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(Slate)   Scientists determine that to look fashionable, you must dress like a hipster   (slate.com) divider line 105
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2014-08-03 07:17:05 PM  
Do we not have an unlikely tag anymore?
 
2014-08-03 07:28:27 PM  
www.slate.com

I had a feeling Vin Diesel was gay...
 
2014-08-03 08:21:14 PM  

fusillade762: [www.slate.com image 590x590]

I had a feeling Vin Diesel was gay...


www.lovemarks.com
 
2014-08-03 08:22:31 PM  
Source: Slate

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-03 08:22:36 PM  
vontrapp.jpg
 
2014-08-03 08:25:12 PM  
To hell with fashionable, I'm going for awesome.
 
2014-08-03 08:26:44 PM  

fusillade762: [www.slate.com image 590x590]

I had a feeling Vin Diesel was gay...


anyone confident enough to dress like that you don't want to fark with.
 
2014-08-03 08:26:57 PM  
I seen a wanna be thug with skinny jeans the other day. The killer part is that no one ever told the jackass that he has a woman's hips.
 
2014-08-03 08:28:31 PM  
stokereport.comc1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-03 08:29:49 PM  

eas81: [stokereport.com image 508x655][c1.staticflickr.com image 640x281]


i47.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-03 08:29:55 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 08:31:55 PM  
dustinland.com
 
2014-08-03 08:33:38 PM  

b0rg9: [dustinland.com image 776x588]


You're so much smarter than the rest of us.
 
2014-08-03 08:37:30 PM  

baconbeard: b0rg9: [dustinland.com image 776x588]

You're so much smarter than the rest of us.


Nope, just more hipster.  Or less.
 
2014-08-03 08:40:22 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I seen a wanna be thug with skinny jeans the other day. The killer part is that no one ever told the jackass that he has a woman's hips.


Yup.
Came here to say I'd never fit into skinny jeans.
Ever.

/not a chance
 
2014-08-03 08:41:09 PM  
I believe the phrase these scientists are looking for is "carefully chaotic".
 
2014-08-03 08:41:50 PM  
I thought to be fashionable you to take it in the area.
 
2014-08-03 08:43:20 PM  

CleanAndPure: I thought to be fashionable you to take it in the area.


Arse!

Bloody auto correct!

Area works too I guess.
 
2014-08-03 08:44:48 PM  
I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
 
2014-08-03 08:45:37 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I seen a wanna be thug with skinny jeans the other day. The killer part is that no one ever told the jackass that he has a woman's hips.


Did you become erect?
 
2014-08-03 08:57:12 PM  
People with common sense determine that if you're dressed functionally you wont give a f*ck how you look.....

might just be me but I prefer comfort, durability, function, ease of movement, ease of care, etc. in the clothing I buy...
 
2014-08-03 08:59:02 PM  

i253.photobucket.com

 
2014-08-03 09:09:29 PM  
Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

And date and hang around girls like this:

33.media.tumblr.com

...and you can go on with your adoration of horrible mismatched color and styling, fake glasses, and beards-o-plenty of crap like this:

beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com

Just tell those "more alternative than thou" Hipster jerkoffs that if they listen to a band like Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy or something current like She Wants Revenge, it's called Goth (not some "safe for my parents to hear so they continue to send me trust fund dollars" genre like 'Post-Punk'), and morbidity may be fashionable this week but tell them to don't act like a pretentious asshole to the subculture they stole the idea from with the skull belts some of them wear currently (before they all do it and then it becomes "played out" to them).
 
2014-08-03 09:10:55 PM  
I have to dress like a hipster?

*cocks shotgun* get off my lawn you hipster douchebags!

You'll have to pry my sense of style from my cold dead body!
 
2014-08-03 09:13:34 PM  
Or just buy a couple of decent suits, trim that brownfield space on your chin and take that stupid f*cking hat off.
 
2014-08-03 09:14:55 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x316]


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-08-03 09:18:55 PM  
Every day is halloween.  Some of us just have better costumes.  These ain't them.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:42 PM  
Now you are just using that word to get greenlights. Tsk tsk subby.
 
