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2014-08-04 11:08:40 AM  
Hey, Football Nerds! Welcome to our annual get-together where we can mix & mingle & everyone can find a FFFB home. Use this thread to either find yourself a league or recruit for your own league.

Or just talk about football because IT'S BACK, BABY!  WOOHOO!
 
2014-08-04 11:19:16 AM  
Di,

Send me an invite if you have a slot for your league.  Guess I'll do nfl.com this year.
 
2014-08-04 11:34:49 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di,

Send me an invite if you have a slot for your league.  Guess I'll do nfl.com this year.



I have a spot for the All-Stars, but according to my extensive records, you were previously a Jinx. So I'm waiting to hear back about some of these slow-asses who don't check their emails (hmph). But I'll get you in one or the other.
 
2014-08-04 12:05:43 PM  

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di,

Send me an invite if you have a slot for your league.  Guess I'll do nfl.com this year.


I have a spot for the All-Stars, but according to my extensive records, you were previously a Jinx. So I'm waiting to hear back about some of these slow-asses who don't check their emails (hmph). But I'll get you in one or the other.


Me?  A jinx?  Da hellyou say....;-)
 
2014-08-04 12:38:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Me? A jinx? Da hellyou say....;-)


Well, we can't all be All Stars, darling. ;)
 
2014-08-04 01:47:06 PM  
I'd be in a Fark Fantasy league if I could. I haven't devoted the entirety of my free time to Fantasy football yet.
 
2014-08-04 01:56:35 PM  
I would like to join a league and have been in a few in the past, just need to know the info
 
2014-08-04 02:00:46 PM  
I winnin' the All-Stars this time around. When do we draft?
 
2014-08-04 02:02:27 PM  
I would like to join a league as well. Been in a league since 94


/adjusts onion on belt
 
2014-08-04 02:03:20 PM  
Haven't been in a league in a few years - wouldn't mind giving it a shot again.  Stick me in anything that opens up.
 
2014-08-04 02:04:05 PM  
The Fark Fantasy League was the only one I took a championship in. But I decided to limit myself to two leagues this year.
 
2014-08-04 02:05:04 PM  

Ethertap: Haven't been in a league in a few years - wouldn't mind giving it a shot again.   Stick me in anything that opens up.


hurr hurr....

I love unicorn football
 
2014-08-04 02:05:23 PM  
Hey now, I'm an All Star, got my game on, get paid.
 
2014-08-04 02:07:35 PM  
If there's room somewhere- I'll join a league too.

/just leave me Joey Galloway
//he still plays right?
 
2014-08-04 02:09:03 PM  

Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di,

Send me an invite if you have a slot for your league.  Guess I'll do nfl.com this year.


I have a spot for the All-Stars, but according to my extensive records, you were previously a Jinx. So I'm waiting to hear back about some of these slow-asses who don't check their emails (hmph). But I'll get you in one or the other.


Di Atribe: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Di,

Send me an invite if you have a slot for your league.  Guess I'll do nfl.com this year.


I have a spot for the All-Stars, but according to my extensive records, you were previously a Jinx. So I'm waiting to hear back about some of these slow-asses who don't check their emails (hmph). But I'll get you in one or the other.


Thats funny I never got an email to defend my title for the Jinx league
 
2014-08-04 02:09:03 PM  
COWBOYS SUCK!

/It's a reflex.
 
2014-08-04 02:14:40 PM  
Well after seeing the amazing EJ Manuel on display yesterday I think you can safely pencil in another super bowl loss for the bills this year. WOO WOO!

Though at least Woods should be a good WR to pick up after every other actually good WR is picked up.
 
2014-08-04 02:21:15 PM  
Here's the secret to winning fantasy football this year:

Draft Browns early, draft Browns often.
 
2014-08-04 02:21:17 PM  
Oh goody...time for another season of aggressively-mediocre football from the Atlanta Failcons.
 
2014-08-04 02:22:42 PM  

Gonz: Here's the secret to winning fantasy football this year:

Draft Browns early, draft Browns often.


I want to play against you in your league.
 
2014-08-04 02:24:02 PM  
Wooo football!

I'm available for anyone to invite me to a league.  Been playing FFB for a while, even won 1st place one year when it was auto-drafted my team (happened to get mostly Falcons players and it just happened to be the year where Julio Jones, Roddy White and Matty 'Ice' were on fire.  ;)

/have to agree with Luckless though.....
//what?!  :p
 
2014-08-04 02:24:43 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-04 02:26:42 PM  
I'm in.


/You know, as a gladiator, as a professional athlete, where you're put on a pinnacle... you really can't be caught cryin'
 
2014-08-04 02:27:13 PM  
I was in a Fark league a few years ago, but I guess it didn't happen last year. My family league isn't happening this year, so I'm dying for a good league. I'll take a spot if someone's got it.
 
2014-08-04 02:35:56 PM  
Long time FF player here, but haven't had much luck participating the last couple years due to the job situation.  If anyone has an open slot, I'd like to fill it!

/ewwwww
 
2014-08-04 02:36:48 PM  
I would like to play this year.  Give me instructions on how to join
 
2014-08-04 02:42:41 PM  
Jim from Saint Paul:

AND MY (Dwayne) Bowe
 
2014-08-04 02:42:56 PM  
Anyone want to start a League? Sounds like a bunch of people here are looking for a fark league. Could be a Fark CFL league of terribads and jinxs per se?
 
2014-08-04 02:44:31 PM  
Where my fappers at?

