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(Daily Mail)   Ginny Weasley arrested for vandalizing a car with $3,000 worth of mascara damage. Somehow she could afford a little extra mascara for her tear stained cheeks. Surprising for a Weasley   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 102
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2014-08-03 10:42:50 AM
Crusaders who vandalize cars over perceived wrongdoings have got some serious mental issues.
 
2014-08-03 11:04:48 AM
Pretty and crazy.  That's her real hair color, gents.
 
2014-08-03 11:24:43 AM
An allegedly poorly parked car in the parking lot

commonsenseconspiracy.com
 
2014-08-03 11:25:19 AM

FriarReb98: That's her real hair color, gents


I would need to see some, ahem, evidence
 
2014-08-03 11:26:09 AM
Aww, reminds me when an ex-girlfriend did a similar thing to my car.. but with bologna and a baseball bat..


MMMMEEEEEEMMMMOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIESSSSSSSSS...


/goodtimes
//don't stick it.. well, you know..
///SLASHIES!
 
2014-08-03 11:28:43 AM

Glendale: An allegedly poorly parked car in the parking lot

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First thing I thought of.  Leaving happy.
 
2014-08-03 11:32:05 AM
And she cried, wonder if it's because of what she did or because she got caught?
Tough girl ain't so tough is she?
 
2014-08-03 11:33:43 AM
Ginny Weasley? More like Sansa Stark, IMHO.
 
2014-08-03 11:33:53 AM
She should have dumped that diary.
 
2014-08-03 11:34:38 AM

cig-mkr: And she cried, wonder if it's because of what she did or because she got caught?
Tough girl ain't so tough is she?

 
2014-08-03 11:36:13 AM
It was a hate crime.  She targeted the JCC parking lot.
 
2014-08-03 11:38:04 AM
Missouri teen faces felony charge after 'scratching and covering car in mascara that was poorly parked'

Damn straight.

It drives me into a blood rage when I see these bottles of mascara taking up two whole spaces!

The lines are there for a reason, farkwit!
 
2014-08-03 11:38:06 AM
I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.
 
2014-08-03 11:41:04 AM
Send her to me. I'll fix it.
 
2014-08-03 11:41:47 AM
Weasely...
ffhdbrhd7sg2o09k.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com

Weezyly...
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2014-08-03 11:44:08 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.


Seen it yesterday at the Tampa Mall; dropped my wife off to run and get some Earl sandwiches; I managed to park at the very edge of the parking lot and some guy came to his car to see the car next to him parked so close he couldn't even get in; so he gets in on the passenger side; throws his driver side door open to dent the other car; and takes off.

/I dropped her off because no way in hell I was leaving my truck unattended with freaks like this; sorry I went on a saturday afternoon, I should of known better
 
2014-08-03 11:44:55 AM
I'd let her smear mascara all over me
 
2014-08-03 11:45:22 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.


I remember years ago in Virginia Beach, a guy in a wheel chair would wait for someone to illegally park in handicap spaces. He would wheel up to the car then spray paint a handicap sign on the side of the car, then roll back and wait to see the looks on their faces,
 
2014-08-03 11:45:58 AM
There's a bit more passive/aggressive way to deal with that.

www.lolhome.com
 
2014-08-03 11:46:08 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Girls are funny that way.
 
2014-08-03 11:46:15 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.


This
 
2014-08-03 11:47:14 AM

Misconduc: TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.

Seen it yesterday at the Tampa Mall; dropped my wife off to run and get some Earl sandwiches; I managed to park at the very edge of the parking lot and some guy came to his car to see the car next to him parked so close he couldn't even get in; so he gets in on the passenger side; throws his driver side door open to dent the other car; and takes off.

/I dropped her off because no way in hell I was leaving my truck unattended with freaks like this; sorry I went on a saturday afternoon, I should of known better


I have no problem with a good deliberate door-ding if somebody parks you in.
 
2014-08-03 11:50:25 AM

XveryYpettyZ: Misconduc: TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.

Seen it yesterday at the Tampa Mall; dropped my wife off to run and get some Earl sandwiches; I managed to park at the very edge of the parking lot and some guy came to his car to see the car next to him parked so close he couldn't even get in; so he gets in on the passenger side; throws his driver side door open to dent the other car; and takes off.

/I dropped her off because no way in hell I was leaving my truck unattended with freaks like this; sorry I went on a saturday afternoon, I should of known better

I have no problem with a good deliberate door-ding if somebody parks you in.


