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(Huffington Post)   GOP can't win the War on Women, so they open up a new front, the War on Whites   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 219
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2014-08-04 04:28:12 PM  
I don't think this tack is going to work as well as you are hoping, Mo.
 
2014-08-04 04:31:53 PM  
Wow.

At this point, they should just go back to talking about rape.
 
2014-08-04 04:33:31 PM  

vernonFL: Wow.

At this point, they should just go back to talking about rape.


Just wait, he'll explain everything tomorrow, and we'll be all like, "Oh!  That makes perfect sense, now!"
 
2014-08-04 04:36:19 PM  
Brooks responded by saying that all demographic groups in America support securing the nation's border and a wide range of Americans would be affected by an influx of undocumented immigration.

That may be true, but there's a whole mess of things more important than border security for most Americans.
 
2014-08-04 04:40:51 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Brooks responded by saying that all demographic groups in America support securing the nation's border and a wide range of Americans would be affected by an influx of undocumented immigration.

That may be true, but there's a whole mess of things more important than border security for most Americans.


Why do you hate white people?
 
2014-08-04 04:46:59 PM  
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Okay, okay. I have to admit Fark has been less than kind of some of the Whites out there. We've said some things. But we're not all bad. Fark is generally positive toward these Whites:

i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com

Cut us some freakin' slack. It's just a last name. I don't even think any of them are related.
 
2014-08-04 04:49:16 PM  
Has anyone told Pat Buchanan some joker's out there stealing his bit?
 
2014-08-04 04:59:45 PM  

GreenAdder: Cut us some freakin' slack. It's just a last name. I don't even think any of them are related.


You put Noted Weed Enthusiast Shaun White in the wrong category.  He is like a Fark god.  You could switch him with Vanna.
 
2014-08-04 05:05:54 PM  
www.circuitstoday.com

Officially jealous now.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-08-04 05:21:47 PM  
As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.
 
2014-08-04 05:24:11 PM  

jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.


Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.
 
2014-08-04 05:44:52 PM  
PFFFFFFFCHCHCHCCHGRGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1!

/as a country, we're so farking boned....
 
2014-08-04 05:50:14 PM  
OK, so, now that I've RTFA, I have to say the guy has a point, BUT....it's not like the GOP have really been helping that image, what with their crazy lunatic fringe prowling the border with guns, shiat-talk about rape, etc.  Democrats are simply playing to a stereotype that YOU IDIOTS HELPED CREATE, GODDAMMIT!!

So. Sure.  The DNC is painting you as the party of white because you've been acting that way.  You guys can keep on saying you're the party of the Big Tent; but it's not what you are underneath.  It's what you DO that defines you.

Stop catering to morons, morons, and maybe Democrats won't be waging this "war on whites."
 
2014-08-04 06:15:26 PM  

Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-04 06:29:01 PM  

Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.


I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?
 
2014-08-04 07:06:38 PM  
Down with those blue-eyed devils!
 
2014-08-04 07:28:52 PM  
I'm white.  I would happily support the Dems waging a War on Whites, if this guy is a "pure" white.

I guess that makes me a WINO.

/I'll drink to that!
 
2014-08-04 07:32:41 PM  

vernonFL: Wow.

At this point, they should just go back to talking about rape.


Raping white women will probably be a plank in the 2016 GOP platform.
 
2014-08-04 07:33:19 PM  

Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.


What is this?  I don't even...
Are we back to Republican talking points from the mid 90's now?!

at least that is what I remember from from the college republicans back then..
..was so so glad the engineering classes where far away from the business and english majors.
 
2014-08-04 07:34:34 PM  

Warchild: Down with those blue-eyed devils!


upload.wikimedia.org

Agrees.
 
2014-08-04 07:36:38 PM  

xanadian: OK, so, now that I've RTFA, I have to say the guy has a point, BUT....it's not like the GOP have really been helping that image, what with their crazy lunatic fringe prowling the border with guns, shiat-talk about rape, etc.  Democrats are simply playing to a stereotype that YOU IDIOTS HELPED CREATE, GODDAMMIT!!

So. Sure.  The DNC is painting you as the party of white because you've been acting that way.  You guys can keep on saying you're the party of the Big Tent; but it's not what you are underneath.  It's what you DO that defines you.

Stop catering to morons, morons, and maybe Democrats won't be waging this "war on whites."


Is it the one pinning his raisin-brain to the inside of his skull?
 
2014-08-04 07:37:02 PM  
"And the way in which they're launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else,"

Substitute "Republicans" for "Whites", and you have a true statement.
 
2014-08-04 07:37:46 PM  
Yep, run with this GOP, there's no way complaining about how white people are being persecuted can hurt you.
 
2014-08-04 07:38:20 PM  

Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.


It's like that book on race treason, what was it again? Uncle Buffet's Mansion?
 
2014-08-04 07:38:29 PM  
You know who else was white?
 
2014-08-04 07:39:57 PM  
why is it that the GOP always & constantly relates Americans of Hispanic or Latin descent  with Illegal immigrants or immigration issues?

does not compute.

do you think Americans that are brown feel moar strongly about immigration one way or the other as opposed to their less colorific American brethren?
 
