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(Kotaku)   Japan wants to create a space force because of course they do   (kotaku.com ) divider line
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2014-08-04 10:25:20 AM  
They want to put a panty vending machine on the moon; I say, LET EM!
 
2014-08-04 10:55:51 AM  
Well now that Adam Yauch is gone they can't really rely on the Beastie Boys for protection from space robots.
 
2014-08-04 01:24:16 PM  
Tentacle rape porn in space?
 
2014-08-04 01:25:45 PM  
so they found an old sunken battleship and needed a use for it?

//fire up the Wave Motion Engine
 
2014-08-04 01:26:19 PM  
As long as the Prince of Space is in command I have no problem with this..
 
2014-08-04 01:27:04 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-04 01:28:29 PM  
I can has Battleship spaceship?


/ Or, maybe, a gundam?
 
2014-08-04 01:29:32 PM  
Kibo represent!
www.designboom.com
 
2014-08-04 01:29:37 PM  
photos1.blogger.com
may i suggest a logo for this proposed space force?
 
2014-08-04 01:31:29 PM  
As long as they don't start staffing absurdly expensive and complicated war machines with moody teens and adolescents we'll be fine. But if they start putting orphaned 14 year olds with anger management issues in charge we'll be in trouble.
 
2014-08-04 01:31:47 PM  
i.imgur.com

What the Head of Japan's Space Force may look like

/ahh?
 
2014-08-04 01:32:39 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: As long as the Prince of Space is in command I have no problem with this..


www.crazytownblog.com

I like it VERY MUCH.

/buwk buwk buwk
 
2014-08-04 01:34:08 PM  
Own the space around Earth, own Earth.
 
2014-08-04 01:34:13 PM  
This is old news.

www.battlecruisers.org
 
2014-08-04 01:34:36 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: jack_o_the_hills: As long as the Prince of Space is in command I have no problem with this..

[www.crazytownblog.com image 400x227]

I like it VERY MUCH.

/buwk buwk buwk


Crank Whore?
 
2014-08-04 01:34:44 PM  
yafh.com

Army ... Navy ... Spacy.
 
2014-08-04 01:36:29 PM  
On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance will be formed. Together with the good planets of the solar system, they will maintain peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible menace threatens the galaxy.
 
2014-08-04 01:37:13 PM  

swankywanky: so they found an old sunken battleship and needed a use for it?

//fire up the Wave Motion Engine


I approve this message.   Now on to Iscandar!
 
2014-08-04 01:39:03 PM  
They don't have NASA holding them back.
 
2014-08-04 01:40:08 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Metaluna Mutant: jack_o_the_hills: As long as the Prince of Space is in command I have no problem with this..

[www.crazytownblog.com image 400x227]

I like it VERY MUCH.

/buwk buwk buwk

Crank Whore?


He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again? HA.
 
2014-08-04 01:40:35 PM  
Since everyone is already posting Macross, I thought I should post something different
cdn.madman.com.au
 
2014-08-04 01:41:12 PM  

CeroX: On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance will be formed. Together with the good planets of the solar system, they will maintain peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible menace threatens the galaxy.


Oh, come on. The GOP isn't that bad.
 
2014-08-04 01:43:29 PM  
gotta defend ourselves from the inevitable colony drop.
 
2014-08-04 01:44:23 PM  
I call dibs on one of Voltron's hands.
 
2014-08-04 01:44:58 PM  

Dinobot: Since everyone is already posting Macross, I thought I should post something different
[cdn.madman.com.au image 850x357]


Came in for this.
 
2014-08-04 01:45:56 PM  
I think the part where they called it a "Fourth Battlefield" pretty much sums up their goal statement.

- They just want to fight.
--Short "samurai" Man syndrom
 
2014-08-04 01:46:28 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: gotta defend ourselves from the inevitable colony drop.



www.tofugu.com
 
2014-08-04 01:46:30 PM  
First ship to be in geosynchronous orbit over Beijing
 
2014-08-04 01:50:30 PM  
Oh dear.  The next Pearl Harbor is going to involve meteors impacting Cape Canaveral, Vandenberg, and the sea based space launch system.

