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2014-08-04 02:59:26 PM
"Failure to appear":

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2nd week in a row that Wally West got nicked.
 
2014-08-04 04:28:03 PM
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PGW?
 
2014-08-04 04:28:25 PM
Oh. I thought they were talking about my high school reunion...
 
2014-08-04 04:28:45 PM
Does #10 have a bandage over what appears to be an ink stain on her forehead?
 
2014-08-04 04:32:00 PM
He wasn't cruising for prostitutes, he was taking a Kwaanza poll.


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2014-08-04 04:35:52 PM
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Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan
 
2014-08-04 04:38:31 PM
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Failure to appear, eh? I'm guessing it's been 7 days since he watched that VCR tape from The Ring.
 
2014-08-04 04:39:20 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan


And cocaine. She doesn't look the part does she?

Would definitely bang.
 
2014-08-04 04:46:06 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan

And cocaine. She doesn't look the part does she?

Would definitely bang.


Yeah the shrunken eye sockets and tightening skin isn't a giveaway at all.
 
2014-08-04 04:48:06 PM
Impersonating a Bieber.

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2014-08-04 04:48:26 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x876]
Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan


Is that Jodi West?
 
2014-08-04 04:51:00 PM
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Looks like the pen-stealing guy from My Name is Earl.

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Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop
 
2014-08-04 04:51:55 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Guilty_plea_bargain: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan

And cocaine. She doesn't look the part does she?

Would definitely bang.

Yeah the shrunken eye sockets and tightening skin isn't a giveaway at all.


Her hair is nice. Any deviance on the oily/dry scale would result in either a Morgan Fairchild or Smeagol style hairdo.

It's pretty much a given that, if I was drunk, I'd take her home.  And probably somehow lose my truck, and some jewelry, and my watch, and all my cash, and my cell phone ...

Not to mention my self-respect.
This is me not mentioning it.
 
2014-08-04 04:53:24 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com Arrested for disorderly intoxication.

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What is it with genius and social skills?
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Huh?
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Sigh. Nevermind.
 
2014-08-04 04:54:01 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan

And cocaine. She doesn't look the part does she?

Would definitely bang.


She's high as fark.  Most of the junkies I've known looked normal when high and a complete wreck when they need their fix.
 
2014-08-04 04:57:58 PM
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2014-08-04 04:58:09 PM
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Didn't we just have a thread on this guy last week?

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Can't you stay out of trouble for five minutes, Sideshow Bob?!?
 
2014-08-04 05:04:00 PM
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2014-08-04 05:08:53 PM
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2014-08-04 05:12:02 PM

Hack Patooey: Impersonating a Bieber.

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Or ghost of Bieber future.


The meth girl looks like she is in the first few pics of her faces of meth picture roundup.
 
2014-08-04 05:13:38 PM
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Man, Robin Williams has been having some hard times.
 
2014-08-04 05:15:32 PM

Hack Patooey: Impersonating a Bieber.

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I keep looking at this picture... trying to determine if his facial hair is crooked or if his whole lower face is... somehow... out of alignment...

also, he looks like a cross between Napoleon and Kip.

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2014-08-04 05:16:38 PM
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I see your Jesse Pinkman As Superman, and raise you a Walter White As Wonder Woman:
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2014-08-04 05:41:06 PM
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/headbanging accident
//would kiss her boo-boo
 
2014-08-04 05:45:02 PM

Fast Talkin Fanny: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x525]
/headbanging accident
//would kiss her boo-boo


Crazy eyes.

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You can just see the emptiness behind those eyes.

There's a touch of this going on in that woman:

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2014-08-04 05:50:48 PM
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Is it just me, or does it look like the lower half of this guy's face was installed about 12 degrees out of vertical alignment?
 
2014-08-04 05:54:17 PM

buckler: Is it just me, or does it look like the lower half of this guy's face was installed about 12 degrees out of vertical alignment?


Haircuts like those tend to make people tilt their heads to keep the bangs in place. Pair that with having his jaw cocked to the side and lips pursed to the side and it makes him look crooked.
/used to have that hair
/female
 
2014-08-04 06:09:01 PM

buckler: Is it just me, or does it look like the lower half of this guy's face was installed about 12 degrees out of vertical alignment?


Or a mild stroke.
 
2014-08-04 06:12:18 PM
That one wasnt so bad, but nobody, i mean nobody, can bring the weird /scary like corpse boy did...a few years back. Anyone have the pic? you know the one.
 
2014-08-04 06:24:45 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: That one wasnt so bad, but nobody, i mean nobody, can bring the weird /scary like corpse boy did...a few years back. Anyone have the pic? you know the one.


Yeah, that guy would have creeped me the fark right out in person, I'm sure.
 
2014-08-04 06:47:39 PM
Life's been rough for Izzie ever since big brother Muammar Khaddafy bought the farm.

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2014-08-04 06:51:10 PM
Somebody needs those whitening strips, stat!

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2014-08-04 06:56:42 PM
Arrested for shoplifting:

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Only, in this case, he was literally lifting the entire shop.
 
2014-08-04 06:57:49 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com Arrested for driving with a suspended or revoked license and a grill so bright it blinds oncoming drivers.
 
2014-08-04 06:58:15 PM

DjangoStonereaver: "Failure to appear":

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2nd week in a row that Wally West got nicked.


I don't get these pictures. They're using digital cameras now. They can take as many pictures as they need.
 
2014-08-04 06:58:26 PM

Prey4reign: Arrested for shoplifting:

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Only, in this case, he was literally lifting the entire shop.


niiice
 
2014-08-04 07:04:58 PM
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker:

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Arrested for heroin possession...?!

Boy, I'll bet they were surprised when they pulled over the minivan


Maybe it was the dinosaurs chasing the minivan?
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2014-08-04 07:05:18 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 340x453] Arrested for driving with a suspended or revoked license and a grill so bright it blinds oncoming drivers.


And that grill appears to be the only bright thing about him

/Air intake grill
 
2014-08-04 07:08:59 PM
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2014-08-04 07:12:19 PM

cgraves67: Does #10 have a bandage over what appears to be an ink stain on her forehead?


Naw, she was just getting ready for some cosplay.
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2014-08-04 07:12:38 PM

Prey4reign: Life's been rough for Izzie ever since big brother Muammar Khaddafy bought the farm.

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It was his constant rendition of "Hakuna Matata" that tipped them off.
 
2014-08-04 07:17:30 PM
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FTFY
 
2014-08-04 07:27:59 PM
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"Hey there, big fella!"


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"Oh lawdy!"
 
2014-08-04 07:40:00 PM
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2014-08-04 09:38:40 PM

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FTFY


Heh.
 
2014-08-04 09:41:58 PM

SonOfSpam: [i61.tinypic.com image 700x875]

FTFY


Now his left eye is too high. This boy's head just can't be fixed.
 
2014-08-04 10:02:12 PM

buckler: SonOfSpam: [i61.tinypic.com image 700x875]

FTFY

Now his left eye is too high. This boy's head just can't be fixed.


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2014-08-05 12:46:35 AM
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I wonder if he even knows just how black he is going.

/and #10 has that 'I love you, I love you, I kill you' look going on
 
2014-08-05 12:48:39 AM

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PGW?


UFIA!!
 
2014-08-05 02:25:24 AM

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Hideee hideeee Hideeee Ho.....
 
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