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(Gawker)   Forget Hamas. Stop worrying about Hezbollah. Israel has a new enemy: Anonymous   (blackbag.gawker.com) divider line 105
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2014-08-04 08:18:54 AM  
Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.
 
2014-08-04 08:31:59 AM  
Somewhere in Gaza, there is a Hamas member frantically searching the Internet for Guy Fawkes masks, bulk purchase, for their fighters to wear.
 
2014-08-04 08:45:51 AM  

MmmmBacon: Somewhere in Gaza, there is a Hamas member frantically searching the Internet for Guy Fawkes masks, bulk purchase, for their fighters to wear.


Why would Muslims wear the mask of a Catholic terrorist? You'd think they'd wear one of an Islamic terrorist, like Muhammad.
 
2014-08-04 08:45:53 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.


I hope they put pepperoni on the pizzas.
 
2014-08-04 08:48:08 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.


i53.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-04 08:55:43 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: MmmmBacon: Somewhere in Gaza, there is a Hamas member frantically searching the Internet for Guy Fawkes masks, bulk purchase, for their fighters to wear.

Why would Muslims wear the mask of a Catholic terrorist? You'd think they'd wear one of an Islamic terrorist, like Muhammad.


Because some believe Anonymous' attack on Israeli sites began when a Palestinian wear such a mask was killed by the IDF. The attacks actually started before that, IIRC, but Hamas can use all the help they can get. "If one guy in a Guy Fawkes mask dying got this much of a reaction, what would it be like if we ALL wore that mask?!"

Unfortunately, no one told Hamas that Anonymous is not their personal army.
 
2014-08-04 08:57:14 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.


They need to host it on Pay Per View this coming sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!
 
2014-08-04 08:58:09 AM  
I am sure that between dodging the incoming rockets, the Israelis will be terrified about a website wallpaper being changed to dickbutt.
 
2014-08-04 08:58:48 AM  

xanadian: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.

They need to host it on Pay Per View this coming sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!


Yah, because Saturday is shabbat.
 
2014-08-04 09:01:21 AM  
Going by what I've seen Anonymous do in the past, this means someone's going to crash the IDF's website.

Take THAT, Israel.
 
2014-08-04 09:04:46 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.


Seriously.  If there's one agency I do NOT want even slightly interested in me, it's the Mossad.  Those sons of biatches are the honey badgers of intelligence agencies.  But then again, I'm not sure they're that interested in a few kids essentially tearing down their posters.
 
2014-08-04 09:08:05 AM  

nekom: Those sons of biatches are the honey badgers of intelligence agencies.


I'm more scared of the FSB than I am the Mossad.

Anyone know what polonium tastes like?
 
2014-08-04 09:08:26 AM  
Oh no, they will change the pictures on 'visitisrael.com' to those of war scenes because some marketing bozo left the default password on their wordpress site active.
 
2014-08-04 09:08:49 AM  
The Mossad are actually the bumbling idiots of the intelligence world.
 
2014-08-04 09:10:29 AM  

nekom: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.

Seriously.  If there's one agency I do NOT want even slightly interested in me, it's the Mossad.  Those sons of biatches are the honey badgers of intelligence agencies.  But then again, I'm not sure they're that interested in a few kids essentially tearing down their posters.


If they limit themselves to defacing web sites, meh. Do something like crashing an Iron Dome installation, however, and I wouldn't want to be them. Or standing near them.
 
2014-08-04 09:11:40 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: The Mossad are actually the bumbling idiots of the intelligence world.


Is anyone from "Black September" still around?  Also Eichmann would beg to differ.
 
2014-08-04 09:14:05 AM  
The problem of being Anonymous is that anyone can claim to be you.

They just have to go to those meetings, read the Big Book, work the steps. And step away from the Russian.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-08-04 09:14:15 AM  

nekom: HotWingConspiracy: The Mossad are actually the bumbling idiots of the intelligence world.

Is anyone from "Black September" still around?  Also Eichmann would beg to differ.


That was farking decades ago. Now they get exposed when committing assassinations abroad and can't even keep their passport stealing under wraps.

Bang up job on keeping tabs on that tunnel network as well.
 
2014-08-04 09:15:45 AM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.

Mossad's reach is a hair less effective a continent or two away, and without the explicit consent of cooperating governments. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that the US would provide a bit of legal assistance, but not quite the same as if they were at home. Mossad is fantastic at dealing with folks they can shoot and that they can whisk off in the dead of night, less so with dealing with folks who type at long distances. It sort of looks bad for everyone when you pull a gun on a guy who has a keyboard and Ring Dings on the shelf.

