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(NASCAR)   With Larson on the pole, will the second Pocono parade be any more boring than the first, or should we be doing what the sponsor of this race wants us to? It's the GoBowling.com 400 (1:00 PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 608
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2014-08-03 02:11:58 AM  
Are they racing cars or jet dryers today?
 
2014-08-03 06:16:53 AM  
How financially screwed is Nascar that farking GoBowling.com can afford to be a title sponsor?
 
2014-08-03 06:50:19 AM  
Someone on my local Craigslist was selling tickets for great seats in turn four at a really good price. I declined because of the uncertain weather. I feel like such an ass now. I could have brought a tent.
 
2014-08-03 07:07:31 AM  
I'm surprised the Frances haven't issued a "no blimp shots of endless swath of empty seats" order
 
2014-08-03 09:38:27 AM  
@nascarcasm

#Pocono #nascar

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-08-03 11:53:51 AM  

Are you not sports entertained?


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Time once again for....


Your weekly NASFARK checklist! Ever changing and updated on the fly, just like the NASCAR rulebook.



(Created by     DanZero &     bluorangefyre, with contributions from Professor Farksworth, QueenMamaBee, Mzltplx,and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)



1) Every 25th post is "DANICA," every 500th post is "CHECKERED FLAG!," hardcore gredunzas count, and every 1,100th post is, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"
2) Somebody asking "ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?" before the 10th post
3) Somebody comes in with a humorous "left/right turn/going in circles" comment
4) BOOGITY in some form when race starts
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
6) Complaints about LOLTNT & ESPN race coverage (or if in TNT/ESPN coverage, how bad it is and how we pine for FOX again) ONLY VALID FOR 2014!
7) While we were away!
8) Green flag pit stops
9) The inevitable race commentator foul up
10) Phantom cautions
11) "Austin Dillon driving car number three... the number made famous by the late/great Dale Earnhardt."
12) MLP deployment ONLY in the following instances: sad Rainbow Dash when Princess Crumplefenders (AKA Danica) inevitably wrecks, happy Rainbow Dash if she's running in the top 20, charging Rainbow Dash if she's in the top 10, Nightmare Moon if we need some extra mojo to help the idols and Buddhas defeat car #48
13) Complaints and such if Jimmie Johnson wins again and celebrations from his fan(s)
14) Race is official when Kvapil, Reutimann, Wise or Danica bring out the caution (can be more than one)
15) BONUS OFFICIAL RACE: Mikey brings out the yellow
16) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
17) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
18) Something not meant to catch fire does
19) We are reminded about how a track is famous for The Big One/Darlington Stripe/Eating tires/Fuel Mileage races.
20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
22) "Lord baby Jesus, smite Logano's engine!"
23) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination why its not a good idea
24) Idol collateral damage warning
25) DanZero's commercial/side-by-side recap from last week and running throughout the thread
26)  DamnitLarson!
 
2014-08-03 11:59:45 AM  
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2014-08-03 12:24:18 PM  
Hey just remember! Pocono has a few interesting moments over the years!

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.auto123.com

i.a.cnn.net

spa.fotolog.com

AND OF COURSE:

static.nascar.com
 
2014-08-03 12:28:00 PM  
Please be careful when aiming the idol today, as you are aiming it relatively close to my apartment.
 
2014-08-03 12:32:28 PM  
Also, is it just me or last week ESPN did not have one single while we were away?  They came back from break just as a caution came out, and I think that's as close as they got.
 
2014-08-03 12:33:03 PM  

bluorangefyre: Please be careful when aiming the idol today, as you are aiming it relatively close to my apartment.


Don't worry, I got something special planned for this race. A test run of an old technology to see if we can utilize it during the Chase.
 
2014-08-03 12:34:40 PM  
Posting this for crotchgrabber - there is an amazing amount of talent in this picture from the Tour of Utah today. Jen Motherfarking Voigt, Ivan Basso, Chris Horner, and Cadel "Cuddles" Evans - that is a group I could party with!  pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-08-03 12:40:47 PM  
@NascarMemes

Darian Grubb just won the Problem Solver Of The Race Award from last week at Indianapolis. That's funny.
 
2014-08-03 12:43:21 PM  

Warchild: Someone on my local Craigslist was selling tickets for great seats in turn four at a really good price. I declined because of the uncertain weather. I feel like such an ass now. I could have brought a tent.


You were smart!

There is no turn 4
 
2014-08-03 12:49:57 PM  
Dude needs a tuning fork.
 
2014-08-03 12:51:42 PM  
I hear they are starting this race a teensy bit early with hopes of outrunning the weather. Let's do this!!!

Also, Go Jr!
 
2014-08-03 12:53:12 PM  
swampgirl:

Also, Go Jr!

This.  Nice to hear from the Truex camp.
 
2014-08-03 12:54:04 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Posting this for crotchgrabber - there is an amazing amount of talent in this picture from the Tour of Utah today. Jen Motherfarking Voigt, Ivan Basso, Chris Horner, and Cadel "Cuddles" Evans - that is a group I could party with! 


I'd prefer partying with them over riding with them. I might last a block. Cool shot.

Skipping it this week guys. Have fun in here.
 
2014-08-03 12:54:46 PM  
Go www8.pcmag.com!

Go img4.wikia.nocookie.net!

Get coalinvestingnews.com Whitt it!

