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(WFLX West Palm Beach)   When you throw handfuls of coke out of your driver's side window, you need to make sure the car driving behind you--the one with the flashing blue lights--isn't the police   (wflx.com) divider line 38
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2014-08-04 12:01:13 PM  
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
 
2014-08-04 12:12:40 PM  
pretty sure he did that after he saw who was behind him.

To prevent him from fleeing further down S.E. Geneva Drive in Stuart, deputies say they used a pursuit invention technique to stop him.
When Breland's car became disabled, detectives say they watched as he threw crack cocaine out of his car window.



also, invention?
 
2014-08-04 12:24:57 PM  
They'll be more lenient if you're throwing handfuls of Dr. Pepper.
 
2014-08-04 12:26:17 PM  
Here's your sign...
 
2014-08-04 12:49:02 PM  
Coke defenestration is no laughing matter.
 
2014-08-04 02:02:48 PM  
Yeah they'll just do all your coke and not even buy the next round.
 
2014-08-04 02:05:55 PM  
Breland was arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a park, tampering with evidence, driving with a suspended license and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Looks like y'all forgot the most important charge...littering.
 
2014-08-04 02:06:35 PM  
FTFA: "deputies say they used a pursuit invention technique to stop him".

Is that anything like the evidence invention techniques the cops use to retroactively create evidence to justify their actions?
 
2014-08-04 02:06:49 PM  
ok course they knew it was the cops. Folks don't  drive around throwing coke out the window like some kind of super excited Johnny Appleseed.
 
2014-08-04 02:07:55 PM  
Pretty sure this is the ONLY time you'll see somebody throwing coke out the window.
 
2014-08-04 02:08:03 PM  
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www.nitehawkcinema.com
 
2014-08-04 02:08:50 PM  
I'm sure he was having a little romance. A true one.
 
2014-08-04 02:10:54 PM  
Meth that's nothing, in Lakeland we have idiots who shake 'n bake meth and it explodes in a moving car killing them.

http://www.theledger.com/article/20120104/NEWS/120109775

/which is fine by me!
 
2014-08-04 02:11:04 PM  

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That's exactly what came to mind when I read the headline.
 
2014-08-04 02:11:04 PM  

Fano: I'm sure he was having a little romance. A true one.


Jingle Strangle: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]
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Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-04 02:12:22 PM  
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I'M BAKING A CAKE FOR MY MAMMA!!!!!!
 
2014-08-04 02:13:19 PM  
I dunno, throwing a coke bottle like this might get the cops off your tail.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-04 02:13:33 PM  
Northern "yes, that makes sense" coke or Southern "where you have to ask a second time" coke?
 
2014-08-04 02:16:15 PM  
Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
 
2014-08-04 02:19:54 PM  

busy chillin': Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.


You know, I would normally tell you money is tight.

But hell, sign me up for an eight ball.
 
2014-08-04 02:19:55 PM  

Hack Patooey: I dunno, throwing a coke bottle like this might get the cops off your tail.

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I have the POWER!
 
2014-08-04 02:20:20 PM  
Uncut? Send an ounce my way.
 
2014-08-04 02:21:22 PM  
Farking Martian County.  Haven't been there in almost 30 years.  I see it hasn't changed.
 
2014-08-04 02:23:57 PM  
How do we know that schlubmitter didn't read the first paragraph of the article?

Fark.com headline:

When you throw handfuls of coke out of your driver's side window


The first sentence (and the first paragraph) of TFA:

Martin County Sheriff's Office arrested 30-year-old Jarrod Breland of Stuart after he sped through a residential neighborhood, tossing handfuls of crack cocaine out of a car window, deputies say.
 
2014-08-04 02:26:14 PM  
Chi Chi, get the yeyo.
 
2014-08-04 02:35:36 PM  
Breland was arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a park, tampering with evidence, driving with a suspended license and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Not to stick up for the dumbass, but I'm sure this was tacked on afterwards. As in, 'we managed to stop him near a park, so let's add that to the list'.

/cops suck
//idiots like this suck also
 
2014-08-04 02:35:46 PM  
"they see me rollin.. they hatin..."
 
2014-08-04 02:43:57 PM  

Clint_Torres: Breland was arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a park, tampering with evidence, driving with a suspended license and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Not to stick up for the dumbass, but I'm sure this was tacked on afterwards. As in, 'we managed to stop him near a park, so let's add that to the list'.

/cops suck
//idiots like this suck also


"Siri, show me a route to Timbuktu that is more than 1000 feet from any park. Quick!"
 
2014-08-04 02:44:32 PM  
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2014-08-04 02:47:20 PM  
Actually blue lights are not the police. Blue or yellow lights are on tow trucks and other non-emergency vehicles

Police cruisers have red and blue lights

/Yes I know I am nitpicking
 
2014-08-04 02:50:24 PM  
Smokescreen!

...handfuls of crack cocaine...

Ineffective smokescreen!

Detectives say they saw a razor blade fly out of the car as well.

OK, ...apparently the only sharp thing in that car.
 
2014-08-04 02:51:12 PM  

Trance750: Actually blue lights are not the police. Blue or yellow lights are on tow trucks and other non-emergency vehicles

Police cruisers have red and blue lights

/Yes I know I am nitpicking


Pigs around here only have blue lights.
 
2014-08-04 02:52:16 PM  
I misread the headline and was very hopeful that some douchebag got nailed for throwing garbage out his window.

I suppose that's still kinda what happened.

/oh well.
 
2014-08-04 03:04:39 PM  
"No Coke, Pepsi"
 
2014-08-04 03:15:29 PM  
On On!

// have had to deal with passersby who did think we were throwing cocaine on the ground
// cocaine colored pink with carpenter's chalk
 
2014-08-04 03:38:46 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Trance750: Actually blue lights are not the police. Blue or yellow lights are on tow trucks and other non-emergency vehicles

Police cruisers have red and blue lights

/Yes I know I am nitpicking

Pigs around here only have blue lights.


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That's some pig!
 
2014-08-04 03:51:45 PM  

Jingle Strangle:


Came for Serge. Leaving jones-y.
 
2014-08-04 05:13:02 PM  
DNRTFA but would have to say that being pulled over by the cops is the only time you would throw handfulls of coke out the window.
 
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