2014-08-04 07:40:08 PM  
So if I were white and in trouble- maybe in poverty- the GOP will help save me?
 
2014-08-04 07:40:50 PM  

Diogenes: Has anyone told Pat Buchanan some joker's out there stealing his bit?


Might as well bring him out of mothballs. A proud grandson of Irish Immigrants biatching about immigrants is always good for some LULZ
 
2014-08-04 07:40:55 PM  

Petey4335: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

What is this?  I don't even...
Are we back to Republican talking points from the mid 90's now?!

at least that is what I remember from from the college republicans back then..
..was so so glad the engineering classes where far away from the business and english majors.


Hook, line and sinker...
 
2014-08-04 07:40:59 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Yep, run with this GOP, there's no way complaining about how white people are being persecuted can hurt you.


Well, running on claiming Christians are being persecuted seems to work for them, so...
 
2014-08-04 07:41:10 PM  
Both "Wars" are about as real as the War on Christmas.
 
2014-08-04 07:41:15 PM  

fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?


I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**
 
2014-08-04 07:42:07 PM  

gunga galunga: When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?


Or a white The Wiz for that matter?
 
2014-08-04 07:42:19 PM  
x4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-04 07:43:15 PM  

gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**


Or a white Malcolm X.
 
2014-08-04 07:44:41 PM  

Neeek: UncomfortableSilence: Yep, run with this GOP, there's no way complaining about how white people are being persecuted can hurt you.

Well, running on claiming Christians are being persecuted seems to work for them, so...


They are the party of old white Christians and it gets their base up, but they'll just keep alienating the rest of their potential voters when they keep complaining about how any other voting block  isn't nearly as persecuted as them, despite over 200 years of evidence to the contrary.
 
2014-08-04 07:46:39 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**

Or a white Malcolm X.


Or a White Christmas?
 
2014-08-04 07:46:57 PM  
So why do we allow blacks to say vote for me because I'm black or Hispanics vote for me because I'm Hispanic? Race is immaterial and everybody ought to be treated the same."

In private he adds the part about BET.
 
2014-08-04 07:47:10 PM  
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.)
"This is a part of the war on whites that's being launched by the Democratic Party. And the way in which they're launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else,"
he said during an interview Monday with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham.
"It's part of the strategy that Barack Obama implemented in 2008, continued in 2012, where he divides us all on race, on sex, greed, envy, class warfare, all those kinds of things. Well that's not true."



I am almost speechless.
think about this & who is saying it.
we're screwed as a country.

now more than ever we need to rid ourselves of the GOP.
 
2014-08-04 07:48:00 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**

Or a white Malcolm X.


I remember someone talking about how awesome it was that a black man was cast as the lead in 'I Robot'. Now THAT was funny.
 
2014-08-04 07:48:36 PM  

Fart_Machine: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**

Or a white Malcolm X.

Or a White Christmas?


What about a white Guess Who's Coming to Dinner or The Nutty Professor?
 
2014-08-04 07:48:37 PM  

gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**


I'm not interested in a Dixie Chick's bio.
 
2014-08-04 07:49:46 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-04 07:49:48 PM  

gunga galunga: gunga galunga: When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

Or a white The Wiz for that matter?


Whenever someone good at bullshiatting pitches them the idea.  Hey!  Why don't YOU do it, bootstrapper?
 
2014-08-04 07:49:55 PM  
There's an easy way to win this war, white people. Outbreed everyone else. Think you're up for it?
 
2014-08-04 07:50:59 PM  
Sounds like this whiny little shiat never played well with other kids, now, 50 years later, he's still into blaming -- mainly because he believes that whiny little women really put out for a whiny little shiat.

i1.huffpost.com
 
2014-08-04 07:51:06 PM  

Fart_Machine: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gunga galunga: fusillade762: Diogenes: jbc: As an educated white man, the Democrats represent my views more than this dumb, inbred cracker.

Another brainwashed, self-hating white.  Probably suffer from liberal guilt, too.

I mean, we don't even have our own pride month! What's up with that?!?

I see that liberal Hollywood has remade Annie, a role that has traditionally been played by a white actress, but they cast a black girl instead.

Hey, Hollywood. When are you going to get around to making a white Dreamgirls?

**crickets**

Or a white Malcolm X.

Or a White Christmas?


They got to have a black Hello Dolly!

Do you think they will ever let us have a white Roots?

Yeah, that'll be the day.
 
2014-08-04 07:51:15 PM  
Do we really need a white Tyler Perry?
 
2014-08-04 07:53:43 PM  

gunga galunga: Or a White Christmas?

They got to have a black Hello Dolly!

Do you think they will ever let us have a white Roots?

Yeah, that'll be the day.


or a white The Color Purple.
 
2014-08-04 07:55:24 PM  

Fart_Machine: Do we really need a white Tyler Perry?


I am decidedly content with NOT having a white Tyler Perry.

I can also do without a white Kanye West.

A white Denzel Washington would be nice.
 
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