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(Bleacher Report)   Our long national nightmare is over: Preseason begins tonight with the Giants v. Bills in the 2014 Hall of Fame Game (8pm ET, NBC)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 462
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2014-08-03 01:13:44 PM  
wide left.
 
2014-08-03 01:41:21 PM  

SilentStrider: left.


right.
 
2014-08-03 01:41:40 PM  
i81.photobucket.com

/subby's wife
//Go Cowboys!
 
2014-08-03 01:56:37 PM  
Giants vs Bills preseason?

I'm just going to go ahead and start this game at clownshoes.


i756.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 02:22:47 PM  
Hopefully C.J. Spiller won't forget his helmet.
 
2014-08-03 02:24:51 PM  
Wow.  Bills favored by one?  Yeeshh......I'll take the Giants. Even with a limited Eli, I don't trust EJ Manuel.  If you don't take the Giants, you hate free money.
 
2014-08-03 02:35:42 PM  

rickythepenguin: Wow.  Bills favored by one?  Yeeshh......I'll take the Giants. Even with a limited Eli, I don't trust EJ Manuel.  If you don't take the Giants, you hate free money.


It's a question of who's got better scrubs.  They're supposing Bills because they draft higher.

\also, I might be more excited if it weren't two teams that I really don't like
\\but then, it seems like that happens a lot in the HOFG
 
2014-08-03 03:02:17 PM  
Preseason handegg already?  Christ this summer just flew by.

/go Stillers
 
2014-08-03 03:10:56 PM  
The last time there was any excitement to this game was when the Packers and the Chiefs played and the game was called on account of a lightning strike.
 
2014-08-03 03:18:08 PM  
Bout time...
 
2014-08-03 03:27:16 PM  
It has been a long dry off season.   Let football begin!
 
2014-08-03 03:38:19 PM  

Prey4reign: The last time there was any excitement to this game was when the Packers and the Chiefs played and the game was called on account of a lightning strike.


It's exciting simply because football. 6 months is a long time. Will it be a good game? Probably not. But that's not going to stop me from watching it. Because football.

/Subby
//WOOHOO! Got the first game thread of the year (as it were)!
 
2014-08-03 04:15:33 PM  
*yawn*
 
2014-08-03 04:50:05 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 05:13:13 PM  

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]


Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.
 
2014-08-03 05:28:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: Wow.  Bills favored by one?  Yeeshh......I'll take the Giants. Even with a limited Eli, I don't trust EJ Manuel.  If you don't take the Giants, you hate free money.


I was down at the book cashing a baseball ticket and decided to take a little flyer on this mess since it's now +3 . But basing it on the relative skills of Eli or Manuel is silly, neither of them will play more than a few minutes
 
2014-08-03 05:30:22 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.


Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.
 
2014-08-03 05:33:18 PM  

robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.


Understood. But man, I am itching for the weekly writeups. The Power Rankings thread on Tuesday (complete with WHAR GRAF WHAR) is a highlight of my winter.
 
2014-08-03 05:41:19 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.

Understood. But man, I am itching for the weekly writeups. The Power Rankings thread on Tuesday (complete with WHAR GRAF WHAR) is a highlight of my winter.


Thanks, that's very nice of you.
 
2014-08-03 05:56:21 PM  

robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.


It's your birthday weekend.  I'll allow it. :P

\hbdbtw
 
2014-08-03 06:12:21 PM  
I'll miss out on this thread as the family is throwing a party at my sister's house and I doubt I'll be sober enough to find the thread much less post in it by the time the game starts.

So see you guys next weekend for some Preseason Clownshoes.
 
2014-08-03 07:26:27 PM  
FFL ASSEMBLE!
 
2014-08-03 07:33:39 PM  
I am ready for fake football
 
2014-08-03 07:35:01 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I'll miss out on this thread as the family is throwing a party at my sister's house and I doubt I'll be sober enough to find the thread much less post in it by the time the game starts.

So see you guys next weekend for some Preseason Clownshoes.


Time stamped at 6:12, 1 hour and 48 minutes till the game starts. 0 to incoherent in 1:48!

Lee Harvey you are a madman, I want to party with you cowboy
 
2014-08-03 07:36:41 PM  

FriarReb98: robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.

It's your birthday weekend.  I'll allow it. :P

\hbdbtw


Yesssss

/danke
 
2014-08-03 07:36:51 PM  

robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.

Understood. But man, I am itching for the weekly writeups. The Power Rankings thread on Tuesday (complete with WHAR GRAF WHAR) is a highlight of my winter.

Thanks, that's very nice of you.


Those Tuesday threads - and really, all the NFL threads - won't be the same without Trey.
 
2014-08-03 07:37:14 PM  
Are there any notable rule changes this year?
 
2014-08-03 07:38:06 PM  
www.independent.co.uk
 
2014-08-03 07:38:16 PM  
Almost time...waiting sucks...
 
2014-08-03 07:43:05 PM  

Prey4reign: The last time there was any excitement to this game was when the Packers and the Chiefs played and the game was called on account of a lightning strike.


thecreativepanic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-03 07:43:40 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Those Tuesday threads - and really, all the NFL threads - won't be the same without Trey.


Did he finally get sick of all the Cowboys-hating trolls?
 
2014-08-03 07:44:53 PM  
oh lawd, the most boring of boring sports is back...

*YAWN*
 
2014-08-03 07:45:39 PM  
Old Man Wrastlin is an interesting choice as a lead in, NBC
 
2014-08-03 07:46:18 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Are there any notable rule changes this year?


Jimmy Graham rule, No Dunking.
 
2014-08-03 07:46:36 PM  
Time to wake from my summer's nap to begin the season!

Bills vs. Giants?

I still feel sleepy...
 
2014-08-03 07:47:22 PM  
The Hall of Fame game, watch as two teams who barely know the playbook, coached by staffs who have no idea what lineups to put out there, play on national television. It is easily one of the best games of the year.
 
2014-08-03 07:47:45 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Are there any notable rule changes this year?


The biggest one should be the changes to chop block rules that say you cant hit from the sides as well as behind now, a lot of running games depend on pushing the legality of blocking rules, probably a period of adjustment there
 
2014-08-03 07:49:02 PM  

bertor_vidas: UNC_Samurai: Those Tuesday threads - and really, all the NFL threads - won't be the same without Trey.

Did he finally get sick of all the Cowboys-hating trolls?


That's what Di said after we noticed he'd disappeared. I don't blame him; there were a couple of threads last year where assholes got personal.
 
2014-08-03 07:49:49 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Are there any notable rule changes this year?


In addition to the dunking and chopping rules others have mentioned, they're also going to test out PATs from the 15 for the first 2 or 3 weeks of the preseason.
 
2014-08-03 07:50:59 PM  
I think I am gonna draft Manziel for my FF


/not
 
2014-08-03 07:53:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: bertor_vidas: UNC_Samurai: Those Tuesday threads - and really, all the NFL threads - won't be the same without Trey.

Did he finally get sick of all the Cowboys-hating trolls?

That's what Di said after we noticed he'd disappeared. I don't blame him; there were a couple of threads last year where assholes got personal.


I'll bet it was the same group that accused me of being a Cowboys fan because I wasn't piling on him and Di for defending Romo after one of the memorable losses (might have been the one against the Broncos). Still not sure how they've put up with it for so long.
 
2014-08-03 07:54:13 PM  
Woo hoo, lets see if I can finally make a top 10 finish in any of my fantasy leagues.
 
2014-08-03 07:55:03 PM  
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

/sorta
 
2014-08-03 07:56:10 PM  
BTW am I the only person who when someone asks "So what did we learn about these teams" during the HoF game wants one of the color people to go "We learned two things, jack and shiat".
 
2014-08-03 07:56:37 PM  
So apparently Wrestlemania 30 is the lead in for this game. I guess they needed some quality sports entertainment tonight.
 
2014-08-03 07:57:10 PM  
Love bug eyed black guy lol
 
2014-08-03 07:57:11 PM  
10 minutes to kickoff. Is it too early to take out the starters?
 
2014-08-03 07:58:34 PM  
Still such a waste of a 25-year-long angle, funny Heyman jokes aside.
 
2014-08-03 07:58:59 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Love bug eyed black guy lol


My wife asked me if the audience was paid to do those reactions
 
2014-08-03 07:59:09 PM  
ONTO FOOSBALL
 
2014-08-03 07:59:56 PM  
So Bryan was totally ignored?
 
2014-08-03 08:00:11 PM  
They made a highlight package of the worst parts of the show, lol.
 
2014-08-03 08:00:22 PM  

WhyteRaven74: BTW am I the only person who when someone asks "So what did we learn about these teams" during the HoF game wants one of the color people to go "We learned two things, jack and shiat".


We have a LOT MORE work in front of us!
 
2014-08-03 08:00:48 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So Bryan was totally ignored?


Yeah, that whole main event angle that 75K went insane for even after Taker lost?  Pssssssh.  lol
 
2014-08-03 08:01:05 PM  
Goodbye summer doldrums.  Hello fall Bloodsports!
 
2014-08-03 08:01:38 PM  
fark Berman
 
2014-08-03 08:02:29 PM  
Even though it was a quick shot, it was great to see Jim Kelly there.
 
2014-08-03 08:02:48 PM  
There needs to be more special team guys in the HOF.
 
2014-08-03 08:02:54 PM  
A punter in my pro football hall of fame?
 
2014-08-03 08:02:58 PM  
It's depressing watching these old players struggle to walk across a field
 
2014-08-03 08:03:18 PM  
CHUNKY SOUP!
 
2014-08-03 08:03:19 PM  
FOOTBALL
 
2014-08-03 08:03:40 PM  
So, NBC. Maybe a Collingsworth moment will spice things up.
 
