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(Huffington Post)   The terrorists have discovered eggnog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
    More: Scary, Pharmachem Laboratories in Totowa, WABC-TV  
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2014-08-03 04:46:00 PM
But are the other nogs safe?
 
2014-08-03 05:09:24 PM
TIL cinnamon, clove, allspice and cardamom are incendiary.
 
2014-08-03 05:55:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: But are the other nogs safe?


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Except for the leg he's fine.
 
2014-08-03 05:58:02 PM
"Pharmachem produces ingredients that flavor foods. Workers say they had just started on a new recipe for eggnog when the blast occurred. "

Sources say that while they're considering it a novel experiment, adding C4 plastic explosives to the mix for stability might not have been in the best interest of the company despite exploding off the shelves...
 
2014-08-03 05:59:03 PM

fusillade762: FirstNationalBastard: But are the other nogs safe?

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Except for the leg he's fine.


The lingering PTSD probably isn't helping things.
 
2014-08-03 06:00:07 PM
fark eggnog, coquito's where it's at during the holidays.
 
2014-08-03 06:00:07 PM
Great, now I can't bring eggnog on the airplane.
 
2014-08-03 06:01:47 PM
Let loose the nogs of war!
 
2014-08-03 06:02:08 PM
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Exploding eggnog flavorings.
Exploding eggnog flav
BOOOOM! BOOOOOM!
 
2014-08-03 06:04:25 PM
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2014-08-03 06:04:47 PM

make me some tea: TIL cinnamon, clove, allspice and cardamom are incendiary.


They might be but I'm extremely confident that none of those things were involved in the explosion.
 
2014-08-03 06:06:31 PM
Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.
 
2014-08-03 06:06:35 PM
Coleman the richest butler who ever lived seen fleeing the area.
 
2014-08-03 06:08:13 PM

fusillade762: FirstNationalBastard: But are the other nogs safe?

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Except for the leg he's fine.


That kid went through so much shiat, he deserves his own series.

I mean, come on. Dude saved the Federation and didn't even want to. Damn.
 
2014-08-03 06:10:08 PM
Pharmachem Laboratories... food flavorings.  lol, sounds like something out of dystopian fiction
 
2014-08-03 06:11:26 PM
Big deal. I know a terrorist who drinks eggnog and bourbon every Christmas and proceeds to ruin the holiday for everyone around them.

Wait ... that's not a terrorist. That's my alcoholic sister. Meh ... same thing.
 
2014-08-03 06:17:16 PM
The terrorists have won!
 
2014-08-03 06:18:56 PM

TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.


What a sweet way to go though.
 
2014-08-03 06:26:18 PM

TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.


Immortalized by Tom Rowe of Schooner Fare sung by his son's group)
 
2014-08-03 06:29:55 PM
I knew that stuff was dangerous.
 
2014-08-03 06:35:23 PM
How powerful was it in nutmegatons?
 
2014-08-03 06:52:23 PM
Every Christmas party they would tease me because I wouldn't drink the Egg Nog. "It's dangerous" I told them but they didn't believe me. No. "It could kill you" I told them but they just kept on laughing at me. "It might explode" I told them. Look! There's your proof! Who's laughing now?

// No, actually for me it's because of the lactose. Up until my mid-20's I used to chug milk by the gallon and then suddenly...
 
2014-08-03 07:03:28 PM
ZOMG! NOW THEY ARE BLOWING UP BEER!
 
2014-08-03 07:08:11 PM
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That blew up... like a boss.
 
2014-08-03 07:18:56 PM

TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.


I imagine it went down much like the guy run down by the steamroller.
 
2014-08-03 07:24:48 PM

TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.


I've never been to Boston so I can't verify it, but some people claim you can still smell molasses on hot days.
 
2014-08-03 07:25:16 PM

vodka: Pharmachem Laboratories... food flavorings.  lol, sounds like something out of dystopian fiction


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2014-08-03 07:28:23 PM

TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.


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...and watch your career go down with it...
 
2014-08-03 07:45:33 PM
I blew the entire back wall of my bathroom out once, but I wasn't drinking egg nog. Does that count?
 
2014-08-03 07:48:52 PM
They can have my eggnog when they pry it from my cold dead... Oh wait, I hate eggnog, blow it up all you want guys.
 
2014-08-03 07:52:57 PM
The entire rear of the building was blown out.

Yeah, um... that happens when I have too many eggs.  Sorry 'bout that.
 
2014-08-03 07:59:31 PM
Eggnog, who thought that one up?

"I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes!!"

You know what eggnog really is? You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell ya....

...It's elf cum!!!

You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass.


-Dave Attell
 
2014-08-03 08:13:37 PM
No need to weaponize eggnog, that stuff is lethal as is.
 
2014-08-03 08:36:27 PM
Give me Chipwich, or give me death!!
 
2014-08-03 08:40:10 PM
"People could have been killed - normal operation, you'd have had five, ten people working in there - that's how violent the explosion was," Del Vecchio said. "The damage was in the millions OVER 9000."

/Obligatory
 
2014-08-03 08:43:35 PM

Badgers: TwistedFark: Nothing beats the great molasses flood of 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

21 people dead - imagine being pulled down and drowned by a swirling, bubbling goo of molasses. Yikes.

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...and watch your career go down with it...


So basically it'd be like being drowned in Jagermeister?
 
2014-08-03 11:53:14 PM
FTFA: The entire rear of the building was blown out.

Eggnog makes my rear blow out as well.
 
2014-08-04 01:57:58 AM
Cool! They'll be sitting next to a fire wearing sweatervests in no time.

/sweatervests are a symptom of eggnog.
//eggnog-the highwater mark of society
///...doomed.
 
2014-08-04 03:57:50 AM
Vanilla Extract and a spark...And/Or  the stuff fermented and produced alcohol..That's my theory..
 
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