RoyBatty: And you may find yourself standing naked under the midday sun on a road near Monkey Junction.And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself Well...How did I get here?
The Iconoclast: Thus begin the bloody ebola apocalypse has
mephisto6: It's Monkey Junction, man. What else am I gonna do?
Smeggy Smurf: There is much wisdom in that headline. The correct course of action would have been to wave your penis at them and blow them kisses out of your asshole
Fupac: Is monkey junction a euphemism for your taint?
skinink: Spit blood at a policeman: arrest, charges most likely a conviction. Policeman shoots and kills an innocent civilian/bystander: paid leave, an internal affairs investigation eventually clearing the cop of wrongdoing, no charges filed by the DA.
Tchernobog: oh hey...I live about 10 minutes from there.Usually the crazies stay downtown.
pagansexgod: Tchernobog: oh hey...I live about 10 minutes from there.Usually the crazies stay downtown.I lived 10 minutes and this kind of shiat happens all the time! it got better after the piggly wiggly closed but there are trailer parks all around monkey junction were drugs are rife! but if your ever at monkey junction go to Rucker johns and have the honey covered croissants
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