2014-08-03 09:26:30 PM  
Clothing is a prison.
Free yourself.
 
2014-08-03 09:28:14 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Clothing is a prison.
Free yourself.


It gets down to about - nipply tits around here in the winter.  ♪ And I said ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh. ♫
 
2014-08-03 09:29:49 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x316]

And date and hang around girls like this:

[33.media.tumblr.com image 500x493]

...and you can go on with your adoration of horrible mismatched color and styling, fake glasses, and beards-o-plenty of crap like this:

[beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com image 183x265]

Just tell those "more alternative than thou" Hipster jerkoffs that if they listen to a band like Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy or something current like She Wants Revenge, it's called Goth (not some "safe for my parents to hear so they continue to send me trust fund dollars" genre like 'Post-Punk'), and morbidity may be fashionable this week but tell them to don't act like a pretentious asshole to the subculture they stole the idea from with the skull belts some of them wear currently (before they all do it and then it becomes "played out" to them).


I will need to see pics of  you and the chicks as proof for your retro goth style.

I knew plenty of goth kids in the 80s and 90s who were born with silver spoons in their mouths.

The goths I knew in the 80s did not wear skulls, they only wore dark clothes and no makeup.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:43 PM  
I farking hate fark's image caching bullshiat. It used to be easy to look at an image source to determine what the fark the context was or at least the source. Now I have to download the image, re-upload it to an image search engine, then hope it turns up something useful. What the farking hell, suck is supernova suck farkheads.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:18 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Clothing is a prison.
Free yourself.


"Don't you hate pants???"
 
2014-08-03 09:35:30 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x316]

And date and hang around girls like this:

[33.media.tumblr.com image 500x493]

...and you can go on with your adoration of horrible mismatched color and styling, fake glasses, and beards-o-plenty of crap like this:

[beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com image 183x265]

Just tell those "more alternative than thou" Hipster jerkoffs that if they listen to a band like Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy or something current like She Wants Revenge, it's called Goth (not some "safe for my parents to hear so they continue to send me trust fund dollars" genre like 'Post-Punk'), and morbidity may be fashionable this week but tell them to don't act like a pretentious asshole to the subculture they stole the idea from with the skull belts some of them wear currently (before they all do it and then it becomes "played out" to them).


Dressing like the gayest group that ever came out of spain.

espaciomusica.com
www.amordelibertad.com

And here is the video.
 
2014-08-03 09:36:13 PM  

vodka: I farking hate fark's image caching bullshiat. It used to be easy to look at an image source to determine what the fark the context was or at least the source. Now I have to download the image, re-upload it to an image search engine, then hope it turns up something useful. What the farking hell, suck is supernova suck farkheads.


Which browser do you use?
 
2014-08-03 09:37:34 PM  

Boo_Guy: Which browser do you use?


Browser doesn't matter, all images are now "img.fark.net/images/cache/" bullshiat
 
2014-08-03 09:39:43 PM  

vodka: Boo_Guy: Which browser do you use?

Browser doesn't matter, all images are now "img.fark.net/images/cache/" bullshiat


It does what I'm trying to give you a link to a GIS plugin/addon
 
2014-08-03 09:40:47 PM  
what=when
 
2014-08-03 09:44:41 PM  

Boo_Guy: It does what I'm trying to give you a link to a GIS plugin/addon


It's the same problem though, you're just trying to mitigate the damage. A reverse image search is not the same as knowing the original source.
 
2014-08-03 09:44:43 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x316]

And date and hang around girls like this:

[33.media.tumblr.com image 500x493]

...and you can go on with your adoration of horrible mismatched color and styling, fake glasses, and beards-o-plenty of crap like this:

[beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com image 183x265]

Just tell those "more alternative than thou" Hipster jerkoffs that if they listen to a band like Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy or something current like She Wants Revenge, it's called Goth (not some "safe for my parents to hear so they continue to send me trust fund dollars" genre like 'Post-Punk'), and morbidity may be fashionable this week but tell them to don't act like a pretentious asshole to the subculture they stole the idea from with the skull belts some of them wear currently (before they all do it and then it becomes "played out" to them).


