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(Daily Mail)   The real reason Farkers hate Justin Bieber   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 100
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2014-08-03 01:48:54 AM  
DNRTFA but I'm pretty sure it's because he's a douchebag.

Fark, as a whole, has a considerable anti-douchebag bias.
 
2014-08-03 01:55:26 AM  

Ambivalence: DNRTFA but I'm pretty sure it's because he's a douchebag.

Fark, as a whole, has a considerable anti-douchebag bias.


I know I voted douchebag

/actually, I wrote in three-stage doucherocket
//same idea though
 
2014-08-03 01:55:51 AM  

Ambivalence: DNRTFA but I'm pretty sure it's because he's a douchebag.

Fark, as a whole, has a considerable anti-douchebag bias.


Yep. I don't give a crap who is dating, etc. I don't like him because he's a douchebag punk.
 
2014-08-03 02:03:15 AM  

TEAM DOUCHEBAG!

 
2014-08-03 05:55:41 AM  
Is it because he's a douchebag? It's because he's a douchebag, isnt' it?
 
2014-08-03 07:11:24 AM  

fusillade762: Is it because he's a douchebag? It's because he's a douchebag, isnt' it?


Or poorly tattooed, pewter-plated douchenozzle.  The judges would have also accepted "poorly tattooed, pewter-plated douchenozzle."
 
2014-08-03 07:16:12 AM  
It's too late - we've seen everything (not safe for work in any way, shape, or form).

/You're welcome
 
2014-08-03 07:24:20 AM  
Isnt she too tall for him?
 
2014-08-03 07:28:45 AM  
We've all had sexy babysitters...
 
2014-08-03 07:40:38 AM  
Yeah. Douchebag.

Don't care who he pays to blow him.
 
2014-08-03 07:41:57 AM  
What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?
 
2014-08-03 07:44:08 AM  

djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?


From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'
 
2014-08-03 07:52:38 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: It's too late - we've seen everything (not safe for work in any way, shape, or form).

/You're welcome


she is a very attractive woman with a nice body.........damn, didn't make it to bunk
 
2014-08-03 07:54:57 AM  
What Justin Bieber looks like dancing
boards.420chan.org
 
2014-08-03 07:59:49 AM  
http://www.topclub.hu/gallery.php?post_id=16105

here's some pictures of her on a racetrack with a sports car.  NSFW of course.
 
2014-08-03 08:00:33 AM  
Justin Bieber? I don't like her...
 
2014-08-03 08:00:47 AM  
Water douche:
ucanhealth.com

Cleansing douche:
s3.amazonaws.com

Total douche:
img2-3.timeinc.net
 
2014-08-03 08:01:46 AM  

djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?


It's not just about how he looks, the guy is a certifiable asshole.
 
2014-08-03 08:03:21 AM  
He's not gay, like they want Tom Cruise to be to be.
 
2014-08-03 08:10:56 AM  
Something something beard.

/Because he likes boys
 
2014-08-03 08:11:03 AM  
Douche Synergy

i.kinja-img.com


When the sum of the douche is greater than the parts
 
2014-08-03 08:20:41 AM  
To anyone who had "douche" as the answer:

www.screwattack.com

/DNRTFA either
//but "douche" has to be the reason
 
2014-08-03 08:30:26 AM  
I didn't even know there was a Team Jealous. I thought everyone was already on Team Douche.
 
2014-08-03 08:30:31 AM  

Turfshoe: djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?

From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'


Sure, but then why aren't those same women who are into Beiber fanning themselves over Warren Buffett or Bill Gates?  If it was just about the money, there are plenty of guys with WAY more money than him.
 
2014-08-03 08:37:22 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Turfshoe: djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?

From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'

Sure, but then why aren't those same women who are into Beiber fanning themselves over Warren Buffett or Bill Gates?  If it was just about the money, there are plenty of guys with WAY more money than him.


Because Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are smart enough not to spend all their money on young hot chicks?
 
2014-08-03 08:40:56 AM  

delathi: HMS_Blinkin: Turfshoe: djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?

From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'

Sure, but then why aren't those same women who are into Beiber fanning themselves over Warren Buffett or Bill Gates?  If it was just about the money, there are plenty of guys with WAY more money than him.

Because Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are smart enough not to spend all their money on young hot chicks?


Yeah, I think they might prefer someone who actually carry on a conversation.

If they wanted a 20 year old for some fun I'm sure a financial arrangement would be made with someone discreet enough to ensure that the brief liaison did not show up on twitter or Facebook the next day.

A Hooker, they'd get a Hooker
 
2014-08-03 08:44:34 AM  

delathi: HMS_Blinkin: Turfshoe: djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?

From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'

Sure, but then why aren't those same women who are into Beiber fanning themselves over Warren Buffett or Bill Gates?  If it was just about the money, there are plenty of guys with WAY more money than him.

Because Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are smart enough not to spend all their money on young hot chicks?


Or they know women are like cars.  The expensive ones are nice to rent every now and then for some fun, but investing in a quality, low maintenance one ensures fewer headaches and longer life.
 
2014-08-03 08:46:28 AM  
Any body yet mention the real reason we hate him is because he's a douchebag?  Because if not, we hate him because he's a douchebag.

/douchebag
 
2014-08-03 08:46:34 AM  

Summoner101: delathi: HMS_Blinkin: Turfshoe: djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?

From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million."

Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'

Sure, but then why aren't those same women who are into Beiber fanning themselves over Warren Buffett or Bill Gates?  If it was just about the money, there are plenty of guys with WAY more money than him.

Because Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are smart enough not to spend all their money on young hot chicks?

