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(Newser)   Not news: Woman with "an overwhelming odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from her person" tries to steal a car. News: It was a cop car. Fark: ...with cops still in it   (newser.com) divider line 38
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2014-08-04 06:52:59 PM  
I have never been to Pittsburgh.
 
2014-08-04 08:10:56 PM  
And her Fark handle is ...?
 
2014-08-04 08:16:20 PM  
Mom?
 
2014-08-04 08:24:33 PM  
You can't even do that in Grand Theft Auto.

/at least I don't think you can
 
2014-08-04 08:30:05 PM  
The cops were overwhelmed. piece of cake
 
2014-08-04 08:34:58 PM  
daniel simpson day

...has no grade point average
 
2014-08-04 08:37:21 PM  
why wouldn't she want the gooey center?
 
2014-08-04 08:40:02 PM  
Shame on her.

It was a Wiz Khalifa concert after-party, she should have had an overwhelming odor of the finest ganja emanating from her.
 
2014-08-04 08:41:36 PM  

lindalouwho: Shame on her.

It was a Wiz Khalifa concert after-party, she should have had an overwhelming odor of the finest ganja emanating from her.


That was the cops
 
2014-08-04 08:43:12 PM  

Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: You can't even do that in Grand Theft Auto.

/at least I don't think you can


It's tricky, but possible. You grab the passenger side door then run around to the other side and jump in before the cops arrest you. Don't try it while the cops are in line at a red light though.
 
2014-08-04 08:48:04 PM  
Why wasn't she charged with kid copnapping?
 
2014-08-04 08:52:46 PM  
Did she get shooted?
 
2014-08-04 08:56:19 PM  
There are worse odors to have emanating from your person...

Link

/Sorry
 
2014-08-04 08:56:35 PM  
Yeah?!?  And how do you spend your Saturday nights, boremitter?
 
2014-08-04 09:02:08 PM  
I think she might have a problem...
 
2014-08-04 09:06:11 PM  

blacksho89: I think she might have a problem...


She's got 99 problems, but showering alone ain't one of 'em...
 
2014-08-04 09:08:53 PM  
Can't tell exactly fta, but if she opened the car door which wasn't locked and sat down in the drivers seat, what exactly was she under arrest for at that point?

Were they going to charge her with D.U.I. because the keys were in the ignition possibly?

Or is still considered breaking and entering regardless, because of entering vehicle?
 
2014-08-04 09:13:18 PM  
A woman in Pittsburgh made the bold move of trying to steal a police car; unfortunately for her, it contained police.


/Ah..i miss those days, where the arrests would just sit right down in the squad car.
//Good times.
 
2014-08-04 09:15:37 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Can't tell exactly fta, but if she opened the car door which wasn't locked and sat down in the drivers seat, what exactly was she under arrest for at that point?

Were they going to charge her with D.U.I. because the keys were in the ignition possibly?

Or is still considered breaking and entering regardless, because of entering vehicle?

Hope this helps.


427 Unlawful entry of vehicle for committing indictable offence
(1) A person who unlawfully enters another person's vehicle with intent to commit an indictable offence commits a crime.
Maximum penalty-10 years imprisonment.
(2) If-
(a) the offence is committed in the night; or
(b) the offender-
(i) uses or threatens to use actual violence; or
(ii) is or pretends to be armed with a dangerous or offensive weapon, instrument or noxious substance; or
(iii) is in company with 1 or more persons; or
(iv) damages, or threatens or attempts to damage, any property;
the offender is liable to imprisonment for 14 years.
 
2014-08-04 09:17:29 PM  

The hopeless imp: Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: You can't even do that in Grand Theft Auto.

/at least I don't think you can

It's tricky, but possible. You grab the passenger side door then run around to the other side and jump in before the cops arrest you. Don't try it while the cops are in line at a red light though.


Yup. Or if you don't mind the extra star you can just shoot them when they get out.
 
2014-08-04 09:17:52 PM  

eas81: Guilty_plea_bargain: Can't tell exactly fta, but if she opened the car door which wasn't locked and sat down in the drivers seat, what exactly was she under arrest for at that point?

