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(KSBW Monterey)   Woman who fled to Mexico because she thought she would be "untouchable" there after she took part in the murder of a 14-year-old boy is deported back to California after being caught by police in Tijuana   (ksbw.com) divider line 27
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2014-08-03 02:12:30 AM  
11 votes:
Holy CRAP, did she stab him with her eyebrows???
2014-08-03 02:18:02 AM  
9 votes:
Maybe Mexico should build a border fence to keep our criminals from crossing the border and wreaking havok in their country.
2014-08-03 03:23:26 PM  
5 votes:

Nemo's Brother: And most decent nations don't want a murderer/rapist running around in their backyard. Unless that rapist is a famous director in France, and the left in the US love him.


Yes, I was just down at the local NPR station for caviar and chardonnay brunch, and we were talking about who we love more: Roman Polanski, Che Guevara, or Joseph Stalin. I don't know if we came to a consensus, but I do know we were still talking about it as we got into our limousines and private jets, because that was when we saw a hard-working regular American (ugh, the very idea) in a pickup truck and we sniffed about how unenlightened it was for him to be driving such an inefficient vehicle.

Then we... I don't know, something about Robert Mapplethorpe, and how we secretly know that Sarah Palin is right about everything but we're just too cowardly to admit it. Etc. etc.

Also we're coming for your children to force them to gay-marry crooked union bosses.

Love,
The Left

/if you're gonna bite, bite all the way, I always say
2014-08-03 10:24:19 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-08-03 07:54:25 AM  
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Strange they have so much trouble catching their own criminals

/it's almost like there were some external incentive or something


Drug cartels in Mexico are the equivalent of PACs in the US.  She must have been an independent.
2014-08-03 08:19:56 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-08-03 08:14:31 AM  
4 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

He might have claimed a gang just to seem tough to two older chicks.


I hope he learned his lesson
2014-08-03 08:04:15 AM  
4 votes:
She's a member of the dreaded "Vulcan" gang.
2014-08-03 10:24:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-08-03 09:21:30 AM  
3 votes:

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Holy CRAP, did she stab him with her eyebrows???


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No need to get angry
2014-08-03 08:49:58 AM  
3 votes:
Silly woman. She's not a award-winning Hollywood director.
2014-08-03 10:13:23 AM  
2 votes:
I think anyone with eyebrows that arched should be put in prison immediately. If they haven't killed anyone yet, it's just a matter of time

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2014-08-03 08:19:52 AM  
2 votes:

IamKaiserSoze!!!: drjekel_mrhyde: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

He might have claimed a gang just to seem tough to two older chicks.

I hope he learned his lesson


I don't think he'll be doing it again.
2014-08-03 08:08:28 AM  
2 votes:
Well, I for one, wouldn't touch her. Those half-vulcans are trouble.
2014-08-03 08:04:12 AM  
2 votes:
Pure fantasy. No way a murderer is caught by police in Tijuana.
2014-08-03 07:32:54 AM  
2 votes:
If we could only reverse engineer this.
2014-08-03 10:44:31 AM  
1 votes:
Was she eating BBQed iguana?
2014-08-03 09:13:31 AM  
1 votes:

Badmoodman: Pure fantasy. No way a murderer is caught by police in Tijuana.


This fits right in. They aren't only sending their crinimals over, they're sending ours back. Mexico is going to be a pretty nice place once all the crinimals are gone.
2014-08-03 09:09:01 AM  
1 votes:

Fank: I'd touch her. With my penis.

Glad my penis isn't 14 though.


If your penis was 14, would that make you a pedophile for masturbating?

Please let me know, because my penis is only 12.

Oh wait, that's inches, nevermind.
2014-08-03 09:02:11 AM  
1 votes:
Would have worked better if she walked across the border with a legal gun. They'd never let come back.
2014-08-03 08:38:39 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus Christ. That's not a woman. That's an alien in a skinsuit.

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2014-08-03 08:36:54 AM  
1 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: IamKaiserSoze!!!: drjekel_mrhyde: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

He might have claimed a gang just to seem tough to two older chicks.

I hope he learned his lesson

"Ricardo, when someone with Sharpie eyebrows asks you if you're a gangbanger, you say 'No'."


Does that include you, Mom?
2014-08-03 08:25:29 AM  
1 votes:

IamKaiserSoze!!!: drjekel_mrhyde: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

He might have claimed a gang just to seem tough to two older chicks.

I hope he learned his lesson


"Ricardo, when someone with Sharpie eyebrows asks you if you're a gangbanger, you say 'No'."
2014-08-03 08:06:06 AM  
1 votes:
Is she a US citizen? If not, she'll be deported after she serves her sentence...
2014-08-03 08:05:50 AM  
1 votes:
Something, something, Eyebrows/Casey Anthony sandwich, something


Oh, then probably death.

I must have a male black widow spider complex.
2014-08-03 07:57:43 AM  
1 votes:
One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.
2014-08-03 07:56:59 AM  
1 votes:
Need a full body shot to determine how touchable she might be.
 
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