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bluorangefyre: Please be careful when aiming the idol today, as you are aiming it relatively close to my apartment.
Warchild: Someone on my local Craigslist was selling tickets for great seats in turn four at a really good price. I declined because of the uncertain weather. I feel like such an ass now. I could have brought a tent.
my lip balm addiction: Posting this for crotchgrabber - there is an amazing amount of talent in this picture from the Tour of Utah today. Jen Motherfarking Voigt, Ivan Basso, Chris Horner, and Cadel "Cuddles" Evans - that is a group I could party with!
emonk: swampgirl:Also, Go Jr!This. Nice to hear from the Truex camp.
ski9600: Warchild: Someone on my local Craigslist was selling tickets for great seats in turn four at a really good price. I declined because of the uncertain weather. I feel like such an ass now. I could have brought a tent.You were smart!There is no turn 4
swampgirl: I hear they are starting this race a teensy bit early with hopes of outrunning the weather. Let's do this!!!Also, Go Jr!
Secluded in his cocoon
The Bestest: Go [www8.pcmag.com image 275x262]!Go [img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 192x192]!Get [coalinvestingnews.com image 310x210] Whitt it!Go.. ugh, really, BKR? You're trotting out the 93 again? c'mon, that's not even a real car? It's Tinkertoy and rubber bands hidden under a chassis. Fine, whatever..Ladies and gentlemen, in the 93 I present to you:The Morgan Shephard EraThe Mike Bliss EraThe Johnny Sauter Era
Jensaarai: Secluded in his cocoon[i.imgur.com image 339x302]
Welcome back to the Poconos!
Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now. Next time it'll be for real. NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!
DanZero: Aibo Raichu Charcoal? Is this the new Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "Here we go, in Pocono"yeah, that's much more enthusiastic than Boogity Boogity Boogitytotally fired up for the race now.
Professor Farksworth: Professor Farksworth Idol on Standby...INVOKING THE ANCIENT CHANT!!JIMMIE JOHNSON![img.fark.net image 320x225]JOIN ME AND CHANT!!
DanZero: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "Here we go, in Pocono"yeah, that's much more enthusiastic than Boogity Boogity Boogitytotally fired up for the race now.You will GoBowling.com and you will like it (a lot better than pocono)
Adolf Oliver Nipples: Did I just see Crumplefenders in 7th? It's like the green flag is her cue to start sucking, because she can obviously qualify.
WhyteRaven74: Obscene_CNN: http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/kiro-newscast-hd2/vCYwYn/I remember when you could actually watch most unlimited hydroplane races on TV.
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