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(USA Today)   Today, Barack Obama says he's 53 years old. But yesterday, he said he was 52. If we can't trust him saying how old he is, how can we trust anything he says about Benghazi, immigration, the IRS, Obamacare, or even his birth certificate?   (usatoday.com) divider line 87
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2014-08-04 12:49:24 PM
 
2014-08-04 12:53:33 PM
*sigh* It's unfortunate indeed that the liberals' modus operandi of attacking and mocking anything which they cannot adequately defend or explain prevents the very real discussions that need to be had concerning serious, unresolved issues such as the matter of Mr. Obama's birth certificate. You'll note, for example, that this headline very carefully avoids any reference to today's bombshell regarding the discovery of a small, seaside town in Japan that carries Mr. Obama's family name. Why would a Japanese town be named for Obama, you ask? Well, I guess we'll never get to have that discussion, now, will we?
 
2014-08-04 12:53:34 PM
Wow, way to take a non-story like "president has birthday" and working that into a respectably funny headline, Subby. Nice effort is nice. Plus 1.

Oh, and since I'm here...

Happy Bday, Mr President.
 
2014-08-04 01:01:00 PM
I find it hard to believe that he even has a birthday.
 
2014-08-04 01:27:47 PM
Wait, I thought that lizard-people hatched?  What is this "birth" day nonsense?!
 
2014-08-04 01:32:45 PM
Fox headline: Obama eats cake while the middle east buns and illegals invade southern border.
 
2014-08-04 01:42:39 PM
Happy Birthday Obama!
 
2014-08-04 01:51:39 PM

Pocket Ninja: *sigh* It's unfortunate indeed that the liberals' modus operandi of attacking and mocking anything which they cannot adequately defend or explain prevents the very real discussions that need to be had concerning serious, unresolved issues such as the matter of Mr. Obama's birth certificate. You'll note, for example, that this headline very carefully avoids any reference to today's bombshell regarding the discovery of a small, seaside town in Japan that carries Mr. Obama's family name. Why would a Japanese town be named for Obama, you ask? Well, I guess we'll never get to have that discussion, now, will we?


News of that discovery is only a bombshell in the way that Christopher Columbus discovering the American continent was a bombshell in 1492. Us liberals who live in the reality-based community know that the town named Obama was officially established as a city of Japan more than ten years before his birth, we know the region was populated as far back as the late 600s, and we also know that President Obama himself learned of this town's existence back in 2006 when a customs official at Narita who checked Obama's passport told the then-Senator that he was from the town of Obama. It's very typical of a Teabagger conservatard to completely ignore real-life evidence in favor of manufacturing a fake scandal under the hopes of eventually using it to impeach the President and get a Goddamn lunatic like Sarah Palin or Ted Cruz in the White House!
 
2014-08-04 01:55:53 PM
Have a happy one, Obama ....IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!!1!
 
2014-08-04 02:02:22 PM
This is a lie too big to swallow. I will not be voting for him again.
 
2014-08-04 02:18:42 PM
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Welcome to Birf!
 
2014-08-04 02:31:52 PM
I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.
 
2014-08-04 03:10:16 PM
As a Jehovah's Witness, I'm offended by the President celebrating his birthday, so I'm going to sue him.
 
2014-08-04 03:12:36 PM

quatchi: I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.


Wouldn't your cake be that expensive if it was made by your relatives in Kenya with imported ingredients from Communist Cuba and China and a special frosting derived from the ashes of an antique bible derived from an old Iranian recipe that was being held by Hamas as a surprise gift?
 
2014-08-04 03:14:46 PM
The dude is younger than me. by a few months... no one my age has any business being President :)
 
2014-08-04 03:15:36 PM

CarnySaur: As a Jehovah's Witness, I'm offended by the President celebrating his birthday, so I'm going to sue him.


I'm offended that you're offended, so I'm gonna sue him as well
 
2014-08-04 03:15:40 PM
I feel like we did this one for his last birthday, didn't we?

 Still, even if we did, I laughed.  Good jorb!  It's a good thing those illegals haven't taken over the headline submission and greenlighting jorbs yet.
 
2014-08-04 03:16:05 PM
are we doing this same headline every year now?
 
2014-08-04 03:18:41 PM

Jackson Herring: are we doing this same headline every year now?


Obama insists on continuing to change his story about how old he is every year like clockwork.
 
2014-08-04 03:19:03 PM

UncomfortableSilence: quatchi: I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.

