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(WECT Wilmington)   The day will come when you find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction. When that day comes, and it most definitely will, don't spit blood at the police   (wect.com) divider line 37
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2014-08-03 04:12:56 PM  
Thus begin the bloody ebola apocalypse has
 
2014-08-03 05:05:20 PM  
There is much wisdom in that headline.  The correct course of action would have been to wave your penis at them and blow them kisses out of your asshole
 
2014-08-03 05:05:34 PM  
It's Monkey Junction, man. What else am I gonna do?
 
2014-08-03 05:05:41 PM  
And you may find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction.
And you may find yourself in another part of the world 
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife 
And you may ask yourself 
Well...How did I get here?
 
2014-08-03 05:06:39 PM  
oi61.tinypic.com

Just give him his farking phone call.
 
2014-08-03 05:07:26 PM  
Same as it ever was.... same as it ever was.
 
2014-08-03 05:07:31 PM  

RoyBatty: And you may find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction.
And you may find yourself in another part of the world 
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife 
And you may ask yourself 
Well...How did I get here?


It's like water flowing under ground.

/nicely done, btw
 
2014-08-03 05:15:26 PM  
I'm hoping that when my naked outside day comes that it's on a nice beach with all the water, sun, and sand I can fit up my crack!

*moves butt back and forth in the sand* sandy crack sandy crack sandy crack
 
2014-08-03 05:19:11 PM  
Letting the days go by
Let the police hold me down
 
2014-08-03 05:21:37 PM  
At least he's learnt something from all of this. Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
 
2014-08-03 05:22:20 PM  
And when you meet Jane, run away from him.
 
2014-08-03 05:22:22 PM  
Is monkey junction a euphemism for your taint?
 
2014-08-03 05:34:58 PM  
So THAT's why the water is hitting my feet...

I thought for sure it was a sewage leak.
 
2014-08-03 05:42:47 PM  
LOL nice headline .

The Iconoclast: Thus begin the bloody ebola apocalypse has


mephisto6: It's Monkey Junction, man. What else am I gonna do?



LOL This is why I waste my time on Fark .
 
2014-08-03 05:45:18 PM  
oh hey...I live about 10 minutes from there.

Usually the crazies stay downtown.
 
2014-08-03 05:48:50 PM  
"will come?"

/My journey has been long and not uneventful...
 
2014-08-03 05:52:11 PM  
Well at least I won't be naked and jacking it in San Diego.
 
2014-08-03 05:53:21 PM  
You may say to yourself:
MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
 
2014-08-03 05:53:46 PM  

RoyBatty: And you may find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction.
And you may find yourself in another part of the world 
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife 
And you may ask yourself 
Well...How did I get here?


Same as it ever was
same as it ever was
 
2014-08-03 05:57:42 PM  
Thanks to Fark, I know that this is a situation for the "son you got a panty on your mouth" mugshot.
 
2014-08-03 06:04:23 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: There is much wisdom in that headline.  The correct course of action would have been to wave your penis at them and blow them kisses out of your asshole


Not so much 'at' them, but in their general direction.
 
2014-08-03 06:09:06 PM  
Spit blood at a policeman: arrest, charges most likely a conviction. Policeman shoots and kills an innocent civilian/bystander: paid leave, an internal affairs investigation eventually clearing the cop of wrongdoing, no charges filed by the DA.
 
2014-08-03 06:14:37 PM  

Fupac: Is monkey junction a euphemism for your taint?


WTF do you do with your taint that you would even consider nicknaming it "monkey junction"??? Never mind. I really don't wanna know.  ;>p
 
2014-08-03 06:19:49 PM  
Monkey Junction: what's your function?
 
2014-08-03 06:22:27 PM  

skinink: Spit blood at a policeman: arrest, charges most likely a conviction. Policeman shoots and kills an innocent civilian/bystander: paid leave, an internal affairs investigation eventually clearing the cop of wrongdoing, no charges filed by the DA.


And possibly a promotion.
 
2014-08-03 06:44:48 PM  
Did everyone else star thinking "letting the days go by" when reading that headline?
 
2014-08-03 06:45:35 PM  
Anyone else play Ghostbusters on the C64? That was pretty fun times.
 
2014-08-03 06:54:12 PM  

RoyBatty: And you may find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction.
And you may find yourself in another part of the world 
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife 
And you may ask yourself 
Well...How did I get here?


There ain't no life at Monkey Junction
No one cares and no one knows
The moon hangs out at Monkey Juxction
The night has dealt the final blow.
 
2014-08-03 07:14:46 PM  

skinink: Spit blood at a policeman: arrest, charges most likely a conviction. Policeman shoots and kills an innocent civilian/bystander: paid leave, an internal affairs investigation eventually clearing the cop of wrongdoing, no charges filed by the DA.


Wrong song. We're doing 'Once In A Lifetime' here, not 'Little Pink Houses'.

/cause the simple man, baby, pays for the thrills
//the bills, the pills that kill
///Ain't that America home of the free
 
2014-08-03 07:15:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-03 07:50:29 PM  
I was doing that before it was cool.
 
2014-08-03 08:33:29 PM  
www.esquire.com
 
2014-08-03 10:31:35 PM  
What about Baboon County, USA?
 
2014-08-03 11:23:22 PM  

Tchernobog: oh hey...I live about 10 minutes from there.

Usually the crazies stay downtown.


I lived 10 minutes and this kind of shiat happens all the time! it got better after the piggly wiggly closed but there are trailer parks all around monkey junction were drugs are rife! but if your ever at monkey junction go to Rucker johns and have the honey covered croissants
 
2014-08-03 11:41:21 PM  

pagansexgod: Tchernobog: oh hey...I live about 10 minutes from there.

Usually the crazies stay downtown.

I lived 10 minutes and this kind of shiat happens all the time! it got better after the piggly wiggly closed but there are trailer parks all around monkey junction were drugs are rife! but if your ever at monkey junction go to Rucker johns and have the honey covered croissants

The Rucker Johns at Emerald Isle is better, but you've never heard of it.
 
2014-08-04 08:50:16 AM  
Clicked the link just to make sure it wasn't my cousin.  Surprisingly it was not.
 
2014-08-04 07:50:03 PM  
This should become a meme.
 
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