2014-08-03 08:03:46 PM  
Where are they playing?  Stadium seems small
 
2014-08-03 08:03:59 PM  

nvmac: So, NBC. Maybe a Collingsworth moment will spice things up.


DONG!
 
2014-08-03 08:04:07 PM  

Lost Thought 00: It's depressing watching these old players struggle to walk across a field


The Patriots are not playing tonight.
 
2014-08-03 08:04:33 PM  
How drunk is Cris tonight?
 
2014-08-03 08:04:48 PM  

silgryphon: Where are they playing?  Stadium seems small


Canton. The rest of the year it's a high school field.
 
2014-08-03 08:05:13 PM  

nvmac: So, NBC. Maybe a Collingsworth moment will spice things up.


I guarantee he has had at least 6 gin and tonics by now.
 
2014-08-03 08:05:14 PM  
why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!
 
2014-08-03 08:05:15 PM  
"How many good-looking young athletes on this team."  Translation: 2-14 season.
 
2014-08-03 08:05:28 PM  

Foaming: silgryphon: Where are they playing?  Stadium seems small

Canton. The rest of the year it's a high school field.


And it's still not full
 
2014-08-03 08:05:28 PM  
The crowd appreciates Cris Collinsworth. Apparently it's free attendance night for Seagrams employees.
 
2014-08-03 08:05:47 PM  
Why don't they do the obligatory Super Bowl recap game as the HOF game?  Why wait 4 days for steak when you can have moldy diarrhea today?
 
2014-08-03 08:05:54 PM  
hey is this where we goof on Chris Collingsworth?
 
2014-08-03 08:06:30 PM  

CipollinaFan: There needs to be more special team guys in the HOF.


Legatron, Sea Bass, and Vinateri should all make it.
 
2014-08-03 08:06:55 PM  

smerfnablin: why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!


He is better than Gruden.
 
2014-08-03 08:07:15 PM  
"Professional football in America is a special game, a unique game.  Played no where else on Earth, it is a rare game.  The men who play it make it so."

-John Facenda,  The Power & The Glory
 
2014-08-03 08:07:34 PM  

WhyteRaven74: hey is this where we goof on Chris Collingsworth?


And we forgot to make fun of Al's hair.
 
2014-08-03 08:07:57 PM  
YOUR GARAGE FLOOR HAS HOPE

AND HOPE IS A GOOD THING, MAYBE THE BEST OF GOOD THINGS

AND NO GARAGE FLOOR EVER DIES

/this could be a long season
 
2014-08-03 08:08:10 PM  
img.fark.net

GO HAWKS!!!

/Can't wait to see Sammy Watkins for the Bills
 
2014-08-03 08:08:25 PM  

Foaming: silgryphon: Where are they playing?  Stadium seems small

Canton. The rest of the year it's a high school field.


All of 2014 season is on a high school field this year?
Throwback has gone too far!!!

static5.businessinsider.com
 
2014-08-03 08:09:10 PM  
Gotta love the information age
 
2014-08-03 08:09:19 PM  

bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: There needs to be more special team guys in the HOF.

Legatron, Sea Bass, and Vinateri should all make it.


What about Devin Hester?

The best kick/punt returner in the game but a below average receiver.
 
2014-08-03 08:09:35 PM  
I think in an act of vengence Peyton Manning planted that dead hooker at Irsays house and all those pills in his car and body.  Should make that Colts Broncos game a little more interesting.
 
2014-08-03 08:09:57 PM  
All best wishes to Jim Kelly. We're with you, dude.
 
2014-08-03 08:10:21 PM  
Wow, Jim Kelly looks waaaaaay better than I thought he would. Good for him!
 
2014-08-03 08:10:39 PM  
media.tumblr.com

Football is back!
 
2014-08-03 08:11:03 PM  
FOOTBALL!  Sort of.
 
2014-08-03 08:11:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 08:11:25 PM  
27 int, YEAH BABY
 
2014-08-03 08:11:26 PM  
No self-intros? but how will I know what high school they came from?
 
2014-08-03 08:11:34 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: FOOTBALL!  Sort of.


Close enough!
 
2014-08-03 08:11:36 PM  

CipollinaFan: smerfnablin: why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!

He is better than Gruden.



Is there anything worse than Gruden?
 
2014-08-03 08:11:54 PM  
Yeah, that's how I remember the G-Men from last year.
 
2014-08-03 08:11:56 PM  

Pimparoo: Wow, Jim Kelly looks waaaaaay better than I thought he would. Good for him!


They were saying yesterday that he had to have his yellow jacket taken in because he lost 50 lbs.
 
2014-08-03 08:11:58 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Football is back!


My wife says "Thank you."
 
2014-08-03 08:11:58 PM  
Eli's Manningface is in late season form!
 
2014-08-03 08:12:13 PM  
What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.
 
2014-08-03 08:12:30 PM  
Ate UP

3rd and 12
 
2014-08-03 08:13:05 PM  
And it's our first punt that shiat of the year.
 
2014-08-03 08:13:11 PM  
Any Giants fans care to explain your runningback situation this year for us fantasy dorks?
 
2014-08-03 08:13:27 PM  
Hey, positive yardage.  So there's that.
 
2014-08-03 08:13:38 PM  

elguerodiablo: A punter in my pro football hall of fame?


Not a Punter, THE PUNTER!
 
2014-08-03 08:13:39 PM  

eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.


Normal Preseason starts Thursday/Friday/Saturday
 
2014-08-03 08:13:41 PM  
Buffalo at their 16
 
2014-08-03 08:13:43 PM  

CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: There needs to be more special team guys in the HOF.

Legatron, Sea Bass, and Vinateri should all make it.

What about Devin Hester?

The best kick/punt returner in the game but a below average receiver.


He's a lock. There are other kick returners in the HOF I think.
 
2014-08-03 08:13:46 PM  
Another thing I love about this game, all the mid major conference small stadium camera angles.
 
2014-08-03 08:14:00 PM  

LessO2: CipollinaFan: smerfnablin: why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!

He is better than Gruden.


Is there anything worse than Gruden?


Joe Buck.
 
2014-08-03 08:14:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: Adolf Oliver Nipples: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]

Do we do preseason Jakes? With the starters rotating out pretty quickly and the backups seeing extensive playing time it would certainly make the pool a lot bigger.

Regular season only.  It's just been a long summer and I wanted to use that picture, lol.

Understood. But man, I am itching for the weekly writeups. The Power Rankings thread on Tuesday (complete with WHAR GRAF WHAR) is a highlight of my winter.


Speaking of which:

Please come back Trey.  We miss you.
 
2014-08-03 08:14:15 PM  
That field has all the hashmarks. I'm going cross-eyed...
 
2014-08-03 08:14:19 PM  
"The Giants begin with a three and out" is a phrase that New Yorkers hear more often than Pauly Shore hears "I'm sorry, that's wrong" on Celebrity Jeopardy.
 
2014-08-03 08:14:55 PM  

eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.


Uh, next weekend is when everyone else starts.  Friday at Soldier Field for your guys.
 
2014-08-03 08:15:22 PM  

Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.

Normal Preseason starts Thursday/Friday/Saturday


Wasn't there a break between the HOF game and the first week of preseason?
 
2014-08-03 08:15:27 PM  

Pimparoo: Any Giants fans care to explain your runningback situation this year for us fantasy dorks?


If Wilson stays dead expect Jennings to get the lionshare and the rookie to spell him.  If Wilson turns out to be ok it becomes a damn mess that I'd avoid since you won't know who's gonna get the ball in a given game.
 
2014-08-03 08:15:29 PM  
Manuel to Watkins, DENIED
 
2014-08-03 08:15:34 PM  

LessO2: CipollinaFan: smerfnablin: why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!

He is better than Gruden.


Is there anything worse than Gruden?


equipeprojetor.files.wordpress.com

The Bride of Gruden?
 
2014-08-03 08:16:47 PM  
MOAR punting
 
2014-08-03 08:17:58 PM  

eddievercetti: Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.

Normal Preseason starts Thursday/Friday/Saturday

Wasn't there a break between the HOF game and the first week of preseason?


Last year the HOF game was on the 4th, and the next preseason games were on the 8th. Year before was 5th and 9th
 
2014-08-03 08:18:02 PM  
Coach T needs taken out by a linebacker, already.
 
2014-08-03 08:18:17 PM  

CyberKultist: That field has all the hashmarks. I'm going cross-eyed...


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#---------#---#----#
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2014-08-03 08:18:37 PM  
These are not good football teams
 
2014-08-03 08:19:22 PM  

Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.

Normal Preseason starts Thursday/Friday/Saturday

Wasn't there a break between the HOF game and the first week of preseason?

Last year the HOF game was on the 4th, and the next preseason games were on the 8th. Year before was 5th and 9th


www.mediabistro.com
 
2014-08-03 08:19:44 PM  

Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: Lost Thought 00: eddievercetti: What sucks is that even after today, we have to wait 2 weeks til preseason.

Normal Preseason starts Thursday/Friday/Saturday

Wasn't there a break between the HOF game and the first week of preseason?

Last year the HOF game was on the 4th, and the next preseason games were on the 8th. Year before was 5th and 9th


Please tell us that you had to look that up.
 
2014-08-03 08:19:53 PM  
HOF Game is this weeks Scrimmage, not an official "Pre-Season" game.
 
2014-08-03 08:19:59 PM  
Wait a screen that wasn't intercepted or dropped?
 
2014-08-03 08:20:07 PM  
Well he was just pinballed
 
2014-08-03 08:20:10 PM  
So would a pre-season Jake by better or worse than a regular season Jake?
 
2014-08-03 08:20:14 PM  
So much for 2nd and 1.
 