Israel may finally "get" Hamas, but they're going to be dealing with the fallout from this for generations. There is no way that this plays out without firing up folks all across the region, and looking for payback. It may end the Hamas threat, but it will mean generations of fear, anger, resentment and MOAR violence in the future, and the sad thing is, I suspect that is exactly what the folks in charge of this mess kind of want. It gives them a reason to stay in a hard line, and at this point, that is far more important than their own security in the future. It has already burned a lot of bridges, and evaporated a lot of good will, or at least grudging support.

There are no good guys in this mess. Just a lot of anger and chickens coming home to roost for actions taken generations ago, and the mess now will continue to reap for another couple. It will certainly end if the Palestinians are booted out entirely, but that will only buy Israel a generation or so of "peace" and it will come back and bite them on the ass down the road. The only option they've left themselves is the one that has remained their top card to play against detractors, and the hardliners may actually try to pull the trigger on it, and damn everyone to watching them try to defend that action.

Peaceful settlement of this issue is not going to happen any time soon, and certainly not with the folks in power who occupy the Big Chairs across the board right now.
 
2014-08-04 09:15:49 AM  
They're Back. Anonymous has launched a full-frontal assault on the Israeli government's web presence over recent events in Gaza.

I understand this to mean they've been sending the Israelis dick pics.
 
2014-08-04 09:16:45 AM  
They sent like 50 pizzas to Israel and they aren't even kosher!, sick burn, brehs, sick burn!
 
2014-08-04 09:18:33 AM  
Israeli pixels shiver at the thought of being defaced in front of their friends.

//Israel has more fear from government backed tech terrorists than Anonymous, and for good reason.
 
2014-08-04 09:18:49 AM  

Delta1212: They're Back. Anonymous has launched a full-frontal assault on the Israeli government's web presence over recent events in Gaza.

I understand this to mean they've been sending the Israelis uncut dick pics.


FTFY, with a side order of bacon
 
2014-08-04 09:26:35 AM  

jjorsett: If they limit themselves to defacing web sites, meh. Do something like crashing an Iron Dome installation, however, and I wouldn't want to be them. Or standing near them.


Well then it's lucky for Anonymous all they do is deface websites.

Or have they ever done something else I'm not aware of?

/maybe they'll subscribe the IDF to gay porn mags?
//maybe they'll order like a million pizzas to IDF headquarters?
 
2014-08-04 09:27:30 AM  

unlikely: Going by what I've seen Anonymous do in the past, this means someone's going to crash the IDF's website.

Take THAT, Israel.


Yeah, exactly that.
 
2014-08-04 09:29:27 AM  
I thought Anonymous was gutted a couple years ago. Maybe this is a new crop of hackers that think they can stay ahead of government skullbusters.
 
hej
2014-08-04 09:29:42 AM  
Israels websites are surely quaking in terror.
 
2014-08-04 09:36:20 AM  

Mors: Well then it's lucky for Anonymous all they do is deface websites.Or have they ever done something else I'm not aware of?


They also  send death threats to young girls, but that was a few years ago - maybe they've changed?
 
2014-08-04 09:48:13 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: I thought Anonymous was gutted a couple years ago. Maybe this is a new crop of hackers that think they can stay ahead of government skullbusters.


One head dies, two more take its place.

Wait, wrong secret group.
 
2014-08-04 09:49:55 AM  
We farkers should declare on spelling potatoe. That show those Anon-twats what for.
 
2014-08-04 09:53:57 AM  

hubiestubert: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.

Mossad's reach is a hair less effective a continent or two away, and without the explicit consent of cooperating governments. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that the US would provide a bit of legal assistance, but not quite the same as if they were at home. Mossad is fantastic at dealing with folks they can shoot and that they can whisk off in the dead of night, less so with dealing with folks who type at long distances. It sort of looks bad for everyone when you pull a gun on a guy who has a keyboard and Ring Dings on the shelf.

Israel may finally "get" Hamas, but they're going to be dealing with the fallout from this for generations. There is no way that this plays out without firing up folks all across the region, and looking for payback. It may end the Hamas threat, but it will mean generations of fear, anger, resentment and MOAR violence in the future, and the sad thing is, I suspect that is exactly what the folks in charge of this mess kind of want. It gives them a reason to stay in a hard line, and at this point, that is far more important than their own security in the future. It has already burned a lot of bridges, and evaporated a lot of good will, or at least grudging support.

