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(Barstool Sports)   Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)   (barstoolsports.com) divider line 63
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2014-08-04 10:07:24 PM  
I always thought that we'd see him again.
 
2014-08-04 10:46:44 PM  
You'd have thought he'd go back to Carolina for that one.
 
2014-08-05 12:28:22 AM  
He's seen fire, he's seen rain.
 
2014-08-05 12:43:01 AM  
Give the kid a break, he didn't want to be lonely that night
 
2014-08-05 01:46:00 AM  
But wait there is more.
 
2014-08-05 02:05:47 AM  
That was one of the greatest local news reports I have ever seen.
 
2014-08-05 02:25:37 AM  
And Project X2 was written.
 
2014-08-05 03:31:01 AM  
No I won't take off my sunglasses. These sunglasses are famous

/thank god I'm still at the age when I think this is awesome
 
2014-08-05 03:34:49 AM  
"Whenever you're pointing at someone you've got 3 fingers pointing back at you"That kid is awesome.
 
2014-08-05 03:37:52 AM  
designarchives.aiga.org
 
2014-08-05 03:50:06 AM  
+1 for working in the word "spaz"
 
2014-08-05 03:53:26 AM  
img.fark.net
When my wife was a youngling, she would often confuse James Taylor with her father, since the men could pass for twins
/but most of all Jenny Mulhenny loved to boil hot water
 
2014-08-05 03:54:38 AM  
Thought we had a right to assemble.
 
2014-08-05 03:54:43 AM  
Sweet Baby James, what a party!
 
2014-08-05 03:56:31 AM  
If this guy's smart, he'll be taking a country road toward Mexico...
 
2014-08-05 04:02:25 AM  
James Taylor, the original pimp daddy. "If your broken heart should need repair, then I'm the man to see. I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends, they'll come running to me." Obviously not interested in monogamy, he's plainly admitting he just wants to fark any woman he can. You inoffensively smooth baritone can't fool me!
 
2014-08-05 04:09:30 AM  
He probably thinks this thread is about him.
 
2014-08-05 04:16:41 AM  
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2014-08-05 04:17:43 AM  
I wish I had recorded the guffaw I let out when they showed the passed out dude.
 
2014-08-05 04:18:55 AM  
Props to him for staying with Carly Simon as long as he did.

"She had the worst smelling c*nt I've ever encountered." -Mick Jagger
 
2014-08-05 04:22:02 AM  

texastag: Props to him for staying with Carly Simon as long as he did.

"She had the worst smelling c*nt I've ever encountered." -Mick Jagger


To be fair, Jagger seems to much prefer the smell of cock.
 
2014-08-05 05:07:43 AM  

robohobo: texastag: Props to him for staying with Carly Simon as long as he did.

"She had the worst smelling c*nt I've ever encountered." -Mick Jagger

To be fair, Jagger seems to much prefer the smell of cock.


Citation, please.

Also, has anyone made any jokes about James Taylor the musician yet?
 
2014-08-05 05:07:59 AM  
I'm glad made sure the dude passed out on the floor wasn't dead before conducting a interview.
 
2014-08-05 05:09:09 AM  

markfara: robohobo: texastag: Props to him for staying with Carly Simon as long as he did.

"She had the worst smelling c*nt I've ever encountered." -Mick Jagger

To be fair, Jagger seems to much prefer the smell of cock.

Citation, please.

Also, has anyone made any jokes about James Taylor the musician yet?


I would think David Bowie would be all the citation one would need.  One cock in a dudes mouth equals all cocks in a dudes mouth.
 
2014-08-05 05:09:36 AM  
I wish this wasn't blocked at work.  It looks like an amusing piece of not-news.
 
2014-08-05 05:34:25 AM  
I knew I could count on you all to fill this thread with awful James Taylor double-entendres, and you did not fail me.
*sniff*
I love you guys, man!
 
2014-08-05 05:34:56 AM  
This would have made a great 90210 pilot.
 
2014-08-05 06:25:57 AM  
If he gets dragged into court, someone should start a Kickstarter to fund his defense.

$20 gets you a t-shirt
$100 gets you a t-shirt and an invite to his coming home party
$2,000 gets you a t-shirt, an invite to his coming home party, and a plane ride to the party.
$5,000 gets you a t-shirt, an invite to his coming home party, a plane ride to the party, and a chance to be teabagging the next passed out guy during the next TV interview.
 