2014-08-03 08:20:21 PM  

CipollinaFan: LessO2: CipollinaFan: smerfnablin: why god why do we have to listen to chris collinsworth?!

did he blow satan or something?!

He is better than Gruden.


Is there anything worse than Gruden?

Joe Buck.



I'm not a Joe Buck fan, but I have to disagree.
 
2014-08-03 08:21:11 PM  

Nefarious: Pimparoo: Any Giants fans care to explain your runningback situation this year for us fantasy dorks?

If Wilson stays dead expect Jennings to get the lionshare and the rookie to spell him.  If Wilson turns out to be ok it becomes a damn mess that I'd avoid since you won't know who's gonna get the ball in a given game.


Thanks! What's the rookie's name?
 
2014-08-03 08:21:47 PM  
Sacked and fumble. Same ole ELi
 
2014-08-03 08:21:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 08:21:53 PM  
Schwartz may not be a head coach, but he's STILL a douche.

\CLOWNSHOES!
 
2014-08-03 08:22:02 PM  
Fuuuuuuuuumble!!!

/flag
 
2014-08-03 08:22:13 PM  
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

FUM

Hard one out of the way first!
 
2014-08-03 08:22:13 PM  
Eli-Fumble!!!
 
2014-08-03 08:22:17 PM  
Sack and fumble and Manningface
 
2014-08-03 08:22:24 PM  

bionicjoe: So would a pre-season Jake by better or worse than a regular season Jake?


And Eli gets the Jake train a rollin'!
 
2014-08-03 08:22:25 PM  
Manning manninged it there
 
2014-08-03 08:22:37 PM  
...and Eli picks up where he left off.
 
2014-08-03 08:22:42 PM  

CyberKultist: That field has all the hashmarks. I'm going cross-eyed...


It's how Troy Aikman saw the field in his last couple of seasons.
 
2014-08-03 08:22:45 PM  
So it begins.

/Eli gonna Eli
 
2014-08-03 08:22:46 PM  

robsul82: Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

FUM

Hard one out of the way first!


Since when is that hard for Eli, of all people? :P
 
2014-08-03 08:22:49 PM  
Good game, Eli. Now hit the showers.
 
2014-08-03 08:22:51 PM  

Lost Thought 00: These are not good football teams


It's the Hall of Fame game, they don't even know the play books yet.
 
2014-08-03 08:23:01 PM  
Bills ball!
 
2014-08-03 08:23:09 PM  
www.madison-jewelers.com
 
2014-08-03 08:23:34 PM  
No pushing?  What a baby sport
 
2014-08-03 08:23:42 PM  

LessO2: CyberKultist: That field has all the hashmarks. I'm going cross-eyed...

It's how Troy Aikman saw the field in his last couple of seasons.


HA!
 
2014-08-03 08:23:50 PM  

robsul82: Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

FUM

Hard one out of the way first!


WHOO HOOO!!! My first Simulpost!
 
2014-08-03 08:24:07 PM  
Nice tackle there.
 
2014-08-03 08:24:13 PM  
A Mook A Mara?
 
2014-08-03 08:24:34 PM  
Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?
 
2014-08-03 08:25:00 PM  

LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?


Yahoo
 
2014-08-03 08:25:02 PM  
Bills' line not so very good.
 
2014-08-03 08:25:40 PM  
This is what I don't get about the Giants, Eli can make things happen, yet they keep trying to coral him and never give him the same freedom Peyton has.
 
2014-08-03 08:25:43 PM  
Allllllmost a 16.7 for Manuel.
 
2014-08-03 08:25:53 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.madison-jewelers.com image 250x250]


Wonder how many takes they needed to do without him fumbling the ball.
 
2014-08-03 08:26:00 PM  
Ok, that was a terrible drop
 
2014-08-03 08:26:08 PM  
That's 3 tipped passes.  How tall is EJ, like 5'2?
 
2014-08-03 08:26:13 PM  

LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?


Probably Yahoo's the most user friendly and their pro games (when they open) don't have the ridiculous rake that CBS has.
 
2014-08-03 08:26:19 PM  
30-yard Bills FGA is good.

3-0 Buffalo, 7:53 1st
 
2014-08-03 08:26:27 PM  
Eli had stinkface on the second play from scrimmage.

This is going to be a long season for the younger Manning.  I think Tom Coughlin is beginning to inhabit his soul.
 
2014-08-03 08:26:50 PM  
Tonight is supposed to be the trial of the longer extra point. Do you think we'll see any?
 
2014-08-03 08:27:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Eli had stinkface on the second play from scrimmage.

This is going to be a long season for the younger Manning.  I think Tom Coughlin is beginning to inhabit his soul.


static2.dmcdn.net
 
2014-08-03 08:28:10 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 08:28:37 PM  

Pimparoo: Nefarious: Pimparoo: Any Giants fans care to explain your runningback situation this year for us fantasy dorks?

If Wilson stays dead expect Jennings to get the lionshare and the rookie to spell him.  If Wilson turns out to be ok it becomes a damn mess that I'd avoid since you won't know who's gonna get the ball in a given game.

Thanks! What's the rookie's name?


Andre Williams.
 
2014-08-03 08:28:41 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Lost Thought 00: These are not good football teams

It's the Hall of Fame game, they don't even know the play books yet.


Yeah. It's the Giants and the Bills. They won't really won't reach full suckitude until at least late October/early November.
 
2014-08-03 08:28:47 PM  
Points scored, I'm satiated. Off to do something productive
 
2014-08-03 08:28:50 PM  
More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.
 
2014-08-03 08:29:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Tonight is supposed to be the trial of the longer extra point. Do you think we'll see any?


From the 3? What's the point?
 
2014-08-03 08:29:19 PM  
Look at those stands. Must be hundreds of spectators watching!
 
2014-08-03 08:29:21 PM  

FriarReb98: "Professional football in America is a special game, a unique game.  Played no where else on Earth, it is a rare game.  The men who play it make it so."

-John Facenda,  The Power & The Glory


link to the audio with updated video.  Kinda cool.
 
2014-08-03 08:30:02 PM  
"Let's Be Cops" looks like the Citizen Kane of the 2010s.
 
2014-08-03 08:30:10 PM  

nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.


T as in Toyota, GET IT?
 
2014-08-03 08:31:08 PM  
Bad Garbageman!

Bad Accountant!

Bad DMV Worker!
 
2014-08-03 08:31:24 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: FriarReb98: "Professional football in America is a special game, a unique game.  Played no where else on Earth, it is a rare game.  The men who play it make it so."

-John Facenda,  The Power & The Glory

link to the audio with updated video.  Kinda cool.


It's what I was listening to when I typed it.  Rather hear NFL Films music (& "Heavy Action," even if it's Sunday and NBC) than listen to random rambling by Al & Cris.
 
2014-08-03 08:32:00 PM  

robsul82: Bad Garbageman!

Bad Accountant!

Bad DMV Worker!


Bad ideas!
 
2014-08-03 08:32:10 PM  

LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?


Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.
 
2014-08-03 08:32:27 PM  

eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?


OMG REALLY????
 
2014-08-03 08:32:41 PM  
The star of Sharknado 2!
 
2014-08-03 08:32:52 PM  
Is that a 75 cent smile or a full 8 bits?
 
2014-08-03 08:33:07 PM  

elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.


Yeah if you're going free that would be a good idea.
 
2014-08-03 08:33:30 PM  

FriarReb98: Flying Lasagna Monster: FriarReb98: "Professional football in America is a special game, a unique game.  Played no where else on Earth, it is a rare game.  The men who play it make it so."

-John Facenda,  The Power & The Glory

link to the audio with updated video.  Kinda cool.

It's what I was listening to when I typed it.  Rather hear NFL Films music (& "Heavy Action," even if it's Sunday and NBC) than listen to random rambling by Al & Cris.



Don't get the Al & Cris hate.  They're not the best ever, but there are few better right now.
 
2014-08-03 08:33:55 PM  

nvmac: eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?

OMG REALLY????


MINDBLOWN
 
2014-08-03 08:34:01 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Marcus Aurelius: Eli had stinkface on the second play from scrimmage.

This is going to be a long season for the younger Manning.  I think Tom Coughlin is beginning to inhabit his soul.

[static2.dmcdn.net image 296x240]


Go Iggles.

/throws D cell
 
2014-08-03 08:34:38 PM  

LessO2: FriarReb98: Flying Lasagna Monster: FriarReb98: "Professional football in America is a special game, a unique game.  Played no where else on Earth, it is a rare game.  The men who play it make it so."

-John Facenda,  The Power & The Glory

link to the audio with updated video.  Kinda cool.

It's what I was listening to when I typed it.  Rather hear NFL Films music (& "Heavy Action," even if it's Sunday and NBC) than listen to random rambling by Al & Cris.


Don't get the Al & Cris hate.  They're not the best ever, but there are few better right now.


I don't hate them.  I just like Sam Spence's music better.
 
2014-08-03 08:35:41 PM  
First down? shiat  The running game has the Bills already peddling.
 
2014-08-03 08:35:44 PM  
The Giants are looking good.....against the 2nd string D.
 
2014-08-03 08:35:48 PM  

Nefarious: elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.

Yeah if you're going free that would be a good idea.


What I don't understand is when  I do a  mock draft, people leave and the let the computer do it. Happens every time
 
2014-08-03 08:36:10 PM  

LessO2: there are few better right now


That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.
 
2014-08-03 08:36:11 PM  
I hate it when TV networks interview someone during the freaking game. True, in this case it's not much of a game, with very little meaning. BUT THERE IS A FREAKING GAME GOING ON, YOU DICKHEADS AT NBC!

If you want to interview someone, you morons, do it during a timeout and NOT during the game. Of course that would mean having to forgo a commercial or two so you may have to make cuts somewhere to make up for it. Here's an idea: How about firing the idiot doing the useless celebrity sideline interviews?
 
