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(New York Daily News)   Man shot several times while filming a rap video because the group couldn't agree as to which one of them was the star   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
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2014-08-03 03:30:46 AM

UsikFark: bunner: Actually, in rap, we may have found a template that's actually more limiting than 12 bar 1 -3 -5 turnaround or verse, chorus, verse, chorus, verse, chorus chorus, chorus, fade.

No one needs a verse. Alternate chorus and pre-chorus.


I'm talking more classic, white boy, aluminum metal guitar pop.  You know.  The stuff with notes and people playing instruments.
 
2014-08-03 03:32:42 AM

UsikFark: bunner: Actually, in rap, we may have found a template that's actually more limiting than 12 bar 1 -3 -5 turnaround or verse, chorus, verse, chorus, verse, chorus chorus, chorus, fade.

No one needs a verse. Alternate chorus and pre-chorus.


What... no inter-chorus?

/that's... terrible
 
2014-08-03 03:44:55 AM

Olo Manolo: stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Whitey. Obviously..


Poor, poor Whitey. He get's blamed for everything.
Woe is me. I'm so unlucky to be white.
I'm the real victim of 300 years of racism in America.
 
2014-08-03 03:57:18 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: bunner: Actually, in rap, we may have found a template that's actually more limiting than 12 bar 1 -3 -5 turnaround or verse, chorus, verse, chorus, verse, chorus chorus, chorus, fade.

No one needs a verse. Alternate chorus and pre-chorus.

What... no inter-chorus?

/that's... terrible


This is the future, we are breaking all the rules.
 
2014-08-03 04:08:52 AM

UsikFark: This is the future, we are breaking

desperately looking for anything resembling all the rules.

FIFY
 
2014-08-03 05:13:02 AM

Olo Manolo: stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Whitey. Obviously..


You mean their lawyer? I heard he was kind of an olive skinned man anyways, probably Italian.
 
2014-08-03 07:12:02 AM
By the time you hear the siren
It's already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other to jail
One guy's wasted and the other's a waste

It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter no one's learning the score
Your never-ending spree of death and violence, and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own
 
2014-08-03 07:27:36 AM

jso2897: Olo Manolo: stirfrybry: Thug culture? NRA? What should we blame?


Whitey. Obviously..

Poor, poor Whitey. He get's blamed for everything.
Woe is me. I'm so unlucky to be white.
I'm the real victim of 300 years of racism in America.


You poor thing...
 
2014-08-03 08:00:37 AM
Only one?  This is why high capacity magazines should not only be legal, but in the case of "rap groups", mandatory.
 
2014-08-03 08:16:55 AM
Another victim of the most dangerous profession in America - Aspiring Rapper.

/#2 - Chainsaw Juggler
 
2014-08-03 08:21:52 AM

Foxxinnia: Guys it is 2014. Being a rapper and shooting each other is so old. You might as well die in a single-engine plane crash in the hills of Tennessee. That's how behind the times you are.


The main thing that lets you know how far behind the times they are is the fact that they were making a video.
 
2014-08-03 08:24:30 AM
I'm the first?

i178.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-03 08:29:13 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-03 09:11:03 AM
"They were fighting over who's the star, who's better," said Abdul. "They were drunk. They spit at each other then one guy pulled out a gun and shot the other guy five times."

/You both suck, your "music" sucks, and now one of you is going to die, and the other live the rest of his worthless wasted life in prison where he can contemplate the various vulgarities of his mis spent youth.

//Rap sucks.
 
2014-08-03 09:39:43 AM
Im actually shocked none of our resident farkLibs have found a way to pin the shooting on conservatives yet.
 
2014-08-03 09:50:18 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: "They were fighting over who's the star, who's better," said Abdul. "They were drunk. They spit at each other then one guy pulled out a gun and shot the other guy five times."

/You both suck, your "music" sucks, and now one of you is going to die, and the other live the rest of his worthless wasted life in prison where he can contemplate the various vulgarities of his mis spent youth.

//Rap sucks.


THIS!!!
 
2014-08-03 10:20:22 AM
Rappers fighting about which one is better? Where the hell is the obvious tag?
 
2014-08-03 10:23:00 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Wait, you mean a rapper actually hit what he was shooting at?


Perhaps he didn't hold the gun on its side.
 
2014-08-03 10:23:36 AM

Kalashinator: Danger Avoid Death: Wait, you mean a rapper actually hit what he was shooting at?

He forgot to hold his gun sideways.


I should RTFT.
 
2014-08-03 10:29:49 AM

Ambivalence: This is why you shouldn't have rap GROUPS.  Pairs are doable, but anymore more than that and you're sharing the spotlight with too many people and feathers get ruffled.


Like the Sith
 
2014-08-03 10:46:36 AM

MyRandomName: Im actually shocked none of our resident farkLibs have found a way to pin the shooting on conservatives yet.


This calls for more restrictions on assault weapons even though they weren't used in the crime.  Damn you NRA!
 
2014-08-03 11:07:00 AM

MyRandomName: Im actually shocked none of our resident farkLibs have found a way to pin the shooting on conservatives yet.


Awe boo boo! Are those dang libs picking on you again!?
 
2014-08-03 11:13:57 AM
When are these ghetto idiots going to learn to aim down the sights?

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2014-08-03 12:17:33 PM
images.cryhavok.org
 
2014-08-03 01:02:03 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-03 01:36:54 PM
And not one of them was seen smiling.  Ever.  In any photo or video.
 
2014-08-03 01:40:50 PM
A pity they aren't all dead
 
2014-08-03 02:34:25 PM
Genrations of culturally accepted and government sponsored abandonment of fatherhood.
 
2014-08-03 03:46:42 PM
They need to emulate the Iranian hipster bands if they want to step up their shooty-shoot game.
 
2014-08-04 08:01:35 AM
Rent stadium.

Call a huge summit meeting of all the G boys, playas and MCs and their acolytes.

Give everybody a free automatic weapon at the gate.

Switch on the Tannoy.  Ask "Who is the undisputed best rapper of all time?"  Switch Tannoy off.  Get behind sandbags.
 
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