Who gives a shiat? Presumably you're an adult. Just like what you like and hope you don't have judgmental assholes telling you that you're not allowed to like something because it doesn't belong to YOUR subculture.
 
2014-08-03 09:45:33 PM  

New Age Redneck: People with common sense determine that if you're dressed functionally you wont give a f*ck how you look.....

might just be me but I prefer comfort, durability, function, ease of movement, ease of care, etc. in the clothing I buy...


Sure but sweatpants aren't appropriate everywhere
 
2014-08-03 09:52:39 PM  

vodka: I farking hate fark's image caching bullshiat. It used to be easy to look at an image source to determine what the fark the context was or at least the source. Now I have to download the image, re-upload it to an image search engine, then hope it turns up something useful. What the farking hell, suck is supernova suck farkheads.


right click
copy image url
paste into google
click images
click search by image link that pops up
 
2014-08-03 09:55:30 PM  

vodka: Boo_Guy: It does what I'm trying to give you a link to a GIS plugin/addon

It's the same problem though, you're just trying to mitigate the damage. A reverse image search is not the same as knowing the original source.


Well IF you have firefox,  you can also right click on a image posted here,  then select "View Image Info".
Then you'll see "associated text: size x size: http://www.where_the_image_came_from.com"

For instance.  the associated text listed for the last image that theflatline posted is;
480x640 from http://www.amordelibertad.com/images/locomia6_copy.jpg

Any of the text on that info screen can be highlighted with your mouse then copied using the ctrl+c keyboard shortcut.
 
2014-08-03 09:56:01 PM  

CleanAndPure: CleanAndPure: I thought to be fashionable you to take it in the area.

Arse!

Bloody auto correct!

Area works too I guess.


I thought you were referencing THIS
 
2014-08-03 09:56:21 PM  
If you feel uncomfortable, you will look uncomfortable.  Wear whatever makes you happy.
 
2014-08-03 09:58:10 PM  

moothemagiccow: vodka: I farking hate fark's image caching bullshiat. It used to be easy to look at an image source to determine what the fark the context was or at least the source. Now I have to download the image, re-upload it to an image search engine, then hope it turns up something useful. What the farking hell, suck is supernova suck farkheads.

right click
copy image url
paste into google
click images
click search by image link that pops up


This doesn't work here,  you end up with the fark image cache link,  not the original.
 
2014-08-03 10:05:47 PM  
I wear boot-cut jeans, a t-shirt or sweatshirt depending on the weather, workboots, and a ball cap everyday.  I let my beard and hair grow out for winter and shave them off in the summer.  I hope I'm not a hipster just because I work outside...
 
2014-08-03 10:13:25 PM  

theflatline: DarkSoulNoHope: Sorry Slate. I'll dress similar to this:

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x316]

And date and hang around girls like this:

[33.media.tumblr.com image 500x493]

...and you can go on with your adoration of horrible mismatched color and styling, fake glasses, and beards-o-plenty of crap like this:

[beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com image 183x265]

Just tell those "more alternative than thou" Hipster jerkoffs that if they listen to a band like Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy or something current like She Wants Revenge, it's called Goth (not some "safe for my parents to hear so they continue to send me trust fund dollars" genre like 'Post-Punk'), and morbidity may be fashionable this week but tell them to don't act like a pretentious asshole to the subculture they stole the idea from with the skull belts some of them wear currently (before they all do it and then it becomes "played out" to them).

Dressing like the gayest group that ever came out of spain.

[espaciomusica.com image 550x413]
[www.amordelibertad.com image 480x640]

And here is the video.


I prefer these gals:

p3.music.126.net

mk-magazine.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEYDOaJvuws
 
2014-08-03 10:15:24 PM  

Boo_Guy: I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...


I just wear what I feel comfortable and happy wearing. Unfortunately that often lines up with "hipster" by accident. Fortunately, I don't care.
 
2014-08-03 10:23:27 PM  
I wear jeans and a t-shirt in the summer and in the winter I wear a flannel shirt, and have done so since the 60's. I have never paid any attention to fads or fashion, ever. I don't need the media to tell me what I have to wear to be hip at a particular moment in time.
 
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