rkiller1: The author is very annoying. If I were her kid, I would make a like a fetus and head out.
swingbozo: So we just need to parrot Sarah Palin to get a green light these days?
drdank: She should have gone for the alliterative "powerful pregnancy pussy precipitation".
Jaden Smith First of His Name: Who would even want a million pregnant friends? At any given time half of them would be crying and the other half screaming.
factoryconnection: 1. You can eat whatever you want. This is advice from before the days when the average woman was already a fat f*ck before getting pregnant.2. You'll glow. Lots of women do. Not this one, though.3. Take it easy! See #1.4. You'll want sex more. This is more of a 2nd trimester thing.5. It is natural and you'll get through it. Well, she got pregnant and she's still here, so...
Arkanaut: Did the Washington Post only do political reporting in the 70's?
Warthog: [l.wigflip.com image 850x566]
Boo_Guy: "Pregnancy makes you have to buy all new underwear because you destroyed all the pairs you have with your powerful pregnancy crotch sweat."From what I've seen on the internet and Japanese vending machines she could have a real nice secondary income by selling those.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.whatsonningbo.com image 634x419]You know they put out, and you're not worried about knocking them up.
Warthog: drdank: She should have gone for the alliterative "powerful pregnancy pussy precipitation".I think you can shorten that to "P-Funk."[record.ticro.com image 500x500]
Marisyana: Remind me again of how rewarding an experience pregnancy is.
vudukungfu: Marisyana: Remind me again of how rewarding an experience pregnancy is.Ok, you get to double down on the groceries, Piss at all hours of the night, weird cravings, and then the puking at first and cramps later with the climax being you squirt a cantaloupe out of your babby shoot and now you have a crotchling to care and feed forever. And you can't train them to poo in the corner right off like a dog. And they like to stay up all night and scream.But go ahead and skip that condom just once.
Nabb1: Arkanaut: Did the Washington Post only do political reporting in the 70's?Political reporting and quaaludes. Everyone was doing quaaludes in the 1970's. It was the law.
Prey4reign: In other news Courtney Love's new band, Powerful Pregnancy Crotch Sweat, is on tour.
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