MmmmBacon: My wife will be sufficiently cared for, with enough money to pay off all of our debt and more. No kids to fight over what belongings I have, she gets everything, except for a few things for my brother. So yeah, I'm as prepared as anyone really can be.
Dancin_In_Anson: Excellent insurance until I'm 60 when it's greatly reduced because by that time everything will be paid for. Still need to do a will but mamarita will get it all anyway. Specific instructions have been given to her and The boys. NO FUNERAL! Get rid of me the cheapest and easiest way and use any money that would be spent on a funeral for a BBQ and beer bust. The party ain't over just because I didn't show.
Marcus Aurelius: I'd like to have an extra minute or two to delete my porn collection. Other than that, I'm all set.
Smeggy Smurf: If I die there are plans that will go into motion to unleash my death machine to hunt all of you down.
Smeggy Smurf: If I die
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doglover: No, but if I knew I was going to die no matter what in about 3 minutes, I would wrap something amazingly funny in plastic and tin foil and then jam it where the sun don't shine. This way, when they found me, the autopsy people would crack up when they up cracked.
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