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(My Fox DC)   Marion Barry involved in wrong-way crash in DC. Ditch set him up   ( myfoxdc.com) divider line
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2014-08-02 11:18:39 PM  
Bravo, Subby.
 
2014-08-02 11:33:45 PM  
Certainly clever.
 
2014-08-02 11:36:20 PM  
Will he use the PTSD defense?

"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

/BONUS QUOTE: "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
2014-08-02 11:40:54 PM  
Headline of the week, at minimum.
 
2014-08-02 11:43:34 PM  
Road-sheda Moore????
 
2014-08-02 11:45:40 PM  
+1 because that's all the + I can give.
 
2014-08-02 11:48:02 PM  
Well done Subby
 
2014-08-02 11:49:19 PM  

phrawgh: The law of gravity is racist


Of course it is, only red apples fall to the ground, those green apples get to stay up in the trees away from the worms.
 
2014-08-02 11:51:05 PM  
Hi, what's up?
 
2014-08-02 11:55:25 PM  
He's got 99 problems but a hoe ain't one.


/good one subby.
 
2014-08-02 11:58:24 PM  
How does this man still hold public office?
 
2014-08-02 11:58:51 PM  
" it ain't me, it's the asphalt "
 
2014-08-03 12:02:36 AM  
He hit a crack in the road?
 
2014-08-03 12:09:18 AM  
Marion Berry: the black Rob Ford
 
2014-08-03 12:25:09 AM  
Bravo subby!
 
2014-08-03 12:31:51 AM  
Ward 8 will forgive him.
 
2014-08-03 12:40:02 AM  
Good job Subby.

Here, in Marion's honor, have a coke and a smile.

33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-03 12:43:18 AM  
Subby has my clap

/wait
 
2014-08-03 12:44:01 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Subby has my clap

/wait


Thanks to your wife, everyone has your clap

/Hey-Oh
 
2014-08-03 12:45:01 AM  
Oooh Subby, I like you!
 
2014-08-03 12:53:42 AM  
Subby you made my day.
 
2014-08-03 12:54:08 AM  

Archie Goodwin: He hit a crack in the road?


Yeah, and after the crash his car started smoking.
 
2014-08-03 12:55:14 AM  
I wish I could give this more than one +1.
 
2014-08-03 01:10:53 AM  
Well, all the biatch-ass congressmen have gone home to bilk their constituencies, we'll settle for District shenanigans.
He ain't no Wilbur Mills, though.
 
2014-08-03 01:28:46 AM  

phrawgh: Will he use the PTSD defense?

"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

/BONUS QUOTE: "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC


nope
hypoglycemic attack - aka - using another disease as an excuse ... LOL
it's the new get out of jail free card
 
2014-08-03 01:42:52 AM  
Take a bow,  Smitty.
 
2014-08-03 01:46:24 AM  
hehehe, belly laugh.
 
2014-08-03 02:19:25 AM  
Wow, this is a real tragedy - he's just fine.  Couldn't he have had a head-on fireball with Chris Christie?
 
2014-08-03 02:28:20 AM  
He had to have it towed because of a dent in the fender?
 
2014-08-03 02:42:35 AM  
"The spokesperson said he did not black African-American out before the accident."
 
2014-08-03 04:06:09 AM  

oldtaku: Wow, this is a real tragedy - he's just fine.  Couldn't he have had a head-on fireball with Chris Christie?


The sheer mass involved in that collision might have started a black hole and destroyed our entire planet.
Count your blessings.
 
2014-08-03 06:57:04 AM  
i.imgur.com

Nice, Subby.
 
2014-08-03 08:57:31 AM  
It's never his fault. Never.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:15 AM  

phrawgh: Will he use the PTSD defense?

"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

/BONUS QUOTE: "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC


/More than 100 percent of which were black....hmmm. These quotes only prove they will elect anyone, based on color. hell, if OJ had run, he could have been president by now.   The stupid..it burns.
 
2014-08-03 09:18:20 AM  

baconbeard: Marion Berry: the black Rob Ford


no, Rob Ford is the white Marion Barry.

