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(KPHO Phoenix)   Honey, would you see who's at the front door? OH CRAP   (kpho.com) divider line 72
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2014-08-03 09:07:47 PM  
Candygram
 
2014-08-03 09:18:34 PM  
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2014-08-03 09:42:37 PM  
Honey, it's for you!
 
2014-08-03 09:50:11 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-03 09:52:50 PM  
melindacopp.com
 
2014-08-03 09:55:37 PM  
Pick your poison: Gator at the front door, orrrrrrrrr... crocodile in the shower?
 
2014-08-03 10:56:13 PM  
The damn news station couldn't even get the town right. this happened in Coral Springs, not Coral Gables. Not even in the same county.......
 
2014-08-03 10:56:45 PM  
Honey, get the encyclopedia. We're going to settle it. Is it a crocodile or an alligator?
 
2014-08-03 11:00:38 PM  
This is what happens when you let gays marry?
 
2014-08-03 11:00:58 PM  
9' is barely above average. Pussies.
 
2014-08-03 11:01:38 PM  
What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?
 
2014-08-03 11:04:50 PM  

Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?



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2014-08-03 11:05:23 PM  
Don't put it out with your boots, ted!

/drtfa
 
2014-08-03 11:07:02 PM  
As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.
 
2014-08-03 11:08:15 PM  
Interior crocodile alligator needs to be interior.
 
2014-08-03 11:08:26 PM  
Yet another reason to not live in Florida...
 
2014-08-03 11:08:58 PM  
(Ding-dong)

Caiman!
 
2014-08-03 11:15:15 PM  
"The Alonso's home backs up to a canal, and the gator could have been out for a late-night stroll."

It's not like gators are common, or even live nearby, right? How dare they... walk around from the backyard.
 
2014-08-03 11:15:46 PM  
Dear, your mother's here.
 
2014-08-03 11:15:59 PM  
Fortunately y, they do not need to proofread a six paragraph, poorly written article to stay employed.
 
2014-08-03 11:17:24 PM  

thomasvista: The damn news station couldn't even get the town right. this happened in Coral Springs, not Coral Gables. Not even in the same county.......


I'm sure it's happened in both towns.
 
2014-08-03 11:17:32 PM  

numbone: As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.


I don't think using the front door is considered good manners anymore. After I moved to my new house, I kicked down my neighbor's front door, walked in, and masturbated into the cremains urn on the mantle, and everyone was mad at me.
 
2014-08-03 11:18:24 PM  
"Honey, tell the gator the service entrance is around the back."
 
2014-08-03 11:18:51 PM  

Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?


Probably legal, probably not a good idea.  The bigger gators especially are rather known for not really giving two shiats about anything short of a perfect shot, and for being a farkload faster than you probably think they are.

If you see an alligator in a residential area (not unusual in water-adjacent areas in FL, I'd suspect), call animal control, don't fark with it yourself.  Same as bears in the general southern and northwestern US, cougars in the southwest, etc.  Animal control will know when it's legal (and appropriate) to kill it as opposed to just chasing it back into the wilds.
 
2014-08-03 11:20:38 PM  
George Zimmerman?
 
2014-08-03 11:21:43 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Fortunately y, they do not need to proofread a six paragraph, poorly written article to stay employed.


Tell me y you did that on purpose, Mr. Kettle.
 
2014-08-03 11:22:28 PM  
Prof. Frink

numbone: As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.

I don't think using the front door is considered good manners anymore. After I moved to my new house, I kicked down my neighbor's front door, walked in, and masturbated into the cremains urn on the mantle, and everyone was mad at me.


Damn Neanderthal, you should have put the lid back on the urn.
 
2014-08-03 11:22:39 PM  
Makes it very difficult for Pizza delivery during Sharknado Week.
 
2014-08-03 11:23:36 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
Oak
2014-08-03 11:26:51 PM  
The wife in question is a Wisconsin nymphomaniac?
 
2014-08-03 11:29:52 PM  

Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?


Not legal
 
2014-08-03 11:31:37 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [31.media.tumblr.com image 400x310]


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2014-08-03 11:34:22 PM  

Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?


