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2014-08-04 01:15:31 AM
fta "The Lord told me ... if (the local sheriff doesn't) take away these arms from federal agents, we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war.

Whoa. All my invisible friend tells me is that it's ok to eat a whole carton of Ben & Jerry's.
 
2014-08-04 01:51:00 AM
Or... We could ignore him.
 
2014-08-04 01:52:29 AM
Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?
 
2014-08-04 03:30:48 AM

PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?


Because you never feed a troll.

A big, splashy you'll-never-take-me-alive-coppers! standoff is exactly what will 'vindicate' his cause and galvanize his followers, while a boring lien on his property will stir no passions but get the job done.
 
2014-08-04 07:09:54 AM
Funny how God never tells the crazies to knock that shiat off.
 
2014-08-04 07:23:40 AM
Cliven Bundy: God Told Me To Fight 'Civil War' Against Feds


Because the last civil war against the Feds went so well.
 
2014-08-04 07:47:33 AM
God doesnt protect you from bullets.
 
2014-08-04 07:47:39 AM
OK. Let's play. The Feds are the North. You are the South. Only difference is that nobody in the North gets so much as a splinter, and you get wiped out with your followers in Benny Hill quick time.
 
2014-08-04 07:48:38 AM
FTFA:
About 100 to 120 people attended Saturday's gathering, and Bundy questioned why more people were not present.
"Where is all of your college students? Where's our young and where's our old? Where's our black and where's our brown?" he asked. "Where are you people? Aren't you interested in freedom and liberty?"

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2014-08-04 07:49:33 AM

EvilEgg: Funny how God never tells the crazies to knock that shiat off.


It'd be nice if they loudly proclaimed their god-given mandate to... take the old lady down the street to the grocery store once a week. Or how Jesus will smite him for not giving away free shandys on a hot summer day.
 
2014-08-04 07:50:52 AM

Chariset: PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?

Because you never feed a troll.

A big, splashy you'll-never-take-me-alive-coppers! standoff is exactly what will 'vindicate' his cause and galvanize his followers, while a boring lien on his property will stir no passions but get the job done.


See also: our response to Russia.

Fighting when something seems wrong is a natural human urge, but sometimes it's better to choose not to fight and instead just choose to win.
 
2014-08-04 07:52:56 AM
Smart man, start working on that insanity plea early
 
2014-08-04 07:53:23 AM

Delta1212: Chariset: PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?

Because you never feed a troll.

A big, splashy you'll-never-take-me-alive-coppers! standoff is exactly what will 'vindicate' his cause and galvanize his followers, while a boring lien on his property will stir no passions but get the job done.

See also: our response to Russia.

Fighting when something seems wrong is a natural human urge, but sometimes it's better to choose not to fight and instead just choose to win.


A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
 
2014-08-04 07:56:16 AM
Cliven Bundy claims the April confrontation between the federal government and his armed supporters was part of an age-old spiritual battle between good and evil

Unfortunately for Clevis, he is on the wrong side of that battle.
 
2014-08-04 08:03:20 AM
Yeap, he's nuttier than a fruit cake.

Did he get that way shopping at the local Walnut?

Wish the Feds would quit pecanning on him.

Reminds me of another great American, Old Hickory.
 
2014-08-04 08:04:55 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Or... We could ignore him.


Not when he's pointing loaded weapons at federal agents, we can't.  I for one *like* this "rule of law" thing.  I think it's worked out well for humanity.
 
2014-08-04 08:05:50 AM
How does Bundy not fit the post-9/11 definition of "terrorist"? A nutjob is just a nutjob, but an armed nutjob can quickly become a clear and present danger. The only reason nobody seems willing to take him down is that a majority of law enforcement at all levels probably agrees with him.
 
2014-08-04 08:06:08 AM
"The Lord told me ... if (the local sheriff doesn't) take away these arms from federal agents, we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war. He said, 'This is your chance to straighten this thing up,'" Bundy said

I doubt she said anything about his situation besides, "he's nuckin' futs"

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2014-08-04 08:12:01 AM

PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?


Because he's a racist old white dude. He's the manifestation of Fox News' target demographic.

If he were a Hispanic rancher (even a third generation American), or someone who had openly spoken out against specific Republicans in his early rants, the talking heads would have been demanding his arrest, by any means necessary, within hours of the story breaking.
 
