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(KATU)   It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree criminal trespass   (katu.com) divider line 14
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2014-08-03 05:53:26 PM  
How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?
 
2014-08-03 06:21:13 PM  
That's a great bridge to walk across. I used the pedestrian, safe, walkway.

/scaredy cat
 
2014-08-03 07:36:26 PM  

fusillade762: How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?


Very carefully.
 
2014-08-03 07:36:49 PM  
He did that..... Like a boss.
i.ytimg.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AejdvwzF7J0
 
2014-08-03 07:37:50 PM  
I really don't have anything to say about this, so I'll settle for Leon:

I'm up on the tight wire
one side's ice and one is fire
it's a circus game with you and me
I'm up on the tightrope
one side's hate and one is hope
but the top hat on my head is all you see
And the wire seems to be
the only place for me
a comedy of errors
and I'm falling

Like a rubber-neck giraffe
you look into my past
well maybe you're just to blind to - see
I'm up in the spotlight
ohh does it feel right
ohh the altitude
seems to get to me

I'm up on the tight wire
flanked by life and the funeral pyre
putting on a show
for you to see

Like a rubber-neck giraffe
you look into my past
well maybe you're just too blind to - see
I'm up in the spotlight
ohh does it feel right
ohh the altitude
really gets to get to me

I'm up on the tight wire
flanked by life and the funeral pyre
putting on a show for you to see

 
2014-08-03 07:44:03 PM  
Benjamin Nathan Lovitz, 21, was charged with second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree criminal trespass.

i.imgur.com

Yeah, that's my son! He was tightrope walking two hundred... two thousand and 70 feet in the air. Actually, tightrope hopping. On his hands! One finger! Yeah, that's the ticket. His mother is Morgan Fairchild.
 
2014-08-03 07:49:55 PM  

fusillade762: How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?


He created a disturbance and caused the bridge to be shut down.
That was the disorderly conduct part.
 
2014-08-03 07:56:11 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: fusillade762: How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?

He created a disturbance and caused the bridge to be shut down.
That was the disorderly conduct part.


Don't forget resisting arrest. He did not comply when they told him to get down immediate. I'm surprised they didn't taze him.
 
2014-08-03 08:11:20 PM  

Solty Dog: Herr Flick's Revenge: fusillade762: How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?

He created a disturbance and caused the bridge to be shut down.
That was the disorderly conduct part.

Don't forget resisting arrest. He did not comply when they told him to get down immediate. I'm surprised they didn't taze him.


I don't think the wires on a tazer are long enough to reach all the way up there.
 
2014-08-03 09:07:13 PM  

fusillade762: Solty Dog: Herr Flick's Revenge: fusillade762: How do you walk a tightrope in a disorderly fashion?

He created a disturbance and caused the bridge to be shut down.
That was the disorderly conduct part.

Don't forget resisting arrest. He did not comply when they told him to get down immediate. I'm surprised they didn't taze him.

I don't think the wires on a tazer are long enough to reach all the way up there.


Could have bean bagged or rubber bulleted him though.
 
2014-08-03 09:52:36 PM  
Not even the slightest attempt at a funny headline?

-1
 
2014-08-03 11:54:28 PM  
So, he made it all the way across on the wire, right? The article just says he came down.
 
2014-08-04 02:11:30 AM  

JoieD'Zen: That's a great bridge to walk across. I used the pedestrian, safe, walkway.

/scaredy cat


Did you see him?  I was home all day so I missed the show.  I'm not sure I would have seen him anyway, I usually ride my bike across the lower deck.
 
2014-08-04 10:42:19 AM  
All the cool kids hang themselves off the Steel Bridge eye level with the Amtrak passenger car windows.
 
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