My truck just hit 1,000 miles; any time now its due for a ding from some asshole that decides to park next to me because I park in the middle of NO where just trying to avoid being dinged.
/that clock is ticking lol
 
2014-08-03 11:51:48 AM
Surprised I haven't seen this yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvysuewIOs
 
2014-08-03 11:52:35 AM
This would be better if they used real paint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP30mhqmnQ

...and the guy who did the video? He should be punched, too.
 
2014-08-03 11:53:31 AM
How does mascara scratch a window? It's plastic.
 
2014-08-03 11:58:26 AM
Lit road flare.
 
2014-08-03 11:59:16 AM

Glendale: An allegedly poorly parked car in the parking lot


This.
 
2014-08-03 12:01:55 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Crusaders who vandalize cars over perceived wrongdoings have got some serious mental issues.


No, just the average entitlement the last generation or two appears to enjoy when they think that it's OK to do this because, after all, they're angry and the other person was wrong.
 
2014-08-03 12:04:24 PM
How does mascara do $3000 in damage?

They should try washing it off with tears.
 
2014-08-03 12:05:45 PM

dennysgod: There's a bit more passive/aggressive way to deal with that.

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I need to do that at work with the morons who put their SUV in the compact spots in the garage, making the adjacent spot too narrow for another car.
 
2014-08-03 12:08:09 PM
First ofd all, don't fark with anybodys car. A Jewish center? Just tell someone in charge, they'll handle it. I've had in the past, where I worked, a guy who had a propensity for parking his new vette like that. Just call security, they frown on that. He kept it up after the 3rd time, they booted his car. He kept it up, they booted it again, this time notified his director. It stopped.
 Once had a gal at the school district offices park he Nissan armada over a foot over the line in to the next space. I drive a compact, so parked in a space, allowing maybe a foot of space to get in. Later, a call came over the PA to move my car. The leviathan made it clear she was in a hurry, acting as if it were my fault I did it. I told her I can, and did park legally between the lines. She was really pissed when I told her She could get in her car if she weren't so fat. She then said she'd call the cops. I told her to go ahead, it's just wasting time. Eventually she got in to the passenger side of her vehicle and crawled over the seat. Did not want to see that.
 
2014-08-03 12:09:37 PM

Gramma: How does mascara do $3000 in damage?

They should try washing it off with tears.


damage the paint on the car maybe?
 
2014-08-03 12:10:27 PM
CSB: I lived in Scottsdale AZ for a long time, and while heading to AJs Fine Foods (best grocery store ever) for supplies, I came across a new Corvette parked lengthwise across 3 spots near the entrance. It's a traditionally busy parking lot, and that the jackass parked this way incensed me and probably everybody else who saw it. So I took my queue from him and parked right next to him, turning his 3x1 into a 3x2, and completely blocked him in. He had parked with the driver door facing the driving lane, so of course I had to pull in close enough so I wasn't blocking traffic, which sadly also blocked his drivers door.

I took a lot longer to peruse the isles instead of just quickly grabbing what I wanted, and came back out to find him patiently sitting in his car and not making eye contact with me. I drove off, and then watched him have to do a back-and-forward maneuver a few times to pull out of his "VIP" spot, because a handicap driver had parked really close behind him (in the handicap spot).

/When I see a non-handicap person park in a handicap spot I explain to my kids that the person is clearly mentally handicap, that's why they're allowed to park there
//I don't own a gun
///I would never dream of keying a persons car
////I eagerly await the counter-song to Carrie Underwoods, where her ex-boyfriend finds her and beats her ass, because those two deserve each other
 
2014-08-03 12:10:38 PM
More importantly she has farkers rethinking that whole dick in crazy thing.
 
2014-08-03 12:19:18 PM

Ex-Texan: First ofd all, don't fark with anybodys car.


THIS.

What horses were to people in the 19th cent. , cars are to people today.

/ usually ride the bus to work, but I've had to drive there on occasion...
// need my car to haul groceries as well ( live too far way to conveniently bike there & back)
 
2014-08-03 12:20:41 PM

Misconduc: TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.

Seen it yesterday at the Tampa Mall; dropped my wife off to run and get some Earl sandwiches; I managed to park at the very edge of the parking lot and some guy came to his car to see the car next to him parked so close he couldn't even get in; so he gets in on the passenger side; throws his driver side door open to dent the other car; and takes off.

/I dropped her off because no way in hell I was leaving my truck unattended with freaks like this; sorry I went on a saturday afternoon, I should of known better



It's should've (or should have), not should of. This is the fifth time I've caught you doing this on fark.
 
