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2014-08-03 12:06:31 AM  
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2014-08-03 12:15:37 AM  
All together now boys...

Oooooooooooo
 
2014-08-03 03:11:27 AM  
Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me! Mom! He's touching me!
 
2014-08-03 03:37:40 AM  
CAR!!!
 
2014-08-03 10:12:45 AM  
Lead possum:  "On the count of three,we all play dead."
 
2014-08-03 11:57:32 AM  
Ted Allen: "And the basket ingredients are: A passel of possums, sea beans, Captain Crunch cereal, and maraschino cherries."
 
2014-08-03 12:07:19 PM  
OK now Cletus...

You're telling me, if I put my feet in the box, the baby possums will gently nibble the callouses off?
 
2014-08-03 12:10:03 PM  
Attica! Attica! Attica!
 
2014-08-03 12:34:54 PM  
Mama possum thinking ~So many mouths, so few teats.
 
2014-08-03 12:42:37 PM  
If you like us, you'll love our cousins: wallabies, wombats, platypuses, and koalas but there's a little more customs red tape with those guys.
 
2014-08-03 12:44:40 PM  
It's alright? It's alright!
 
2014-08-03 12:58:11 PM  
"Happy Birthday To You!! Happy Birthday To You!!"
 
2014-08-03 01:27:32 PM  
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night..."

or

"M-I-C See you real soon.  K-E-Y Why?  Because we like you!  M-O-U-S-E!"
"Okay.  That's a wrap.  But I don't care how much the big wheels up at corporae say we're saving with these H-1B visa actors, I think the kids will be able to tell the difference."
 
2014-08-03 02:07:17 PM  

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

 
2014-08-03 02:53:43 PM  
Possum #1: I'm Bitey
Possum #2: No,  I'm Bitey
Possum #3: Like hell you are. I'm Bitey
Possum #4: You wish, poser. I'm Bitey
Possum #5: I'm Batman...
 
2014-08-03 04:50:57 PM  
WAT? WAT? WAT? WAT? WAT? WAT? WAT? WAT?
 
2014-08-03 05:25:08 PM  

Alunan: Canton: Found: Kittens. Litter of nine. Found on doorstep. They seem scared. Not housebroken. Call 555-1234 to adopt one.

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Found: Kittens. Litter of nine. Found on doorstep. They seem scared. Not housebroken. Call 555-1234 to adopt one.
 
2014-08-03 06:14:10 PM  
40 lb box of rape: You had to open it!
 
2014-08-03 06:31:51 PM  
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Gladys Bites & The Pipsqueaks do a cover version of the America song:

"Muskrat Love"

 
2014-08-03 07:19:00 PM  
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"Soon.  Soon I will end their endless yammering."
 
2014-08-04 03:07:44 AM  
"Supplies! Ha, that joke never gets old."
 
2014-08-04 06:11:19 AM  
Put your right hand in the box!

First an itching. There. Now the itching becomes burn....nope. That's pretty much a million needle like points of pain all at once. Sorry.
 
2014-08-04 07:40:02 AM  
Actually we're Filigree Siberian Hamsters.  We're just... wait for it... playing possum.
 
2014-08-04 07:43:36 AM  
Your 2015 Chevrolet Malibu.  Now with ecco-wood trim and even more possum! If your next car doesn't have at least eight possum, you should return it to the dealership and burn down their building.
 
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