Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?
thomasvista: The damn news station couldn't even get the town right. this happened in Coral Springs, not Coral Gables. Not even in the same county.......
numbone: As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.
Guilty_plea_bargain: Fortunately y, they do not need to proofread a six paragraph, poorly written article to stay employed.
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jayphat: Interior crocodile alligator needs to be interior.
Jim_Callahan: Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?Probably legal, probably not a good idea. The bigger gators especially are rather known for not really giving two shiats about anything short of a perfect shot, and for being a farkload faster than you probably think they are.If you see an alligator in a residential area (not unusual in water-adjacent areas in FL, I'd suspect), call animal control, don't fark with it yourself. Same as bears in the general southern and northwestern US, cougars in the southwest, etc. Animal control will know when it's legal (and appropriate) to kill it as opposed to just chasing it back into the wilds.
Prof. Frink: numbone: As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.I don't think using the front door is considered good manners anymore. After I moved to my new house, I kicked down my neighbor's front door, walked in, and masturbated into the cremains urn on the mantle, and everyone was mad at me.
Wake Up Sheeple: "The Alonso's home backs up to a canal, and the gator could have been out for a late-night stroll."It's not like gators are common, or even live nearby, right? How dare they... walk around from the backyard.
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