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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Adam Sandler calls eight-year-old with leukemia after reading a blog post, has a nice long conversation about sloppy joes and foosball   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-04 11:51:15 PM  
Hey kid, grow up.

Seriously... grow up. If you know what I mean.

Good luck.
 
2014-08-05 12:31:15 AM  
Adam Sandler can read?
 
2014-08-05 12:33:07 AM  
Still does not make up for "Jack and Jill"
 
2014-08-05 12:43:28 AM  
Okay, kid, you've got a Hollywood connection. Now you have to get better. You have to know by now that being Adam Sandler's friend gets you at least a 2 picture deal.

FFS, the guy gave Nick Swardson a starring role.
 
2014-08-05 12:48:54 AM  
That was cool of him, but it also comes as no surprise his biggest fan was an eight year old.
 
2014-08-05 01:23:52 AM  
You guys are dicks.

You know you laughed at "No! Conditioner is better!"

I'd do the same if my kid had undifferentiated whatever.

Spare the welcometofark.jpg
 
2014-08-05 02:28:15 AM  

zamboni: Hey kid, grow up.

Seriously... grow up. If you know what I mean.

Good luck.


Hey, you leave Adam alone.
 
2014-08-05 02:39:42 AM  
8 years old? Right in the target audience for Sandler movies then.


/but seriously it was cool for Sander to do that
 
2014-08-05 03:02:03 AM  
I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good
 
2014-08-05 03:27:12 AM  
Only a few minutes after the phone call began, the kid hung up on Sandler. Asked why, the 8-year-old responded, "I got tired of dumbing down the conversation for that childish idiot"
 
2014-08-05 03:37:22 AM  
Damnation. Now I have to respect Adam Sandler. Not a lot, but some at all.
 
2014-08-05 03:41:07 AM  

robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good


Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...
 
2014-08-05 03:57:23 AM  

Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...


I'm sure it helps that I was 16 or so at the height of Sandler's popularity
 
2014-08-05 04:51:22 AM  

Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...


Yeah, he's so funny that you need to be high to appreciate it. Oh wait, that's not a compliment!
 
2014-08-05 04:59:36 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...

Yeah, he's so funny that you need to be high to appreciate it. Oh wait, that's not a compliment!


I don't NEED to be high, I appreciate being high. Ala John Stewart in Half Baked. Sorry to interrupt your viewing of the laughworthy hits on CBS.
 
2014-08-05 05:02:40 AM  

robohobo: B.L.Z. Bub: Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...

Yeah, he's so funny that you need to be high to appreciate it. Oh wait, that's not a compliment!

I don't NEED to be high, I appreciate being high. Ala John Stewart in Half Baked. Sorry to interrupt your viewing of the laughworthy hits on CBS.


Oh, such biting wit! If only I had pot I could be as clever as you!

/Dumbfark
 
2014-08-05 05:07:41 AM  
Oh, I'm cut to the quick. Pray tell, what, in your infinite wisdom, do you find funny, oh wise one? We're all waiting on baited breath. Truly.

/fairy
 
2014-08-05 07:52:50 AM  
This is cool but doesn't change the fact that he makes shiatty movies and is a Republican.
 
2014-08-05 08:10:02 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: robohobo: B.L.Z. Bub: Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...

Yeah, he's so funny that you need to be high to appreciate it. Oh wait, that's not a compliment!

I don't NEED to be high, I appreciate being high. Ala John Stewart in Half Baked. Sorry to interrupt your viewing of the laughworthy hits on CBS.

Oh, such biting wit! If only I had pot I could be as clever as you!

/Dumbfark


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2014-08-05 08:27:33 AM  

robohobo: We're all waiting on baited breath.


Ahem.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bated
 
2014-08-05 08:34:46 AM  
By all accounts he is one of the nicest people in Hollywood. He's loyal to his friends literally to a fault. If that weren't the case we'd never hear from Rob Schneider again.
 
2014-08-05 08:40:38 AM  

Crewmannumber6: By all accounts he is one of the nicest people in Hollywood. He's loyal to his friends literally to a fault. If that weren't the case we'd never hear from Rob Schneider again.


