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(New York Daily News)   Survey shows that Americans have many weird sexual fantasies but few carry them out. However, sexploration on public transportation is on the rise   (nydailynews.com) divider line 23
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2014-08-03 10:23:35 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 10:33:09 AM  
What's all this with fantasizing about "having an orgasm" in all these places?

What ever happened to fantasizing about farking someone?
 
2014-08-03 10:49:26 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's all this with fantasizing about "having an orgasm" in all these places?

What ever happened to fantasizing about farking someone?


Welcome to the Internet generation.
 
2014-08-03 11:10:50 AM  
Headline: Americans' sex fantasies

Article: Places where Americans think about, or would like to have sex

Actual Fantasy: Scarlett and Olivia have to vaseline-wrestle each other for the right to be my sex slave.

Location!= fantasy
 
2014-08-03 11:14:21 AM  
I want have an orgasm on the pitchers mound of a crowded baseball stadium, then pee and take a large dump... Pretty much make my bodily functions a matter of public record
 
2014-08-03 11:37:17 AM  

baconbeard: AverageAmericanGuy: What's all this with fantasizing about "having an orgasm" in all these places?

What ever happened to fantasizing about farking someone?

Welcome to the Internet generation.


I gathered from their choice of phrase that they included places people might fantasize about farking only themselves
 
2014-08-03 11:47:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's all this with fantasizing about "having an orgasm" in all these places?

What ever happened to fantasizing about farking someone?


That was my first thought - I can't really recall using a 'location' as part of MY fantasy, it's almost exclusively centered on the/a person.  I guess I'm weird, I've never thought "wow, I'm banging in the bell tower of Notre Dame..."

Not exactly an electrifying article.
 
2014-08-03 12:43:04 PM  
bmwericus:
Not exactly an electrifying article.

Some people fantasize about that. Not me. Some people. Other people.
 
2014-08-03 12:52:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: Headline: Americans' sex fantasies

Article: Places where Americans think about, or would like to have sex

Actual Fantasy: Scarlett and Olivia have to vaseline-wrestle each other for the right to be my sex slave.

Location!= fantasy


I'll take loser...
 
2014-08-03 01:26:18 PM  
Survey respondents said they found the home a perfectly galvanizing place for "sexploration," with 54% of respondents saying they enjoy sex in the shower and 35% admitting to sex in the kitchen.

Whoa whoa whoa, hey now, don't get too crazy. You might put an eye out.
 
2014-08-03 01:28:35 PM  
I've having sex on the balcony of my plane at 30,000 ft during the organ prelude for the church service, so I didn't finish the article.
 
2014-08-03 03:57:33 PM  
Meanwhile, what public sex in Russia might look like

i62.tinypic.com

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-03 04:30:30 PM  

grinding_journalist: Headline: Americans' sex fantasies

Article: Places where Americans think about, or would like to have sex

Actual Fantasy: Scarlett and Olivia have to vaseline-wrestle each other for the right to be my sex slave.

Location!= fantasy


The Boathouse

The Coatroom

The Servant's Quarters s

etc for Romance novel titles
 
2014-08-03 05:35:23 PM  

bmwericus: AverageAmericanGuy: What's all this with fantasizing about "having an orgasm" in all these places?

What ever happened to fantasizing about farking someone?

That was my first thought - I can't really recall using a 'location' as part of MY fantasy, it's almost exclusively centered on the/a person.  I guess I'm weird, I've never thought "wow, I'm banging in the bell tower of Notre Dame..."

Not exactly an electrifying article.


The bell tower of Notre Dame?

"Hi, I'm Esmerelda!"
 
2014-08-03 05:45:28 PM  
I had sex at the tropical birdhouse of Audubon Zoo inside an artificial tree with my ex-wife AFTER the divorce. We came hard and fast.
 
2014-08-03 06:10:33 PM  
I have a fantasy...

To have sex with who I want...when I want...where I want...how I want...for a long as I want...with no consequences or repercussions.

...or how about just a nice time with a nice lady

/either way, is that so much to ask??
 
2014-08-03 06:21:05 PM  

mjjt: Meanwhile, what public sex in Russia might look like

[i62.tinypic.com image 800x533]

[i62.tinypic.com image 800x533]


Man the indian kid from chuck has really hit skid row, hasn't he?
 
2014-08-03 06:47:17 PM  
"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy tum?"

That is my new fantasy. I think diapers and orthadox jew wigs get involved somewhere too.
 
2014-08-03 06:50:27 PM  
Or just some nice boat sex while listening to white zombie with some strobe lights going in a quiet cove at midnight.
 
2014-08-03 07:52:29 PM  

Dahnkster: I had sex at the tropical birdhouse of Audubon Zoo inside an artificial tree with my ex-wife AFTER the divorce. We came hard and fast.


So the reason she divorced you didn't change, eh minute man?
 
2014-08-03 08:46:07 PM  
wow a chance to use this already

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-08-03 09:46:37 PM  
Miss Scarlet, in the Kitchen, with the Lead Pipe...
 
2014-08-04 01:14:31 AM  
"He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. "

 - The Fifth Elephant
 
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