2014-08-03 08:36:55 PM  
Well our running defense is in midsession form
 
2014-08-03 08:37:18 PM  

basemetal: It has been a long dry off season.   Let football begin!

  In a month's time!
 
2014-08-03 08:37:45 PM  
And goal, Giants
 
2014-08-03 08:38:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I hate it when TV networks interview someone during the freaking game. True, in this case it's not much of a game, with very little meaning. BUT THERE IS A FREAKING GAME GOING ON, YOU DICKHEADS AT NBC!

If you want to interview someone, you morons, do it during a timeout and NOT during the game. Of course that would mean having to forgo a commercial or two so you may have to make cuts somewhere to make up for it. Here's an idea: How about firing the idiot doing the useless celebrity sideline interviews?


Dick Ebersol (as Vince McMahon): DAMMIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT TWO NEW YORK TEAMS PLAYING IN A HIGH SCHOOL, THEY WANT TO SEE THE GUY FROM GOOD MORNING AMERICA TALK!
 
2014-08-03 08:38:26 PM  
Looks like the kid Williams has some wheels.
 
2014-08-03 08:38:32 PM  

silgryphon: Nefarious: elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.

Yeah if you're going free that would be a good idea.

What I don't understand is when  I do a  mock draft, people leave and the let the computer do it. Happens every time


And theres always the dicks that draft a team in the league and never touch it again....

People on the internet.
 
2014-08-03 08:38:51 PM  
Can anyone gimme a link to Fark FF, please?
 
2014-08-03 08:39:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.


Collinsworth I can take or leave, but for my money, Al Michaels is still the gold standard for play-by-play.
 
2014-08-03 08:39:58 PM  
The commercial wasn't even over and I was sick of that song.
 
2014-08-03 08:40:27 PM  
TD GNATS
 
2014-08-03 08:40:37 PM  
TD G-Men
 
2014-08-03 08:40:40 PM  

Brokenseas: basemetal: It has been a long dry off season.   Let football begin!  In a month's time!


Be fair. This may not be for the standings, but it ain't the Pro Bowl either.
 
2014-08-03 08:40:54 PM  

nvmac: eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?

OMG REALLY????


*snerk* Up until late last season, I thought it was a real coach, retired, from some college team who they'd roped into doing commercials. Boy, did I feel like an idiot when I found out it was just an actor. Good thing I never told any... um ... wait ...
 
2014-08-03 08:41:13 PM  
Extrz long point
 
2014-08-03 08:41:16 PM  

seventypercent: Collinsworth I can take or leave, but for my money, Al Michaels is still the gold standard for play-by-play.


This!
 
2014-08-03 08:41:48 PM  
33 yd XP???  WTF?
 
2014-08-03 08:41:54 PM  

seventypercent: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

Collinsworth I can take or leave, but for my money, Al Michaels is still the gold standard for play-by-play.


Agree.

I might take some shiat for this, but I think Aikman is the best analyst right now.
 
2014-08-03 08:42:07 PM  
That extra point was longer than the opera house shootout in "Godfather III."

But it was good.
 
2014-08-03 08:42:11 PM  
Whew. That XP was *much* more exciting than normal.
 
2014-08-03 08:42:19 PM  
Shouldn't "The November Man" come out in November?
 
2014-08-03 08:42:21 PM  

FriarReb98: The commercial wasn't even over and I was sick of that song.


Seconded. Painful.
 
2014-08-03 08:42:21 PM  
TD GNATS? BuffLOL
 
2014-08-03 08:42:51 PM  
Gotta Luv Red.
 
2014-08-03 08:43:03 PM  
Soccer ad in my football?
 
2014-08-03 08:43:47 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.


You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.
 
2014-08-03 08:44:00 PM  
TUEL TIME
 
2014-08-03 08:44:06 PM  
TUEL TIME!
 
2014-08-03 08:44:09 PM  
The Jeff Tuel Era begins!
 
2014-08-03 08:44:25 PM  
WHAT TIME IS IT?
 
2014-08-03 08:44:45 PM  
The evolution of goal posts. Why dont they just switch to freaking lasers already?
 
2014-08-03 08:45:14 PM  
buffsports.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-03 08:45:16 PM  

eddievercetti: Soccer ad in my football?


Hell yeah!

COME ON YOU IRONS!
 
2014-08-03 08:45:36 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: nvmac: eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?

OMG REALLY????

*snerk* Up until late last season, I thought it was a real coach, retired, from some college team who they'd roped into doing commercials. Boy, did I feel like an idiot when I found out it was just an actor. Good thing I never told any... um ... wait ...


Don't feel bad...you weren't alone.

/Thought the same thing till I just saw your post
 
2014-08-03 08:45:44 PM  

elguerodiablo: The evolution of goal posts. Why dont they just switch to freaking lasers already?


Because they can't put sharks on the field. Duh.
 
2014-08-03 08:46:33 PM  
I honestly thought Marv Levy was dead.
 
2014-08-03 08:46:45 PM  

seventypercent: Al Michaels is still the gold standard for play-by-play


Al is almost the best.  For Eagles games, I mute the TV and turn on Merrill Reece.
 
2014-08-03 08:46:47 PM  
Some word for Manuel's height or lack thereof, Buffalo has alot of big MFers up front.
 
2014-08-03 08:47:01 PM  

stilted: Danger Avoid Death: nvmac: eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?

OMG REALLY????

*snerk* Up until late last season, I thought it was a real coach, retired, from some college team who they'd roped into doing commercials. Boy, did I feel like an idiot when I found out it was just an actor. Good thing I never told any... um ... wait ...

Don't feel bad...you weren't alone.

/Thought the same thing till I just saw your post


Not me. I knew all along.

/Sure did
 
2014-08-03 08:47:40 PM  

elguerodiablo: The evolution of goal posts. Why dont they just switch to freaking lasers already?


atomictango.com
 
2014-08-03 08:47:44 PM  

FriarReb98: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.


I grew up watching Cosell. And who can forget the end of Monday Night Football and ...

justinsdeadpool.com

"Turn out the liiiiiiiiiights, the paaarties overrrrrr."
 
2014-08-03 08:48:29 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: seventypercent: Al Michaels is still the gold standard for play-by-play

Al is almost the best.  For Eagles games, I mute the TV and turn on Merrill Reece.


Ahhh yesss that game
 
2014-08-03 08:49:12 PM  
Ray gonna ask Michele for a kiss?
 
2014-08-03 08:49:14 PM  
Ray Guy in the HOF. Kluwe's career is officially a success.
 
2014-08-03 08:49:41 PM  
TACKED
 
2014-08-03 08:50:13 PM  
Getting the timing on camera-cuts down for this interview. That's nice of them.
 
2014-08-03 08:50:22 PM  

nvmac: stilted: Danger Avoid Death: nvmac: eddievercetti: nvmac: More stupid coach T commercials. Oh well.

T as in Toyota, GET IT?

OMG REALLY????

*snerk* Up until late last season, I thought it was a real coach, retired, from some college team who they'd roped into doing commercials. Boy, did I feel like an idiot when I found out it was just an actor. Good thing I never told any... um ... wait ...

Don't feel bad...you weren't alone.

/Thought the same thing till I just saw your post

Not me. I knew all along.

/Sure did


He was really good as Senator Doyle on Veep.
 
2014-08-03 08:50:44 PM  
Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.
 
2014-08-03 08:50:51 PM  
"A Pioneer At The Art Of Hangtime" is the name of Chumbawamba's little-known third album
 
2014-08-03 08:51:37 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.

I grew up watching Cosell. And who can forget the end of Monday Night Football and ...

[justinsdeadpool.com image 240x320]

"Turn out the liiiiiiiiiights, the paaarties overrrrrr."


Al/Frank/Dan was my first team.
 
2014-08-03 08:52:22 PM  
Tricksy Tuel, he has the precious.
 
2014-08-03 08:52:22 PM  
Tricksy Billses
 
2014-08-03 08:52:34 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.


Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...
 
2014-08-03 08:53:40 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.


Seriously.  If theyre gonna pander I want some side boob and upskirts.  At the same time.
 
2014-08-03 08:54:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.


It's a standard for this game. The game is secondary, but I feel ya. 
I liked it better when the HOFers came up to the booth one at a time.
 
2014-08-03 08:56:04 PM  

elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.


Ooooh thanks for the reminder. I've emailed Drew about getting us a thread. I'll let you know as soon as I hear back.
 
2014-08-03 08:57:07 PM  

FriarReb98: Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.

I grew up watching Cosell. And who can forget the end of Monday Night Football and ...

[justinsdeadpool.com image 240x320]

"Turn out the liiiiiiiiiights, the paaarties overrrrrr."

Al/Frank/Dan was my first team.


I started watching in the 70's with my dad. So my first MNF team was Howard Cosell, Frank Gifford and Dandy Don Meredith. I remember the night in Houston, I think it was, where they panned a camera up into the empty stands where one disgruntled man was sitting there in a cowboy hat, and the guy flips America the bird. It was all my dad could talk about for days afterward.
 
2014-08-03 08:57:10 PM  
TD FLUBBALO

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 08:57:12 PM  
TD Bills!
 
2014-08-03 08:57:18 PM  
4th and goal, going for it...

TD Tatanka (BUFFALO)
 
2014-08-03 08:57:46 PM  

elguerodiablo: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Seriously.  If theyre gonna pander I want some side boob and upskirts.  At the same time.


Jib. Cut of. Like it.
 
2014-08-03 08:58:57 PM  
In case you were wondering...

www.addictedtocelebrities.com

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.
 
