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(WFSB Connecticut)   I don't always babysit, but when I do, I prefer Cinco maybe Seis Equis   (wfsb.com ) divider line
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2014-08-04 06:53:00 PM  
I'm not getting the headline. Anyone?
 
2014-08-04 07:30:45 PM  
Maybe subby is confusing x's with z's?
 
2014-08-04 07:31:00 PM  

fusillade762: I'm not getting the headline. Anyone?


Daddy was drunk, so I'm quessing the headline is a play on Dos Equis and "The Most Interesting Man in the World" meme.
 
2014-08-04 07:31:13 PM  
When he is asked to cook dinner for his guests:

rack.0.mshcdn.com

The food cooks itself.  He is the most interesting man in the world.
 
2014-08-04 07:32:02 PM  
poliology.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-04 07:32:22 PM  
I think Subby doesn't know what "z" is in Spanish.
 
2014-08-04 07:38:41 PM  
"prefers 5 or 6 beers" preferably Equis or in latin mucha comsumlatee fermtos hopsis
 
2014-08-04 07:39:30 PM  
FTA:

The following mug shot of Brett Cutler was provided by the Bristol Police Department .

The following mug shot of Christopher Adams was provided by the Bristol Police Department.

Huh?
 
2014-08-04 07:40:59 PM  

Idiot Stick Bearer: "prefers 5 or 6 beers" preferably Equis


That would be "prefers 5 or 6 horses".
 
2014-08-04 07:45:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Idiot Stick Bearer: "prefers 5 or 6 beers" preferably Equis

That would be "prefers 5 or 6 horses".


Now that's a party!
 
2014-08-04 07:46:22 PM  
well it is horse piss aint it ?
 
2014-08-04 07:47:23 PM  
OTOH I feel like: arrested? Really? Now you can't drink at home without the State taking your kid away?

OTOH I'm like: you know what? Maybe hitting the sauce heavily enough to pass out and stay out while alarms go off, your kid is trying to wake you, and firefighters are breaking in the door... maybe that's a right you forfeited when you made a deposit at the Sperm Bank of Mommy, and if you don't get that, then yeah, maybe your kid needs to be placed in better hands.

As usual, the right thing to do is likely somewhere in the middle. Maybe he's 99% SuperDad but his 1% f-up went very wrong. We've all been tottering on the edge of that line once or a dozen times.
 
2014-08-04 07:53:02 PM  

Idiot Stick Bearer: "prefers 5 or 6 beers" preferably Equis or in latin mucha comsumlatee fermtos hopsis


5 or 6 Dos Equis would be Diez or Doce Equis.
 
2014-08-04 07:54:35 PM  
Sh*t, just the other night I fell asleep while my kids were in the house - I must have been out for close to 8 hours....

Of course, I wasn't piss drunk and sleeping through a smoke alarm.

/Or was I?
 
2014-08-04 08:03:20 PM  
This is the least-interesting headline in the world.
 
2014-08-04 08:22:46 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: I'm not getting the headline. Anyone?

Daddy was drunk, so I'm quessing the headline is a play on Dos Equis and "The Most Interesting Man in the World" meme.


I got the Dos Equis reference, I just don't understand how it applies to TFA. The guy doesn't look or sound interesting and it doesn't even say he'd been drinking beer.
 
2014-08-04 08:27:42 PM  
Seis Equis, I guess, is three Dos Equis.  Usually, I think a babysitter would need at least
Cincuenta Equis.
 
2014-08-04 08:43:23 PM  

brimed03: OTOH I feel like: arrested? Really? Now you can't drink at home without the State taking your kid away?


Generally, you can drink, but you can't be  drunk.  You can get referred to child services for basically anything north of the limit on operating a motor vehicle... or, rather, that'll be something of an automatic second strike since you won't get breathalyzed unless you were doing something that got the cops called in on you (or the fire department, in this case).

The primary current caretaker of a minor under 14 is generally legally required to be sober, essentially.  Anything past a couple servings without handing the kid off to someone else to watch it and you do in fact represent a danger to the child, typically through negligence.

So... yeah, short answer's effectively 'yes', I guess.  Pretty much because of morons like this letting it get to this point on a regular basis.  Family court's not big on 'but there's usually not a fire alarm to sleep through' as an excuse.
 
2014-08-04 08:56:42 PM  
s the rest of us says:"Stay drunk, fundios."
 
2014-08-04 09:35:58 PM  
"This ain't no five X moonshine! This is three, maybe two X."
 
zez
2014-08-04 10:41:24 PM  
If it's your own kid you aren't babysitting
 
2014-08-04 10:43:20 PM  

zez: If it's your own kid you aren't babysitting



If it's your own kid you aren't babysitting.
 
2014-08-04 10:55:27 PM  

Raider_dad: If it's your own kid you aren't babysitting


If it's your own kid you aren't babysitting

 
2014-08-05 01:55:41 AM  

fusillade762: I'm not getting the headline. Anyone?


wfsb.images.worldnow.com

Are you getting the headline now?  You may need to adjust your TV set...

/seriously, how do you make that happen?
 
2014-08-05 10:31:34 AM  
"Equis" is X.

"Cerveza" is beer.

If you think the beer is named "Two Beers" you're an idiot. There are two GIANT Xs on the bottle. The name of the product is "TWO X", if I'm not mistaken.


Li'l Robbie: Seis Equis, I guess, is three Dos Equis.  Usually, I think a babysitter would need at least
Cincuenta Equis.


So what the fark would Cinco Eqius be? Two and a half?

This headline is just weak.
 
2014-08-05 06:46:20 PM  
all I really want to know is will there be a beer math test on this later ? [example]......... 1 (beer) =2x how do you solve the problem to equate to passed out drunk ..show your work below
 
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