There are no good guys in this mess. Just a lot of anger and chickens coming home to roost for actions taken generations ago, and the mess now will continue to reap for another couple. It will certainly end if the Palestinians are booted out entirely, but that will only buy Israel a generation or so of "peace" and it will come back and bite them on the ass down the road. The only option they've left themselves is the one that has remained their top card to play against detractors, and the hardliners may actually try to pull the trigger on it, and damn everyone to watching them try to defend that action.

Peaceful settlement of this issue is not going to happen any time soon, and cer ...


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2014-08-04 09:56:14 AM  
Pro tip to Anon.....


Pizzas dont beep.
 
2014-08-04 09:57:47 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: I am coming from seeing you profile, and am asking to you, what is being the source of your information.


Him?

Hes just a cook..

media.insidepulse.com
 
2014-08-04 10:05:38 AM  
Mossad will kill anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.

I love Israel. I love Jews. I love Jews in Israel. I love Jews outside of Israel.
 
2014-08-04 10:07:39 AM  
I'm just waiting for this to escalate.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-04 10:16:58 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Mossad will kill anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.

I love Israel. I love Jews. I love Jews in Israel. I love Jews outside of Israel.


They'll certainly try.  The last few decades they haven't really been succeeding, though.  Them getting repeatedly caught pulling (unsuccessful) black ops on foreign soil up to the level of assassinations is actually a large part of why a lot of the first world has decided they've used up their free passes and why the rest of the middle east has decided they're not all that scared anymore.
 
2014-08-04 10:22:30 AM  

hubiestubert: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Anon-tards want to mess with the Mossad?  I'd pay money to watch that one unfold.

Mossad's reach is a hair less effective a continent or two away, and without the explicit consent of cooperating governments. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that the US would provide a bit of legal assistance, but not quite the same as if they were at home. Mossad is fantastic at dealing with folks they can shoot and that they can whisk off in the dead of night, less so with dealing with folks who type at long distances. It sort of looks bad for everyone when you pull a gun on a guy who has a keyboard and Ring Dings on the shelf.

Israel may finally "get" Hamas, but they're going to be dealing with the fallout from this for generations. There is no way that this plays out without firing up folks all across the region, and looking for payback. It may end the Hamas threat, but it will mean generations of fear, anger, resentment and MOAR violence in the future, and the sad thing is, I suspect that is exactly what the folks in charge of this mess kind of want. It gives them a reason to stay in a hard line, and at this point, that is far more important than their own security in the future. It has already burned a lot of bridges, and evaporated a lot of good will, or at least grudging support.

There are no good guys in this mess. Just a lot of anger and chickens coming home to roost for actions taken generations ago, and the mess now will continue to reap for another couple. It will certainly end if the Palestinians are booted out entirely, but that will only buy Israel a generation or so of "peace" and it will come back and bite them on the ass down the road. The only option they've left themselves is the one that has remained their top card to play against detractors, and the hardliners may actually try to pull the trigger on it, and damn everyone to watching them try to defend that action.

Peaceful settlement of this issue is not going to happen any time soon, and cer ...


All of this.
 
2014-08-04 10:25:00 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Mossad will kill anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.


After what happened with that nuclear scientist in Iran and how, allegedly, the Mossad had a hand in that, I would believe it.

Hamas' leadership flipping Israel the bird from afar says "Yeah no, they can't/won't do that."
 
2014-08-04 10:25:10 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: MmmmBacon: Somewhere in Gaza, there is a Hamas member frantically searching the Internet for Guy Fawkes masks, bulk purchase, for their fighters to wear.

Why would Muslims wear the mask of a Catholic terrorist? You'd think they'd wear one of an Islamic terrorist, like Muhammad.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-04 10:27:44 AM  

MinkeyMan: Lt. Cheese Weasel: HotWingConspiracy: The Mossad are actually the bumbling idiots of the intelligence world.

Seriously?  You're gonna go with that? It's a poor troll or you are just an idiot.

/why not both.jpg

I read somewhere (for the life of me I can't remember where so its probably grain of salt time) that Mossad are no longer quite the power house they once were. It seems that because working for Mossad is regarded as highly prestigious, a lot of politics and nepotism had creeped into the organisation's hiring and promotions policies... reducing effectiveness.


Describes a lot of institutions in Israel in the 1980s, actually.

IMO, it's both cause and effect of so many of Israel's major players also being bigwigs in the '48 and '67 campaigns (less so '73 through the late '70s, but don't forget Thunderbolt).
 
2014-08-04 10:33:11 AM  
The difference between Anonymous and the Mossad is that when you make Anonymous mad, they won't kidnap you, use enhanced interrogation methods on you to learn everything about your pals, and then kill you.  The Mossad will do that.  I think Anonymous just made a big oops here.
 
