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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister   (kctv5.com) divider line 45
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2014-08-03 09:15:05 PM
Big deal.
Try raising money for a same sex dog wedding in Kansas.
 
2014-08-03 09:22:18 PM
Two girls, one bake sale.


The girls' babysitter, who was ordained on the Internet, even served as the dogs' minister.

Eh. I'm ordained on the Internet, too. Church of the Apathetic Agnostic. ♫We don't know and we don't care, doo-dah, doo-dah♫
 
2014-08-03 09:43:35 PM

fusillade762: Two girls, one bake sale.


Two girls enter! One girl leaves!
 
2014-08-03 10:30:26 PM
Fox News warned us! They said if we let the gays marry, that people marrying turtles would be next.

Who can deny now that turtle marriage is just around the corner?
 
2014-08-03 11:11:55 PM
If the right doesn't lose their mind about this, then the whole Sanctity of Marriage argument should go out the window.
 
2014-08-03 11:48:00 PM

fusillade762: Two girls, one bake sale.


The girls' babysitter, who was ordained on the Internet, even served as the dogs' minister.

Eh. I'm ordained on the Internet, too. Church of the Apathetic Agnostic. ♫We don't know and we don't care, doo-dah, doo-dah♫


Ok Pepsi shot through my nose. Thank you, that was the funniest thing that I read all day.

/bwahahaha, still laughing
 
2014-08-03 11:48:05 PM
So they scammed some folks out of money in the name of charity.
 
2014-08-03 11:50:23 PM
Well, I certainly hope they had a business permit, a proper DBA for tax filings, and were adequately bonded.

Ohhhh...I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free...


/sorry
 
2014-08-03 11:50:43 PM
Ultrafark: proceeds were not confiscated by state for failure to obtain business license and collect/remit sales-tax.
 
2014-08-03 11:51:17 PM
Dog weddings. Where are the conservative God-botherers when you need them?
 
2014-08-03 11:51:31 PM

fusillade762: Two girls, one bake sale.


The girls' babysitter, who was ordained on the Internet, even served as the dogs' minister.

Eh. I'm ordained on the Internet, too. Church of the Apathetic Agnostic. ♫We don't know and we don't care, doo-dah, doo-dah♫


nice

/we're done here
 
2014-08-03 11:52:15 PM
If it was cats and dogs getting married, I'd be worried.
 
2014-08-03 11:52:37 PM
Can the dogs get an annulment if they do not consummate? I really need to know quick.
 
2014-08-03 11:53:00 PM

Solty Dog: If the right doesn't lose their mind about this, then the whole Sanctity of Marriage argument should go out the window.


WilderKWight: Dog weddings. Where are the conservative God-botherers when you need them?


I don't think they're legal weddings, guys.
 
2014-08-03 11:54:14 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I don't think they're legal weddings, guys.


Really? What makes you think that? Sounds legit from the article.
 
2014-08-03 11:55:00 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Solty Dog: If the right doesn't lose their mind about this, then the whole Sanctity of Marriage argument should go out the window.

WilderKWight: Dog weddings. Where are the conservative God-botherers when you need them?

I don't think they're legal weddings, guys.


Since you responded to em you have to clean up their drool
 
2014-08-04 12:00:28 AM
What a wonderfully heartwarming story. Good on you, gals.
 
2014-08-04 12:00:45 AM
You see what happens when we let gays marry?!? Now, even dogs are getting married!  What next?  Cats?
 
2014-08-04 12:03:48 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: I don't think they're legal weddings, guys.


Without a proper bachelor party, damn right they ain't.
 
2014-08-04 12:04:22 AM

fusillade762: Two girls, one bake sale.


The girls' babysitter, who was ordained on the Internet, even served as the dogs' minister.

Eh. I'm ordained on the Internet, too. Church of the Apathetic Agnostic. ♫We don't know and we don't care, doo-dah, doo-dah♫


Just submitted my application for replacement documentation of ordination. I was pretty excited to see that our church still exists.
 
