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(ABC 27)   Pro-tip: When breaking into a house, do not make pot-laced brownies at said house   (abc27.com) divider line 28
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2014-08-03 05:59:51 PM
Police say the boys were found with drug paraphernalia and more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

Gee, that's a head-scratcher. Anyone have any idea what it could have been?
 
2014-08-03 06:36:04 PM
Did they at least leave some of the brownies for the homeowners, or did they bogart them all?
 
2014-08-03 07:18:50 PM
They made brownies..... like a boss makes noodles.
www.foodrepublic.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ
 
2014-08-03 07:20:13 PM

fusillade762: Police say the boys were found with drug paraphernalia and more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

Gee, that's a head-scratcher. Anyone have any idea what it could have been?


I guess it could have been PCP. They didn't specifically say what they were laced with.

PCP brownies would probably suck, though. I wouldn't want those.
 
2014-08-03 07:20:24 PM
You're not the boss of me, man.
 
2014-08-03 07:23:18 PM
Even if it's shiat pot that goes for $100/oz that's still $3200 worth of pot. My BS meter is calling for more and better details.
 
2014-08-03 07:25:07 PM
Dead wrong subby. If you break into my house your ass better leave me some pot brownies.
 
2014-08-03 07:33:25 PM

Earthworm Jim Jones: Dead wrong subby. If you break into my house your ass better leave me some pot brownies.


I suddenly want to see a serial criminal who breaks into people's houses to bake pot brownies. Then they leave them on the counter and steal nothing.

It would still legally be burglary.
 
2014-08-03 07:52:28 PM
more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

you're not supposed to weigh the eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate, and butter along with the pot.
 
2014-08-03 07:57:05 PM
meth brownies?
 
2014-08-03 07:57:19 PM

Ehcks: Earthworm Jim Jones: Dead wrong subby. If you break into my house your ass better leave me some pot brownies.

I suddenly want to see a serial criminal who breaks into people's houses to bake pot brownies. Then they leave them on the counter and steal nothing.

It would still legally be burglary.


Charges dismissed on the grounds of... um, what we're we talking about?
 
2014-08-03 07:58:07 PM
were. Auto-correct clearly took a toke.
 
2014-08-03 08:10:12 PM
I once had pot brownies, topped with magic shrooms. It was one of the best highs in my entire life.

On a semi-related note, I've started watching True Detective, and am I alone in thinking that a combination of meth and LSD would actually be a lot of fun? Stupid, yes. Fun? Hmmm....
 
2014-08-03 08:18:48 PM
You could make enough pot brownies to get the entire town high with two pounds of weed.
 
2014-08-03 08:18:58 PM
I'm sure the home owner has no idea were on earth that 2lbs of demon weed came from. Not a clue.
 
2014-08-03 08:45:14 PM

Stupid Guitar: I once had pot brownies, topped with magic shrooms. It was one of the best highs in my entire life.

On a semi-related note, I've started watching True Detective, and am I alone in thinking that a combination of meth and LSD would actually be a lot of fun? Stupid, yes. Fun? Hmmm....


I don't know about meth and L.S.D.

I can however, report that M.D.M.A. and Mescaline made for a truly memorable evening for me once.
 
2014-08-03 09:00:34 PM

KellyKellyKelly: were. Auto-correct clearly took a toke.


I really appreciate autocorrect. Especially when I'm driving and not looking at the phone.

But it DOES drive me nuts when it changes correct/proper words!
 
2014-08-03 09:38:16 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Stupid Guitar: I once had pot brownies, topped with magic shrooms. It was one of the best highs in my entire life.

On a semi-related note, I've started watching True Detective, and am I alone in thinking that a combination of meth and LSD would actually be a lot of fun? Stupid, yes. Fun? Hmmm....

I don't know about meth and L.S.D.

I can however, report that M.D.M.A. and Mescaline made for a truly memorable evening for me once.


I know about meth and LSD. I wouldn't recommend it. For me the speed just accentuated the paranoia I sometimes get from acid. Meth and mushrooms are OK, though.
 
2014-08-03 09:39:37 PM

ultraholland: more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

you're not supposed to weigh the eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate, and butter along with the pot.


Why not, they weigh the blotter paper acid is soaked in. Anything to get you a longer sentence.
 
2014-08-03 09:39:48 PM

Stupid Guitar: I once had pot brownies, topped with magic shrooms. It was one of the best highs in my entire life.

On a semi-related note, I've started watching True Detective, and am I alone in thinking that a combination of meth and LSD would actually be a lot of fun? Stupid, yes. Fun? Hmmm....


No. The only time I did it, I was high on acid and took a shot of crystal. The speed rush completely blew the acid high away. In twenty minutes I had come down completely, and was just wired on the meth.
I've heard of other people having far worse experiences mixing the two.
 
2014-08-03 10:38:07 PM
Isn't meth and acid just called shiatty acid?

Also, who breaks into a place with the intention of hanging around there for long enough to do some baking?  That's just unprofessional.
 
2014-08-03 10:51:21 PM
This was.......

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.......a half baked idea.
 
2014-08-03 10:53:20 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: meth brownies?


Krokodil brownies?
 
2014-08-03 10:53:42 PM
2 lbs of drugs? No, probably two pounds of green butter, the cops are playing it close until they figure out what charges carry the greatest penalty.
 
2014-08-03 11:40:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Did they at least leave some of the brownies for the homeowners, or did they bogart them all?


They probably called 911 from the house, complaining that time was moving really really really slowly and they thought they were dead.
 
2014-08-04 02:39:05 AM

fusillade762: Police say the boys were found with drug paraphernalia and more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

Gee, that's a head-scratcher. Anyone have any idea what it could have been?


Unspecified drugs are my favourite.
 
2014-08-04 02:47:00 AM

StatelyGreekAutomaton: fusillade762: Police say the boys were found with drug paraphernalia and more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

Gee, that's a head-scratcher. Anyone have any idea what it could have been?

Unspecified drugs are my favourite.


Go for the grab bag!

"Aw man, all I got was some ditch weed and a couple muscle relaxers"
 
2014-08-04 03:24:28 AM

fusillade762: StatelyGreekAutomaton: fusillade762: Police say the boys were found with drug paraphernalia and more than 2 pounds of the unspecified drug used to make the brownies.

Gee, that's a head-scratcher. Anyone have any idea what it could have been?

Unspecified drugs are my favourite.

Go for the grab bag!

"Aw man, all I got was some ditch weed and a couple muscle relaxers"


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I got a rock.
 
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