Not legal. Back when I was a kid, we'd hunt gators from airboats at night and bring in a dozen little ones for meat.

Then gators were declared endangered. Now we are overwhelmed with them.

I have nuisance gators often here in the upper 'glades.
Shoot, shovel, and shut up.
 
2014-08-03 11:34:26 PM  

People Who Annoy You: George Zimmerman?


I didn't see skittles
 
2014-08-03 11:36:29 PM  
I came home from work once and found a skunk on my front porch.  Decided to go run some errands and eat dinner out.
 
2014-08-03 11:36:46 PM  
eclectikrelaxation.com
 
2014-08-03 11:40:23 PM  

jayphat: Interior crocodile alligator needs to be interior.


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2014-08-03 11:40:35 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?

Probably legal, probably not a good idea.  The bigger gators especially are rather known for not really giving two shiats about anything short of a perfect shot, and for being a farkload faster than you probably think they are.

If you see an alligator in a residential area (not unusual in water-adjacent areas in FL, I'd suspect), call animal control, don't fark with it yourself.  Same as bears in the general southern and northwestern US, cougars in the southwest, etc.  Animal control will know when it's legal (and appropriate) to kill it as opposed to just chasing it back into the wilds.


Very much illegal unless a human life is in imminent danger, otherwise you call the State Nuisance Alligator Program (1-866-392-4286) SNAP is the only legal way for homeowners to deal with problem alligators.

/valid in Florida only, other states may vary
 
2014-08-03 11:42:00 PM  

Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?


Illegal without a permit, and generally a stupid idea to make "stew" out of gator meat. And unless you live in 1970's Miami, do us a favor and don't wear gator skin boots, k? K.
 
2014-08-03 11:43:11 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [31.media.tumblr.com image 400x310]


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2014-08-03 11:44:53 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Solty Dog: What the legality of shooting one of these and getting some good stew and possibly some boots?

Probably legal, probably not a good idea.  The bigger gators especially are rather known for not really giving two shiats about anything short of a perfect shot, and for being a farkload faster than you probably think they are.

If you see an alligator in a residential area (not unusual in water-adjacent areas in FL, I'd suspect), call animal control, don't fark with it yourself.  Same as bears in the general southern and northwestern US, cougars in the southwest, etc.  Animal control will know when it's legal (and appropriate) to kill it as opposed to just chasing it back into the wilds.


Exactly.  Having spent a fair amount of my childhood over in Louisiana, there is basically only ONE spot to dispatch a gator...to do otherwise may involve you as the next taste treat!

*nom* *nom* *nom*
 
2014-08-03 11:45:26 PM  

Prof. Frink: numbone: As a first time guest, at least the gator had the manners to use the front door.

I don't think using the front door is considered good manners anymore. After I moved to my new house, I kicked down my neighbor's front door, walked in, and masturbated into the cremains urn on the mantle, and everyone was mad at me.


Dad?
 
2014-08-03 11:46:02 PM  
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ally.
Ally who?
 
2014-08-03 11:46:29 PM  
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2014-08-03 11:50:27 PM  

Wake Up Sheeple: "The Alonso's home backs up to a canal, and the gator could have been out for a late-night stroll."

It's not like gators are common, or even live nearby, right? How dare they... walk around from the backyard.


Look at it eating Crackers like it owns the place.
 
2014-08-03 11:55:03 PM  

Notabunny: Candygram


Thread was over right here.
 
2014-08-04 12:12:41 AM  
Someone's at the do'.
Someone's at the do'.

Someone's at the do'.


Someone's at the do'.
Someone's at the do'.
Someone's at the do'.


Someone's at the do'.

/obscure much?
 
2014-08-04 12:25:39 AM  
"They heard a knock at the door"

Wonder if the rest of the story is made-up bullshiat too
 
2014-08-04 12:27:49 AM  
Could be worse.  When you have a scaly, cold blooded animal hanging around your door, it's better an alligator than a lawyer.  Am I right?
 
2014-08-04 12:30:28 AM  
Ho lee crap.

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