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(Telegram)   Man burglarizes home while his girlfriend and two-year-old wait in the car. If that isn't enough for you, he stole a collection of baby teeth. Wait, people collect baby teeth?   (telegram.com) divider line 43
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2014-08-04 08:42:24 AM
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2014-08-04 09:18:58 AM
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2014-08-04 09:38:46 AM

UberDave:


This one.
 
2014-08-04 09:39:16 AM
I guess those quarters add up after a while....
 
2014-08-04 10:23:30 AM
Great source of stem cells we have come to find.
 
2014-08-04 10:52:23 AM
This guy sounds like some sort of fairy.
 
2014-08-04 10:53:40 AM

Man burglarizes home


BURGLES!
BURGLES!
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BURGLES!
BURGLES!


mushroom mushroom
 
2014-08-04 10:55:55 AM
Not amused in the least:

www.filmsite.org
 
2014-08-04 10:56:42 AM
Man, I hate "Take Your Child to Work" Days...
 
2014-08-04 10:58:15 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Man burglarizes home


BURGLES!
BURGLES!
BURGLES!
BURGLES!
BURGLES!
BURGLES!
BURGLES!


mushroom mushroom


Irregardless, and for all intensive purposes, the submitterizer did a perfectly cromulent job with that headline.
 
2014-08-04 10:59:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-04 10:59:35 AM
 
2014-08-04 11:00:39 AM
So now theyre sticking the farking ads IN the comments section? Really?
 
2014-08-04 11:00:48 AM
People collect cat whiskers. Jars of them.
 
2014-08-04 11:01:02 AM
I have every tooth ever pulled from my head and I'm 58.
I'm waiting to the technology to pulverize them and 3-D print me some new teeth.
It's not like my body would reject its own DNA.
 
2014-08-04 11:03:01 AM
"charged with breaking and entering in the daytime"

Is it a different crime if it happens during the day vs. at night?
 
2014-08-04 11:03:33 AM
I remember in grade school two kids talking about how much the tooth fairy gave them for teeth.  One kid got much more than the other and offered to but the other kid's loose tooth for more that he wonld get and then turn it in himself and keep the profit.

But grade school was so long ago, I may be remembering a sitcom episode because I don't remember what came of it.
 
2014-08-04 11:06:04 AM
Baby teeth can be used in a pinch if you can't find an X-acto knife.
 
2014-08-04 11:08:33 AM
um...

Yes?
 
2014-08-04 11:14:08 AM

Igor Jakovsky: So now theyre sticking the farking ads IN the comments section? Really?


I noticed this last week while using the mobile version.  What the effing eff??
 
2014-08-04 11:14:37 AM
Collecting baby teeth is only weird if they're still in the baby's head.
 
2014-08-04 11:14:38 AM
Hmmm.. be odd to find a stash of your old baby teeth.

But, work with that you have on hand; could be fun to dip the ends of each in ketchup, take them to your buddy's house and place them all in his mailbox, hide and wait for the reaction.
*** or if in an apartment, place them all outside his door on his doormat (but would make hiding and recording it a biatch)
 
2014-08-04 11:17:35 AM
www.chud.com
 
2014-08-04 11:26:39 AM

Igor Jakovsky: So now theyre sticking the farking ads IN the comments section? Really?


I don't see them. Strange.
 
2014-08-04 11:28:33 AM
My mom had the dentist drill a hole through each one (after they fell out, of course), and strung them into a gruesome charm bracelet.
 
2014-08-04 11:31:36 AM

Odoriferous Queef: Igor Jakovsky: So now theyre sticking the farking ads IN the comments section? Really?

I don't see them. Strange.


How could we tell?
 
2014-08-04 11:37:40 AM

UberDave: [img.fark.net image 528x271]


Came for this. Leaving content.
 
2014-08-04 11:38:15 AM

Igor Jakovsky: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]


Good,  what I came to post as already been posted.

Have a cookie.
 
2014-08-04 11:38:16 AM

tarheel07: Igor Jakovsky: So now theyre sticking the farking ads IN the comments section? Really?

I noticed this last week while using the mobile version.  What the effing eff??


Monetizing mobile is hard.
 
2014-08-04 11:43:15 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: People collect cat whiskers. Jars of them.


Yeah, and there is a big stink about that because people have been catching cats, cutting off the whiskers, and throwing them back in.
 
2014-08-04 11:43:55 AM
The Bogeyman does.
 
2014-08-04 11:43:57 AM

buntz: "charged with breaking and entering in the daytime"

Is it a different crime if it happens during the day vs. at night?


It's a lesser charge,  sort of a little gift for having the balls to try it during the day when it's so much easier to get caught.
 
2014-08-04 11:46:07 AM

Sybarite: [www.chud.com image 720x480]


Was hoping someone would make this reference.
 
2014-08-04 11:50:26 AM

buckler: My mom had the dentist drill a hole through each one (after they fell out, of course), and strung them into a gruesome charm bracelet.


Apparently baby teeth jewelry is a thing.

www.drbradhylan.com
 
2014-08-04 12:11:10 PM

Sybarite: [www.chud.com image 720x480]


It's pronounced Teh-ah-time-eh.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-04 12:20:31 PM
Babies don't have scalps that are worth collecting.
 
2014-08-04 12:24:46 PM
If you like baby teeth, try Ovaltine. It's yummy and delicious. Hey Mom, it's just what kids need.
 
2014-08-04 12:37:11 PM
People burgle baby teeth?

Was it an accident?  Can you do something with them?  Was that his daughter's cut at $1.00 a tooth under her pillow?
 
2014-08-04 12:40:48 PM
One way to tell the kid that the tooth fairy is not real...
 
2014-08-04 12:51:08 PM
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2014-08-04 02:08:46 PM

Sybarite:


Came for the reference to Mr. Teatime, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-04 02:19:55 PM
Don't I remember seeing something on Fark recently about Ke$ha collecting teeth from fans to make jewelry, clothing, artwork or something like that...
 
2014-08-04 03:00:44 PM

buntz: "charged with breaking and entering in the daytime"

Is it a different crime if it happens during the day vs. at night?


Yes. Could be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony, depending on state and other factors.
 
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