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(Daily Mail)   You can now be buried in a custom-made Jack Daniels bottle (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-08-03 09:13:51 AM  
If I can get a Patrón bottle, I'm in.
 
2014-08-03 09:31:51 AM  
You get to have no class for eternity.
 
2014-08-03 10:01:01 AM  
and he almost fits in it wtf
 
2014-08-03 10:04:45 AM  
Is that before or after your make-a-wish shows a questionable video supporting the Confederacy?

/ with link; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLaQWFJ TPG0&sns=em (copy/pasta)
 
2014-08-03 10:04:49 AM  

grokca: You get to have no class for eternity.


dan-medeiros.com

/who cares? You'll be dead
//there is no eternity
 
2014-08-03 10:06:43 AM  
For that person who says he just wants to crawl into a bottle and die.
soberingconclusion.com
 
2014-08-03 10:06:50 AM  
Hey, look. Another way for the funeral home to bend your loved ones over and dry-fark them without even a reach around after you're dead.

They're dead. Gone. They have ceased to be. They'd be pushing up daisies if you hadn't shot them full of Formalin and made Grandpa look like Grandma. Doing this won't bring them back. And it won't bring you closure - especially when you get the ten or twenty grand bill.

/donating body to the local medical school.
//they can have the organs, too. Someone else can use them. I won't be.
 
2014-08-03 10:09:44 AM  
What a great way to waste money on a lot of shiat that doesn't matter and that you'll never be able to enjoy.  And thanks for the momentary association of Jack Daniels with a decomposing body.
 
2014-08-03 10:10:05 AM  
Over a 28-day period in February 2007 I was attacked 74 times and there were some days we would get three or four hits in one day.

As opposed to once a day for 27 days & then 47 times on the last?

His wife meanwhile, tired of his shiat, plans on cremating him & selling the 'bottle' to a liquor store for them to put up on their roof as an advertising piece.
 
2014-08-03 10:14:44 AM  
Wait a second, does the real JD label seriously say "100% proof"?

*checks* No, no it does not.
 
2014-08-03 10:20:56 AM  

Dragonflew: Wait a second, does the real JD label seriously say "100% proof"?

*checks* No, no it does not.


I'm pretty sure JD doesn't have some dudes name and birth date on the bottle either.......
 
2014-08-03 10:21:19 AM  
Hey subby, was the Hero tag too drunk to work this headline?

This man is a hero to every professional drunk out there!

/drink!
 
2014-08-03 10:22:01 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Over a 28-day period in February 2007 I was attacked 74 times and there were some days we would get three or four hits in one day.

As opposed to once a day for 27 days & then 47 times on the last?

His wife meanwhile, tired of his shiat, plans on cremating him & selling the 'bottle' to a liquor store for them to put up on their roof as an advertising piece.


She'll cremate him and bury his remains in an empty bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

/Or a plastic gallon of Popov
//Christian Brothers brandy
 
2014-08-03 10:22:40 AM  
i1.wp.com

Likes the idea.
 
2014-08-03 10:26:48 AM  

robertus: She'll cremate him and bury his remains in an empty bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

/Or a plastic gallon of Popov
//Christian Brothers brandy


I (unfortunately) know some people who need to be buried in a giant Natty Light can.
 
2014-08-03 10:30:27 AM  
This is like Bridezillas, but with coffins and way fewer breast implants.
 
2014-08-03 10:42:23 AM  
I am so half-way there. Bartender, another round!
 
2014-08-03 10:45:22 AM  
Jack Daniels is notoriously litigious when it comes to their brand (if you ignore the first letter where they politely ask you to stop). This could get interesting.
 
2014-08-03 10:45:49 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-03 11:12:33 AM  
Know who else should have been buried in a JD bottle?

www.cutthecap.com
 
2014-08-03 11:17:58 AM  
I'm not dead yet. I don't wan to go in the bottle.
 
2014-08-03 11:33:23 AM  
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
 
2014-08-03 11:51:17 AM  
Uh, do you actually have to be dead for this...

Because, if not, my vacation plans are SET!
 
2014-08-03 12:13:27 PM  
I'll be impressed if they can get the body in through the top of the bottle, ship-in-a-bottle style.
 
2014-08-03 12:19:28 PM  

Krustofsky: I'll be impressed if they can get the body in through the top of the bottle, ship-in-a-bottle style.


How do you think they bury abortions?
 
2014-08-03 12:30:15 PM  

ilikeracecars: Jack Daniels is notoriously litigious when it comes to their brand (if you ignore the first letter where they politely ask you to stop). This could get interesting.

Yep, he's going to get buried in litigation.
 
2014-08-03 02:24:24 PM  

thepeterd: ilikeracecars: Jack Daniels is notoriously litigious when it comes to their brand (if you ignore the first letter where they politely ask you to stop). This could get interesting.
Yep, he's going to get buried in litigation.


Nah.

Now the company/person that made money off it could be a very different story if they failed to get permission.

/I carve custom plaques and know a little about the subject
//Some companies can be a right coont about it
///ok, most
////Don't even think of using the USMC logos without permission
 
2014-08-03 02:51:41 PM  
Glass blow me.
 
2014-08-03 04:00:35 PM  
How about some weird caskets and coffins...

 www.helpingwithhomes.com 3.bp.blogspot.com stuffo.hswstatic.com static.guim.co.uk www.refinedguy.com

The weirdest...

i647.photobucket.com

pimpin' ain't easy!
 
2014-08-03 04:03:40 PM  
i57.tinypic.com

i61.tinypic.com

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-03 08:14:17 PM  
The way I'm gonna go they will be able to use an actual jack Daniels bottle.
 
2014-08-03 09:03:11 PM  
Can I get one in "Evan Williams Black"?
 
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