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2014-08-03 08:39:14 AM
Any time I think Dick Morris might have a chance at being right, I just read the below article, laugh my ass off for a few minutes, and smack myself upside the head with a cast-iron skillet for daring to believe something so hilariously impossible.

http://thehill.com/opinion/columnists/dick-morris/264935-here-comes-t h e-landslide
 
2014-08-03 08:50:35 AM
FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?
 
2014-08-03 09:00:11 AM
If the man had a single shred of self-respect, he would become a preacher.  At least then his victims would be getting fleeced willingly.
 
2014-08-03 09:01:51 AM

enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?


Much to their dismay, they discovered that he had ethics.
 
2014-08-03 09:13:10 AM
I thought John R. Bolton had exclusive rights to that title.

/ Lawyer, former Diplomat, and a Neo-Con....
 
2014-08-03 09:37:33 AM

Candygram4Mongo: enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?

Much to their dismay, they discovered that he had ethics.


Nah, he just try to moonlight a bit...

Forbidden Doughnut: I thought John R. Bolton had exclusive rights to that title.

/ Lawyer, former Diplomat, and a Neo-Con....


You're thinking of this guy...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-03 10:06:28 AM
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This man is trying REALLY, REALLY HARD to prove  subby wrong.
 
2014-08-03 10:22:03 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

"what a loser lol"
 
2014-08-03 10:31:05 AM
If you think Morris has a clue, you obviously don't know Dick
 
2014-08-03 10:37:55 AM
Is it wrong I read that as "Dick Moms" at first?
 
2014-08-03 10:48:29 AM
I lose all respect for Morris when he turned coat on Clinton.

Disloyalty is the biggest crime.
 
2014-08-03 10:58:41 AM
Every time I see Dick Morris I think, "That poor, poor hooker.  She really earned her money..."
 
2014-08-03 11:01:19 AM

Serious Black: Any time I think Dick Morris might have a chance at being right, I just read the below article, laugh my ass off for a few minutes, and smack myself upside the head with a cast-iron skillet for daring to believe something so hilariously impossible.

http://thehill.com/opinion/columnists/dick-morris/264935-here-comes-t h e-landslide


He...he thought Rmoney could take NJ?

By the nine, he's even stupider than I thought.
 
2014-08-03 11:12:10 AM
I think Obama should resign just in time for 10 full years of Joe Biden.
 
2014-08-03 11:12:13 AM
That's a pretty crowded podium
 
2014-08-03 11:25:28 AM
The top article on his site details how and why Jerry Brown will beat Hillary for the dem nomination.
 
2014-08-03 11:30:50 AM

PhiloeBedoe: Every time I see Dick Morris I think, "That poor, poor hooker.  She really earned her money..."


At least she has clean feet.
 
2014-08-03 11:40:43 AM

enry: PhiloeBedoe: Every time I see Dick Morris I think, "That poor, poor hooker.  She really earned her money..."

At least she has clean feet.


Ewww.
 
2014-08-03 11:55:57 AM
I got a computer phone call from Dick Morris trying to sell me his new book. I stayed on the line and spoke with the operator. I told her I could't afford to buy the book because the goddam Jews stole my job and gave it to some goddam spic, and maybe Mr. Morris could give me a job? She said I should go to the web site and ask for a job there. I said thanks and asked for her full name so I could say she recommended me.

Click.
 
2014-08-03 11:59:01 AM
Dick Morris....now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time....

his newletter "Picking up Pennies with Dick" is sure to be a huge seller eh?
 
2014-08-03 12:02:13 PM
Not if you're Rex Ryan at Payless
 
2014-08-03 12:12:24 PM
Is he still sucking toes? If so, I think I see the issue...........
 
2014-08-03 12:17:48 PM

enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?


He probably demonstrated that he had ethics, hence the firing.
 
2014-08-03 12:18:59 PM

Candygram4Mongo: enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?

Much to their dismay, they discovered that he had ethics.


*SHAKES TINY ETHICAL FIST*
 
2014-08-03 12:20:07 PM
Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.
 
2014-08-03 12:23:44 PM

eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.


The entire right wing derposphere is funded by scams.  I mean, a good portion of the ads on Fox News itself are for gold-buying and other sleazy scams like that.
 
2014-08-03 12:24:39 PM

enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?


He wanted to tell the truth?
 
2014-08-03 12:27:22 PM

jake_lex: eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.

The entire right wing derposphere is funded by scams.  I mean, a good portion of the ads on Fox News itself are for gold-buying and other sleazy scams like that.


Yep. the ratio of scam artists to true believers amongst far right wing pundits is almost certainly very high.

The same is almost certainly also true amongst fundie and megachurch preachers.

In both causes you have an audience (often the same one) that seems constitutionally unable to sniff out pretty obvious cons.
 
2014-08-03 12:30:08 PM

jake_lex: eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.

The entire right wing derposphere is funded by scams.  I mean, a good portion of the ads on Fox News itself are for gold-buying and other sleazy scams like that.


I know people who believe that crap. One couple I know buys and sells jewelry and precious metals all the time (and stock piles some away), but they refuse to have a 401k, a pension plan, any kind of stock, or any kind of meaningful savings account. Literally, their retirement plan is precious metals and jewelry. Each paycheck, whatever is left after bills and food goes to it.
 
2014-08-03 12:32:45 PM
Dick Morris? The dumbass who predicted Romney would win in a landslide with 325 electoral votes and then claimed that Obama won in a squeaker with 332 electoral votes?
 
2014-08-03 12:36:49 PM

mgshamster: I know people who believe that crap. One couple I know buys and sells jewelry and precious metals all the time (and stock piles some away), but they refuse to have a 401k, a pension plan, any kind of stock, or any kind of meaningful savings account. Literally, their retirement plan is precious metals and jewelry. Each paycheck, whatever is left after bills and food goes to it.


