If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bleacher Report)   Our long national nightmare is over: Preseason begins tonight with the Giants v. Bills in the 2014 Hall of Fame Game (8pm ET, NBC)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 462
    More: Cool, Pro Football Hall of Fame Game, Pro Football Hall of Fame, Buffalo Bills, Giants, Rashad Jennings, NFL, E.J. Manuel, Peyton Hillis  
•       •       •

316 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Aug 2014 at 7:30 PM (11 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



462 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-08-03 09:19:19 PM  

eddievercetti: Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-03 09:19:27 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...

You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!


Sounds like "beer on the porch" weather!

/stay safe
 
2014-08-03 09:20:33 PM  

CyberKultist: Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside.


That would definitely remove the possibility of a surprise onside kick.
 
2014-08-03 09:21:06 PM  

robsul82: bionicjoe: Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?

He's a Giant.


Not among quarterbacks.
 
2014-08-03 09:21:17 PM  
I was in the bathroom, did they really just ask Jim Kelly if he thinks about dying?
 
2014-08-03 09:21:37 PM  
BLOCK
 
2014-08-03 09:21:41 PM  
BLOCKED PUNT!
 
2014-08-03 09:21:41 PM  
Blocked!
 
2014-08-03 09:21:57 PM  
I just tuned in and watched a couple plays. Do the Giants receivers know that it is their job to catch the ball?
 
2014-08-03 09:22:12 PM  
That's how you make a team, Easley.
 
2014-08-03 09:22:53 PM  

robsul82: That's how you make a team, Easley.


Easily.
 
2014-08-03 09:23:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I just tuned in and watched a couple plays. Do the Giants receivers know that it is their job to catch the ball?


Why ruin the fun?
 
2014-08-03 09:24:21 PM  

nvmac: robsul82: That's how you make a team, Easley.

Easily.


Damn it all to Hell.
 
2014-08-03 09:24:56 PM  
That's how you throw an interception against starters, Tuel.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:21 PM  
Laundry on the field. DPI
 
2014-08-03 09:25:22 PM  
Uh no you don't tackle them until after they catch the ball.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:34 PM  
"You've got all kinds of contact, and some of it's even illegal!"

That's a great line right there.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:38 PM  

noblehammer16: BLOCKED PUNT!


Those should be called BLUNTS!

www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2014-08-03 09:25:42 PM  
"A little contact and some of it's even illegal."
 
2014-08-03 09:25:56 PM  
TUELCEPTION
 
2014-08-03 09:26:05 PM  
Int!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:13 PM  
Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2014-08-03 09:26:16 PM  
In-Tuel-Ception!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:21 PM  
TUELCEPTION
 
2014-08-03 09:26:22 PM  
Shenanigans!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:31 PM  
This is actually kind of a game.
 
2014-08-03 09:26:37 PM  
and cucumbers are pickles.
 
2014-08-03 09:27:17 PM  
Do we have Cob Bostas tonight?

i.imgur.com

Halftime, 10-10
 
2014-08-03 09:27:19 PM  
Sometimes, actions do speak louder than words.

"The hell did the ball go?!"
 
2014-08-03 09:27:36 PM  
On a scale of 1 to Kathy Lee how drunk would Cris be for overtime?
 
2014-08-03 09:28:31 PM  
i.kinja-img.com

HALFTIME
 
2014-08-03 09:29:39 PM  
Wat.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:05 PM  

robsul82: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x351]

HALFTIME


That is the manningist of all faces.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:56 PM  

robsul82: HALFTIME


Sometimes your own farts don't smell that good.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:03 PM  
Marching band playing 'Tacky' in the background? Ok.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:07 PM  

robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT


I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:10 PM  

robsul82: HALFTIME


That's the face my little nephew makes when he's poopin.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:48 PM  

FriarReb98: I was in the bathroom, did they really just ask Jim Kelly if he thinks about dying?


Yes. They are acting like this is their last chance to talk to Jim Kelly ever.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:19 PM  

ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


The Jake originated in the Weekly NFL thread of Fark.com. On January 10, 2009, the Arizona Cardinals and the Carolina Panthers played an NFC divisional playoff game. The Carolina Panthers were ten point favorites over the Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals had a losing record in any eastern time zone game, and were considered the softest NFL team in the playoffs.

Jake Delhomme proceeded to put on a legendary display of ineptitude. Jake Delhomme threw five interceptions and lost a single fumble in 13-33 loss to the Cardinals. While abysmal displays of quaterbacking are not by themselves notable, Jake Delhomme would not be denied his place in the annals of NFL history. His display came about on his 34th birthday.

As such, the community of farkers created a lasting tribute to this epic display of fail. The jake is awarded on a weekly basis at the conclusion of the NFL games, usually in conjunction with the release of the ESPN power rankings, to the worst performing quarterback of the week.

In an effort to be objective a scoring system, base on 150 points, is used in calculation of this prestigious award. Each interception and lost fumble is worth 33.3 points. This is referred as the Delhomme Rating. A Full Delhomme is five Interceptions and one fumble. A Pure Delhomme is five interceptions and on fumble on your birthday, in the playoffs, or in a game you lose.

In the event of a tie, the Jake is awarded to the NFL quarterback whose performance was most costly to the team. A secondary tie breaker was created in the event that no discernible difference in the costliness of the play was evident. The player whose birthday is closest to their terrible performance is awarded the Jake.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:46 PM  

ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


Jake Delhomme threw 5 interceptions and 1 fumble against the Arizona Cardinals in the playoffs (The Bad Day).  From there, the Delhomme RatingTM was born - 100/6.
 
2014-08-03 09:33:22 PM  
NBC REALLY thinks Jim Kelly's gonna die soon, clearly.
 
2014-08-03 09:33:43 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.

The Jake originated in the Weekly NFL thread of Fark.com... [snip]


Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?
 
2014-08-03 09:34:30 PM  
I know this is about Jim Kelly, but I would put my football through her uprights.
 
2014-08-03 09:35:08 PM  
Someone keep their eyes. on Jim Kelly.
 
2014-08-03 09:35:10 PM  

ds_4815: Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?


typo, each turnover is worth 100/6 or ~16.7 points.
 
2014-08-03 09:36:46 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: ds_4815: Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?

typo, each turnover is worth 100/6 or ~16.7 points.


Got it. Thanks again!
 
2014-08-03 09:36:46 PM  
Whoa the Kelly daughter is a knock-out.

/them genes though
 
2014-08-03 09:37:03 PM  
There's a group winner in the Why I Love Football contest?

Fark needs to enter, stat.
 
2014-08-03 09:37:30 PM  

ds_4815: I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


I went to go find the Delhomme "motivator," but I couldn't find it. I did find this, though, so..... still happy.

i27.photobucket.com

And robsul82, maybe we should make up a picture that outlines the Delhomme guidelines so it'll be easier to explain. Because if it's a picture with words on it, the Internet will understand.
 
2014-08-03 09:38:13 PM  
purplefive.com
 
Displayed 50 of 462 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report