2014-08-03 09:00:43 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Danger Avoid Death: FriarReb98: Marcus Aurelius: LessO2: there are few better right now

That's a very sad commentary on US football commentary.  It hurts me when I have say I miss John Madden or even god damned Howard Cosell.

You know, I never watched a Cosell game.  Not sure if I want to or not, but just realizing that.

I grew up watching Cosell. And who can forget the end of Monday Night Football and ...

[justinsdeadpool.com image 240x320]

"Turn out the liiiiiiiiiights, the paaarties overrrrrr."

Al/Frank/Dan was my first team.

I started watching in the 70's with my dad. So my first MNF team was Howard Cosell, Frank Gifford and Dandy Don Meredith. I remember the night in Houston, I think it was, where they panned a camera up into the empty stands where one disgruntled man was sitting there in a cowboy hat, and the guy flips America the bird. It was all my dad could talk about for days afterward.


See, Dad wasn't much of a sports guy.  He liked boxing, kinda sorta watched football.  But he also woke up at 3am or so for work, so MNF was far from a priority.

\found out after he died that he liked wrestling as a kid, but his grandfather died watching/imitating it with him so he never really watched it again after that
 
2014-08-03 09:01:37 PM  

elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.


What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?
 
2014-08-03 09:01:54 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.


They've been doing the sideline stuff for these pre-season games, especially for the HOF Game, for quite awhile.

The interviews during the game in other sports are annoying.  I can't see the NFL allowing it, save the meaningless interview seconds before kickoff and at halftime.
 
2014-08-03 09:01:55 PM  

Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: LessO2: Serious question: thinking about doing Fantasy Football for the first time.  Where is the best on-line league/club/place to do it, either for a little money or none?

Cbssports and espn have free leagues but 8/12 teams rage quit 2 weeks in. Look for the fark ff thread and get in a league with us jerks.

Ooooh thanks for the reminder. I've emailed Drew about getting us a thread. I'll let you know as soon as I hear back.


Awesome.
 
2014-08-03 09:02:37 PM  

CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...


Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.
 
2014-08-03 09:03:05 PM  

TheOther: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?


Hair creme?
 
2014-08-03 09:04:40 PM  
Nice stick!
 
2014-08-03 09:04:41 PM  

FriarReb98: TheOther: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

What is that blob of white goo on her forehead?

Hair creme?


There's Something About Miley?
 
2014-08-03 09:04:52 PM  
Williams on Williams violence
 
2014-08-03 09:04:57 PM  
Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(
 
2014-08-03 09:05:00 PM  
Nice hit!
 
2014-08-03 09:05:13 PM  
Damn. Williams on Williams violence.
 
2014-08-03 09:05:28 PM  

smd31: Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(


It's on NBC.
 
2014-08-03 09:05:30 PM  

elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.


Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.
 
2014-08-03 09:06:14 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.


Yeah, I can see that getting bad. I only watch handegg and hockey so wasn't really aware of the epidemic.

/damn Williams. Hit him harder next time.
 
2014-08-03 09:06:37 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.


'This is your Gieco Kickoff.'

'Now we'll see the Progressive Replay of that kickoff'

'Here are your State Farm Kickoff Stats, brought to you by Allstate.'

What do you mean 'back to commercials'?
 
2014-08-03 09:06:50 PM  

Foaming: Williams on Williams violence


That extra word cost me those precious seconds.   Brevity wins the day.
 
2014-08-03 09:07:59 PM  
Gnats 47 yard FGA is good.

i.imgur.com

10-10 tie game
 
2014-08-03 09:08:04 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


She seems fun.
 
2014-08-03 09:08:21 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


Always a good idea. I got a "holiday" a while back for not. The standards seem a little more relaxed on the Sports tab. Every time I try posting chicks in bikinis on the Politits ... er ... Politics tab, they freak out.
 
2014-08-03 09:09:06 PM  

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 537x320]


LOL, you magnificent bastard.  You're already in Pro Bowl form. XD
 
2014-08-03 09:09:32 PM  

seventypercent: smd31: Woo, football!   Too bad I don't have the NFL network.... :(

It's on NBC.


oh well, then!  :D  thanks!
 
2014-08-03 09:09:48 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org
TIED!!!!

 
2014-08-03 09:11:05 PM  
THat's gotta be fake. How the hell can you pay $38 for a burger in Canton?
 
2014-08-03 09:11:06 PM  
Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.
 
2014-08-03 09:11:57 PM  

TheOther: Danger Avoid Death: CyberKultist: Danger Avoid Death: Okay, NBC, more sideline interviews during the game? It's Ray Guy, so you're forgiven, sorta. But I seriously hate this trend in sports broadcasting.

Forgivable tonight since it IS the new HoFers during a Gnats v Bills HoF game...

Yeah, I can understand it tonight. But it's becoming too prevalent in broadcast sports. They've been doing it in NBA playoff games for years now, and it drives me crazy. I'm just waiting for the time when they miss an important play because they're busy interviewing Justin Bieber, and the network gets hit with a massive class-action lawsuit by all the people who wrecked their TV screens throwing a beer bottle through them.

And this coming back on the air for 15 seconds to show a kickoff out the back of the end zone and then cutting back to commercials is also BS.

'This is your Gieco Kickoff.'

'Now we'll see the Progressive Replay of that kickoff'

'Here are your State Farm Kickoff Stats, brought to you by Allstate.'

What do you mean 'back to commercials'?


Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside. Almost always end up getting grounded anyway, and the safety brigade (mostly rightfully) call them the most dangerous play in the sport. Change of possession goes to the 20, kicking team wants to try for it back.
 
2014-08-03 09:12:15 PM  
What will be more fun this year: athletes awkwardly trying to use tablets on the sidelines, or the clusterf*ck that will explode if a ref actually penalizes a team for two black guys calling each other "n*gga"?
 
2014-08-03 09:13:08 PM  
Yeah, like the NFL obviously did, I am calling bullshiat on Donald Trump's claim he can have a check for a billion dollars to the NFL in an hour.
 
2014-08-03 09:13:10 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.

Always a good idea. I got a "holiday" a while back for not. The standards seem a little more relaxed on the Sports tab. Every time I try posting chicks in bikinis on the Politits ... er ... Politics tab, they freak out.


Filling in for earguy tonight.  Here is a nice NSFW image.
 
2014-08-03 09:13:32 PM  
Ben Stiller drinks his own pee?
 
2014-08-03 09:13:34 PM  

Earguy: TIED!!!!


YESSSS!

Another year of commercial interruptions!!!

\Nice to read you
 
2014-08-03 09:13:38 PM  

eddievercetti: Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.


i268.photobucket.com

How about the Wendy's chick?
 
2014-08-03 09:14:06 PM  
Almost first down!
 
2014-08-03 09:14:53 PM  
I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.
 
2014-08-03 09:15:18 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.


Thanks for the support!  Works for me...
 
2014-08-03 09:15:37 PM  
I just heard a rogue "motherfarker!" in my left rear speaker.
 
2014-08-03 09:15:48 PM  

FriarReb98: THat's gotta be fake. How the hell can you pay $38 for a burger in Canton?


The cow better come out and ask you how you want it cooked.
 
2014-08-03 09:16:23 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


The Trump Trumps, you mean.  Trump would try to rename the city within 5 years.
 
2014-08-03 09:16:28 PM  

PaulieattheTap: elguerodiablo: In case you were wondering...

[www.addictedtocelebrities.com image 600x436]

Miley Cyrus came the closest to the elusive sideboob/upskirt combo in the google image search.

Well, I found this.  Prob NSFW.   Linking none the less.  I follow earguy's posting recommendations.


"When in doubt, link it out?"
 
2014-08-03 09:17:15 PM  

CyberKultist: Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside. Almost always end up getting grounded anyway, and the safety brigade (mostly rightfully) call them the most dangerous play in the sport. Change of possession goes to the 20, kicking team wants to try for it back.


I think the league is trying for that. Since they moved the kickoff spot up five yards to the 35 yard line, nearly half of all kickoffs result in a touchback.
 
2014-08-03 09:17:16 PM  
Nice pass and catch there.
 
2014-08-03 09:17:19 PM  
Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?
 
2014-08-03 09:18:08 PM  

Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...


You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!
 
2014-08-03 09:18:22 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


However, I could happily and easily picture Trump being trampled by buffalo.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:41 PM  

bionicjoe: Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?


He's a Giant.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:46 PM  

DubyaHater: I find everything Trump does to be offensive. I couldn't imagine watching the Buffalo Trumps playing in Trump Stadium.


You know what as long as its the buffalo trumps and not Toronto I'm fine with it
 
2014-08-03 09:19:19 PM  

eddievercetti: Should post Wonder Woman tied up... But nah.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-03 09:19:27 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...

You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!


Sounds like "beer on the porch" weather!

/stay safe
 
2014-08-03 09:20:33 PM  

CyberKultist: Maybe kickoffs should be scrapped unless the team wants to go for an onside.


That would definitely remove the possibility of a surprise onside kick.
 
2014-08-03 09:21:06 PM  

robsul82: bionicjoe: Did I hear Curtis Painter's name mentioned?
Is he still in the NFL?

He's a Giant.


Not among quarterbacks.
 
2014-08-03 09:21:17 PM  
I was in the bathroom, did they really just ask Jim Kelly if he thinks about dying?
 
2014-08-03 09:21:37 PM  
BLOCK
 
2014-08-03 09:21:41 PM  
BLOCKED PUNT!
 
2014-08-03 09:21:41 PM  
Blocked!
 
2014-08-03 09:21:57 PM  
I just tuned in and watched a couple plays. Do the Giants receivers know that it is their job to catch the ball?
 
2014-08-03 09:22:12 PM  
That's how you make a team, Easley.
 
2014-08-03 09:22:53 PM  

robsul82: That's how you make a team, Easley.


