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(Bleacher Report)   Hunter Pence introduced to Fark thread during game   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 66
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2014-08-04 03:21:29 PM  
OK, that's funny.
 
2014-08-04 04:06:30 PM  
 
2014-08-04 04:06:54 PM  
Hunter Pence listens to Justin Bieber.
 
2014-08-04 04:38:04 PM  
"Hunter Pence thinks Game of Thrones is just OK" - that made me LOL
 
2014-08-04 04:41:45 PM  
The signs seemed to backfire, though:

Pence didn't let the signs bother him, however, as he went 3-for-5 with two home runs and four RBI Sunday in a 9-0 rout.
 
2014-08-04 04:43:17 PM  
Hunter Pence plays card games on Twitch.tv.
 
2014-08-04 04:46:00 PM  
Expected to see at least one say "Hunter Pence pees sitting down"
 
2014-08-04 04:49:00 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Expected to see at least one say "Hunter Pence pees sitting down"


Is this wrong? Just because I can stand to pee does not mean I have to. Sitting down to pee is relaxing, and you never know when that fart is a shart mid stream.
 
2014-08-04 04:49:07 PM  
Saw one during the broadcast that said "Hunter Pence likes Godfather Part III".
 
2014-08-04 04:50:56 PM  
Also, double bonus for spelling "parallel" correctly. Nicely done, fellows!
 
2014-08-04 04:57:19 PM  

p the boiler: WhiskeySticks: Expected to see at least one say "Hunter Pence pees sitting down"

Is this wrong? Just because I can stand to pee does not mean I have to. Sitting down to pee is relaxing, and you never know when that fart is a shart mid stream.


Haha! P the boiler sits to pee and can't tell when his bowels are about to release!

:D
 
2014-08-04 05:00:40 PM  
Hunter Pence wears chartreuse
Hunter Pence's car was passed by a Yugo coming here
 
2014-08-04 05:01:28 PM  
Hunter Pence texts in movie theaters.
 
2014-08-04 05:12:10 PM  
HOT DOGS WITH KETCHUP ARE TASTY.

OH YEAH, I WENT THERE. BRING IT ON.
 
2014-08-04 05:15:30 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: HOT DOGS WITH KETCHUP ARE TASTY.

OH YEAH, I WENT THERE. BRING IT ON.


You didn't need to; we already knew you were a midwesterner by your Fark handle
 
2014-08-04 05:16:19 PM  
Sometimes I pee sitting down when I've just gotten up and am half asleep and/or hung over
 
2014-08-04 05:17:14 PM  
Hunter Pence thinks the Astros are complete idiots for trading him for a stoner and a .500 pitcher two years before they had to.

/Still bitter.
//Miss ya Hunter
///Slashies
 
2014-08-04 05:17:50 PM  

Super Chronic: Jim from Saint Paul: HOT DOGS WITH KETCHUP ARE TASTY.

OH YEAH, I WENT THERE. BRING IT ON.

You didn't need to; we already knew you were a midwesterner by your Fark handle


I prefer brat mustard. myself. Ketchup with onions is a solid second.
 
2014-08-04 05:18:00 PM  

Geotpf: The signs seemed to backfire, though:

Pence didn't let the signs bother him, however, as he went 3-for-5 with two home runs and four RBI Sunday in a 9-0 rout.


Hunter Pence has his best game when his team doesn't need it
 
2014-08-04 05:39:21 PM  
OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.
 
2014-08-04 05:40:14 PM  
Hunter Pence wishes Revenge of the Sith had more Jar Jar.
 
2014-08-04 05:44:56 PM  
Hunter Pence puts beans in his chili.
 
2014-08-04 05:51:34 PM  

Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.


Not that I know baseball (at all) but considering the level of the insults, I'm gonna go with some minor funny heckling because he's a decent player, and not an ass.

If he was a real ass, I doubt he'd get a heavy hitting sign like "Hunter Pence whispers sorry when he catches a fly ball"
 
2014-08-04 05:54:25 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hunter Pence wears chartreuse
Hunter Pence's car was passed by a Yugo coming here


Not too long ago I saw a Yugo. And it was actually running too!

Need to take a trip to Eastern Europe to see how many Trabants are still around.
 
2014-08-04 05:55:15 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Super Chronic: Jim from Saint Paul: HOT DOGS WITH KETCHUP ARE TASTY.

OH YEAH, I WENT THERE. BRING IT ON.

You didn't need to; we already knew you were a midwesterner by your Fark handle

I prefer brat mustard. myself. Ketchup with onions is a solid second.


Mustard and onions is for me; ketchup is only for french fries unless there is gravy around.
 
2014-08-04 06:02:33 PM  
Hunter Pence put Baby in a corner
 
2014-08-04 06:07:10 PM  
Hunter Pence scrapes all of the filling out of his Oreos and only eats the wafers.
 
2014-08-04 06:15:22 PM  

roc6783: Hunter Pence wishes Revenge of the Sith had more Jar Jar.


You had to go overboard, asshole.
 
2014-08-04 06:16:54 PM  
Hunter Pence asked if he could change his surname to Cents.
 
2014-08-04 06:20:41 PM  
Hunter Pence forgot his baby in a hot car on a summers day.
 
2014-08-04 06:26:29 PM  
I love the snobbery around hot dogs, of all things.  You guys gonna tell us how you only put whole milk on your Frosted Flakes next?
 
2014-08-04 06:29:19 PM  
Hunter Pence says "gesundheit!" instead of "bless you!" when somebody sneezes.
 
2014-08-04 06:42:11 PM  

ShepTR: Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.

Not that I know baseball (at all) but considering the level of the insults, I'm gonna go with some minor funny heckling because he's a decent player, and not an ass.

