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(KHOU Houston)   A group of 11 black men drove a truck through the front door of KY Fashions and stole dozens of hair extensions before fleeing the scene. Police said to be on the lookout for 11 black men with beautiful hair   (khou.com) divider line 41
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2014-08-03 12:24:16 AM  
I know they're just going to sell them illegally, but I love the image of 11 black men with beautiful weaves, all crammed together in an old pickup.
 
2014-08-03 12:29:35 AM  
I kind of wondered what Milli Vanilli was up to these days.
 
2014-08-03 12:31:03 AM  
A KY store?

/they must be slippery devils
 
2014-08-03 12:52:12 AM  

zamboni: I kind of wondered what Milli Vanilli was up to these days.


We're done here!
 
2014-08-03 01:07:17 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A KY store?

/they must be slippery devils


[shakes fist]
 
2014-08-03 01:27:15 AM  
Does it really take ELEVEN guys to steal some hair extensions? I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they divide the loot.
 
2014-08-03 02:19:25 AM  

fusillade762: Does it really take ELEVEN guys to steal some hair extensions? I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they divide the loot.


If it's like one of those big beauty product warehouses, 11 dudes could fill up a lot of mmoney's worth of hair stuff by just piling into garbage bags.
/ what is it with me and run-on sentences tonight?
 
2014-08-03 02:38:19 AM  
I didn't know that fat white women wore hair extensions.
 
2014-08-03 04:01:42 AM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 04:59:35 AM  
Breaking news! Pic of one of the suspects...

2.images.spike.com
 
2014-08-03 05:00:19 AM  
HAHHAHAHA.
 
2014-08-03 05:15:45 AM  

DeShaun Taye and ten of his "friends"
Freaked out on discovering split ends.
As they had conventions
They stole hair extensions-
New facet of follicle trends?

 
2014-08-03 05:55:32 AM  

bigpeeler: I didn't know that fat white women wore hair extensions.


You'd really be surprised how many white women wear extensions.  See a co-ed with that flowing blonde hair? Even money it's weave.  All of the benefits of the long hair, none of the hassle.
 
2014-08-03 06:11:43 AM  
Police are probably combing the area
 
2014-08-03 06:33:21 AM  

fusillade762: Does it really take ELEVEN guys to steal some hair extensions? I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they divide the loot.


That crap is actually worth a silly amount of money - but it's still hard to see that score working out to jack between 11 guys. Especially for the trouble it was, and probably will be in the future.
Guns, drugs, jewelry and cash are the only things worth stealing. Even high-line cars aren't worth it - you get caught.
 
2014-08-03 07:40:22 AM  
Kentucky fashions in Houston?
 
2014-08-03 07:40:23 AM  
Why don't they propose to her?

movie-dude.co.uk
 
2014-08-03 07:57:11 AM  
Hatless?
 
2014-08-03 08:20:17 AM  
Oh what tangled webs of weave when extensions are what we thieve.
 
2014-08-03 08:24:27 AM  
Zombie Rick James going on tour?
 
2014-08-03 08:27:32 AM  
well they pulled it off, i think they are a group of black gay hair stylists. they might be difficult to find in a city as large as houston.
 
2014-08-03 08:38:34 AM  
So this is like a low-rent version of Ocean's 11.
 
2014-08-03 08:52:14 AM  

Cormee: Police are probably combing the area


Or picking it.
 
2014-08-03 09:15:34 AM  

Bathysphere: I know they're just going to sell them illegally, but I love the image of 11 black men with beautiful weaves, all crammed together in an old pickup.


They just looked like 11 black MEN.   HAve you ever seen black womenz without their wig?    That's right baby.
 
2014-08-03 09:19:20 AM  
img.fark.net
Police are looking for 11 Pirates fans
 
2014-08-03 09:20:53 AM  
That's unbeweavable.
 
2014-08-03 09:29:45 AM  
If you have time to plan a smash and grab with 10 others, you have time to submit applications to find a job where you only have to split your wage with your Uncle instead of 10 others.
 
2014-08-03 09:30:53 AM  

Giltric: If you have time to plan a smash and grab with 10 others, you have time to submit applications to find a job where you only have to split your wage with your Uncle instead of 10 others.


Why do we need jobs? free foodstamps; free healthcare and free obama phone? LOL you silly.
 
2014-08-03 09:35:20 AM  
♪ ...I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied... ♪
 
2014-08-03 10:04:18 AM  
Maybe this is like a ghetto scavenger hunt or something.

We'd know for sure if this Dirty Dozen for People With No GEDs did the same at the local stop-and-rob and took 6 Black and Milds. And 2 bags of pork cracklins'
 
2014-08-03 10:33:46 AM  
Attractive and successful
 
2014-08-03 10:34:18 AM  
Cops might want to scratch out "men" on that APB, just in case:

ca.eonline.com
 
2014-08-03 12:13:43 PM  

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 500x387]


That's what the average Klingon trapper's house looks like - rustic, complete with a line on which to dry out tribble pelts, a staple of the Klingon trapper's trade.
 
2014-08-03 12:15:57 PM  

praxis44241: Maybe this is like a ghetto scavenger hunt or something.

We'd know for sure if this Dirty Dozen for People With No GEDs did the same at the local stop-and-rob and took 6 Black and Milds. And 2 bags of pork cracklins'


No, it's increasingly common, as illegal "salons" for folks that want weaves, injections, and other procedures spring up in poor neighborhoods. Petty thieves, ripping off real salons to fuel these back-alley beauty, botox, and butt-inflation bodegas.
 
2014-08-03 12:55:21 PM  

FormlessOne: praxis44241: Maybe this is like a ghetto scavenger hunt or something.

We'd know for sure if this Dirty Dozen for People With No GEDs did the same at the local stop-and-rob and took 6 Black and Milds. And 2 bags of pork cracklins'

No, it's increasingly common, as illegal "salons" for folks that want weaves, injections, and other procedures spring up in poor neighborhoods. Petty thieves, ripping off real salons to fuel these back-alley beauty, botox, and butt-inflation bodegas.


What is wrong with a little cement in the ass?
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-08-03 01:01:16 PM  

Misconduc: FormlessOne: praxis44241: Maybe this is like a ghetto scavenger hunt or something.

We'd know for sure if this Dirty Dozen for People With No GEDs did the same at the local stop-and-rob and took 6 Black and Milds. And 2 bags of pork cracklins'

No, it's increasingly common, as illegal "salons" for folks that want weaves, injections, and other procedures spring up in poor neighborhoods. Petty thieves, ripping off real salons to fuel these back-alley beauty, botox, and butt-inflation bodegas.

What is wrong with a little cement in the ass?
[i.huffpost.com image 850x768]


It goes perfect with the cement that was obviously injected into the head.
 
2014-08-03 01:21:18 PM  
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Takes work to look this fabulous girlfriends!
 
2014-08-03 01:29:18 PM  
When did the ghetto get so hilarious?
 
2014-08-03 01:47:30 PM  

KidKorporate: When did the ghetto get so hilarious?


i.imgur.com
You straight man?

The ghetto has always been serious business.
 
2014-08-03 03:34:06 PM  

zamboni: I kind of wondered what Milli Vanilli was up to these days.


I could of told you than on average they're 3 feet under
 
2014-08-03 06:11:16 PM  

Apos: DeShaun Taye and ten of his "friends"
Freaked out on discovering split ends.
As they had conventions
They stole hair extensions-
New facet of follicle ______?


I read this in Bill Curtis' voice, with Carl Kassel on my answering machine.
 
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