So, it's 'cos of him I still have to?

Hate for Adam Sandler fully renewed and re-energized.
 
2014-08-05 09:06:59 AM  
Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.
 
2014-08-05 09:58:07 AM  

jaybeezey: Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.


Dollar twenty five Willie? Isn't that what your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shiat?
 
2014-08-05 10:11:00 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: jaybeezey: Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.

Dollar twenty five Willie? Isn't that what your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shiat?


Farkin' hilarious!  I haven't listened to that album in years, but I'm sure that one track would still have me in tears...guess it helps that I'm from the Boston area...
 
2014-08-05 10:12:44 AM  
Saw Taylor Swift singing a song to luekemia kid yesterday on the news, but I thought it was farked up that she was singing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together".
 
2014-08-05 10:15:30 AM  

Crewmannumber6: By all accounts he is one of the nicest people in Hollywood. He's loyal to his friends literally to a fault. If that weren't the case we'd never hear from Rob Schneider again.


Plus he's worked out a profitable scam worthy of The Producers to travel and hang out with friends. I kind of admire that.
 
2014-08-05 10:16:10 AM  

johnh2005: Dingleberry Dickwad: jaybeezey: Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.

Dollar twenty five Willie? Isn't that what your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shiat?

Farkin' hilarious!  I haven't listened to that album in years, but I'm sure that one track would still have me in tears...guess it helps that I'm from the Boston area...


Yeah, I haven't listened to any of those albums in ages either, but that's always been one of my favorites along with the cock and balls one and the first talking goat one.
 
2014-08-05 10:45:53 AM  

flynn80: Saw Taylor Swift singing a song to luekemia kid yesterday on the news, but I thought it was farked up that she was singing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together".


Congratulations. What you posted was funnier than anything Adam Sandler has ever done in his life.
 
2014-08-05 10:59:48 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: johnh2005: Dingleberry Dickwad: jaybeezey: Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.

Dollar twenty five Willie? Isn't that what your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shiat?

Farkin' hilarious!  I haven't listened to that album in years, but I'm sure that one track would still have me in tears...guess it helps that I'm from the Boston area...

Yeah, I haven't listened to any of those albums in ages either, but that's always been one of my favorites along with the cock and balls one and the first talking goat one.


Whaaa? The goat followup "The Goat Song" is awesome. Also, "Dancin' And Pantsin'" is hilarious.

"Wavin' that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino!"
 
2014-08-05 11:21:27 AM  
I will always love Adam Sandler. If his wife ever dies of a terrible terminal illness, I'll be the first in line for the brisket brigade... ready to settle down with a bunch of bulldogs named after round food items. I'm partial to the name Butterball, because bulldog drumsticks are adorable.
 
2014-08-05 12:13:14 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Dingleberry Dickwad: johnh2005: Dingleberry Dickwad: jaybeezey: Welcome to Woostah, dollah twenty five.

Dollar twenty five Willie? Isn't that what your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shiat?

Farkin' hilarious!  I haven't listened to that album in years, but I'm sure that one track would still have me in tears...guess it helps that I'm from the Boston area...

Yeah, I haven't listened to any of those albums in ages either, but that's always been one of my favorites along with the cock and balls one and the first talking goat one.

Whaaa? The goat followup "The Goat Song" is awesome. Also, "Dancin' And Pantsin'" is hilarious.

"Wavin' that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino!"


I wasn't as big a fan of the songs. There were a few I liked, such as the Thanksgiving song and and the Hannukah song, and the Goat Song, but the skits were my favorites.

/Play with them for mamma!
 
2014-08-05 12:42:42 PM  
At A Medium Pace was all the rage when I was in 7th or 8th grade.
 