Go.. ugh, really, BKR? You're trotting out the 93 again? c'mon, that's not even a real car? It's Tinkertoy and rubber bands hidden under a chassis. Fine, whatever..

Ladies and gentlemen, in the 93 I present to you:

The Morgan Shephard Era
The Mike Bliss Era
The Johnny Sauter Era
 
2014-08-03 12:57:24 PM  

emonk: swampgirl:

Also, Go Jr!

This.  Nice to hear from the Truex camp.


I grew up in NJ, so am okay with this.
 
2014-08-03 12:58:10 PM  

ski9600: Warchild: Someone on my local Craigslist was selling tickets for great seats in turn four at a really good price. I declined because of the uncertain weather. I feel like such an ass now. I could have brought a tent.

You were smart!

There is no turn 4


lol
 
2014-08-03 01:04:03 PM  
during the rain delays feel free to watch boat racing in Seattle.

http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/kiro-newscast-hd2/vCYwYn/
 
2014-08-03 01:05:11 PM  

swampgirl: I hear they are starting this race a teensy bit early with hopes of outrunning the weather. Let's do this!!!

Also, Go Jr!


Good, we can get to the IndyCar race a bit faster, but that will probably too have rain
 
2014-08-03 01:05:34 PM  

Secluded in his cocoon

i.imgur.com

 
2014-08-03 01:06:18 PM  

The Bestest: Go [www8.pcmag.com image 275x262]!

Go [img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 192x192]!

Get [coalinvestingnews.com image 310x210] Whitt it!

Go.. ugh, really, BKR? You're trotting out the 93 again? c'mon, that's not even a real car? It's Tinkertoy and rubber bands hidden under a chassis. Fine, whatever..

Ladies and gentlemen, in the 93 I present to you:

The Morgan Shephard Era
The Mike Bliss Era
The Johnny Sauter Era


Aibo Raichu Charcoal? Is this the new Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
 
2014-08-03 01:06:38 PM  

Jensaarai: Secluded in his cocoon[i.imgur.com image 339x302]


..but what will he emerge as once the suspension is over?
 
2014-08-03 01:07:25 PM  
I hate having to provide my own boogities
 
2014-08-03 01:07:55 PM  

Welcome back to the Poconos!

img.photobucket.com

Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time it'll be for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!

smc14.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-08-03 01:08:48 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2014-08-03 01:09:00 PM  
This is the closest thing to side by side racing we'll see all day.
 
2014-08-03 01:09:06 PM  
BOOGITY3
 
2014-08-03 01:09:09 PM  

DanZero: Aibo Raichu Charcoal? Is this the new Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?


A-Bow, RyTru, Cole
 
2014-08-03 01:09:14 PM  
BOOGIDY

www.swallowsparade.com
 
2014-08-03 01:09:43 PM  
How the hell did Crashalotski save that?
 
2014-08-03 01:09:56 PM  
Wow. Lot of people there
 And that was not of my doing.
 
2014-08-03 01:10:01 PM  
"Here we go, in Pocono"

yeah, that's much more enthusiastic than Boogity Boogity Boogity
totally fired up for the race now.
 
2014-08-03 01:10:12 PM  
Go 42
 
2014-08-03 01:10:25 PM  
Wow, love him or hate him but that was a nice save.
 
2014-08-03 01:10:33 PM  
I went to a NACSAR race and Formula D broke out!
 
2014-08-03 01:10:41 PM  
Beauty of a drive.
 
2014-08-03 01:10:46 PM  
Professor Farksworth Idol on Standby...

INVOKING THE ANCIENT CHANT!!

JIMMIE JOHNSON!

img.fark.net


JOIN ME AND CHANT!!
 
2014-08-03 01:11:21 PM  
Brad Keselowski, honorary Formula D champion.
 
2014-08-03 01:11:29 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "Here we go, in Pocono"

yeah, that's much more enthusiastic than Boogity Boogity Boogity
totally fired up for the race now.


You will GoBowling.com and you will like it (a lot better than pocono)
 
2014-08-03 01:11:48 PM  
Yahoo is refusing to let me know whom I'm rooting against.
 
2014-08-03 01:11:56 PM  

Obscene_CNN: http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/kiro-newscast-hd2/vCYwYn/


I remember when you could actually watch most unlimited hydroplane races on TV.
 
2014-08-03 01:12:03 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Professor Farksworth Idol on Standby...

INVOKING THE ANCIENT CHANT!!

JIMMIE JOHNSON!

[img.fark.net image 320x225]

JOIN ME AND CHANT!!


Wow, an oldie but a goody.  I love it.
 
2014-08-03 01:12:04 PM  
Did I just see Crumplefenders in 7th? It's like the green flag is her cue to start sucking, because she can obviously qualify.
 
2014-08-03 01:12:27 PM  

DanZero: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "Here we go, in Pocono"

yeah, that's much more enthusiastic than Boogity Boogity Boogity
totally fired up for the race now.

You will GoBowling.com and you will like it (a lot better than pocono)


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 01:13:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Did I just see Crumplefenders in 7th? It's like the green flag is her cue to start sucking, because she can obviously qualify.


She seems a little twitchy today.
 
2014-08-03 01:13:46 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Obscene_CNN: http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/kiro-newscast-hd2/vCYwYn/

I remember when you could actually watch most unlimited hydroplane races on TV.


On ESPN, no less, back before they got the rights to major sports. It was tractor pulling, monster trucks, unlimited hydroplane racing, and NASCAR.
 
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