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(Mirror.co.uk)   Drunk vicar crashes car, punches paramedic, spits at cop, and assaults another female paramedic as she treats him-- all the while shouting he's an IRA member who will kill them all. This guy brought his 'A' game (pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 55
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2014-08-04 09:58:58 AM  
Stephens also shouted at a police officer, accusing him of having sex with his sister. It was revealed in court the officer's sister had died just weeks earlier.

[belushi]
I said, I said, "Five grand, man!? Hey man, I've never even seen five thousand dollars in my life, so don't ask me for it, man, why don't you ask your mother!!" Which was a dumb thing for me to say because his mother just died.
[/belushi]
 
2014-08-04 10:03:52 AM  
strangeherring.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-04 10:49:14 AM  
FTFA: Your behavior fell well short  for someone of a man in your position.

Imagine if this had happened in the States?
 
2014-08-04 11:15:22 AM  
No more tequila for this guy. He gets... cranky.
 
2014-08-04 11:16:15 AM  
Soooooo...diplomatic immunity?
 
2014-08-04 11:17:41 AM  
Headline FTA:
"Drunk vicar crashes car 3 times over limit..."
What is the legal limit for car crashes in Britain?
 
2014-08-04 11:18:01 AM  
Wow...I was expecting someone older and more crotchety.
 
2014-08-04 11:18:02 AM  
i57.tinypic.com

I'm sorry, I thought this was America Ireland!
 
2014-08-04 11:19:22 AM  
Catholic Church don't care.
 
2014-08-04 11:19:49 AM  
imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-08-04 11:22:04 AM  
I like the cut of his jib. I hope he starts up a new church.
 
2014-08-04 11:22:24 AM  
"FECK!! ARSE!!"

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2014-08-04 11:23:29 AM  
More tea, vicar?
 
2014-08-04 11:23:34 AM  
He was 26 minutes too late?
 
2014-08-04 11:25:28 AM  
When the clergyman was taken to hospital he told staff: "I was in the IRA and I will f**king shoot you and blow you up."

Oops.

I guess his sleeper cell will be paying him a visit soon.
 
2014-08-04 11:25:57 AM  

ElLoco: No more tequila for this guy. He gets... cranky.


I've yet to meet the man or woman who does not grow horns after enough tequila.
 
2014-08-04 11:26:08 AM  
Nothing about Father Ted yet? I am disappoint...

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2014-08-04 11:26:30 AM  

JoieD'Zen: FTFA: Your behavior fell well short  for someone of a man in your position.

Imagine if this had happened in the States?


His church would rally around him, say it was God's will and probably blame the gays.
 
2014-08-04 11:28:39 AM  
How can a car be drunk?  What kind of car is that?
 
2014-08-04 11:30:36 AM  

pkrzycki


Nothing about Father Ted yet? I am disappoint...


11:22am. There's even a picture.
 
2014-08-04 11:37:40 AM  

trappedspirit: How can a car be drunk?  What kind of car is that?


An El Camino.
 
2014-08-04 11:39:28 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: pkrzycki

Nothing about Father Ted yet? I am disappoint...


11:22am. There's even a picture.


I know, when I looked at 11:19, there wasn't, so I went to the google, found one, uploaded it to the bucket, came back, refreshed and posted.
 
2014-08-04 11:39:33 AM  

trappedspirit: How can a car be drunk?  What kind of car is that?


I'm guessing ethanol.  Or one of those with the bumper sticker that says "Powered by Oly".
 
2014-08-04 11:40:10 AM  
 
2014-08-04 11:42:50 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Headline FTA:
"Drunk vicar crashes car 3 times over limit..."
What is the legal limit for car crashes in Britain?


i came in here to ask the same question!

Solty Dog: Wow...I was expecting someone older and more crotchety.


this, too
 
2014-08-04 11:43:28 AM  
Won't be doing business in Charming again
 
2014-08-04 11:44:59 AM  
Vicar please...
 
2014-08-04 11:52:37 AM  
static.bips.channel4.com

The thread needs a nice cuppa.
 
2014-08-04 11:52:38 AM  
"Wait, wait...you misunderstood me.  I was speaking literally.    No, figuratively, I think.   Whatever..."

It didn't say what church he was thrown out of.  Not Catholic, I assume, as he's married with kids.  Was he a Wicca Vicca?
 
