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(io9)   Article explains why you look ugly when you cry. Here comes the tear-jerking science   ( ) divider line 25
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2014-08-04 04:13:38 PM
2014-08-04 04:39:59 PM  
But does it explain why you are cute when you are angry?
2014-08-04 04:47:29 PM
2014-08-04 05:17:28 PM  
2014-08-04 05:22:54 PM  
Still no cure for dacryphiliacs?
2014-08-04 06:14:34 PM  
2014-08-04 06:23:28 PM  
ugliER maybe subby, but even at my worst I'm still gorgeous
2014-08-04 06:38:10 PM  
I really thought the saying was it was better when they were crying...........
2014-08-04 06:40:19 PM  
Sorry, but the crying does not make a damn bit of difference.
2014-08-04 06:41:13 PM  

GRCooper: ugliER maybe subby, but even at my worst I'm still gorgeous
what a crying GRCooper may look like
2014-08-04 06:48:08 PM  
Strippers exempt.
2014-08-04 06:55:02 PM
2014-08-04 07:07:40 PM
2014-08-04 07:28:00 PM  
Correction: Article explains that you are uglier when you cry. It gives the how but not the why.
2014-08-04 07:47:41 PM
2014-08-04 08:17:59 PM  
I cry when I see ugly people, so I guess it's the same thing.
2014-08-04 09:04:03 PM  
Now I know why you cry

You're one ugly motherfarker
2014-08-04 09:23:44 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub:

2014-08-04 09:28:31 PM
2014-08-04 09:43:31 PM  
This is why you should always pinch and tease your new date....
same as you should pinch a pie...before eating it.
2014-08-04 11:22:11 PM  
The exception to the rule. Still beautiful and majestic. Just sad because you hate America.
2014-08-04 11:32:15 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Strippers exempt.

Lapdances are so much better when they do.
2014-08-05 12:27:54 AM  
Weeping can be beautiful, but balling rarely so.
2014-08-05 12:30:45 AM  
Still no cure for Claire Da... Oh, I see that's been covered.
2014-08-05 02:23:17 AM  

Cubs300: Colour_out_of_Space: Strippers exempt.

Lapdances are so much better when they do.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an 18-wheeler.
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