2014-08-04 10:38:24 AM  
The group which likes to call itself Anonymous(which itself is a bad joke) can't do anything that actually matters.  They think themselves more important and powerful than they actually are by a large measurement.

What are they gonna do... dox Bibi?
 
2014-08-04 10:39:43 AM  

bobothemagnificent: I think Anonymous just made a big oops here.


By what? Doing the digital equivalent of spraypanting a dick on their front door?

Do you know what is actually going to happen. They're going to laugh, fix the security hole, put the website back up, and then go talk about spoiled, privileged American kids acting like they'll make a difference doing that.
 
2014-08-04 10:43:31 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Mossad will kill anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.

I love Israel. I love Jews. I love Jews in Israel. I love Jews outside of Israel.


Why? Circumcised dicks are ugly.
 
2014-08-04 10:49:05 AM  
As Liberal as I am, I don't really get all the Israel hate.

I am fully aware that they have killed LOTS of Palestinians, and Hamas hasn't really killed that many Israelis..... and I know that they have a HUGE military advantage.......BUT,

Holy crap!!!! The Palestinians shoot rockets at them! No developed nation in the World would ignore that! I'm not trying to say that the Palestinians are getting what they deserve..... BUT, seriously! If Mexico started shooting rockets at California..... We would destroy Mexico!

I don't blame the Palestinians for being angry and wanting to fight Israel after the way they have been treated. BUT. Are there REALLY people out there that think that the Israelis should just get used to the rockets?
 
2014-08-04 10:54:11 AM  
Maybe they could promote Golan Cipel to infiltrate those masks from the back side. He's battle tested.
 
2014-08-04 10:55:13 AM  

Sammichless: As Liberal as I am, I don't really get all the Israel hate.

I am fully aware that they have killed LOTS of Palestinians, and Hamas hasn't really killed that many Israelis..... and I know that they have a HUGE military advantage.......BUT,

Holy crap!!!! The Palestinians shoot rockets at them! No developed nation in the World would ignore that! I'm not trying to say that the Palestinians are getting what they deserve..... BUT, seriously! If Mexico started shooting rockets at California..... We would destroy Mexico!

I don't blame the Palestinians for being angry and wanting to fight Israel after the way they have been treated. BUT. Are there REALLY people out there that think that the Israelis should just get used to the rockets?


Think about it this way: if every Mexican port was blockaded by the US Navy, US Army checkpoints on both borders strictly limiting all crossing in either direction, no flights in or out of Mexico, no trade or commerce allowed between Mexico and the rest of the world, all consumer goods that are not home-made are black market stuff smuggled through tunnels frequently blown up by the US Army, no money, no jobs, no schools, no infrastructure... Then maybe Mexico can be compared to Palestine.
 
2014-08-04 10:56:43 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: MmmmBacon: Somewhere in Gaza, there is a Hamas member frantically searching the Internet for Guy Fawkes masks, bulk purchase, for their fighters to wear.

Why would Muslims wear the mask of a Catholic terrorist? You'd think they'd wear one of an Islamic terrorist, like Muhammad.


ZING!
 
2014-08-04 11:00:34 AM  

Sammichless: As Liberal as I am, I don't really get all the Israel hate.

I am fully aware that they have killed LOTS of Palestinians, and Hamas hasn't really killed that many Israelis..... and I know that they have a HUGE military advantage.......BUT,

Holy crap!!!! The Palestinians shoot rockets at them! No developed nation in the World would ignore that! I'm not trying to say that the Palestinians are getting what they deserve..... BUT, seriously! If Mexico started shooting rockets at California..... We would destroy Mexico!

I don't blame the Palestinians for being angry and wanting to fight Israel after the way they have been treated. BUT. Are there REALLY people out there that think that the Israelis should just get used to the rockets?


Right?  It's like everyone involved is an asshole at least to some degree.  Israel strictly oppresses Palestinians because they fire rockets at them because Israel strictly oppresses them.  And it's never going to end.
 
2014-08-04 11:00:59 AM  

hardinparamedic: bobothemagnificent: I think Anonymous just made a big oops here.

By what? Doing the digital equivalent of spraypanting a dick on their front door?

Do you know what is actually going to happen. They're going to laugh, fix the security hole, put the website back up, and then go talk about spoiled, privileged American kids acting like they'll make a difference doing that.


Hey, you're spoiling hours of possible high entertainment value there.  I'd pay good money to see the Mossad make those spoiled American kids wet their pants.
 
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