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(KMOV St. Louis)   It's all fun and games 'til you eat your roommate's last Chips Ahoy   (kmov.com) divider line 35
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2014-08-03 12:58:35 AM  
Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies.  Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.
 
2014-08-03 07:15:33 AM  
I live in Hong Kong now but I grew up in this town. It's so lacking in opportunities that most people leave as soon as they can.

Ps, Joan Jett and Salt n Pepa are playing there tonight so Decatur's got that going for it.
 
2014-08-03 07:18:46 AM  

Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies.  Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.



Ewww
 
2014-08-03 07:26:01 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Mugshot of alleged attacker.
 
2014-08-03 07:27:14 AM  
50 year old room mate?
 
2014-08-03 07:31:09 AM  

BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?


Came here to comment on the living arrangement. Husband broke them up.
 
2014-08-03 07:39:02 AM  
You shouldn't eat your roommates
 
2014-08-03 07:41:05 AM  

August11: BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?

Came here to comment on the living arrangement. Husband broke them up.


A lot of people rent rooms to college students.
Or when times are tough just rent out a room to help pay the mortgage.

TFA doesn't really say that they were HIS cookies either "...cookies that perhaps he coveted."

Lol
 
2014-08-03 07:46:46 AM  
 
2014-08-03 07:50:08 AM  

Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies.  Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.


That's an insult to Velveeta.
 
2014-08-03 07:52:40 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Illinois, south of I-80.  Please enjoy!

/Motto: "The Land of WTF"
 
2014-08-03 07:55:37 AM  

lindalouwho: August11: BalugaJoe: 50 year old room mate?

Came here to comment on the living arrangement. Husband broke them up.

A lot of people rent rooms to college students.
Or when times are tough just rent out a room to help pay the mortgage.

TFA doesn't really say that they were HIS cookies either "...cookies that perhaps he coveted."

Lol


I am one of those people. But they are mostly engineering grad students, so there is not much irrational coveting of cookies.
 
2014-08-03 08:11:43 AM  
America.  The wealthiest nation on earth.  Where you can get your ass put under the ground over 6 bites of sketchy food.  Living the dream.
 
2014-08-03 08:21:26 AM  
A central Illinois man is accused of trying to kill his female roommate for allegedly eating cookies he perhaps coveted.

This has to be the most passive statement I've ever read.
 
2014-08-03 08:37:42 AM  
In a strange way I understand the anger. Who among us has not come home from power drinking looking forward to the last of the cookies and milk only to find them gone.

That's a killing.
 
2014-08-03 08:42:11 AM  
I know it's just some schmuck and an isolated incident, as it were, but we seem to be up to our tits in these sort of incidents, lately. People willing to go knives slashing over the silliest sh*t.
 
2014-08-03 08:51:37 AM  

Dhusk: Mugshot of alleged attacker.


What a monster!!
 
2014-08-03 09:07:15 AM  

skers69: In a strange way I understand the anger. Who among us has not come home from power drinking looking forward to the last of the cookies and milk only to find them gone.

That's a killing.


This.

Never take the last of anything unless it is yours. Do people not know THE RULE OF THE LAST ONE?

Every time I've lived with someone else this is the one of the first things I communcate. It will stop a lot of problems. You never know when your housemates are going to have a crappy day. The only thing they had keeping them going through that crappy day was that beer/twinkie/apple/cookie. And then... No muthafarking cookie!
 
2014-08-03 09:29:50 AM  
Chips Ahoy suck. Anybody with real taste for chocolate chip would try any other brand than those hard and dry wastes of time. You need a lot of milk to make those palatable!

Bye.
 
2014-08-03 09:32:15 AM  
Say what you want about foodies, but you never read a story about someone strangling someone else over eating the last double chocolate chunk seasalt caramel, expresso dusted zucchini cookie.

And chips ahoy? Really? Those things taste like saw dust and ass.
 
2014-08-03 09:52:51 AM  
This is crazy. Just nuts.

Chips Ahoys are only worth killing for if you put just a little pat of butter on top and microwave them for about ten seconds. Add to that a nice cup of 8 O'clock coffee, and redrum is on, biatches!

/Did anyone else picture said older female roommate as looking like a land manatee, except hairier and smellier?
//It must be just me then...
 
2014-08-03 09:58:25 AM  

big pig peaches: Say what you want about foodies, but you never read a story about someone strangling someone else over eating the last double chocolate chunk seasalt caramel, expresso dusted zucchini cookie.

And chips ahoy? Really? Those things taste like saw dust and ass.


You had me.
Then you lost me at zucchini.


/great. now you've got me thinking what would be the ultimate cookie.
 
2014-08-03 10:15:37 AM  
A cookie is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still good. Roommate was justified.
 
2014-08-03 10:23:14 AM  
Choke Ahoy!
 
2014-08-03 10:35:20 AM  
The damned things cost about $2 a bag. Honestly, go get another farking bag you farking nutfark.
 
2014-08-03 10:38:15 AM  

zimbomba63: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Illinois, south of I-80.  Please enjoy!

/Motto: "The Land of WTF"


I think it extends to Wisconsin. Grew up south of 80. Rarely go back. Have 4 acres there.
 
2014-08-03 10:54:53 AM  

bunner: I know it's just some schmuck and an isolated incident, as it were, but we seem to be up to our tits in these sort of incidents, lately. People willing to go knives slashing over the silliest sh*t.


I think a lot of people are just over everything, and ready to snap 24/7.
 
2014-08-03 11:13:15 AM  

praxis44241: Chips Ahoys are only worth killing for if you put just a little pat of butter on top and microwave them for about ten seconds. Add to that a nice cup of 8 O'clock coffee, and redrum is on, biatches!


I need to try this. Thanks!
 
2014-08-03 11:50:45 AM  
Maybe over a bag of Nutter Butters.
 
2014-08-03 12:09:35 PM  
So, let me understand this:

A 49-year-old woman and her husband of indeterminate age have, rooming with them, a 23-year-old psychopath, in a rental? What landlord would allow that, first off, and, even if you have a landlord that allows that, why in the hell would you rent to a friggin' twenty-something? Half of them are nuts these days, and the other half can't spell "nuts."

They have the temerity to be surprised at the reaction of a twenty-something who, most likely tired of watching this couple steal his damned food, gave her the proverbial last warning - to which, we expect, she laughed at him (hence the joke bit in the article) and walked off?

Sheesh. Buncha winners all around in that apartment, I expect.
 
2014-08-03 12:24:26 PM  
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable reaction to me.
 
2014-08-03 01:34:08 PM  
Look, I've got a few good years left.  If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.
 
2014-08-03 03:23:19 PM  

Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies.  Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.


You shut your whole mouth!

Yes, homemade are best, but Chips Ahoy are a decent substitute.
 
2014-08-03 06:04:05 PM  

mainstreet62: Ambivalence: Jeez if you're going to threaten to kill someone over cookies, at least make them be over GOOD cookies.  Chips Ahoy is like the velveeta of chocolate chip cookies.

You shut your whole mouth!

Yes, homemade are best, but Chips Ahoy are a decent substitute.


I feel bad for you, the same way I feel bad for people who have never been to either coast in America and think they know what 'ethnic food' tastes like. I'd rather buy these than Chips Ahoy:
www.livingrichwithcoupons.com
they're about the same price and take >10 minutes to bake
 
2014-08-03 06:26:18 PM  
please, chips ahoy are like sand dollars in every way
 
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