Wouldn't your cake be that expensive if it was made by your relatives in Kenya with imported ingredients from Communist Cuba and China and a special frosting derived from the ashes of an antique bible derived from an old Iranian recipe that was being held by Hamas as a surprise gift?


Your Farky being Clone-High related (you are, apparently, the sugar to my cinnamon), and TFH having stolen a joke from that Apex of Comedy (unintentionally, I'm sure), I declare this thread to be CLONE HIGH THREAD.

Also, Obama's a tot-muncher; and I bet he couldn't ride a half-pipe on a skateboard attached to a monster truck.

// Wesley
// this thread is no more ridiculous than that tie you're wearing
// numbers don't lie...
 
2014-08-04 03:19:44 PM
Born?  Gimme a farking break.  Obama was grown in a lab in Switzerland, under the watchful eye of George Soros, from the combined DNA of Frank Marshall Davis, Malcolm X, Nikita Khrushchev, and for some reason Imogene Coca.
 
2014-08-04 03:20:01 PM
Uh subby, that "dumbass" tag... global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-08-04 03:20:28 PM

vernonFL: Fox headline: Obama eats cake while the middle east buns and illegals invade southern border.


To be fair, Obama might be sick of middle east buns. He probably ate too many of them in Kenya.
 
2014-08-04 03:20:59 PM

Dr Dreidel: UncomfortableSilence: quatchi: I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.

Wouldn't your cake be that expensive if it was made by your relatives in Kenya with imported ingredients from Communist Cuba and China and a special frosting derived from the ashes of an antique bible derived from an old Iranian recipe that was being held by Hamas as a surprise gift?

Your Farky being Clone-High related (you are, apparently, the sugar to my cinnamon), and TFH having stolen a joke from that Apex of Comedy (unintentionally, I'm sure), I declare this thread to be CLONE HIGH THREAD.

Also, Obama's a tot-muncher; and I bet he couldn't ride a half-pipe on a skateboard attached to a monster truck.

// Wesley
// this thread is no more ridiculous than that tie you're wearing
// numbers don't lie...


Throw some more er's and uh's in there.  What's your hurry.
 
2014-08-04 03:21:38 PM
52, 53, whatever it takes.
 
2014-08-04 03:22:27 PM

KingKauff: CarnySaur: As a Jehovah's Witness, I'm offended by the President celebrating his birthday, so I'm going to sue him.

I'm offended that you're offended, so I'm gonna sue him as well


Your collective offendedness and litigation offends me, so I'm going to sue both of you.
 
2014-08-04 03:23:09 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Born?  Gimme a farking break.  Obama was grown in a lab in Switzerland, under the watchful eye of George Soros, from the combined DNA of Frank Marshall Davis, Malcolm X, Nikita Khrushchev, and for some reason Imogene Coca.


But everyone knows Obama is so Kenyan. And Indogenes are so white...
 
2014-08-04 03:23:31 PM

KingKauff: CarnySaur: As a Jehovah's Witness, I'm offended by the President celebrating his birthday, so I'm going to sue him.

I'm offended that you're offended, so I'm gonna sue him as well


WELL!  I'm offended by your offense of his offense, so I'm suing the both of you, plus the President and the First Lady, plus all of your immediate family members and future family members to be named later.  And the President's dog.  And the Secret Service.  And Cliven Bundy, just for the hell of it.

/Great headline, Subby
//Happy Birthday, Mr. Obama! :)
 
2014-08-04 03:24:18 PM
*slow clap*
 
2014-08-04 03:26:28 PM
And, when he's 57 we can make a joke about that, too.
 
2014-08-04 03:28:15 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Born?  Gimme a farking break.  Obama was grown in a lab in Switzerland, under the watchful eye of George Soros, from the combined DNA of Frank Marshall Davis, Malcolm X, Nikita Khrushchev, and for some reason Imogene Coca.


I DEFEAT ALL ROMNEY
 
2014-08-04 03:28:34 PM

HMS_Blinkin: KingKauff: CarnySaur: As a Jehovah's Witness, I'm offended by the President celebrating his birthday, so I'm going to sue him.

I'm offended that you're offended, so I'm gonna sue him as well

Your collective offendedness and litigation offends me, so I'm going to sue both of you.


Oh, and you too Blinkin, for pain and suffering caused by shaking my tiny fist at you for posting this before me.
 
2014-08-04 03:28:37 PM
WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2014-08-04 03:29:17 PM
Great headline, subby!!