2014-08-05 06:44:17 AM  

lindseyp: I wish this wasn't blocked at work.  It looks like an amusing piece of not-news.




Source site Fox17 west michigan
 
2014-08-05 06:47:58 AM  
2,000?
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
 
2014-08-05 06:50:40 AM  
Barstool Sports. The sports site that posts about everything but sports.

/your website sucks
 
2014-08-05 07:04:59 AM  
Home schooled:

www.bobgruen.com
 
2014-08-05 07:14:30 AM  
This young man has nothing on Australian Corey.  I wonder where he is today?
 
2014-08-05 07:34:05 AM  
Heh. He's James Taylor just like the guy from that Adam Sandler movie.
 
2014-08-05 07:43:35 AM  
Did he have any trouble with ants at this party? I seem to recall him coming up with a nifty way to fix that problem.
 
2014-08-05 07:54:08 AM  
Honestly, if he was my neighbor I'd either move or kill him.
 
2014-08-05 07:59:35 AM  
If I ever have a son I hope he's half as cool as that kid.
 
2014-08-05 08:00:57 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Honestly, if he was my neighbor I'd either move or kill him.


You can't just up and kill someone. It takes planning.
Tracks need to be covered. Alibis need to be set in concrete before the feet are.
You need to decide if you want the remains found or not. And how.
There is the issue of witnesses.
There are costs. There are burdens.
It's not a rash decision.
It's serious business.
I suggest you call a professional.
try craig's list.
 
2014-08-05 08:10:44 AM  
For such an epic party, he seems remarkably not hungover. My guess is that while he may have indulged, he kept enough of his wits about him because he realized it was his property and he was responsible.

Looks like he has a level head and is able to balance everything nicely. He'll go far. Hope we hear from him again.

/Now if he would just shave that hedgehog on his chin.
 
2014-08-05 08:14:18 AM  

dryknife: Home schooled:

[www.bobgruen.com image 217x320]


It gets cold in Western Michigan.

www.torbenbille.dk
 
2014-08-05 08:18:16 AM  
I love that kid sooooooo much. I'm in for the kick starter campaign defense fund.
 
2014-08-05 08:28:01 AM  

signaljammer: Thought we had a right to assemble.


You have a right to ask for a permit to assemble.
 
2014-08-05 08:31:58 AM  
Did they tell him that Susanne was gone yet?

/Probably needs a good Handyman
 
2014-08-05 08:32:43 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Honestly, if he was my neighbor I'd either move or kill him.


Evidently, the house is out in the woods.  No neighbors.  And, you'll get in a lot of trouble if you kill him.

So, move already!
 
2014-08-05 08:46:55 AM  
I remember the Little 500 night at my college, back in the early 80s, when the entire street down frat row was jammed with beyond-drunk people (I was entirely sober that night), and you could hear glass smashing somewhere almost continuously.  Almost like the sound of rain.  The police wouldn't move in because it was sure to trigger a riot.  A few times, cars made the mistake of going down the street.  One had an older couple, who clearly were not aware of what was going on.  The crowd surrounded the car and rocked it violently.  The couple in the car were utterly terrified.  The people rocking the car thought this was hilarious, and in fact a lot of people started cheering wildly.  Finally the car got through.

So yeah it's all fun and games.  What could possibly go wrong, with a throng of stupidly drunk people shuffling up and down a street littered with broken glass.
 
2014-08-05 08:48:22 AM  
...apparently it was worth it.

/ party was like a steamroller, baby.... rolled all over him.
 
2014-08-05 09:05:12 AM  
2,000 folks must have caused a damn traffic jam.
 
2014-08-05 09:20:59 AM  
Wow, former president James Taylor.
 
2014-08-05 09:22:10 AM  
He wasn't aware of any underage people at the party....HE'S underage!
 
2014-08-05 09:30:22 AM  
I dont see anything wrong with the party. He did it on his land out in the middle of nowhere. This isnt a situation where some kids take over a place while the residents were away and get hundreds of people to show up via social media.

We used to have parties at friends farms but we could only get a hundred or so people. This may be because we didnt have facebook or twitter and the event could only be spread by word of mouth.

/has anyone made a James Taylor the musician joke yet?
//couldnt watch the news report because no flash on android
 
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