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2014-08-04 01:11:04 AM  
I think we all know who is truly responsible for this:

clatl.com
 
2014-08-04 01:32:48 AM  
This often occurs with wild animals but is more common with deer and alligators

Enjoy your swim.
 
2014-08-04 02:03:04 AM  

fusillade762: This often occurs with wild animals but is more common with deer and alligators

Enjoy your swim.


I kind of feel like I'd be more afraid of being in the water with a pig.
 
2014-08-04 02:06:09 AM  
Based on their lack of discrimination as to what they'll eat.
 
2014-08-04 05:12:38 AM  
Naaahhh... call me again when they're flying...
 
2014-08-04 05:17:57 AM  
They can't sweat so.. good on this pig.
 
2014-08-04 05:23:03 AM  

Sid_6.7: I think we all know who is truly responsible for this:

[clatl.com image 292x391]


Wasn't expecting a True Blood reference.  Well played.
 
2014-08-04 05:26:28 AM  
Would the salt water act as a marinade of some sort, creating extra juicyness? Article failed to say what family did with said pig after capturing it.
 
2014-08-04 05:27:00 AM  
s15.postimg.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Beach

This isn't surprising behavior from a pig.
 
2014-08-04 05:42:53 AM  
I read the headline as

'Do you like your bacon extra sexy

/Need coffee and glasses
 
2014-08-04 06:03:09 AM  

Aar1012: I read the headline as

'Do you like your bacon extra sexy

/Need coffee and glasses


Or just a beer or two
 
2014-08-04 06:05:45 AM  
Yeah, when pigs fly.
 
2014-08-04 06:09:02 AM  

Aar1012: I read the headline as

'Do you like your bacon extra sexy

/Need coffee and glasses


Does it come any other way?
 
2014-08-04 06:33:13 AM  
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.
 
2014-08-04 06:50:56 AM  
Pigs have found the philosopher's stone, they can transmute worthless vegetables into BACON. That my friends is magic.

I dare science to match the feat.
 
2014-08-04 07:21:17 AM  
This often occurs with wild animals but is more common with deer and alligators,'

Alligators?  Who the fark knew?
 
2014-08-04 07:25:44 AM  
Rarely do I literally LOL while reading an article, but the image of 2 pigs swimming in towards vacationers on a beach, did it for me.
 
2014-08-04 07:29:58 AM  
Just another pig refusing to cover up at the beach.
 
2014-08-04 07:38:42 AM  
This is a good time for a Fark/SYFY movie name contest.

I'll start off with "Octopig".
 
2014-08-04 07:47:43 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.


It has to be one charming motherfarking pig
 
2014-08-04 07:58:49 AM  
I wonder if the salt water helps them get rid of parasites on their skin.
 
2014-08-04 08:29:14 AM  
I was expecting this to be about some guy jizzing all over someone's breakfast. You know, like a guy sits at a table in a diner, and a waiter comes along and says, "excuse me, do you like your bacon extra salty?" and then whips out his cock and sprays cum all over the dude's food.

But the pig story is kinda amusing too.
 
2014-08-04 08:47:51 AM  
Reminds me of that animal from The Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy in HHGTTG:

"I have bining myself daily in the sea for a month, my good sir."
 
2014-08-04 09:05:33 AM  
Home of Ralph the Swimming Pig. Don't do this sober.

craphound.com
 
2014-08-04 09:58:23 AM  
Do you know...the muffin man?

/got nothin
 
2014-08-04 10:14:02 AM  

Teaser: Just another pig refusing to cover up at the beach.


i.ytimg.com

Yeah, have a little modesty.
 
2014-08-04 10:29:38 AM  
Now that's some salty bacon! Beachgoer's surprise when they see a PIG go for a swim in the sea


With exactly 100% no pictures of a pig swimming in the ocean.  Nice jorb as usual.
 
2014-08-04 11:13:14 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-04 11:33:19 AM  

Gaylord Fister: I was expecting this to be about some guy jizzing all over someone's breakfast. You know, like a guy sits at a table in a diner, and a waiter comes along and says, "excuse me, do you like your bacon extra salty?" and then whips out his cock and sprays cum all over the dude's food.

But the pig story is kinda amusing too.


I don't know why, but I half expected the story to be about a guy caught getting a blow job from a pig.

/I need more beer
 
2014-08-04 12:07:18 PM  

macross87: [31.media.tumblr.com image 400x314]


It's just a little slimy, it's still good. It's still good!
 
2014-08-04 02:31:48 PM  
fappomatic - "it escaped from a secret Gov'ment lab - SharktoPIG!  Part shark, part Octopus, ALL TASTY!  You think it's the prey, then you begin to pray!  TONIGHT!  On SyFy!!!!"
 
2014-08-04 11:59:08 PM  
salt no, but i do butter my bacon once and a while.

/no heart attack yet
//half way to dead (over 50)
///just one stroke and counting
 
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