/For a minute there, I thought the headline MIGHT be accurately describing TFA
 
2014-08-04 03:29:56 PM

UncomfortableSilence: Dr Dreidel: UncomfortableSilence: quatchi: I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.

Wouldn't your cake be that expensive if it was made by your relatives in Kenya with imported ingredients from Communist Cuba and China and a special frosting derived from the ashes of an antique bible derived from an old Iranian recipe that was being held by Hamas as a surprise gift?

Your Farky being Clone-High related (you are, apparently, the sugar to my cinnamon), and TFH having stolen a joke from that Apex of Comedy (unintentionally, I'm sure), I declare this thread to be CLONE HIGH THREAD.

Also, Obama's a tot-muncher; and I bet he couldn't ride a half-pipe on a skateboard attached to a monster truck.

// Wesley
// this thread is no more ridiculous than that tie you're wearing
// numbers don't lie...

Throw some more er's and uh's in there.  What's your hurry.


All we need now is a pool so we can flip that biatch.

/well, I know what I'm doing today now...
//probably the last entertaining program MTV put out
 
2014-08-04 03:30:50 PM

vernonFL: Fox headline: Obama eats cake while the middle east buns and illegals invade southern border.


You forgot "While sitting around like he owns the place."
 
2014-08-04 03:31:07 PM

Serious Black: Pocket Ninja: *sigh* It's unfortunate indeed that the liberals' modus operandi of attacking and mocking anything which they cannot adequately defend or explain prevents the very real discussions that need to be had concerning serious, unresolved issues such as the matter of Mr. Obama's birth certificate. You'll note, for example, that this headline very carefully avoids any reference to today's bombshell regarding the discovery of a small, seaside town in Japan that carries Mr. Obama's family name. Why would a Japanese town be named for Obama, you ask? Well, I guess we'll never get to have that discussion, now, will we?

News of that discovery is only a bombshell in the way that Christopher Columbus discovering the American continent was a bombshell in 1492. Us liberals who live in the reality-based community know that the town named Obama was officially established as a city of Japan more than ten years before his birth, we know the region was populated as far back as the late 600s, and we also know that President Obama himself learned of this town's existence back in 2006 when a customs official at Narita who checked Obama's passport told the then-Senator that he was from the town of Obama. It's very typical of a Teabagger conservatard to completely ignore real-life evidence in favor of manufacturing a fake scandal under the hopes of eventually using it to impeach the President and get a Goddamn lunatic like Sarah Palin or Ted Cruz in the White House!


Hi there. I'd like to introduce you to Pocket Ninja. His talent is epic satire. :)
 
2014-08-04 03:32:12 PM
Republicans have included more ACA-crippling amendments in bills than Obama has lived in years.

I'm glad that he's president. The world is changing for the better because of (some of) his ideas. And the derpers are being exposed at record levels.
 
2014-08-04 03:32:46 PM
I have always thought that with his well publicized time travel abilities that something like a birthday would be largely irrelevant.
 
2014-08-04 03:32:56 PM
Fresh material.
 
2014-08-04 03:33:11 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/08/04/every-gift- g iven-to-barack-obama-between-2009-and-2012-ranked/

The worst:
270.  Russia, 2010:
10 Blu-Ray disc set with leather cases, presented in a 32″ × 17″ wooden display box
271.  South Korea, 2010:
8″ × 4″ Verizon Samsung Galaxy Tab SCH- 1800. Black Samsung headphones. Black Samsung Galaxy Tab stereo video cable. Black Samsung Galaxy Tab USB charging data cable. 5″ × 9″ brown leather case. 5″ 9″ black leather snap-on case. Black Samsung Galaxy Tab charger. 28″ × 28″ red and blue tapestry with decorative design.
272.  Singapore, 2010:
Creative ZEN X-Fi 2 64GB MP3 player and earphones. OSIM uGoGo electronic pulse massager
273.  Russia, 2009:
Small wooden CD holder; one book; fifteen compact discs.
274.  Poland, 2011:
DVD, title: "Best of the Witcher 2: Video Trailers for President Barack Obama," distributor: Atari. Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka. Book, title: "Blood of Elves," by Andrzej Sapkowski. Book, title: "The Last Wish," by Andrzej Sapkowski. Set of four 2″ x 1.5″ clear glass liqueur glasses, each has "Zubrowka" engraved in white. 13.5″ x 9.75″ x 4.5″ "Witcher 2" gift box, inside are three golden "Witcher 2" coins, a "Witcher 2" book, "Witcher 2" stickers, "Witcher 2" make your own aircraft. 5.5″ x 6.5″ x 3″ ivory-colored bust of "Witcher 2" character "Gwynbleioo," a DVD box set of "Witcher 2" bonus DVD, Game DVD, and Game Guide. "Witcher 2" playing cards, and 5 wooden die in black sack with "Witcher 2" emblem. 11.75″ x 7″ x 5″ brown leather carrying case with handles and lock.
 