Once my dad retired his e-mail box started getting full of this crap.  You can't sign up for any investment service without receiving a thousand e-mails on how gold or this oil well bond will make you a million dollars over night. Fortunately my dad has a clue and manages his investments and savings rationally but I can see a lot of scared old people falling for it left and right.
 
2014-08-03 12:39:42 PM

enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?


He raised objections to the lack of ethical standards at FNC, and got fired for it?

/haven't read the thread, might be the fourth person to make this joke, don't care.
 
2014-08-03 12:40:49 PM

Candygram4Mongo: enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?

Much to their dismay, they discovered that he had ethics.


Dammit!  *Shakes cheeto-stained fist*
 
2014-08-03 12:50:46 PM

max_pooper: Dick Morris? The dumbass who predicted Romney would win in a landslide with 325 electoral votes and then claimed that Obama won in a squeaker with 332 electoral votes?


Yeah...I'm pretty sure it's THAT Dick Morris.

/no clicky from me...already washed my hands this morning
 
2014-08-03 12:54:21 PM

Stone Meadow: max_pooper: Dick Morris? The dumbass who predicted Romney would win in a landslide with 325 electoral votes and then claimed that Obama won in a squeaker with 332 electoral votes?

Yeah...I'm pretty sure it's THAT Dick Morris.

/no clicky from me...already washed my hands this morning


The article is someone making fun of dick for being the wrongest man in america. Not an article written by dick.
 
2014-08-03 12:57:06 PM

mgshamster: Stone Meadow: max_pooper: Dick Morris? The dumbass who predicted Romney would win in a landslide with 325 electoral votes and then claimed that Obama won in a squeaker with 332 electoral votes?

Yeah...I'm pretty sure it's THAT Dick Morris.

/no clicky from me...already washed my hands this morning

The article is someone making fun of dick for being the wrongest man in america. Not an article written by dick.


Well in THAT case... :)
 
2014-08-03 01:03:47 PM
Why does Dick Morris always sound like my Jewish great-grandmother?
 
2014-08-03 01:09:28 PM

Milo Minderbinder: Why does Dick Morris always sound like my Jewish great-grandmother?


Because you never write or call him, either.
 
2014-08-03 01:11:04 PM
I always ask the ladies to check out my Dick Morris.
 
2014-08-03 01:11:20 PM

Brokenseas: enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?

He raised objections to the lack of ethical standards at FNC, and got fired for it?

/haven't read the thread, might be the fourth person to make this joke, don't care.


In your defense, you correctly predicted that you would be the fourth person do make the point...
 
2014-08-03 01:12:06 PM

jake_lex: eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.

The entire right wing derposphere is funded by scams.  I mean, a good portion of the ads on Fox News itself are for gold-buying and other sleazy scams like that.


I've seen the reverse mortgage scam ads on MSNBC. And some of the gold bug ones, too.

Grifting, not just for wing nuts anymore.
 
2014-08-03 01:21:50 PM

eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.


What he's doing sounds like pump and dump. That's not legal.
 
2014-08-03 01:22:45 PM
Dick Morris is a GREAT stock prognosticator! Just remember to SELL RIGHT NOW whatever stock he is pushing, that way you can possibly actually make some money before the stock gets downgraded to penny-stock status!
 
2014-08-03 01:23:12 PM
He's not predicting that Obama will resign, he's just saying that it would not surprise him.  For all we know, discovering that the moon is made of green cheese wouldn't surprise him either.
 
2014-08-03 01:25:33 PM

runwiz: He's not predicting that Obama will resign, he's just saying that it would not surprise him.  For all we know, discovering that the moon is made of green cheese wouldn't surprise him either.


Considering how colossally wrong he's been in politics, yet still finds employment in the political field, I'd imagine nothing surprises him anymore.  The fact that he's still employed has probably destroyed any sense of surprise he's capable of feeling.
 
2014-08-03 01:31:08 PM

Candygram4Mongo: Brokenseas: enry: FTFA: ...Tobin Smith (who was fired from Fox News for ethics reasons)...

Wait, what? How the hell do you get fired from FNC for ethics reasons?

He raised objections to the lack of ethical standards at FNC, and got fired for it?

/haven't read the thread, might be the fourth person to make this joke, don't care.

In your defense, you correctly predicted that you would be the fourth person do make the point...


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-03 01:31:28 PM

SilentStrider: Is it wrong I read that as "Dick Moms" at first?


Are you kidding? Those are the words I live by!
 
2014-08-03 01:44:36 PM

jake_lex: eiger: Anyone who thinks Dick Morris is stupid is fooling themselves.

He's a conman. He's figured out that as long as he tells conservatives what they want to hear, they'll never turn on him no matter how wrong he is. They'll just keep lapping it up.

The fact that he's now selling penny stocks just shows that he's decided to fleece the rubes in a more direct fashion.

The entire right wing derposphere is funded by scams.  I mean, a good portion of the ads on Fox News itself are for gold-buying and other sleazy scams like that.


Heh, I had a dickhole former boss who in passing had mentioned something about how all his gold investments would help him weather the next big financial crisis. I'm very much looking forward to the day he loses everything.

I'm so split about the whole gold frenzy because I don't give a crap about libertarian a-holes like the aforementioned boss losing everything, but I wouldn't want to scare some nice old couple out of their retirement savings. If I could insure I was fleecing only the right people, I would quit my job tomorrow and start selling gold.
 
2014-08-03 01:48:00 PM
Dick Morris...hahahaha!
 
2014-08-03 01:52:35 PM
I'm considering subscribing to his newsletter just so I can figure out what stocks to short.
 
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