Also, I'll take a Di league
 
2014-08-04 02:48:00 PM  

smd31: (happened to get mostly Falcons players and it just happened to be the year where Julio Jones, Roddy White and Matty 'Ice' were on fire. ;)


2 seasons ago. Last season, everyone thought "There's no way the entire Falcons offense, from Stephen Jackson to White to Jones to Harry farking Douglas goes down (or gets nagged) with injuries, plus Matty Ice slides down the scale to 'paste-eating Kyle Boller'" and perhaps drafted 2 or 3 of these in hopes of having at least one spot good for a penciled-in 10-spot.

// why no, I'm not bitter about finishing bottom-3 in 2 of my 3 leagues
// Ms Attribe, my non-response by e-mail is equivalent to confirmation, yes?
 
2014-08-04 02:55:39 PM  
I'm back, obviously.  Gotta defend my title as 2013 Fark Sports Tab All-Stars Fantasy Football Champion.
 
2014-08-04 02:59:18 PM  
I would love to join a league. I play a family league for fun, but could use something a bit more formal in which to thoroughly embarrass myself. As if losing to my mother wasn't bad enough.
 
2014-08-04 03:01:58 PM  

Dr Dreidel: // Ms Attribe, my non-response by e-mail is equivalent to confirmation, yes?


Well no, but this counts. I'll put you on for this year! Woohoo! Always a pleasure to have you around. :)


FriarReb98: I'm back, obviously.  Gotta defend my title as 2013 Fark Sports Tab All-Stars Fantasy Football Champion.


Oh geez, what a doof I am for not making a big deal out of your CHAMPIONSHIP!  Congrats, you stud!

i27.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-04 03:07:12 PM  
I'm in for any league that does a live online draft, doesn't have 50-75% of the participants stop updating their rosters after 2 weeks, and has copious smacktalk.  I promise to reciprocate.

/EIP
 
2014-08-04 03:07:51 PM  
Would love to get in a league. Have been playing since 2002. Pretty active.
 
2014-08-04 03:10:14 PM  
Oh what the hell.  Haven't done full-season ff in a couple years, but hey, I spend enough time on my computer as is, might as well do something useful.
 
2014-08-04 03:20:43 PM  

Di Atribe: Dr Dreidel: // Ms Attribe, my non-response by e-mail is equivalent to confirmation, yes?

Well no, but this counts. I'll put you on for this year! Woohoo! Always a pleasure to have you around. :)


WOOOOO FOOTBALL PITTSBURGH SUCKS GO RAVENS

// and let's try not to break any more laws or hurt any more people, K?
 
2014-08-04 03:20:54 PM  

ariseatex: Oh what the hell.  Haven't done full-season ff in a couple years, but hey, I spend enough time on my computer as is, might as well do something useful.


I want you with meeeeeeeeeeee! Looking for a spot for you now, please hold.
 
2014-08-04 03:21:38 PM  
I too would like to join a league.  My email is guer0diabl0 at the gmail.
 
2014-08-04 03:23:12 PM  
When will we know the draft order? I'm debating Johnny Manziel, Ryan Fitzpatrick, or Ryan Succop with my first rounder. Need to know if they'll still be on the board.
 
2014-08-04 03:28:33 PM  

Gonz: When will we know the draft order? I'm debating Johnny Manziel, Ryan Fitzpatrick, or Ryan Succop with my first rounder. Need to know if they'll still be on the board.


Wow, I know you must be joking because no one should do that...

/always draft a kicker with your first selection
//duh
///slashies!
 
2014-08-04 03:30:07 PM  

smd31: Gonz: When will we know the draft order? I'm debating Johnny Manziel, Ryan Fitzpatrick, or Ryan Succop with my first rounder. Need to know if they'll still be on the board.

Wow, I know you must be joking because no one should do that...

/always draft a kicker with your first selection
//duh
///slashies!


Bah, you can ignore my post...totally skipped by Ryan Succop. :(

/got nuthin
 
2014-08-04 03:36:14 PM  
I haven't done fantasy football in years, time to start again I'd say.
 
2014-08-04 03:40:11 PM  
Oh and in case my email isn't showing up in the profile, it is:   intogames  at the gmail.
 
2014-08-04 03:40:36 PM  
I'd like to join a league, if someone has an open slot.
 
2014-08-04 03:53:37 PM  
I ran one of the Fark leagues last year. If there's demand for an additional league, I'll throw one up.
 
2014-08-04 04:10:42 PM  

Gonz: I ran one of the Fark leagues last year. If there's demand for an additional league, I'll throw one up.


Since I am not allowed to defend last years Championship in the Jinx league, I will be happy to join if you make one.
 
2014-08-04 04:16:42 PM  
Lady Di Atribe, you got my email response and post in this thread confirming that I'm back to suck wind in the Sports Tab All Stars league for another year, yes?

/Also farkers, I need help in coming up with a horrible team name
//2012 Casey Anthony Daycare was how I started
///2013 Movie Night in Aurora was how I continued
////2014 ?
 
2014-08-04 04:18:11 PM  
I've promised myself I'm only playing in two leagues this year.  But, I'm anxious for my local league to get started.  The Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles are anxious to try and defend their title this year as Ray Rice's Punch-Out (photoshop is a work in progress).

Also, for those of you who will be participating in the Fark leagues, remember - don't be THIS guy:

i450.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-04 04:21:01 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I've promised myself I'm only playing in two leagues this year.  But, I'm anxious for my local league to get started.  The Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles are anxious to try and defend their title this year as Ray Rice's Punch-Out (photoshop is a work in progress).

Also, for those of you who will be participating in the Fark leagues, remember - don't be THIS guy:

[i450.photobucket.com image 587x544]


Didn't he win the league that year?
 
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