2014-08-04 03:34:52 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-04 03:36:16 PM

UncomfortableSilence: Throw some more er's and uh's in there. What's your hurry.


RoyFokker'sGhost: All we need now is a pool so we can flip that biatch.


Obama is 21.
OBAMA IS NOT 21.

// they used a very tricky line of questioning
// we need Dr Marilyn Manson, stat! (and a glare-cover for Mena Suvari's enormous forehead)
 
2014-08-04 03:36:59 PM

JusticeandIndependence: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/08/04/every-gift- g iven-to-barack-obama-between-2009-and-2012-ranked/


The best:
1. A five-inch Aztec calendar in silver, given by Mexico in 2012.
2. A Maori club, given by New Zealand in 2011.
3. A ping-pong table, given by the UK in 2012.
4. Four bottles of tequila and a silver ark in a trunk, from Mexico
5. A bucket with a biohazard sticker and a sticker of an ice cream cone with a smiley face on it, containing an unknown substance that had been processed in Sterecycle, given by Mitt Romney in 2011.
 
2014-08-04 03:37:03 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: UncomfortableSilence: Dr Dreidel: UncomfortableSilence: quatchi: I heard his birthday cake cost 200 million dollars ...a slice!

/Why, yes on FOX but it was soon backed up by a series of Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: emails so I'm pretty sure it's legit.

Wouldn't your cake be that expensive if it was made by your relatives in Kenya with imported ingredients from Communist Cuba and China and a special frosting derived from the ashes of an antique bible derived from an old Iranian recipe that was being held by Hamas as a surprise gift?

Your Farky being Clone-High related (you are, apparently, the sugar to my cinnamon), and TFH having stolen a joke from that Apex of Comedy (unintentionally, I'm sure), I declare this thread to be CLONE HIGH THREAD.

Also, Obama's a tot-muncher; and I bet he couldn't ride a half-pipe on a skateboard attached to a monster truck.

// Wesley
// this thread is no more ridiculous than that tie you're wearing
// numbers don't lie...

Throw some more er's and uh's in there.  What's your hurry.

All we need now is a pool so we can flip that biatch.

/well, I know what I'm doing today now...
//probably the last entertaining program MTV put out


Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. Now when I left the house this evening I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your thread.

/Will probably be watching this evening.
 
2014-08-04 03:37:24 PM
thanks alot, aardbama
 
2014-08-04 03:43:11 PM

sweetmelissa31: JusticeandIndependence: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/08/04/every-gift- g iven-to-barack-obama-between-2009-and-2012-ranked/

The best:
1. A five-inch Aztec calendar in silver, given by Mexico in 2012.
2. A Maori club, given by New Zealand in 2011.
3. A ping-pong table, given by the UK in 2012.
4. Four bottles of tequila and a silver ark in a trunk, from Mexico
5. A bucket with a biohazard sticker and a sticker of an ice cream cone with a smiley face on it, containing an unknown substance that had been processed in Sterecycle, given by Mitt Romney in 2011.


275. Anonymous, 2009: A very beautiful horse's head, left under the sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom.
 
2014-08-04 03:47:11 PM

Pocket Ninja: *sigh* It's unfortunate indeed that the liberals' modus operandi of attacking and mocking anything which they cannot adequately defend or explain prevents the very real discussions that need to be had concerning serious, unresolved issues such as the matter of Mr. Obama's birth certificate. You'll note, for example, that this headline very carefully avoids any reference to today's bombshell regarding the discovery of a small, seaside town in Japan that carries Mr. Obama's family name. Why would a Japanese town be named for Obama, you ask? Well, I guess we'll never get to have that discussion, now, will we?


img.fark.netPooooooooooooooooooooooe's Law
 
2014-08-04 03:49:25 PM
Well, why was he so secretive about things like his academic records and his birth certificate?
 
2014-08-04 03:49:27 PM

Shostie: I find it hard to believe that he even has a birthday.


All I'm saying is if he wasn't grown in a lab, why won't he release photos of his belly button?
 
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