Were they going to charge her with D.U.I. because the keys were in the ignition possibly?

Or is still considered breaking and entering regardless, because of entering vehicle?

Hope this helps.

427 Unlawful entry of vehicle for committing indictable offence
(1) A person who unlawfully enters another person's vehicle with intent to commit an indictable offence commits a crime.
Maximum penalty-10 years imprisonment.
(2) If-
(a) the offence is committed in the night; or
(b) the offender-
(i) uses or threatens to use actual violence; or
(ii) is or pretends to be armed with a dangerous or offensive weapon, instrument or noxious substance; or
(iii) is in company with 1 or more persons; or
(iv) damages, or threatens or attempts to damage, any property;
the offender is liable to imprisonment for 14 years.


another version:

(a)It is unlawful to enter or be inside of the motor vehicle of another person without the permission of the owner or person lawfully in charge of the motor vehicle.
(b)Subsection (a) of this section shall not apply to:
(1)An employee of the District government in connection with his or her official duties;
(2)A tow crane operator who has valid authorization from the District government or from the property owner on whose property the motor vehicle is illegally parked; or
(3)A person with a security interest in the motor vehicle who is legally authorized to seize the motor vehicle.
(c)For the purposes of this section, the term "enter the motor vehicle" means to insert any part of one's body into any part of the motor vehicle, including the passenger compartment, the trunk or cargo area, or the engine compartment.
 
2014-08-04 09:26:39 PM  
If you're gonna go, go big.
 
2014-08-04 09:32:07 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: If you're gonna go, go big.


Well she was trying to go home so works both ways.
 
2014-08-04 09:39:09 PM  
The article says she is a woman. I bet the cops hjad to ask her rather than just assuming though.

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-08-04 09:45:08 PM  
According to the police report, three Pittsburgh officers were sitting in the car just after 2 a.m. in front of Club Xtaza on Smallman Street in the Strip District, where a 2,500-person after party for Friday night's Wiz Khalifa concert was taking place.
The officer sitting in the driver's seat had stepped out of the car to make a phone call while Officer Garrett Spory, sitting in the passenger seat, "was observing a crowd of five to six people in front of our vehicle who had clearly noticed our undercover vehicle."
A woman in the group, identified as Ria Buford, 32, of Highland Park, walked over and sat down in the driver's seat of the car. Officer Spory tried to push her out, yelling "Pittsburgh police, get out of the vehicle now! You're under arrest!"
Ms. Buford informed the officers that she would be taking the car to drive it to her car, at which point the officer in the backseat also started to yell at her to get out of the vehicle.
"We were both terrified that she was going to attempt to drive away with both of us in the vehicle," Officer Spory wrote the complaint.
Officer Spory got out of the car and ran around to the driver's side to try to pull Ms. Buford out of the vehicle. A man identified only as John Doe grabbed the officer's shirt and yelled not to touch Ms. Buford.
Still concerned that Ms. Buford was trying to steal the car, Officer Spory and other officers tackled the man, who was ignoring commands to place his hands behind his back. Another officer came over and "delivered two knee strikes to his back area" before handcuffing the man.
Both Ms. Buford and the man, who refused to provide his name and birth date, were arrested. Ms. Buford had "an overwhelming odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from her person," Officer Spory wrote.
Both were charged with public drunkenness. Ms. Buford is also charged with robbery of a motor vehicle and disorderly conduct, while the identified man is also charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest.


Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2014/08/03/Woman-charged-with- t rying-to-steal-police-car/stories/201408030168#ixzz39TgeRhFJ


Now you know what they charge you with if you try this in Pittsburgh
 
2014-08-04 09:47:12 PM  

eas81: Guilty_plea_bargain: Can't tell exactly fta, but if she opened the car door which wasn't locked and sat down in the drivers seat, what exactly was she under arrest for at that point?

Were they going to charge her with D.U.I. because the keys were in the ignition possibly?

Or is still considered breaking and entering regardless, because of entering vehicle?

Hope this helps.

