grokca: You get to have no class for eternity.
Dragonflew: Wait a second, does the real JD label seriously say "100% proof"?*checks* No, no it does not.
Recoil Therapy: Over a 28-day period in February 2007 I was attacked 74 times and there were some days we would get three or four hits in one day.As opposed to once a day for 27 days & then 47 times on the last?His wife meanwhile, tired of his shiat, plans on cremating him & selling the 'bottle' to a liquor store for them to put up on their roof as an advertising piece.
robertus: She'll cremate him and bury his remains in an empty bottle of Johnny Walker Red./Or a plastic gallon of Popov//Christian Brothers brandy
Krustofsky: I'll be impressed if they can get the body in through the top of the bottle, ship-in-a-bottle style.
ilikeracecars: Jack Daniels is notoriously litigious when it comes to their brand (if you ignore the first letter where they politely ask you to stop). This could get interesting.
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