And we'll have to kick their asses again.
 
2014-08-04 01:51:38 PM  
I see we have the Yamato and Macross references covered already.
 
2014-08-04 01:52:06 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: jack_o_the_hills: As long as the Prince of Space is in command I have no problem with this..

[www.crazytownblog.com image 400x227]

I like it VERY MUCH.

/buwk buwk buwk


Kiss the Hitler Building goodbye.
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-04 01:53:47 PM  
What show had the motorcycles that morphed into battle suits--while you were still moving? I want one of those.
 
2014-08-04 01:57:02 PM  

August11: What show had the motorcycles that morphed into battle suits--while you were still moving? I want one of those.


Genesis Climber MOSPEADAeverywhere but the US

Robotech the Invid Invasion(The New Generation )
 
2014-08-04 01:58:16 PM  
Will they pilot giant mechanical lions that fuse together into a giant robot?
 
2014-08-04 01:58:22 PM  

Dinobot: Since everyone is already posting Macross, I thought I should post something different
[cdn.madman.com.au image 850x357]


Four posts in, but first thing that came ot my mind.
 
2014-08-04 02:00:17 PM  

Dinobot: Since everyone is already posting Macross, I thought I should post something different
[cdn.madman.com.au image 850x357]


Actually came for this, leaving satisfied and pleasantly surprised.
 
2014-08-04 02:03:13 PM  

Nine Hundred and Eight: Will they pilot giant mechanical lions that fuse together into a giant robot?


No, several different vehicle teams that will be used to either combine into bigger vehicles, or a giant robot
 
2014-08-04 02:04:19 PM  

Dinobot: Plant Rights Activist: gotta defend ourselves from the inevitable colony drop.


[www.tofugu.com image 221x400]


farking Illegal Gundams, taking Giant Robot jobs from our own domestic Gundams.
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-04 02:05:03 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-04 02:09:29 PM  

loonatic112358: August11: What show had the motorcycles that morphed into battle suits--while you were still moving? I want one of those.

Genesis Climber MOSPEADAeverywhere but the US

Robotech the Invid Invasion(The New Generation )


A whole chunk of my childhood just came back to me. What a great show.
 
2014-08-04 02:11:12 PM  
So full of win. Can someone post the bit about all Japanese children saving the universe by the time they are 17?
 
2014-08-04 02:12:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-04 02:16:51 PM  
Well, there goes my appetite.

Anyone want a chicken salad sandwich and some blackberries?
 
2014-08-04 02:25:14 PM  
Well, if anyone is going to defend us against SpaceGojira and MechaGojira, it's gonna be these guys:
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-04 02:28:36 PM  

FarkingReading: [img.fark.net image 442x393]


I don't think I've ever seen a Japanese woman with freckles like that.
 
2014-08-04 02:36:00 PM  

Jim.Casy: FarkingReading: [img.fark.net image 442x393]

I don't think I've ever seen a Japanese woman with freckles like that.


I'm not guaranteeing she's Japanese and she might, in fact, be Olivia Munn.
 
2014-08-04 02:38:04 PM  
How to overcome anti-militarization space treaties:

Step 1: announce plans for a "space force"
Step 2: hasten to identify a legitimate space problem, e.g., orbiting trash, as the raison d'être.
Step 3: assure everyone said "space force" will only be a benign tracking program
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Star Wars, the Documentary
 
2014-08-04 02:38:06 PM  

swankywanky: so they found an old sunken battleship and needed a use for it?

//fire up the Wave Motion Engine


Over in 4.

/Grandizer could defeat them all
 
2014-08-04 02:44:34 PM  

echomike23: [photos1.blogger.com image 461x461]
may i suggest a logo for this proposed space force?


UN Spacey, ruvery!
 
2014-08-04 02:46:52 PM  
I think they already know about the Space Monsters and just aren't telling the rest of the world.
 
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