2014-08-03 12:21:02 PM

FnkyTwn: When I see a non-handicap person park in a handicap spot I explain to my kids that the person is clearly mentally handicap, that's why they're allowed to park there


When I see a non-handicap person park in a handicap spot I follow them into the store and very loudly congratulate them, "Hey dude, way to go, you totally blocked that wheelchair guy from parking in the handicap space. High five!"
 
2014-08-03 12:21:28 PM
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2014-08-03 12:22:15 PM

Gramma: How does mascara do $3000 in damage?

They should try washing it off with tears.


Didn't read the article?  She also scratched the windshield and one of the windows.  So - paint and glass, easily $3K.  I live about 3 minutes from where this happened.  The crappy cars in that lot are the 3 year old Mercedes.  (I'm not allowed to park my Kia there, or even drive by in daylight hours).
 
2014-08-03 12:23:48 PM
In high school one of the kids in my class took his fathers gorgeous McLaren F1 to school when his dad was out of town (I was a middle class kid in a well to do area). He parked across six spots in our very busy senior parking lot. So I took my 87 Volvo and parked within an inch of his car. He was not amused.
 
2014-08-03 12:24:25 PM

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Most likely yes.  Pipa has a very nice bum.
 
2014-08-03 12:27:21 PM

FnkyTwn: So I took my queue from him and parked right next to him, turning his 3x1 into a 3x2, and completely blocked him in.


Brilliant.
 
2014-08-03 12:28:40 PM
In college, some idiot keyed my car. I think it was because he was at the far end of the lot  waiting for a space to open up and I drove past him. First car I saw pull out, I pulled in. As I was getting out my car, he gave me a death glare but I simply shrugged and went to class.
 
2014-08-03 12:30:22 PM
Hate crime. Anti-semitism. Crying because she got caught. Won't go to college. Will become a stripper, have a kid with a pimp, will become tweaker. End of sad story.
 
2014-08-03 12:32:23 PM
It's too bad because sometimes you can't help but be a bad parker. Once here in Austin I got an angry note because I parked crooked, but I only parked crooked because the ginormous SUV parked next to me parked too far over, so by the time I got out of the HEB a passive aggressive ass had just left a note on my car, Sucks.
 
2014-08-03 12:33:11 PM
I carry a valve stem core tool in my car for times like that.
 
2014-08-03 12:33:26 PM

Speaker2Animals: TofuTheAlmighty: I usually decry vigilante justice but I'm ok with defacing cars of incourteous assholes.

This


OK then, you two just tell us exactly where you have parked your cars.
 
2014-08-03 12:34:58 PM

FormlessOne: No, just the average entitlement the last generation or two appears to enjoy when they think that it's OK to do this because, after all, they're angry and the other person was wrong.


Well,. I agree with you, but I don't think that attitude is confined to young people.

FnkyTwn: CSB: I lived in Scottsdale AZ for a long time,


I don't know if this something that I just don't see, living in poor town, but when I was working down that way, I hung out in the Scottsdale area at the library. Before it got too hot, I just stayed in my camper, parked in front of the library, and posted on Fark. Three different times, someone ran into me while they were pulling out (the parking lot is slightly too small). They didn't know I was in the camper, and it's kind of dumpy anyway, but they didn't even think of stopping. Twice I saw some old person bump someone elses' car while they were pulling in or leaving. Is this normal behavior? Is this what rich people do, or does nobody give a shiat at all?

fortunately, my old truck is solid metal, and they were probably driving plastic future cars, so they probably damaged their vehicle. I never would have noticed they hit me at all, except that I was sitting in the damn thing at the time. So haha.
 
2014-08-03 12:41:38 PM
fark her. I hate these asshole parking vigilantes. Less than 3 months after my mom won her brand new F150 in the Brawny contest, some piece of shiat decided to key the passenger side door while the truck was parked AT THE FARTHEST END OF THE LOT of a Barnes & Noble. We had it occupying two spaces so that we could get our elderly and disabled grandfather and his wheelchair out because with as wide as that truck is, there was pretty much no way we could have opened the door fully enough to do it in one space...so we parked as far away as possible and some dumb coont still felt the need to "show us". I guess they tried to scratch a dick into the door but it wound up just looking like 3 interlocking circles. I'm still very bitter about it...that was the first brand new vehicle my mom ever owned and it was the truck she'd been wanting for years. To have it defaced like that simply because we were trying to accommodate our disabled grandfather was really infuriating.

/There were cameras in the lot but after speaking with security, they informed us that
 
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