2014-08-05 02:26:28 PM  
i enjoy adam sandler movies

just thought i'd come in and whiteknight him...genuinely

back when i had dvds, i had "wedding singer" "waterboy" "billy madison" & "happy gilmore" and watched them all very often...now if i catch one of those on tbs or whatever, i pretty much have to watch!

never understood the hate

and the hatred of rob schneider...sure, most of his movies haven't been so great, but deuce is hilarious, and his parts in adam's and other people's movies have been funny. plus whenever he happens to be in dallas he goes on the bo&jim morning show on 92.5 and he's always really funny on there

/jack & jill is a steaming pile of shiat
//pacino is strangely awesome in that steaming pile of shiat
///grown ups 2 is still better than a lot of crap being put onto the big screens
 
2014-08-05 04:32:49 PM  
Question: Why did Adam Sandler talk to an 8-year-old?  Answer: Because Sandler needed
information.   (Such as, "Why the hell doesn't Drew Barrymore tell you to take a hike?")
 
2014-08-05 04:35:38 PM  

flynn80: Saw Taylor Swift singing a song to luekemia kid yesterday on the news, but I thought it was farked up that she was singing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together".


Hopefully, Sandler didn't sing the song he was "partially" finished with in "The Wedding Singer" -
its title: "Somebody Kill Me".
 
2014-08-05 04:45:58 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: robohobo: B.L.Z. Bub: Gestankfaust: robohobo: I can still smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off to Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Without fail. Also Grandma's Boy, though Sandler didn't star.

/cajun man was also funny
//opera man. not so much
\\\Sandlers records are good

Yer preaching to the "My diapers are too tight" crowd here. Those that somehow forgot what humor was....need only the serious humor of...um...I dunno what these morons watch for humor these days...

Yeah, he's so funny that you need to be high to appreciate it. Oh wait, that's not a compliment!

I don't NEED to be high, I appreciate being high. Ala John Stewart in Half Baked. Sorry to interrupt your viewing of the laughworthy hits on CBS.

Oh, such biting wit! If only I had pot I could be as clever as you!

/Dumbfark


Too bad you don't though, and we just have to listen to the same tired remarks over and over.
 
2014-08-05 04:54:34 PM  

bungle_jr: i enjoy adam sandler movies

just thought i'd come in and whiteknight him...genuinely

back when i had dvds, i had "wedding singer" "waterboy" "billy madison" & "happy gilmore" and watched them all very often...now if i catch one of those on tbs or whatever, i pretty much have to watch!

never understood the hate

and the hatred of rob schneider...sure, most of his movies haven't been so great, but deuce is hilarious, and his parts in adam's and other people's movies have been funny. plus whenever he happens to be in dallas he goes on the bo&jim morning show on 92.5 and he's always really funny on there

/jack & jill is a steaming pile of shiat
//pacino is strangely awesome in that steaming pile of shiat
///grown ups 2 is still better than a lot of crap being put onto the big screens


Yep, its just fashionably hipsterish to hate Sandler movies now.  Jack and Jill was terrible.  But the guy has made a ton of movies, they all can't be great.  Bet you that movie is not as bad as the worst thing some of you farkwads have done.
 
2014-08-05 10:16:10 PM  
Why I watch Billy Madison...... Link
 
2014-08-05 10:36:12 PM  

NicktheSmoker: bungle_jr: i enjoy adam sandler movies

just thought i'd come in and whiteknight him...genuinely

back when i had dvds, i had "wedding singer" "waterboy" "billy madison" & "happy gilmore" and watched them all very often...now if i catch one of those on tbs or whatever, i pretty much have to watch!

never understood the hate

and the hatred of rob schneider...sure, most of his movies haven't been so great, but deuce is hilarious, and his parts in adam's and other people's movies have been funny. plus whenever he happens to be in dallas he goes on the bo&jim morning show on 92.5 and he's always really funny on there

/jack & jill is a steaming pile of shiat
//pacino is strangely awesome in that steaming pile of shiat
///grown ups 2 is still better than a lot of crap being put onto the big screens

Yep, its just fashionably hipsterish to hate Sandler movies now.  Jack and Jill was terrible.  But the guy has made a ton of movies, they all can't be great.  Bet you that movie is not as bad as the worst thing some of you farkwads have done.


Dude, he ain't gonna sleep with you. Give it up.
 
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