Heamer: At least when he finally finds the girl of his dreams, she'll have to be an amazing person to ignore the burns all over his torso and neck, as well as his staggering idiocy.
henryhill: Well, you can't get any ass via the 'read a book' challenge.
ZeroPly: My new fake Youtube video has me using white phosphorus, which has a "slower, more controlled" burn than nail polish, and will get many more hits. If I can get at least three teenagers to try it, I will have won. Right now the difficulty is finding a chemical recipe that they can figure out, since they are of a generation where the chemistry sets don't have actual chemicals War on Meth has made the interesting chemicals unavailable.
BadAdviceGuy: Of course he's going to say that. He's a teenager and they're selfish, they don't want you to know about the extreme adrenaline and endorphin rush that comes from participating in The Fire Challenge. Frankly I feel bad for those who haven't tried it yet. It's a rush that makes you forget about all of the other petty little problems in life and makes you focus on living in the moment. It's worth trying out at least once.
oh_please: I thought this "fire challenge" was as real as Jenkem...nobody could be that retarded, right?... until I looked it up on YouTube. Goddamn.We all did stupid stuff with fire (our favorite was discovering that industrial size can of Lysol + fireplace match = badass flamethrower), but to actually pour shiat ON YOURSELF then light it? Wow...just wow.
hilfigertout: Who INVENTED this?I could come up with a challenge a million times safer than this off the top of my head. Here:[img.fark.net image 353x143](image taken from http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34633140 )Put one of these in your mouth and suck on it for 30 seconds. No fluids, gum, or sweet things and no biting down.See? One million times safer than lighting yourself on FIRE!
AngryDragon: If that viscous, flammable fluid that sticks to your skin isn't enough of a challenge, try napalm next kiddies!
stonelotus: I've got a challenge for you.
rka: Every time some parent tells about how smart Little Johnny or Suzie is (and they all do) I just think about idiots like this. If everyone's kids are so smart where do these dipshiats come from?
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