2014-08-04 08:14:03 AM
Right, but he's the exception, and not the rule, of the conservative movement. He's an isolated incident. Which is why his cause resonated with so many conservatives like Sean Hannity. But, remember, he's an isolated incident now.
 
2014-08-04 08:15:49 AM
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2014-08-04 08:16:00 AM

Muta: "The Lord told me ... if (the local sheriff doesn't) take away these arms from federal agents, we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war. He said, 'This is your chance to straighten this thing up,'" Bundy said

I doubt she said anything about his situation besides, "he's nuckin' futs"

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He and his "friends" - they've cracked the code.
 
2014-08-04 08:17:06 AM
Good luck with that.
 
2014-08-04 08:18:32 AM

EvilEgg: Funny how God never tells the crazies to knock that shiat off.


God only talks directly to you if you are his chosen, a modern day Joan of Arc set to accomplish great things in this world.

Most people here would agree that he should follow Joan's example, so long as he just skips to the end and DIAF.
 
2014-08-04 08:18:41 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Good luck with that.
 
2014-08-04 08:21:59 AM
People who have spoke to God:

Abraham
Mohamed
Joan d'Arc
Cliven Bundy
Schizophrenics
Punctuate that as you will
feel free to name more
 
2014-08-04 08:23:45 AM

RubberBandMan: People who have spoke to God:


Heap.


/mushrooms are a helluva drug
 
2014-08-04 08:25:42 AM

Delta1212: Chariset: PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?

Because you never feed a troll.

A big, splashy you'll-never-take-me-alive-coppers! standoff is exactly what will 'vindicate' his cause and galvanize his followers, while a boring lien on his property will stir no passions but get the job done.

See also: our response to Russia.

Fighting when something seems wrong is a natural human urge, but sometimes it's better to choose not to fight and instead just choose to win.


One is not like the other. This idiot is breaking laws and is attempting to start an insurrection. Not to mention the original defiance of the courts on several occasions.
 
2014-08-04 08:27:47 AM

RubberBandMan: People who have spoke to God:

Abraham
Mohamed
Joan d'Arc
Cliven Bundy
Schizophrenics
Punctuate that as you will
feel free to name more


Didn't God personally give a thumbs-up to no less than four of the 2012 Republican presidential primary candidates? The most visibly unstable ones, of course.
 
2014-08-04 08:32:21 AM

The Lizard People: RubberBandMan: People who have spoke to God:

Abraham
Mohamed
Joan d'Arc
Cliven Bundy
Schizophrenics
Punctuate that as you will
feel free to name more

Didn't God personally give a thumbs-up to no less than four of the 2012 Republican presidential primary candidates? The most visibly unstable ones, of course.


God must be trolling the Republican Party.  Otherwise he wouldn't be telling multiple Republicans that they are all his chosen one.

/or maybe he's too damn busy to worry about who's president
//or who's farking whom
 
2014-08-04 08:33:02 AM
I have no idea why republicans decided to rally behind this guy, but here we are.
 
2014-08-04 08:33:40 AM
 
2014-08-04 08:34:01 AM
Amazing that God only tells people to do what they intend to do anyway.

Also, one of the sidebar stories is: 89 Thoughts That Run Through A Woman's Head When She Looks At Dick Pics.  Just thought I'd point that out.
 
2014-08-04 08:35:36 AM
Heh... talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

You're a shiat-kicking, backwater, deadbeat moron, Mr. Bundy. Nothing more.
 
2014-08-04 08:35:53 AM
Given that God's supposedly actual documented words include "render unto Ceaser that which is Ceaser's ", I'm guessing that's not God he's hearing.
 
2014-08-04 08:39:02 AM
"The Lord told me ... if (the local sheriff doesn't) take away these arms from federal agents, we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war. He said, 'This is your chance to straighten this thing up,'" Bundy said, according to The Spectrum of St. George

He's full of shiat, there are no "yea"s or "verily"s.
 
2014-08-04 08:39:46 AM

keylock71: Heh... talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

You're a shiat-kicking, backwater, deadbeat moron, Mr. Bundy. Nothing more.


In fairness, so were the people that wrote the bible.
 
2014-08-04 08:41:27 AM

mksmith: How does Bundy not fit the post-9/11 definition of "terrorist"? A nutjob is just a nutjob, but an armed nutjob can quickly become a clear and present danger. The only reason nobody seems willing to take him down is that a majority of law enforcement at all levels probably agrees with him.