Or they know women are like cars.  The expensive ones are nice to rent every now and then for some fun, but investing in a quality, low maintenance one ensures fewer headaches and longer life.


See?

Hookers, I tells ya
 
2014-08-03 09:20:54 AM  
He's a douchebag and he has no cock and balls.
 
2014-08-03 09:23:10 AM  
This thread perfectly met my expectations.

/douche
 
2014-08-03 09:24:58 AM  
I always thought that him tweeting from the Anne Frank house that she would have been a Beiber fan was every bit a douchebag move as Kanye hijacking Taylor Swift's acceptance speech.

/another vote for "because he's a douche"
 
2014-08-03 09:32:18 AM  
When a child goes wrong who do you blame?
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-03 09:38:00 AM  
Plenty of celebrities get many a hot woman. I mean, I get being jealous of Ryan Reynolds, he's had both Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively, and those are just the two we know of. I won't even get into Leonardo DiCaprio or WIlbur Valderama's list of conquests. And I'm guessing Chris Hemsworth has zero difficulty having sex with anyone he chooses.

Beiber's just a douchebag.. And for those people white knighting him still, and insisting it's just jealousy, I guess that means DiCaprio's just jealous of the Biebs too?
 
2014-08-03 09:41:32 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-03 09:48:14 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Douche Synergy
[i.kinja-img.com image 636x380]
When the sum of the douche is greater than the parts


I was going to say something about this line from the Fail: Star-studded: In another Instagram from Bieber's account he was seen posing for a slightly blurry photo with (L-R) Kris Jenner, Riccardo Tisci, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner

Ohhhhh Beiber, you're friends with the kardashians! I'm so jealous! I bet Orlando is too!
 
2014-08-03 09:51:44 AM  

cryinoutloud: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Douche Synergy
[i.kinja-img.com image 636x380]
When the sum of the douche is greater than the parts

I was going to say something about this line from the Fail: Star-studded: In another Instagram from Bieber's account he was seen posing for a slightly blurry photo with (L-R) Kris Jenner, Riccardo Tisci, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner

Ohhhhh Beiber, you're friends with the kardashians! I'm so jealous! I bet Orlando is too!


That was the perfect moment for a drone strike.  But now it's gone.
 
2014-08-03 09:57:54 AM  

djZorbof: What do adult women see in that twink? He doesn't even look like he hit puberty. Is this female pedophilia?


They could think it will be good for their career or she was hired. Who knows
 
2014-08-03 10:22:49 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: It's too late - we've seen everything (not safe for work in any way, shape, or form).

/You're welcome


Those are gonna be on her knees by 2020.

BalugaJoe: Isnt she too tall for him?


There are leprechauns and dwarves who are too tall for him.
 
2014-08-03 10:23:25 AM  

i78.photobucket.com


....... DOUCHEBAG!!!

 
2014-08-03 10:27:29 AM  
What the hell is a Justin Bieber and why should I waste any energy on it?
 
2014-08-03 10:29:25 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: DNRTFA but I'm pretty sure it's because he's a douchebag.

Fark, as a whole, has a considerable anti-douchebag bias.

I know I voted douchebag

/actually, I wrote in three-stage doucherocket
//same idea though


A three-stage doucherocket implies at least a little bit of complexity. I'm not quite sure we have that here.
 
2014-08-03 10:29:29 AM  

enderthexenocide: http://www.topclub.hu/gallery.php?post_id=16105

here's some pictures of her on a racetrack with a sports car.  NSFW of course.


Shes pretty farking georgeous. But something tells me shes got as many viruses as that web page does. Holy hell my phone needs penicillin now.
 
2014-08-03 10:36:09 AM  

jake_lex: cryinoutloud: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Douche Synergy
[i.kinja-img.com image 636x380]
When the sum of the douche is greater than the parts

I was going to say something about this line from the Fail: Star-studded: In another Instagram from Bieber's account he was seen posing for a slightly blurry photo with (L-R) Kris Jenner, Riccardo Tisci, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner

Ohhhhh Beiber, you're friends with the kardashians! I'm so jealous! I bet Orlando is too!

That was the perfect moment for a drone strike.  But now it's gone.


LOL!

You win the thread
 
2014-08-03 10:56:21 AM  
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
www.crushable.com
static.gigwise.com
shame-full.com

DB all the way.
 
2014-08-03 11:02:25 AM  
Why is it that the crazies never pick that crowd to stalk and kill?  Now that's a story that I would buy a tabloid to read.
 
2014-08-03 11:10:09 AM  
dailypicksandflicks.com

Who wore it better?
 
2014-08-03 11:14:22 AM  
What? You're breaking up with me? But I thought you were happy. What'd I do?

Weren't you just talking about getting married the other day? I don't get it.

Tell me what I can do to make you stay. I'll do anything. Please don't leave me!
 
2014-08-03 11:22:33 AM  
The real reason heterosexual Farkers hate Justin Bieber

FTFY, subby.

Turfshoe: From some celebrity net worth site: "Justin Bieber's net worth is pegged at around $130 million." Yeah, I'm sure she is totally into him because he is a great guy.

/gold diggin'


AC/DC was on to this back in 1991. [sounds starts when you click the link]
 
2014-08-03 11:24:13 AM  

elvisaintdead: fusillade762: Is it because he's a douchebag? It's because he's a douchebag, isnt' it?

Or poorly tattooed, pewter-plated douchenozzle.  The judges would have also accepted "poorly tattooed, pewter-plated douchenozzle."


No, we're still going with "bag" because even the nozzle gets to at least put the tip in.
 
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