Easily.
 
2014-08-03 09:23:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I just tuned in and watched a couple plays. Do the Giants receivers know that it is their job to catch the ball?


Why ruin the fun?
 
2014-08-03 09:24:21 PM  

nvmac: robsul82: That's how you make a team, Easley.

Easily.


Damn it all to Hell.
 
2014-08-03 09:24:56 PM  
That's how you throw an interception against starters, Tuel.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:21 PM  
Laundry on the field. DPI
 
2014-08-03 09:25:22 PM  
Uh no you don't tackle them until after they catch the ball.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:34 PM  
"You've got all kinds of contact, and some of it's even illegal!"

That's a great line right there.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:38 PM  

noblehammer16: BLOCKED PUNT!


Those should be called BLUNTS!

www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2014-08-03 09:25:42 PM  
"A little contact and some of it's even illegal."
 
2014-08-03 09:25:56 PM  
TUELCEPTION
 
2014-08-03 09:26:05 PM  
Int!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:13 PM  
Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2014-08-03 09:26:16 PM  
In-Tuel-Ception!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:21 PM  
TUELCEPTION
 
2014-08-03 09:26:22 PM  
Shenanigans!
 
2014-08-03 09:26:31 PM  
This is actually kind of a game.
 
2014-08-03 09:26:37 PM  
and cucumbers are pickles.
 
2014-08-03 09:27:17 PM  
Do we have Cob Bostas tonight?

i.imgur.com

Halftime, 10-10
 
2014-08-03 09:27:19 PM  
Sometimes, actions do speak louder than words.

"The hell did the ball go?!"
 
2014-08-03 09:27:36 PM  
On a scale of 1 to Kathy Lee how drunk would Cris be for overtime?
 
2014-08-03 09:28:31 PM  
i.kinja-img.com

HALFTIME
 
2014-08-03 09:29:39 PM  
Wat.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:05 PM  

robsul82: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x351]

HALFTIME


That is the manningist of all faces.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:56 PM  

robsul82: HALFTIME


Sometimes your own farts don't smell that good.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:03 PM  
Marching band playing 'Tacky' in the background? Ok.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:07 PM  

robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT


I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:10 PM  

robsul82: HALFTIME


That's the face my little nephew makes when he's poopin.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:48 PM  

FriarReb98: I was in the bathroom, did they really just ask Jim Kelly if he thinks about dying?


Yes. They are acting like this is their last chance to talk to Jim Kelly ever.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:19 PM  

ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


The Jake originated in the Weekly NFL thread of Fark.com. On January 10, 2009, the Arizona Cardinals and the Carolina Panthers played an NFC divisional playoff game. The Carolina Panthers were ten point favorites over the Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals had a losing record in any eastern time zone game, and were considered the softest NFL team in the playoffs.

Jake Delhomme proceeded to put on a legendary display of ineptitude. Jake Delhomme threw five interceptions and lost a single fumble in 13-33 loss to the Cardinals. While abysmal displays of quaterbacking are not by themselves notable, Jake Delhomme would not be denied his place in the annals of NFL history. His display came about on his 34th birthday.

As such, the community of farkers created a lasting tribute to this epic display of fail. The jake is awarded on a weekly basis at the conclusion of the NFL games, usually in conjunction with the release of the ESPN power rankings, to the worst performing quarterback of the week.

In an effort to be objective a scoring system, base on 150 points, is used in calculation of this prestigious award. Each interception and lost fumble is worth 33.3 points. This is referred as the Delhomme Rating. A Full Delhomme is five Interceptions and one fumble. A Pure Delhomme is five interceptions and on fumble on your birthday, in the playoffs, or in a game you lose.

In the event of a tie, the Jake is awarded to the NFL quarterback whose performance was most costly to the team. A secondary tie breaker was created in the event that no discernible difference in the costliness of the play was evident. The player whose birthday is closest to their terrible performance is awarded the Jake.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:46 PM  

ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


Jake Delhomme threw 5 interceptions and 1 fumble against the Arizona Cardinals in the playoffs (The Bad Day).  From there, the Delhomme RatingTM was born - 100/6.
 
2014-08-03 09:33:22 PM  
NBC REALLY thinks Jim Kelly's gonna die soon, clearly.
 
2014-08-03 09:33:43 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: ds_4815: robsul82: Jeff Tuel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT

I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.

The Jake originated in the Weekly NFL thread of Fark.com... [snip]


Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?
 
2014-08-03 09:34:30 PM  
I know this is about Jim Kelly, but I would put my football through her uprights.
 
2014-08-03 09:35:08 PM  
Someone keep their eyes. on Jim Kelly.
 
2014-08-03 09:35:10 PM  

ds_4815: Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?


typo, each turnover is worth 100/6 or ~16.7 points.
 
2014-08-03 09:36:46 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: ds_4815: Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?

typo, each turnover is worth 100/6 or ~16.7 points.


Got it. Thanks again!
 
2014-08-03 09:36:46 PM  
Whoa the Kelly daughter is a knock-out.

/them genes though
 
2014-08-03 09:37:03 PM  
There's a group winner in the Why I Love Football contest?

Fark needs to enter, stat.
 
2014-08-03 09:37:30 PM  

ds_4815: I've lurked in the NFL threads on occasion for the past couple of years... can someone explain the Delhomme Rating? All I know is that Rivers maxed it out once, and I suspect it's a measure of QB incompetency.


I went to go find the Delhomme "motivator," but I couldn't find it. I did find this, though, so..... still happy.

i27.photobucket.com

And robsul82, maybe we should make up a picture that outlines the Delhomme guidelines so it'll be easier to explain. Because if it's a picture with words on it, the Internet will understand.
 
2014-08-03 09:38:13 PM  
purplefive.com
 
2014-08-03 09:39:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 09:43:36 PM  
Bryce Brown didn't fumble it? Who knew
 
2014-08-03 09:44:26 PM  
I like these interviews.  Im glad that i know that Andre Reed has so many goosebumps his jacket should be chocking him.
 
2014-08-03 09:45:07 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: ds_4815: Much obliged... but does the above mean Tuel only had half an interception?

typo, each turnover is worth 100/6 or ~16.7 points.


The thread where Rivers went Delhomme was a riot. I think he nailed the fumble on the last play. A few seconds remaining, Rivers drops back, o-line collapses and Rivers is sacked in a big pile. When the defender came out of the pile with the ball in his hand, it was one of the most gleeful football moments ever. The thread erupted. "He's gone Delhomme! TROLOLOLOLOOOL"

/alcohol might have been involved ;)
 
2014-08-03 09:46:20 PM  
I never liked the FB run like what just happened...

Dragon INT!
 
2014-08-03 09:46:39 PM  
Thad Lewis, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2014-08-03 09:46:43 PM  
That's the Buffalo Bills we know and love.
 
2014-08-03 09:47:45 PM  
"When the Game Stands Tall" will be like "Remember the Titans", only it will suck.
 
2014-08-03 09:49:13 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-08-03 09:49:49 PM  
Sea change. Buzzword bingo in my football?
 
2014-08-03 09:50:08 PM  
Another sports movie using Audiomachine's "Reaching" in its trailers/TV spots...can't complain, that's a great track.
 
2014-08-03 09:50:19 PM  

seventypercent: "When the Game Stands Tall" will be like "Remember the Titans", only it will suck.


It'd be really cool if it involved a plane crash and cannibalism.
 
2014-08-03 09:50:20 PM  

Pimparoo:


Ummm...what da shiate?
 
2014-08-03 09:50:35 PM  
Peyton Hillis? Haven't heard that name in a long time.
 
2014-08-03 09:51:23 PM  
John Mara is no longer the president of the Giants since Kevin Spacey shoved him into an oncoming subway train in a shocking and unexpected turn of events.

ROUGHING THE PASSER
 
2014-08-03 09:51:33 PM  
RTP!
 
2014-08-03 09:52:29 PM  

CyberKultist: Pimparoo:

Ummm...what da shiate?


Apparently this happened at a mall near BronyCon. I love the sparse crowd of children being exposed to...whatever this is.
 
2014-08-03 09:53:14 PM  
This might be the Percocet talking but I kinda wanna see Bad Judge and TMNT.
 
2014-08-03 09:53:19 PM  

Earguy: seventypercent: "When the Game Stands Tall" will be like "Remember the Titans", only it will suck.

It'd be really cool if it involved a plane crash and cannibalism.


Ooh, that would make an excellent sequel.
 
2014-08-03 09:53:40 PM  
Finally got the antenna to pick up NBC.

I miss Aereo
 
2014-08-03 09:53:40 PM  

Pimparoo: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x375]


Colts vs. Broncos?
 
2014-08-03 09:53:58 PM  
two face masks on the same play by the same defender, that man is in mid-season form.
 
2014-08-03 09:54:03 PM  
IG!

/doesn't help that Nassib did the "oops that was IG emotion" in front of the refs
 
2014-08-03 09:56:27 PM  

Pimparoo: CyberKultist: Pimparoo:

Ummm...what da shiate?

Apparently this happened at a mall near BronyCon. I love the sparse crowd of children being exposed to...whatever this is.


Wonder if live-action trolling or "bad apples."
 
2014-08-03 09:56:38 PM  
Damn room got all dusty at halftime. 
Just spent some time talking about Zelda with my kid.....because reasons!!
 
2014-08-03 09:58:22 PM  
Apparently the refs remembered they have flags this half...
 
2014-08-03 09:59:48 PM  
No worries, Trindon Holliday will be up and fumbling in time for the regular season.
 
2014-08-03 10:01:33 PM  

bionicjoe: Damn room got all dusty at halftime. 
Just spent some time talking about Zelda with my kid.....because reasons!!