Because it's ok when Republicans do it.
 
2014-08-04 08:41:43 AM
Now with more Bundy!
images.dailykos.com
 
2014-08-04 08:44:30 AM

Grungehamster: EvilEgg: Funny how God never tells the crazies to knock that shiat off.

God only talks directly to you if you are his chosen, a modern day Joan of Arc set to accomplish great things in this world.

Most people here would agree that he should follow Joan's example, so long as he just skips to the end and DIAF.


God talks to me all the time. Usually it's, "Is that what you're wearing?", "Another beer?".  Sometimes it's, "I've asked you three times to take out the garbage. Go AFK, or I'm going to hit the circuit breaker." But she helps pay the rent, and likes to do all the shopping. ;p
 
2014-08-04 08:45:07 AM

EvilEgg: Funny how God never tells the crazies to knock that shiat off.


You haven't read the Talmud, Bible, or Koran have you?  This isn't really an outlier, it's the result of literal interpretation.  If there really is a god, he's a hell of a comedian.  Base faith on tenets of peace, secure peace through violence.  Hilarious.
 
2014-08-04 08:45:46 AM
"Bundy, a Mormon, told an Independent American Party gathering in St. George, Utah, on Saturday that God provided him personal inspiration "

Gonna just stop there.
 
2014-08-04 08:48:33 AM

HotWingConspiracy: keylock71: Heh... talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

You're a shiat-kicking, backwater, deadbeat moron, Mr. Bundy. Nothing more.

In fairness, so were the people that wrote the bible.


I doubt anyone is going to be reading and contemplating the wit and wisdom of Cliven Bundy is a few thousands years... : )
 
2014-08-04 09:00:32 AM
Sweet, now he's gone full "God speaks to me".

Prime time speaking slot at CPAC.  Book it.  Done.
 
2014-08-04 09:01:46 AM

keylock71: HotWingConspiracy: keylock71: Heh... talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

You're a shiat-kicking, backwater, deadbeat moron, Mr. Bundy. Nothing more.

In fairness, so were the people that wrote the bible.

I doubt anyone is going to be reading and contemplating the wit and wisdom of Cliven Bundy is a few thousands years... : )


I'm just gonna continue fapping to Song of Solomon.
 
2014-08-04 09:07:33 AM

PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?


I'd like to hope it's because the government knows the crackpots at his ranch are going to disperse all on their own eventually, which will make a much quieter eventual arrest without a large number of armed insane people standing around looking for a martyr.
 
2014-08-04 09:07:47 AM

xanadian: keylock71: HotWingConspiracy: keylock71: Heh... talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

You're a shiat-kicking, backwater, deadbeat moron, Mr. Bundy. Nothing more.

In fairness, so were the people that wrote the bible.

I doubt anyone is going to be reading and contemplating the wit and wisdom of Cliven Bundy is a few thousands years... : )

I'm just gonna continue fapping to Song of Solomon.


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"Let Sloth sing you the song of my peoples!!"
 
2014-08-04 09:08:58 AM

RubberBandMan: People who have spoke to God:

Abraham
Mohamed
Joan d'Arc
Cliven Bundy
Schizophrenics
Punctuate that as you will
feel free to name more


Actually? Millions of people talk to God
only a few claim God replied
fewer still believe God gave them specific instructions and weaponry
 
2014-08-04 09:12:38 AM

Target Builder: PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?

I'd like to hope it's because the government knows the crackpots at his ranch are going to disperse all on their own eventually, which will make a much quieter eventual arrest without a large number of armed insane people standing around looking for a martyr.


I think you're right on that.
 
2014-08-04 09:17:03 AM

clkeagle: PreMortem: Pretty sure he just broke a few laws there. Seditious conspiracy, insurrection, treason come to mind. Why isn't this nutbag in jail/mental hospital yet?

Because he's a racist old white dude. He's the manifestation of Fox News' target demographic.

If he were a Hispanic rancher (even a third generation American), or someone who had openly spoken out against specific Republicans in his early rants, the talking heads would have been demanding his arrest, by any means necessary, within hours of the story breaking.


Daily Show on how white dude with a gun is handled vs. black dude with a gun.
 
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