Barry was busted smoking crack with a hooker as mayor 20 years before Ford was elected.
 
2014-08-03 09:21:56 AM  
Dammit.   He's been on my death pool for too long.
 
2014-08-03 09:25:04 AM  
Isn't this the guy who got busted smoking / buying crack from cops while mayor, then, got re-elected?
hypoglycemic attack....yaaaaaaa. I'm buying that one.
 
2014-08-03 09:46:07 AM  
Wait.

WAIT.

Everyone, stop.

I just read the article.  There's no ditch involved.  Subby is a PHONY.
 
2014-08-03 09:48:38 AM  

RandyJohnson: How does this man still hold public office?


Cause he is black and he gets the racist vote. Just like Obama.


+1 subby
 
2014-08-03 09:59:06 AM  
Thought of this.img.fark.net
 
2014-08-03 10:41:15 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Wait.


No.  Shut up.
 
2014-08-03 10:59:31 AM  
Deabetus
 
2014-08-03 11:11:32 AM  
I am seeing a new presidential ticket coming for 2016.

Marion Barry as President and Ralph Nagin as Vice-President (Obama will commute Nagin's federal sentence so that he can run - for the good of the people, of course)
Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of Homeland Security to let her think that she has a chance of the presidency and help bring in the female vote but in the end the black man simply used the white woman as she was convenient (Black women like Oprah would not give either of them the time of day and Condoleeza Rice would phyiscally kick their asses)
 
2014-08-03 01:19:31 PM  

K3rmy: I am seeing a new presidential ticket coming for 2016.

Marion Barry as President and Ralph Nagin as Vice-President (Obama will commute Nagin's federal sentence so that he can run - for the good of the people, of course)
Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of Homeland Security to let her think that she has a chance of the presidency and help bring in the female vote but in the end the black man simply used the white woman as she was convenient (Black women like Oprah would not give either of them the time of day and Condoleeza Rice would phyiscally kick their asses)


Those are almost all words, alright.
 
2014-08-03 02:20:46 PM  

Relatively Obscure: K3rmy: I am seeing a new presidential ticket coming for 2016.

Marion Barry as President and Ralph Nagin as Vice-President (Obama will commute Nagin's federal sentence so that he can run - for the good of the people, of course)
Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of Homeland Security to let her think that she has a chance of the presidency and help bring in the female vote but in the end the black man simply used the white woman as she was convenient (Black women like Oprah would not give either of them the time of day and Condoleeza Rice would phyiscally kick their asses)

Those are almost all words, alright.


Such veiled racist psblum.  Did Sean Hannity and Nancy Grace give birth to you or did you comprise those few words into a hateful sneer all by yourself?

You are afraid of a black country, a "chocolate" country, a country now run by the people who put the most blood, sweat and tears to make it what it is.  You are afraid of the one you and your cracker ancestor held beneath their boot with whip, law and the occasional broken jaw.  Bow down before dark Jesus, the second coming is now mother f*cker.

PEACE!!

/drops mouse
 
2014-08-03 02:30:38 PM  

K3rmy: Relatively Obscure: K3rmy: I am seeing a new presidential ticket coming for 2016.

Marion Barry as President and Ralph Nagin as Vice-President (Obama will commute Nagin's federal sentence so that he can run - for the good of the people, of course)
Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of Homeland Security to let her think that she has a chance of the presidency and help bring in the female vote but in the end the black man simply used the white woman as she was convenient (Black women like Oprah would not give either of them the time of day and Condoleeza Rice would phyiscally kick their asses)

Those are almost all words, alright.

Such veiled racist psblum.  Did Sean Hannity and Nancy Grace give birth to you or did you comprise those few words into a hateful sneer all by yourself?

You are afraid of a black country, a "chocolate" country, a country now run by the people who put the most blood, sweat and tears to make it what it is.  You are afraid of the one you and your cracker ancestor held beneath their boot with whip, law and the occasional broken jaw.  Bow down before dark Jesus, the second coming is now mother f*cker.

PEACE!!

/drops mouse


Most of those are words, too.
 
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