2014-08-04 12:06:06 AM

Old Man Winter: Can the dogs get an annulment if they do not consummate? I really need to know quick.


I bet they already consummated, and that's why they needed a wedding.
 
2014-08-04 12:06:16 AM

Old Man Winter: Can the dogs get an annulment if they do not consummate? I really need to know quick.


I believe TFA said the dogs already had a puppy together.
 
2014-08-04 12:06:34 AM

whatshisname: If it was cats and dogs getting married, I'd be worried.


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Agrees.
 
2014-08-04 12:07:16 AM
I hope the legislature reduces the budget of the animal shelter an amount equal to whatever the state is now going to have to waste defending humans-only marriage.
 
2014-08-04 12:09:55 AM

Prof. Frink: Ultrafark: proceeds were not confiscated by state for failure to obtain business license and collect/remit sales-tax.


I'm kinda suprised they weren't raided, tasered, and sharing a cell with Bubba and Lester.
 
2014-08-04 12:37:30 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: I don't think they're legal weddings, guys.


They are "Faith Based" which is even better
 
2014-08-04 12:54:49 AM

RedVentrue: Old Man Winter: Can the dogs get an annulment if they do not consummate? I really need to know quick.

I bet they already consummated, and that's why they needed a wedding.


It was shotgun wedding and the old dogs wished 'em well. It goes to show you never can tell.
 
2014-08-04 12:57:30 AM
How much does it cost to let one dog lick another dogs ass?
 
2014-08-04 01:12:58 AM
Only in kansas would they assume their dogs are living in sin...
 
2014-08-04 01:42:51 AM

baconbeard: How much does it cost to let one dog lick another dogs ass?


That's always extra. Or so I've heard.
 
2014-08-04 02:24:08 AM
Wait, this still isn't news. This is just kinda silly.
 
2014-08-04 02:35:20 AM
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2014-08-04 02:54:06 AM
Two girls, one pup?
 
2014-08-04 03:34:05 AM

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Rats off to ya!
 
2014-08-04 06:01:44 AM

nickdaisy: Who can deny now that turtle marriage is just around the corner?


Maybe, but they're turtles: it'll be a while before they get here.
 
2014-08-04 07:39:37 AM
They raised $155, with half going to the Olathe Animal Control and the other half going to the ceremony.

$155.00?  That's kind of pathetic really.  $77.50 went to the shelter.

Last year I donated $100.00 of Purina dog chow to a local shelter and I certainly didn't expect media coverage for it.
 
2014-08-04 07:43:53 AM
My dog prefers living in sin
 
2014-08-04 07:56:33 AM
Oh the ever-loving  laughter through dust reading this and the replies.
 
2014-08-04 08:39:39 AM

baconbeard: How much does it cost to let one dog lick another dogs ass?


I've got a $1.38 in my pocket and am felling adventurous!
 
2014-08-04 09:30:50 AM
"was culminated" ???
 
2014-08-04 09:48:14 AM
Do you Mister Fluffernutter take Taffy to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish, through sickness and in health, if so, sniff your balls.

So in the power vested in me, I now pronounce you cur and biatch.

You may now sniff the bride's b-hole.
 
2014-08-04 10:22:56 AM
at least those dogs had the common decency to get straight married.
 
2014-08-04 10:27:45 AM

Danger Avoid Death: RedVentrue: Old Man Winter: Can the dogs get an annulment if they do not consummate? I really need to know quick.

I bet they already consummated, and that's why they needed a wedding.

It was shotgun wedding and the old dogs wished 'em well. It goes to show you never can tell.


Damn it, now I want taco bell
 
2014-08-04 11:12:10 AM
In before: "See libutardos, we told you this is what would happen when the gheys start marrying..."
 
2014-08-04 08:36:44 PM
Was one of the girls named Dorothy Gale, and one of the dogs named Toto?
("She bit you?" / "No...her dog." / "Oh....she bit her dog!")
 
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