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(When On Earth)   You no longer have to be an evil Bond villain to live inside an active volcano on a remote island   (whenonearth.net) divider line 21
    More: Cool, Accomodation at Aogashima  
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2014-08-04 04:08:05 PM  
My parents used to live on Chichi-Jima and my brother is named after a native islander who himself was named after a descendant of Nathaniel Savory.  Cool Story Bro
 
2014-08-04 04:30:54 PM  
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2014-08-04 06:41:46 PM  
So, Hawaii doesn't count?
 
2014-08-04 08:46:03 PM  
But it helps.
 
2014-08-04 08:52:50 PM  
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2014-08-04 11:56:29 PM  
200 locals?  I'm not paying for them.
 
2014-08-04 11:57:26 PM  
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2014-08-05 12:05:53 AM  

brap: My parents used to live on Chichi-Jima and my brother is named after a native islander who himself was named after a descendant of Nathaniel Savory.  Cool Story Bro


I read that as chimichanga and got upset you weren't taking this seriously.

Then hungry.

/and that was a cool story.
 
2014-08-05 12:07:40 AM  
The reverse is also true, and it's easier to find frickin' lasers when you're near a major metropolitan area.
 
2014-08-05 12:09:10 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.virginmedia.com image 590x350]


Beat me to it!
 
2014-08-05 12:09:53 AM  
I think it would be the perfect getaway spot for a class of junior high schoolers and their old teacher. Dibs on the Uzi.
 
AOW
2014-08-05 12:14:33 AM  
No thank you, despite a lifetime of planning and billions spent on high tech security some hero will come along and foil my plans by slugging one of my henchman and taking his place, despite the fact that all the henchmen are four foot five locals and he is over six foot and white as flower he will cleverly trick everyone by hunching his shoulders and pulling his hat low, he will then use the henchman total access card to access my totally unguarded master control room and activate the island self destruct mechanism I installed and left totally un password protected for unknown reasons then escape at the last second in the helicopter I had all warmed up and sitting empty on the convenient landing pad.

Too much cliche for my tastes, will stick with my low tech warehouse on the docks.
 
2014-08-05 12:29:26 AM  
OscarTamerz: I think it would be the perfect getaway spot for a class of junior high schoolers and their old teacher. Dibs on the Uzi.

A FARKING FRYING PAN?!
 
2014-08-05 12:44:49 AM  
I think it's great place for you to visit
 
2014-08-05 01:43:22 AM  
At last, this guy has a base of operations!

http://youtu.be/pOuumGX-6uc
 
2014-08-05 02:44:49 AM  
Echomike23, he's a nihilist! I mean say what you want about National Socialism but at least it's an ethos.
 
2014-08-05 03:08:11 AM  
Try to avoid a belly flop.
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Unless you want to impress a dragon.
 
2014-08-05 03:24:24 AM  

OscarTamerz: Echomike23, he's a nihilist! I mean say what you want about National Socialism but at least it's an ethos.


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2014-08-05 08:59:57 AM  
What about an extinct volcano?

This guy owns (98% of) the island of Lanai:
tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-05 10:03:54 AM  
Does this mean I no longer have to rescue the Victoria Secret models from the erupting volcano?
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I mean if they're just trying to get my attention you'd think they could come up with a new idea once in a while.
 
2014-08-05 11:47:48 AM  

inclemency: brap: My parents used to live on Chichi-Jima and my brother is named after a native islander who himself was named after a descendant of Nathaniel Savory.  Cool Story Bro

I read that as chimichanga and got upset you weren't taking this seriously.

Then hungry.

/and that was a cool story.


Chimichanga?

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