2014-08-04 11:58:33 AM  
It's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
 
2014-08-04 11:59:40 AM  
img.fark.net
Anyone post Fr. Jack yet?
 
2014-08-04 12:11:18 PM  
Anyone else notice the difference in sentencing vs. the states. He drove away totally smashed with two kids in the car.  Crashed said car.  Attacked a paramedic and an police officer.

sentence: a suspended jail term of one year and 200 hours of community service.

In the states he'd be gone for years.

/highest incarceration rate for the win.
 
2014-08-04 12:12:30 PM  

August11: ElLoco: No more tequila for this guy. He gets... cranky.

I've yet to meet the man or woman who does not grow horns after enough tequila.


I just meet the toilet repeatedly.
 
2014-08-04 12:13:00 PM  
An Anglican in the IRA? Which side was he undercover for?
 
2014-08-04 12:17:25 PM  

BATMANATEE: An Anglican in the IRA? Which side was he undercover for?


Exactly. Not sure whether the IRA or UDA or MI6 will kill him but someone probably will very soon.
 
2014-08-04 12:25:09 PM  

Quinzy: Anyone else notice the difference in sentencing vs. the states. He drove away totally smashed with two kids in the car.  Crashed said car.  Attacked a paramedic and an police officer.

sentence: a suspended jail term of one year and 200 hours of community service.

In the states he'd be gone for years.

/highest incarceration rate for the win.


See also, for profit prisons and 'justice' system.
 
2014-08-04 12:32:48 PM  

Quinzy: Anyone else notice the difference in sentencing vs. the states. He drove away totally smashed with two kids in the car.  Crashed said car.  Attacked a paramedic and an police officer.

sentence: a suspended jail term of one year and 200 hours of community service.

In the states he'd be gone for years.

/highest incarceration rate for the win.


He didn't have any kids in his car.  He just collided head on with another car that had kids in it.

I don't know why I'm correcting you.  It doesn't change this guy's status as a major asshole.

Can't believe he's not doing any jail time.  WTF do you have to do to get locked up over there?  He pretty much filled out an entire bingo card of "Farktarded things to do while drunk"
 
2014-08-04 12:35:35 PM  
This sounds like a job for THE BISHOP!

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2014-08-04 01:09:35 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

Rachel: Do you even know what a Vicar is?

Joey: Yeah, it's like a goalie, right?
 
2014-08-04 01:38:20 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 376x282]

Rachel: Do you even know what a Vicar is?

Joey: Yeah, it's like a goalie, right?


Now he can no longer vic?  He can't live vicariously?  I don't know (or care) what a vicar is.
 
2014-08-04 02:04:10 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-04 02:30:49 PM  
2 Monty Python refs? awesome
 
2014-08-04 03:35:22 PM  
There once was a lass from Purdue
Who said, as the bishop withdrew:
"The Vicar is slicker
and quicker and thicker,
and quite a bit larger than you"
 
2014-08-04 05:03:53 PM  
...all the while shouting he's an IRA member who will kill them all.

So he's retired?
 
2014-08-04 05:07:26 PM  

Loadmaster


...all the while shouting he's an IRA member who will kill them all.

So he's retired?


One might even say he was wroth.
 
2014-08-04 05:10:26 PM  
 
2014-08-04 05:27:12 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: BATMANATEE: An Anglican in the IRA? Which side was he undercover for?

Exactly. Not sure whether the IRA or UDA or MI6 will kill him but someone probably will very soon.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Or is it the MPLA?


/Or some other coont-like tendency
 
2014-08-04 05:31:07 PM  
Vicar?? Bring to mind one of my favorite music lyrics "I  went to see the vicar to talk about me sticker, he warned me about self abuse, he said my tool should get more use", Boris the Sprinkler-Drugs and Masturbation, for the unknowing masses.
 
2014-08-04 08:25:56 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: BATMANATEE: An Anglican in the IRA? Which side was he undercover for?

Exactly. Not sure whether the IRA or UDA or MI6 will kill him but someone probably will very soon.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x350]

Or is it the MPLA?


/Or some other coont-like tendency


www.wearysloth.com

"BBC, TUC, ITV, ABC, ATV, MGM, KGB, C. of E."
 
2014-08-05 12:28:54 AM  
But did he yell "#YOLO" ? That is the most important part.
 
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