You and your kid watch mfc together?

d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net

I wish me and my dad had a relationship like that growing up.  Or that there was an internet or camgirls when i was growing up.
 
2014-08-03 10:03:22 PM  
|_|

It's good!
 
2014-08-03 10:03:48 PM  
What was the number for interception in last year's play-calling, Eli?
 
2014-08-03 10:04:34 PM  
OK, I LOLed at the JJ Watt commercial.
 
2014-08-03 10:05:07 PM  

elguerodiablo: bionicjoe: Damn room got all dusty at halftime. 
Just spent some time talking about Zelda with my kid.....because reasons!!

You and your kid watch mfc together?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 150x150]

I wish me and my dad had a relationship like that growing up.  Or that there was an internet or camgirls when i was growing up.


No. The Nintendo game.
The middle kid is playing Diablo, and the oldest (daughter) is playing Watch Dogs which I just bought for the middle kid.
 
2014-08-03 10:08:41 PM  
Horse-caller?
 
2014-08-03 10:08:48 PM  
Son is named Waltarius?!?
 
2014-08-03 10:08:57 PM  
BIG WALT!!!

GO HAWKS!!!
 
2014-08-03 10:09:10 PM  
I'm only here for The Curtis Painter Era, at this point.
 
2014-08-03 10:10:23 PM  

smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?


Tell Walter he was wrong.
 
2014-08-03 10:11:57 PM  

Linkster: smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?

Tell Walter he was wrong.


I'll tweet 'em....that'll show 'em!
 
2014-08-03 10:12:45 PM  

smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-03 10:12:45 PM  

elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?


Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE
 
2014-08-03 10:12:49 PM  

robsul82: I'm only here for The Curtis Painter Era, at this point.


I'm just here to watch Eli take a wayward football to the face.
aka Clown Shoes
aka you guys
 
2014-08-03 10:13:25 PM  

elguerodiablo: smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x287]


When I was little I was called Walrus for awhile.
 
2014-08-03 10:14:06 PM  

Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?

Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE


Wool! Something to look forward to tomorrow!
 
2014-08-03 10:17:07 PM  
End of 3! And I saw a Giants player with the last name of Schwartz....


/good night all
//may the Schwaaaaarttzzzz be with yoooouuuuu....
///slashies!
 
2014-08-03 10:17:32 PM  

Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?

Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE


Can I play too?
rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-08-03 10:17:44 PM  
You know it's been a bad day when I forget there's football on, even if it's only preseason. I tuned in to hear Al & Chris talk about the Giants' need for a TE. It's sad that Mark Bravaro would be better than any of their other options.
 
2014-08-03 10:18:16 PM  

elguerodiablo: smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x287]


Nobody wants to be a Walrus?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-03 10:19:45 PM  
Yeah, I think turning on Daniel Lanois' "Sonho Dourado" from the Friday Night Lights movie score (plays when they lose) is very apt to this 4th quarter preseason football going on, lol.  Good job me.
 
2014-08-03 10:20:45 PM  
Aneas Williams' career was like dry semen?
 
2014-08-03 10:20:53 PM  

CyberKultist: PaulieattheTap: Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...

You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!

Sounds like "beer on the porch" weather!

/stay safe


Oh hell no!  I haven't seen this much lightning in a while.  Spider, ground strikes and constant deep rumbles.  There were earth, and window shaking strikes.  Damn.  It getting worse again.  I thought it was close to over.   Even during a hurricane I haven't seen this much.
 
2014-08-03 10:21:01 PM  
Welp, another TD call run ruined by a sideline interview. Huzzah!
 
2014-08-03 10:21:03 PM  
TD Giants

Nassib to Washington, +73
 
2014-08-03 10:21:03 PM  
Wow...Giants with the Dagron TD
 
2014-08-03 10:21:03 PM  

NASSIB AWAKENS THE DAGRONS!!!

 
2014-08-03 10:21:54 PM  
"Dancing in the Dark" by The Boss.  Heh.
 
2014-08-03 10:22:05 PM  

bionicjoe: Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?

Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE

Can I play too?
[rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]


If someone's brave enough to put you in their league, of course you can play!
 
2014-08-03 10:22:11 PM  

harleyquinnical: You know it's been a bad day when I forget there's football on, even if it's only preseason. I tuned in to hear Al & Chris talk about the Giants' need for a TE. It's sad that Mark Bravaro would be better than any of their other options.


Don't feel too bad. I forgot it was on today until I checked the Fark Sports tab.
 
2014-08-03 10:22:37 PM  

PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: PaulieattheTap: Earguy: PaulieattheTap: Filling in for earguy tonight. Here is a nice NSFW image.

Thanks for the support!  Works for me...

You are welcome!  I got to shut down.  Lightning and Thunder every 3 - 7 seconds.  Check out the radar for Deerfield Beach FL.  The sky is orange!!!  PANIC!!!!

Sounds like "beer on the porch" weather!

/stay safe

Oh hell no!  I haven't seen this much lightning in a while.  Spider, ground strikes and constant deep rumbles.  There were earth, and window shaking strikes.  Damn.  It getting worse again.  I thought it was close to over.   Even during a hurricane I haven't seen this much.


Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!
 
2014-08-03 10:22:47 PM  

Triumph: Aneas Williams' career was like dry semen?


So his career was no Miley Cyrus' forehead?
 
2014-08-03 10:23:01 PM  

Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?

Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE


Thanks Di!
 
2014-08-03 10:23:07 PM  

robsul82: "Dancing in the Dark" by The Boss.  Heh.


YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK
 
2014-08-03 10:24:31 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Oh hell no! I haven't seen this much lightning in a while. Spider, ground strikes and constant deep rumbles. There were earth, and window shaking strikes. Damn. It getting worse again. I thought it was close to over. Even during a hurricane I haven't seen this much.


Wooooooow awesome! I mean, unless you're standing by a window and the lightning is all, "Fark this guy in particular" and then you get superpowers. Then it's mega-awesome.
 
2014-08-03 10:26:11 PM  
fark that shiat here comes wingo!

I hope that guy makes he team.
 
2014-08-03 10:28:58 PM  
US Bank featuring the pyrotechnics guy from Great White
 
2014-08-03 10:29:02 PM  

CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!


How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.
 
2014-08-03 10:29:07 PM  

smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?


His daughter is named Waleria.....
 
2014-08-03 10:30:08 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: harleyquinnical: You know it's been a bad day when I forget there's football on, even if it's only preseason. I tuned in to hear Al & Chris talk about the Giants' need for a TE. It's sad that Mark Bravaro would be better than any of their other options.

Don't feel too bad. I forgot it was on today until I checked the Fark Sports tab.


That was exactly my reminder too. -_-
 
2014-08-03 10:30:54 PM  
The Curtis Painter era begins inauspiciously.
 
2014-08-03 10:31:57 PM  
Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.
 
2014-08-03 10:32:04 PM  

PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!

How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.


Ive been tickled by lightning twice when its struck a tree and a rock nearby. Id rather have almost won he lottery.
 
2014-08-03 10:32:42 PM  

Di Atribe: bionicjoe: Di Atribe: elguerodiablo: Horse-caller?

Neigh.

And FFB thread should be live tomorrow morning. Book it. DONE

Can I play too?
[rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]

If someone's brave enough to put you in their league, of course you can play!


Hey, I'll have you know that Forte Acres & a Mule took the regular season & Superb Owl last year.
But I ain't gonna brag.

cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-08-03 10:32:44 PM  

eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.


EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?
 
2014-08-03 10:33:42 PM  

PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!

How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.


I put faith in my trees. If it misses all of those, it was just ment to be. Had one about 15 yards from me get struck couple months ago. That was pants-ruiningly fun.

/shower-strike would be terrifying though
 
2014-08-03 10:34:26 PM  
Curtis Painter still finds work?
 
2014-08-03 10:35:37 PM  

Azz Pumper: smd31: Son is named Waltarius?!?

His daughter is named Waleria.....


What about Walro?
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-03 10:36:40 PM  

elguerodiablo: Curtis Painter still finds work?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 10:37:08 PM  
SPINNING
 
2014-08-03 10:37:55 PM  

elguerodiablo: Curtis Painter still finds work?


iknowrite!?
 
2014-08-03 10:38:19 PM  
That is some true dedication to dreadlocks there Shabba.
 
2014-08-03 10:39:00 PM  

elguerodiablo: That is some true dedication to dreadlocks there Shabba.


Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.  Soooo much haaaaaair
 
2014-08-03 10:41:51 PM  

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?


You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.
 
2014-08-03 10:42:45 PM  

CyberKultist: PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!

How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.

I put faith in my trees. If it misses all of those, it was just ment to be. Had one about 15 yards from me get struck couple months ago. That was pants-ruiningly fun.

/shower-strike would be terrifying though


Were your ears ringing? Did you feel that weird tingle? Were you all AAAAH I CAN'T SEE! I'm fascinated by lightning & what that might feel like. I've been close.... maybe 200 feet, but never THAT close.

And then there was that one time I went outside to watch an approaching tornado & ducked under a tree, thinking it would deflect some of the hail. That was a very stupid thing for me to do.
 
2014-08-03 10:45:43 PM  
Did any rookies/draft picks show up big for either team tonight?
 
2014-08-03 10:45:49 PM  
What's the playbook have for a 3rd & 30
 
2014-08-03 10:45:50 PM  

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.


More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?
 
2014-08-03 10:45:59 PM  
Question, guys:

Does Fark ever finish loading pages for you guys, or does it get hung up on some sort of image that won't load? It's been doing that for me all day, loading the page but never finishing no matter how much time I give it.
 
2014-08-03 10:46:35 PM  
What?

/Constantine. Meh.
 
2014-08-03 10:46:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: What's the playbook have for a 3rd & 30


Wing it and hope for DPI. It's a universal play.
 