427 Unlawful entry of vehicle for committing indictable offence
(1) A person who unlawfully enters another person's vehicle with intent to commit an indictable offence commits a crime.
Maximum penalty-10 years imprisonment.
(2) If-
(a) the offence is committed in the night; or
(b) the offender-
(i) uses or threatens to use actual violence; or
(ii) is or pretends to be armed with a dangerous or offensive weapon, instrument or noxious substance; or
(iii) is in company with 1 or more persons; or
(iv) damages, or threatens or attempts to damage, any property;
the offender is liable to imprisonment for 14 years.


If she had STFU, a lawyer would have been able to convincingly argue that she wasn't guilty of anything, at least anything serious. But she didn't STFU.

/sorry if this is a double post; I just lost one
 
2014-08-04 09:50:02 PM  
a nearby man got physically involved in the altercation and told police not to touch her. He refused to put his hands behind his back and was handcuffed after another cop "delivered two knee strikes to his back area," police say.

Bastards. Those pigs didn't have to hit him. They could've just used a chokehold.

/or 41 rounds
//"worst case of suicide I ever saw"
 
2014-08-04 09:52:57 PM  

gerbilpox: a nearby man got physically involved in the altercation and told police not to touch her. He refused to put his hands behind his back and was handcuffed after another cop "delivered two knee strikes to his back area," police say.

Bastards. Those pigs didn't have to hit him. They could've just used a chokehold.

/or 41 rounds
//"worst case of suicide I ever saw"



The knee strikes are what they did *before* he was handcuffed.
 
2014-08-04 10:35:04 PM  
That sounds like my drunken half naked always in the hallway neighbor just hopefully not so ugly.

/since I moved here the Burgh is starting to sound like Texas crimminal mischief wise.
 
2014-08-04 10:42:37 PM  
According to authorities, an apparently drunk Ria Buford, 32, was hanging out with friends near the unmarked car following a huge after-party for a concert. Plainclothes officers were sitting inside, the AP reports, though the driver seat was empty, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette notes. Buford sat down in it, and an officer told her she was under arrest.


Is this like "low-effort bait car," targeting the very lowest-hanging fruit?
 
2014-08-04 10:46:22 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: And her Fark handle is ...?


drunk_Ria_Buford
 
2014-08-04 11:39:41 PM  
Was she wearing eau de Budweiser?
 
2014-08-04 11:44:16 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: That sounds like my drunken half naked always in the hallway neighbor just hopefully not so ugly.

/since I moved here the Burgh is starting to sound like Texas crimminal mischief wise.


Just start watching the news. Nothing really bad ever happens, it feels like reading a small town crime blotter.

fires, car wrecks, and jim hit bob with a tire iron outside of the bloomfield inn.

It's almost comical how non-crime the crime is. Except the people that shoot each other in the hill district and around rankin.
 
2014-08-04 11:57:25 PM  
That's just stupid.  Even most idiots know you have to wait for them to leave first.
 
2014-08-05 12:00:09 AM  
You would think that no matter how drunk she was, once she noticed all the electronics, radios and laptop that something was ....different.
 
2014-08-05 12:24:05 AM  
peoplewhoannoyyou.jpg
 
2014-08-05 08:33:09 AM  

eas81: 427 Unlawful entry of vehicle for committing indictable offence
(1) A person who unlawfully enters another person's vehicle with intent to commit an indictable offence commits a crime.
Maximum penalty-10 years imprisonment.
(2) If-
(a) the offence is committed in the night; or
(b) the offender-
(i) uses or threatens to use actual violence; or
(ii) is or pretends to be armed with a dangerous or offensive weapon, instrument or noxious substance; or
(iii) is in company with 1 or more persons; or
(iv) damages, or threatens or attempts to damage, any property;
the offender is liable to imprisonment for 14 years.


Ok. I don't really speak legalese all that well, but am I understanding that this law is written in a way stating that you could face an additional 4 years in prison for committing the offense at night? Seriously? Firstly, why should it matter what time of day a crime is committed? Secondly, when exactly does "night" start? It's a fairly nondescript term for a legal document.
 
2014-08-05 10:48:35 AM  
Well, she's now earned the right to give up drinking if she chooses. She has an acceptable story to tell whenever she orders a club soda.

The rest of you boring people had better drink up.

/hic
 
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