Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies. Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.
BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?
August11: BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?Came here to comment on the living arrangement. Husband broke them up.
lindalouwho: August11: BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?Came here to comment on the living arrangement. Husband broke them up.A lot of people rent rooms to college students.Or when times are tough just rent out a room to help pay the mortgage.TFA doesn't really say that they were HIS cookies either "...cookies that perhaps he coveted."Lol
Dhusk: Mugshot of alleged attacker.
skers69: In a strange way I understand the anger. Who among us has not come home from power drinking looking forward to the last of the cookies and milk only to find them gone.That's a killing.
big pig peaches: Say what you want about foodies, but you never read a story about someone strangling someone else over eating the last double chocolate chunk seasalt caramel, expresso dusted zucchini cookie.And chips ahoy? Really? Those things taste like saw dust and ass.
zimbomba63: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Illinois, south of I-80. Please enjoy!/Motto: "The Land of WTF"
bunner: I know it's just some schmuck and an isolated incident, as it were, but we seem to be up to our tits in these sort of incidents, lately. People willing to go knives slashing over the silliest sh*t.
praxis44241: Chips Ahoys are only worth killing for if you put just a little pat of butter on top and microwave them for about ten seconds. Add to that a nice cup of 8 O'clock coffee, and redrum is on, biatches!
mainstreet62: Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies. Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.You shut your whole mouth!Yes, homemade are best, but Chips Ahoy are a decent substitute.
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