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(Bleacher Report)   Our long national nightmare is over: Preseason begins tonight with the Giants v. Bills in the 2014 Hall of Fame Game (8pm ET, NBC)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 462
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2014-08-03 08:57:12 PM  
TD Bills!
 
2014-08-03 08:57:18 PM  
4th and goal, going for it...

TD Tatanka (BUFFALO)
 
2014-08-03 08:57:46 PM  

elguerodiablo: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Seriously.  If theyre gonna pander I want some side boob and upskirts.  At the same time.


Jib. Cut of. Like it.
 
2014-08-03 08:58:57 PM  
In case you were wondering...

www.addictedtocelebrities.com

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.
 
2014-08-03 09:00:43 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.

I grew up watching Cosell. And who can forget the end of Monday Night Football and ...

[justinsdeadpool.com image 240x320]

"Turn out the liiiiiiiiiights, the paaarties overrrrrr."

Al/Frank/Dan was my first team.

I started watching in the 70's with my dad. So my first MNF team was Howard Cosell, Frank Gifford and Dandy Don Meredith. I remember the night in Houston, I think it was, where they panned a camera up into the empty stands where one disgruntled man was sitting there in a cowboy hat, and the guy flips America the bird. It was all my dad could talk about for days afterward.


See, Dad wasn't much of a sports guy.  He liked boxing, kinda sorta watched football.  But he also woke up at 3am or so for work, so MNF was far from a priority.

\found out after he died that he liked wrestling as a kid, but his grandfather died watching/imitating it with him so he never really watched it again after that
 
2014-08-03 09:01:37 PM  

elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.


What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?
 
2014-08-03 09:01:54 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.


They've been doing the sideline stuff for these pre-season games, especially for the HOF Game, for quite awhile.

The interviews during the game in other sports are annoying.  I can't see the NFL allowing it, save the meaningless interview seconds before kickoff and at halftime.
 
2014-08-03 09:01:55 PM  

Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.

Ooooh thanks for the reminder. I've emailed Drew about getting us a thread. I'll let you know as soon as I hear back.


Awesome.
 
2014-08-03 09:02:37 PM  

CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...


Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.
 
2014-08-03 09:03:05 PM  

TheOther: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?


Hair creme?
 
2014-08-03 09:04:40 PM  
Nice stick!
 
2014-08-03 09:04:41 PM  

FriarReb98: TheOther: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?

Hair creme?


There's Something About Miley?
 
2014-08-03 09:04:52 PM  
Williams on Williams violence
 
2014-08-03 09:04:57 PM  
Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(
 
2014-08-03 09:05:00 PM  
Nice hit!
 
2014-08-03 09:05:13 PM  
Damn. Williams on Williams violence.
 
2014-08-03 09:05:28 PM  

smd31: Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(


It's on NBC.
 
2014-08-03 09:05:30 PM  

elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.


Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.
 
2014-08-03 09:06:14 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.


Yeah, I can see that getting bad. I only watch handegg and hockey so wasn't really aware of the epidemic.

/damn Williams. Hit him harder next time.
 
2014-08-03 09:06:37 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.


'This is your Gieco Kickoff.'

'Now we'll see the Progressive Replay of that kickoff'

'Here are your State Farm Kickoff Stats, brought to you by Allstate.'

What do you mean 'back to commercials'?
 
2014-08-03 09:06:50 PM  

Foaming: Williams on Williams violence


That extra word cost me those precious seconds.   Brevity wins the day.
 
2014-08-03 09:07:59 PM  
Gnats 47 yard FGA is good.

i.imgur.com

10-10 tie game
 
2014-08-03 09:08:04 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


She seems fun.
 
2014-08-03 09:08:21 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


Always a good idea. I got a "holiday" a while back for not. The standards seem a little more relaxed on the Sports tab. Every time I try posting chicks in bikinis on the Politits ... er ... Politics tab, they freak out.
 
2014-08-03 09:09:06 PM  

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]


LOL, you magnificent bastard.  You're already in Pro Bowl form. XD
 
2014-08-03 09:09:32 PM  

seventypercent: smd31: Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(

It's on NBC.


oh well, then!  :D  thanks!
 
2014-08-03 09:09:48 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org
TIED!!!!

 
2014-08-03 09:11:05 PM  
THat's gotta be fake. How the hell can you pay $38 for a burger in Canton?
 
2014-08-03 09:11:06 PM  
Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.
 
2014-08-03 09:11:57 PM  

TheOther: Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.

'This is your Gieco Kickoff.'

'Now we'll see the Progressive Replay of that kickoff'

'Here are your State Farm Kickoff Stats, brought to you by Allstate.'

What do you mean 'back to commercials'?


Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside. Almost always end up getting grounded anyway, and the safety brigade (mostly rightfully) call them the most dangerous play in the sport. Change of possession goes to the 20, kicking team wants to try for it back.
 
2014-08-03 09:12:15 PM  
What will be more fun this year: athletes awkwardly trying to use tablets on the sidelines, or the clusterf*ck that will explode if a ref actually penalizes a team for two black guys calling each other "n*gga"?
 
2014-08-03 09:13:08 PM  
Yeah, like the NFL obviously did, I am calling bullshiat on Donald Trump's claim he can have a check for a billion dollars to the NFL in an hour.
 
2014-08-03 09:13:10 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.

Always a good idea. I got a "holiday" a while back for not. The standards seem a little more relaxed on the Sports tab. Every time I try posting chicks in bikinis on the Politits ... er ... Politics tab, they freak out.


Filling in for earguy tonight.  Here is a nice NSFW image.
 
2014-08-03 09:13:32 PM  
Ben Stiller drinks his own pee?
 
2014-08-03 09:13:34 PM  

Earguy: TIED!!!!


YESSSS!

Another year of commercial interruptions!!!

\Nice to read you
 
2014-08-03 09:13:38 PM  

eddievercetti: Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.


i268.photobucket.com

How about the Wendy's chick?
 
2014-08-03 09:14:06 PM  
Almost first down!
 
2014-08-03 09:14:53 PM  
I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.
 
2014-08-03 09:15:18 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.


Thanks for the support!  Works for me...
 
2014-08-03 09:15:37 PM  
I just heard a rogue "motherfarker!" in my left rear speaker.
 
2014-08-03 09:15:48 PM  

FriarReb98: THat's gotta be fake. How the hell can you pay $38 for a burger in Canton?


The cow better come out and ask you how you want it cooked.
 
2014-08-03 09:16:23 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


The Trump Trumps, you mean.  Trump would try to rename the city within 5 years.
 
2014-08-03 09:16:28 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


"When in doubt, link it out?"
 
2014-08-03 09:17:15 PM  

CyberKultist: Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside. Almost always end up getting grounded anyway, and the safety brigade (mostly rightfully) call them the most dangerous play in the sport. Change of possession goes to the 20, kicking team wants to try for it back.


I think the league is trying for that. Since they moved the kickoff spot up five yards to the 35 yard line, nearly half of all kickoffs result in a touchback.
 
2014-08-03 09:17:16 PM  
Nice pass and catch there.
 
2014-08-03 09:17:19 PM  
Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?
 
2014-08-03 09:18:08 PM  

Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...


You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!
 
2014-08-03 09:18:22 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


However, I could happily and easily picture Trump being trampled by buffalo.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:41 PM  

bionicjoe: Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?


He's a Giant.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:46 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


You know what as long as its the buffalo trumps and not Toronto I'm fine with it
 
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