If he was a real ass, I doubt he'd get a heavy hitting sign like "Hunter Pence whispers sorry when he catches a fly ball"


That's my thought, too. Pretty funny heckling.
 
2014-08-04 06:47:46 PM  
Been there, done that.
 
2014-08-04 06:49:59 PM  

John Nash: I love the snobbery around hot dogs, of all things.  You guys gonna tell us how you only put whole milk on your Frosted Flakes next?


Of course not. 2% is OK. But if you put skim milk on your cereal, you're a f*ckhead.
 
2014-08-04 07:37:31 PM  
Hunter Pence cheers for John Cena.
 
2014-08-04 07:42:44 PM  

Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.


He's a great guy, and beloved in San Francisco and in Philly where he used to play.

csb

Hunter was traded mid-season to San Francisco from Philadelphia in 2012.  After a cross-country flight to join the team in San Francisco he arrived at AT&T Park about 10-15 minutes after the game ended.  First thing he does when he arrives?  Signs autographs for the fans still in the ballpark!

/csb

About the signs--I can't find it now--but recently there were some signs in Philly that didn't go over well, and he said something like, "I wish they were a little more imaginative in their insults."

Mets fans rose to the challenge!
 
2014-08-04 07:53:04 PM  

haemaker: Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.

He's a great guy, and beloved in San Francisco and in Philly where he used to play.

csb

Hunter was traded mid-season to San Francisco from Philadelphia in 2012.  After a cross-country flight to join the team in San Francisco he arrived at AT&T Park about 10-15 minutes after the game ended.  First thing he does when he arrives?  Signs autographs for the fans still in the ballpark!

/csb

About the signs--I can't find it now--but recently there were some signs in Philly that didn't go over well, and he said something like, "I wish they were a little more imaginative in their insults."

Mets fans rose to the challenge!


I suppose there are worse things than being traded mid season to the eventual WS winner.

/attended his first game as a Giant.
//he has the crazy eyes.
 
2014-08-04 07:54:09 PM  
Hunter Pence was pitied for being a fool
 
2014-08-04 07:57:52 PM  
No Hunter Pence scouting report yet ITT?
 
2014-08-04 08:00:33 PM  
Hunter Pence shines Bo Jackson's shoes
 
2014-08-04 08:29:18 PM  

sephjnr: roc6783: Hunter Pence wishes Revenge of the Sith had more Jar Jar.

You had to go overboard, asshole.


No, overboard would have been, Hunter Pence rather like Jake Lloyd's Anakin.

//Hunter Pence sympathizes with Goofus.
 
2014-08-04 08:44:27 PM  
"Hunter Pence puts ketchup on his hot dog"

www.quickmeme.com

A hot dog isn't complete without ketchup, mustard, relish, onions and sauerkraut. Everything but the ketchup is optional.
 
2014-08-04 08:48:58 PM  

Super Chronic: Sometimes I pee sitting down when I've just gotten up and am half asleep and/or hung over


If I'm wearing nice pants I sit, because if my pee hole spazzes out as it is wont to do I don't want to walk around the rest of the day in my nice pissed-on slacks.
 
2014-08-04 08:51:32 PM  

haemaker: Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.

He's a great guy, and beloved in San Francisco and in Philly where he used to play.

csb

Hunter was traded mid-season to San Francisco from Philadelphia in 2012.  After a cross-country flight to join the team in San Francisco he arrived at AT&T Park about 10-15 minutes after the game ended.  First thing he does when he arrives?  Signs autographs for the fans still in the ballpark!

/csb

About the signs--I can't find it now--but recently there were some signs in Philly that didn't go over well, and he said something like, "I wish they were a little more imaginative in their insults."

Mets fans rose to the challenge!


That's awesome... I like stories where celebrity-type people actually seem to understand that it's the fans who are responsible for them being able to do what they love. Sounds like he's a cool dude.

Thanks for the info.
 
2014-08-04 08:59:38 PM  
 
2014-08-04 09:08:09 PM  

ISO15693: Hunter pence can get three hits with one swing


Oh man, I can't wait until some manager calls for a replay on a hit like that and call the batter out for hitting the ball more than once.
 
2014-08-04 09:43:17 PM  

John Nash: I love the snobbery around hot dogs, of all things.  You guys gonna tell us how you only put whole milk on your Frosted Flakes next?


its a line from a Clint Eastwood movie. Morons think its some sort of rule to live by. A hotdog vendor at comerica park got fired last year for pushing it too hard.
 
2014-08-04 10:04:38 PM  

Foxxinnia: Super Chronic: Sometimes I pee sitting down when I've just gotten up and am half asleep and/or hung over

If I'm wearing nice pants I sit, because if my pee hole spazzes out as it is wont to do I don't want to walk around the rest of the day in my nice pissed-on slacks.


Spazz Peehole was my stage name when I played bass in high school.

/The orchestra teacher didn't really appreciate it.
 
2014-08-04 10:17:07 PM  

ShepTR: Mikey1969: OK, is this just for fun, or is this guy some kind of douche and deserves heckilng? Those are pretty good, but there are already too many douchebags out there, so I'm hoping this is just some people having fun.

Not that I know baseball (at all) but considering the level of the insults, I'm gonna go with some minor funny heckling because he's a decent player, and not an ass.

If he was a real ass, I doubt he'd get a heavy hitting sign like "Hunter Pence whispers sorry when he catches a fly ball"


Everything I've ever heard about him has been positive. Fans love him everywhere he's played (Houston/Philly/SF). I don't know if he ever figured out how to get to fly balls without running into walls, but early in his career that only endeared him all the more. He sounds a bit eccentric, but "good" eccentric, not "weirdo" eccentric.
 
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