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(Huffington Post)   The terrorists have discovered eggnog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 6
    More: Scary, Pharmachem Laboratories in Totowa, WABC-TV  
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9586 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2014 at 5:52 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-03 05:55:09 PM  
5 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: But are the other nogs safe?


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Except for the leg he's fine.
2014-08-03 06:01:47 PM  
3 votes:
Let loose the nogs of war!
2014-08-03 06:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-08-03 06:35:23 PM  
1 votes:
How powerful was it in nutmegatons?
2014-08-03 06:11:26 PM  
1 votes:
Big deal. I know a terrorist who drinks eggnog and bourbon every Christmas and proceeds to ruin the holiday for everyone around them.

Wait ... that's not a terrorist. That's my alcoholic sister. Meh ... same thing.
2014-08-03 05:58:02 PM  
1 votes:
"Pharmachem produces ingredients that flavor foods. Workers say they had just started on a new recipe for eggnog when the blast occurred. "

Sources say that while they're considering it a novel experiment, adding C4 plastic explosives to the mix for stability might not have been in the best interest of the company despite exploding off the shelves...
 
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