2014-08-03 10:47:14 PM  

Di Atribe: PaulieattheTap: Oh hell no! I haven't seen this much lightning in a while. Spider, ground strikes and constant deep rumbles. There were earth, and window shaking strikes. Damn. It getting worse again. I thought it was close to over. Even during a hurricane I haven't seen this much.

Wooooooow awesome! I mean, unless you're standing by a window and the lightning is all, "Fark this guy in particular" and then you get superpowers. Then it's mega-awesome.


HI DI!!!

It got scary around here when the thunder was almost instant with every flash!  I've been too close to being struck many times to worry about superpowers.  Id have a superpower.  Watch the clouds and run for shelter before the shiat gets crazy.  Esp. in FL.  You can be hit from a storm more than 5 miles away.  I've seen it happen.

/CSB

I used to sail hobbies with friends of mine.  We out near the inlet and we saw a quick moving storm.  Lots of lightning coming at us.  We turtled the boat so the mast was under water and then laid between the pontoons.  It was about a minute later there were 2 or 3 strikes very close to us.  One hit a 50' luxury yacht and fried it power system.  He was less than 1/2 mile from us.  We could feel the shock through the water. That squall passed quickly and SeaTow was on us in minutes.  We told them we were OK, and pointed to the yacht.  He was drifting toward the jetty rocks.  We got righted and rushed to shore.  We beached just in time for the next wave of storms.   We sat at the bar for a couple of hrs as the storms came rolling through.

/end CSB

///skipping to the 3's
 
2014-08-03 10:47:56 PM  

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.

More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?


You're part of it too princess.
 
2014-08-03 10:48:01 PM  
Oh, geez. I thought we might get lucky and avoid fake hooker boots tonight. They snuck it in under the radar on us.
 
2014-08-03 10:49:14 PM  

Di Atribe: CyberKultist: PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!

How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.

I put faith in my trees. If it misses all of those, it was just ment to be. Had one about 15 yards from me get struck couple months ago. That was pants-ruiningly fun.

/shower-strike would be terrifying though

Were your ears ringing? Did you feel that weird tingle? Were you all AAAAH I CAN'T SEE! I'm fascinated by lightning & what that might feel like. I've been close.... maybe 200 feet, but never THAT close.

And then there was that one time I went outside to watch an approaching tornado & ducked under a tree, thinking it would deflect some of the hail. That was a very stupid thing for me to do.


Ears rang for a nice bit of next day but didn't feel much. Rubber sole shoes and on wooden porch had me kinda removed from it. Strike blocked by the house so no blinding (luckily. My eyes are so shiat it may have been permanent).

Yes, getting close to trees during storms usually isn't smart, lol. (we cut that one down, was too close to the house anyway)

/game has clownshoes
 
2014-08-03 10:49:28 PM  

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.

More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?

You're part of it too princess.


Shhh.  Don't ruin her moment.
 
2014-08-03 10:49:37 PM  
Yay, Ms. No Emotion is back
 
2014-08-03 10:50:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.

More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?

You're part of it too princess.

Shhh.  Don't ruin her moment.


Oh please, this year, we get to ruin this Bunny's moment.
 
2014-08-03 10:51:23 PM  
Well, it wasn't a bad game for what it was. It's so good to have football back, though.
 
2014-08-03 10:53:03 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Di Atribe: PaulieattheTap: Oh hell no! I haven't seen this much lightning in a while. Spider, ground strikes and constant deep rumbles. There were earth, and window shaking strikes. Damn. It getting worse again. I thought it was close to over. Even during a hurricane I haven't seen this much.

Wooooooow awesome! I mean, unless you're standing by a window and the lightning is all, "Fark this guy in particular" and then you get superpowers. Then it's mega-awesome.

HI DI!!!

It got scary around here when the thunder was almost instant with every flash!  I've been too close to being struck many times to worry about superpowers.  Id have a superpower.  Watch the clouds and run for shelter before the shiat gets crazy.  Esp. in FL.  You can be hit from a storm more than 5 miles away.  I've seen it happen.

/CSB

I used to sail hobbies with friends of mine.  We out near the inlet and we saw a quick moving storm.  Lots of lightning coming at us.  We turtled the boat so the mast was under water and then laid between the pontoons.  It was about a minute later there were 2 or 3 strikes very close to us.  One hit a 50' luxury yacht and fried it power system.  He was less than 1/2 mile from us.  We could feel the shock through the water. That squall passed quickly and SeaTow was on us in minutes.  We told them we were OK, and pointed to the yacht.  He was drifting toward the jetty rocks.  We got righted and rushed to shore.  We beached just in time for the next wave of storms.   We sat at the bar for a couple of hrs as the storms came rolling through.

/end CSB

///skipping to the 3's


And that's one of the several reasons I avoid water. Jeebus.

Well, first "game" of season is over. Time to go catch tonight's ep of the strain. Cya fWc marks tomorrow, rest of ya next game thread.
 
2014-08-03 10:53:29 PM  

Di Atribe: CyberKultist: PaulieattheTap: CyberKultist: Yup, I'd be outside with a drink, lol.

/nobody ever accused me of being sane
//td gnats!

How many times have you been close to a ground strike?  Me? About 5 too many. I got a jolt from a stike while in the shower once.  I'll never take another shower while lightning is close.

I put faith in my trees. If it misses all of those, it was just ment to be. Had one about 15 yards from me get struck couple months ago. That was pants-ruiningly fun.

/shower-strike would be terrifying though

Were your ears ringing? Did you feel that weird tingle? Were you all AAAAH I CAN'T SEE! I'm fascinated by lightning & what that might feel like. I've been close.... maybe 200 feet, but never THAT close.

And then there was that one time I went outside to watch an approaching tornado & ducked under a tree, thinking it would deflect some of the hail. That was a very stupid thing for me to do.


I don't know how close the strike was to me.  I remember getting in the shower while it was raining.  I was rinsing my hair when I felt a a shock traveling between my feet and head at the same time.  Then the big house rattling KA-BOOM!  I knew something close got struck by lightning and hit the water or sewer pipes.

SO, If it thunders, NO Shower for me!
 
2014-08-03 10:55:16 PM  
What about Sharknado 2?
 
2014-08-03 10:58:40 PM  

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.

More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?

You're part of it too princess.


Psh, as if I don't know that! I was just trying to lessen your accomplishment, get with the program!
 
2014-08-03 10:59:54 PM  
Was C.C. just trying to get into Eli's pants there?
 
2014-08-03 11:01:33 PM  
The closest one to me was when I was hiking back from the worlds largest medicine wheel with my sister and parents and lighting struck a rock close to the path.  I don't know if it knocked us down or we instinctively all just hit the deck but it made every hair on my body stand on end.
 
2014-08-03 11:04:21 PM  

PaulieattheTap: One hit a 50' luxury yacht and fried it power system. He was less than 1/2 mile from us. We could feel the shock through the water.


Hoooooly mackarels! That is terrifying/amazing. Wow.


PaulieattheTap: I was rinsing my hair when I felt a a shock traveling between my feet and head at the same time.


O_O
 
2014-08-03 11:09:16 PM  

Di Atribe: PaulieattheTap: One hit a 50' luxury yacht and fried it power system. He was less than 1/2 mile from us. We could feel the shock through the water.

Hoooooly mackarels! That is terrifying/amazing. Wow.


PaulieattheTap: I was rinsing my hair when I felt a a shock traveling between my feet and head at the same time.

O_O


Oh Yeah.  I've had some fun and exciting times.  Those are just ones involving lightning!  I'll wait for a waterspout thread to tell about how I nearly crapped my shorts on Lake Michigan.
 
2014-08-03 11:24:23 PM  

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di is here? I would say LOLDallas but I don't trust everyone from the East.

EDDIE what the hell are you talking about, you filthybird fan?

You mean a fan of the 2013 NFC East Champs.

More like the NFC LEAST, amirite guys?

You're part of it too princess.

Psh, as if I don't know that! I was just trying to lessen your accomplishment, get with the program!


When you win it, it's the best conference in the league.
When I win, it's the LEAST.

Okay doll.
 
2014-08-03 11:25:32 PM  

eddievercetti: When you win it, it's the best conference in the league.
When I win, it's the LEAST.

Okay doll.


Haha I never said that, come on now
 
2014-08-03 11:26:33 PM  
My lightning story:

It was summer camp on a lake in Maine in 1967. I was on a platform about 25' from shore when a thunderstorm came up really fast. We were told to get out of the water, and I took a running leap towards shore. I was about 4' under the surface and about 15' from shore when the boathouse right next to the beach was struck by lightning.

It felt like every inch of my body was hit with a ball peen hammer at once.

Luckily, my momentum and natural buoyancy got me close to the surface, close enough to the shore to where people could get me with minimum risk.

Not something I'd want to repeat.
 
2014-08-03 11:28:27 PM  

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: When you win it, it's the best conference in the league.
When I win, it's the LEAST.

Okay doll.

Haha I never said that, come on now


Which is why I'm interested this year, whether the REDACTEDs and the Gnats could actually be worth the hype again or doomed to repeat last season.
 
2014-08-04 12:25:16 AM  
Overall pleased. Nassib acquitted himself well, he'll definately be the backup so long as he's healthy and standing. Painter was unimpressive.

Andre Williams was very impressive, and I'm eager to see him against more First-stringers. 7 carries for 48 yards and a TD is a nice line for a pre-season game.
 
2014-08-04 08:04:39 AM  
Guess it's time to re-up the TF.  Football is back. Things return to normalcy.
 
2014-08-04 11:37:41 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: What about Sharknado 2?


Depends, is it an electric boogaloo?
 
2014-08-04 02:42:04 PM  
Fantasy thread is up for those of you interested.
 
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