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(Belfast Telegraph)   Stop the presses: Shia LeBeouf will NOT be joining the Air Force, contrary to rumors   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Shia, Lindsay Lohan, Belfast Telegraph, Harry Styles, air forces, Commonwealth Games  
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2014-08-04 08:35:17 AM  
Will he be joining the military instead?
2014-08-04 09:32:32 AM  
....Thank God.  Between him and the F-35, I'm not sure the Air Force could have handled it.
2014-08-04 09:36:11 AM  
He wouldn't last a day.

/former Air Force
2014-08-04 09:47:24 AM  
How can we ignore him if people keep posting about la la la la, I can't hear you.
2014-08-04 09:53:58 AM  
I hate him.
2014-08-04 09:56:05 AM  
Oh f*ck. Don't tell me he's going to continue ruining movies instead.
2014-08-04 09:57:57 AM  
Drtfa but fark that doucher. Let the core take him.
2014-08-04 10:08:22 AM  
Who is this coont?
2014-08-04 10:10:48 AM  
The star's representative subsequently told TMZ Shia "understands" he suffers from alcohol addiction and is seeking to change is lifestyle.

I don't think his problem is just the drinking... I think his problem is that he is a dick and he gets even more dickish when he drinks.
2014-08-04 10:39:54 AM  

dittybopper: Will he be joining the military instead?

2014-08-04 10:43:59 AM  
I heard a rumor that he and Justin Bieber are going to form a babby together.
2014-08-04 10:50:37 AM  
Remember when he wore a bag over his head and said he wasn't an actor?
2014-08-04 11:57:23 AM  
Just for the record, he is not a bad actor. He is good in "Lawless" and "Charlie Countryman". He just can't catch a break publicity wise. Kind of like how people think Ryan Reynolds is a bad actor.
2014-08-04 12:51:04 PM  

gunsmack: Oh f*ck. Don't tell me he's going to continue ruining movies instead.

Yep, he's in Fury, the new Brad Pitt WWII tank movie.
2014-08-04 01:44:19 PM  
Thanks. We're full up with hipster D-bags already. Try the Coast Guard yet? /shrugs
2014-08-04 04:02:27 PM  
They would likely be hesitant to anyways. He would be deemed a distraction, not to mention his constant run-ins the law and recent alcohol problems.
2014-08-04 06:35:41 PM  

vudukungfu: Who is this coont?

Cantona plagiarist and attention-seeking drunk.  He's been in some kids movies, too.
2014-08-04 08:30:44 PM  
Join the Air Force? MY Air Force?
No, no, no! N-n-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
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