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(KSBW Monterey)   Woman who fled to Mexico because she thought she would be "untouchable" there after she took part in the murder of a 14-year-old boy is deported back to California after being caught by police in Tijuana   (ksbw.com) divider line 74
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2014-08-03 12:00:09 PM  
Thereby proving...

If you're currently in Mexico, you'll wind up here eventually.
 
2014-08-03 12:08:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.


Yuuup!
 
2014-08-03 12:17:45 PM  
She should have continued on to Belize.
 
2014-08-03 12:23:26 PM  

Fank: I'd touch her. With my penis.

Glad my penis isn't 14 though.


She looks like she'd bite it off.
 
2014-08-03 12:42:30 PM  
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This will be her cellie in the all new "Eyebrows in Prison" reality show.

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This is the older sister who told her she'd be untouchable in Mexico.

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Her BFF who has not been arrested yet.
 
2014-08-03 12:59:28 PM  
So every fugitive thread needs to mention Polanski and how much the left loves him? Sheet, get over it.
 
2014-08-03 01:02:45 PM  

Champion of the Sun: So every fugitive thread needs to mention Polanski and how much the left loves him? Sheet, get over it.


So we're just supposed to ignore the war you are waging on women?
 
2014-08-03 01:07:19 PM  
Meep Meep

/ that's popular music
 
2014-08-03 01:07:20 PM  

umad: Champion of the Sun: So every fugitive thread needs to mention Polanski and how much the left loves him? Sheet, get over it.

So we're just supposed to ignore the war you are waging on women?


the war I am waging? Listen, we rape them, you force them to carry rape babies to term.  we'rewaging war together.
 
2014-08-03 01:26:48 PM  
She looks like the third Duras sister.

Probably slew the boy in honorable combat.
 
2014-08-03 01:41:14 PM  
www.ksbw.com
When she was caught, she said, "Heghlu'meH, QaQ, jajvam."
 
2014-08-03 01:48:56 PM  
1. There are plenty of easily touchable women in Tijuana.

2. My greatuncle was a Denver immigration lawyer for years, and he used to tell us that when a suspect with family in Mexico would skip bail, the FIRST place the skip tracers would look was the small town in Mexico where everyone knew the new guy in town.
 
2014-08-03 02:11:18 PM  

Snargi: When she was caught, she said, "Heghlu'meH, QaQ, jajvam."


Should've told them it part of the rites of ascention
 
2014-08-03 02:21:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.


The victim was 14. He had time to change his life.
 
2014-08-03 03:05:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

The victim was 14. He had time to change his life.


Apparently not
 
2014-08-03 03:13:56 PM  
Nope.

They aren't the most efficient batch in the world. But they will turn over someone with an active warrant.
 
2014-08-03 03:23:26 PM  

Nemo's Brother: And most decent nations don't want a murderer/rapist running around in their backyard. Unless that rapist is a famous director in France, and the left in the US love him.


Yes, I was just down at the local NPR station for caviar and chardonnay brunch, and we were talking about who we love more: Roman Polanski, Che Guevara, or Joseph Stalin. I don't know if we came to a consensus, but I do know we were still talking about it as we got into our limousines and private jets, because that was when we saw a hard-working regular American (ugh, the very idea) in a pickup truck and we sniffed about how unenlightened it was for him to be driving such an inefficient vehicle.

Then we... I don't know, something about Robert Mapplethorpe, and how we secretly know that Sarah Palin is right about everything but we're just too cowardly to admit it. Etc. etc.

Also we're coming for your children to force them to gay-marry crooked union bosses.

Love,
The Left

/if you're gonna bite, bite all the way, I always say
 
2014-08-03 03:41:51 PM  
First off, how does one get their eyebrows to grow that way? Just curious, because mine don't go anywhere near that shape.

Secondly, if you're gonna "escape to Mexico," don't you think getting farther than frickin' TJ might be in your best interest????
 
2014-08-03 04:13:45 PM  

Ambivalence: Maybe Mexico should build a border fence to keep our criminals from crossing the border and wreaking havok in their country.


The question isn't "maybe"; it's "why not, already?"  (BTW - the word is "havoc".)
 
2014-08-03 04:38:14 PM  

Ambivalence: Maybe Mexico should build a border fence to keep our criminals from crossing the border and wreaking havok in their country.


They want to wreak a video game physics engine?

/cry havoc and let slip the Nazis of spelling!
 
2014-08-03 10:57:57 PM  

Yogimus: Gyrfalcon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: One gang banger dead, another headed to prison.

And nothing of value was lost.

The victim was 14. He had time to change his life.

Apparently not


Key word: "had."
 
2014-08-03 11:15:56 PM  

FriarReb98: Secondly, if you're gonna "escape to Mexico," don't you think getting farther than frickin' TJ might be in your best interest????


It reminds me of a kid playing some kind of chase game.  You touch home base, and you are fine.  Let go, they can get you.

She crossed the line, then stayed close enough she could sort of jump back and forth, wiggling her fingers and chanting "Nyah, nyah, can't catch me!".
 
2014-08-04 03:53:30 AM  

semiotix: Nemo's Brother: And most decent nations don't want a murderer/rapist running around in their backyard. Unless that rapist is a famous director in France, and the left in the US love him.

Yes, I was just down at the local NPR station for caviar and chardonnay brunch, and we were talking about who we love more: Roman Polanski, Che Guevara, or Joseph Stalin. I don't know if we came to a consensus, but I do know we were still talking about it as we got into our limousines and private jets, because that was when we saw a hard-working regular American (ugh, the very idea) in a pickup truck and we sniffed about how unenlightened it was for him to be driving such an inefficient vehicle.

Then we... I don't know, something about Robert Mapplethorpe, and how we secretly know that Sarah Palin is right about everything but we're just too cowardly to admit it. Etc. etc.

Also we're coming for your children to force them to gay-marry crooked union bosses.

Love,
The Left

/if you're gonna bite, bite all the way, I always say


That was beautiful, man. *wipes away tear*

/What kind of weird world does Nemo's Brother live in where Roman Polanski skipping bail is a political issue?
 
2014-08-04 10:41:18 AM  

semiotix: Nemo's Brother: And most decent nations don't want a murderer/rapist running around in their backyard. Unless that rapist is a famous director in France, and the left in the US love him.

Yes, I was just down at the local NPR station for caviar and chardonnay brunch, and we were talking about who we love more: Roman Polanski, Che Guevara, or Joseph Stalin. I don't know if we came to a consensus, but I do know we were still talking about it as we got into our limousines and private jets, because that was when we saw a hard-working regular American (ugh, the very idea) in a pickup truck and we sniffed about how unenlightened it was for him to be driving such an inefficient vehicle.

Then we... I don't know, something about Robert Mapplethorpe, and how we secretly know that Sarah Palin is right about everything but we're just too cowardly to admit it. Etc. etc.

Also we're coming for your children to force them to gay-marry crooked union bosses.

Love,
The Left

/if you're gonna bite, bite all the way, I always say


Cut it, print it. We're done here.

/bravo!
 
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