CruJones: One time I locked myself out of the house on the way to work, and tried to get in through the doggy door. I had on a full suit, etc. I also got stuck halfway in past my shoulders but before my waist and my arms were over my head so I couldn't get to the phone in my pocket. It was a few uncool minutes before I finally somehow forced myself though, I wasn't really ever scared as I wouldn't die there, I was more pissed off and embarrassed./not csb
abhorrent1: Oh look, a black guy./I'm shocked.//SHOCKED///SHOCKED
Mikey1969: "We got a call from our alarm company..."Lucky bastards. My friend got his old house ransacked for DAYS and nothing happened. They were using the house to store some of their stuff while they were getting ready to sell the home, and someone broke in, cut the power and let the alarm battery die. The alarm company actually called the cops and told them it was a false alarm. A few weeks after that, he dropped by the house and found it trashed. They estimate the people were there for a week. They destroyed furniture, ripped up the floor and walls(He had some 'secret' storage areas), and stole everything that wasn't nailed down.
I Browse: abhorrent1: Oh look, a black guy./I'm shocked.//SHOCKED///SHOCKEDAnd race is relevant to this article because...
Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 320x180]heh
talkertopc: I Browse: abhorrent1: Oh look, a black guy./I'm shocked.//SHOCKED///SHOCKEDAnd race is relevant to this article because...Everyone knows that black people are runners not cyclists.
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